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Date: 11/15/09 07:06 AM

127 Responses to Sacred Heart Church Asks You A Question [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Link: Sacred Heart Church Asks You A Question - Yes.
  2. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:17 am
    dratYEAH!
  3. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Yes.
  4. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:21 am
    what?
  5. Profile photo of Charizzo
    Charizzo Male 18-29
    668 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Yes. Yes it is.
  6. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Yes. Yes it is.
  7. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:23 am
    screw you char.
  8. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Yep.
  9. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:29 am
    No. I mean yes. Definitely.
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:31 am
    yes. yes it is.
  11. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Of course it is. Heck, after all the effort that God put into creating the orgasm, I think He`d be disappointed in us if we didn`t :)
  12. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Yes.
  13. Profile photo of AmICrazy
    AmICrazy Male 13-17
    50 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:36 am
    Going into this I was expecting Scrubs Sacred Heart Hospital.
  14. Profile photo of Blaackhalo
    Blaackhalo Male 30-39
    90 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Yep.
  15. Profile photo of kinpower
    kinpower Male 18-29
    67 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:45 am
    Yes....dear GOD yes
  16. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:47 am
    indeed my answer is yes
  17. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:48 am
    yes. In fact I`m masturbating right now.
  18. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:56 am
    what if I only wanted to touch my head...or arm..oh no Im goin to hell for scratching my arse?
  19. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:58 am
    Going into this I was expecting Scrubs Sacred Heart Hospital.
    -------------------
    that was my first thought, but i knew it wouldn`t be :(
  20. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:01 am
    An eternity OF TOUCHING MYSELF in hell...
    Yes.
  21. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:01 am
    mmhhhmmm
  22. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:04 am
    I know this is supposed to be funny and everything, but I`m pretty sure masturbation isn`t considered a sin amongst both Christians and Catholics.
  23. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:11 am
    FIRST CLASS BITCHES!
  24. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:11 am
    S`long as you don`t splash your seed on the ground its OK isn`t it?
  25. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2009 at 8:45 am
    KucheKlizma
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    78 Posts Sunday, November 15, 2009 8:01:10 AM
    An eternity OF TOUCHING MYSELF in hell...
    Yes.
    -------------------

    your punishment is more likely to be an eternity where you CAN`T touch yourself

  26. Profile photo of RagingClue
    RagingClue Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:53 am
    im not religous
  27. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:07 am
    I hate the Christian faith....They never let us have any fun. =(
  28. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Masterbation is considered a sin in that it usually coincides with pornography, fornication, prositution or acts of sexuality that are outside of the moral stature. You either agree with it or you don`t. The idea behind this sign is to scare the living crap out of you so you stop. Is it true? Nobody can lay this kind of judgement on you other than God but we can certain scare you out of it or try. This would be like telling the child, touch that cookie and you will grow up stupid and never amount to anything your whole life. In the end any act you commit is entirely judged on your disposition and conscience of the act. God judges you on your character and morality. This doesn`t mean go nuts and masterbate everyday. It`s still an act unbecoming to a human being. It may have health benefits but the idea is we are much more evolved than that and can control our sexual urges. This is what God is always trying to do. The idea is simple. Move beyond your primitive ways and try to be greater
  29. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:11 am
    @I hate the Christian faith....They never let us have any fun. =(

    If reincarnation does exist (this goes against Christian teaching but what the hell anyways) and I come back as a dog, I`m having all the fun I can have. Now? Life`s a test and I need to keep excelling. ;)

  30. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Lmao...I dont think masturbating is a sin...If it were, god wouldnt have given us two hands and a free will....
  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:15 am
    "im not religous"

    Thank God...

  32. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:20 am
    ohthedrama, your lengthy "God doesn`t want you to masturbate" post will fall on deaf ears. XD
  33. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Yes...yes it is...
  34. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Remember: every time you masturbate Jesus kills a kitten!
  35. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:37 am
    @ohthedrama

    Sasha Grey, download, enjoy.

    It sounds like you are in some sort of church group, you oculd also find alot of frustrated young women there are well, be careful though the real young ones are already getting some from the Priest/minister/guru.

    The cartoon theology of Xianity is good for one thing, computer games like Diablo

  36. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:38 am
    It`s ok, i`ll get someone else to touch me instead =)
  37. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:40 am
    *fap* *fap* *fap*...
    Oh sorry? Were you saying something?
  38. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:42 am
    Off to kill a kitten, back in five.
  39. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1323 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Touching yourself sends you to hell. Having a priest touch you, though, is OK.
  40. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:50 am
    *fap fap fap* (has heart attack and dies)
    "Boy, it sure is warm down here.....*fap fap fap*"
  41. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:54 am
    ...and the answer is, YES!
  42. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:59 am
    hell yeah!
  43. Profile photo of Bexxii
    Bexxii Female 18-29
    29 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Oh this is such a hard question... x]
  44. Profile photo of killer199106
    killer199106 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Its more than worth it
  45. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:20 am
    brb... need to touch myself
  46. Profile photo of killer199106
    killer199106 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:26 am
    uhhhhh..... i`ll be right back *disappears into room and comes back in 5 min* yup it is worth it
  47. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Ahahaha, oh korahn, that really made me laugh. Especially as this is a Catholic church.
  48. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Oh you Catholicism!
  49. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:34 am
    why are religious people so stupid? i guess that is an oxymoron.
  50. Profile photo of psychoshadow
    psychoshadow Male 30-39
    62 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:46 am
    NOT touching myself IS an eternity in hell!
  51. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Bah,, if it`s Catholic they can masturbate all they want. They just need to confess their sins in the indoor outhouse and say their "our father`s" and "Hail Mary`s". Catholicism is the way to go if you want to be a Christian.
  52. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:50 am
    @ohthedrama

    So, basically what you`re saying is that it`s a way to control the mindless sheeple?

  53. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:57 am
    no, thanks for asking.
  54. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:59 am
    and then the kids ask "But i touch myself all the time. When i have an itch, when i wash my hands; am i going to hell Daddy?"
  55. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Its a trap!
    Dirty pastors hiding in the confessional, just hoping someone comes to confess so they can sin together. blehhhhh.
  56. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:22 am
    welcome to sacred heart!


  57. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:22 am
    Yes it is.
  58. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:32 am
    I`m actually watching scrubs right now... rather contradictory... I can`t believe there are only two other posts referencing this show...
  59. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:36 am
    if you do it right
  60. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:37 am
    "NOT touching myself IS an eternity in hell!"

    hahahahahahaha

  61. Profile photo of xRemy
    xRemy Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Wait... Why would `touching yourself` send you to hell?! I have to warn my boyfriend!
  62. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    *stands with hands far away from her body while crying*

    I`M SORRY!!! I`M SORRY!!!

  63. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    It`s SO worth it!
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    THey wernt spacific about the touching, WHat if i have a itchy leg, can i touch my self to scratch it? does picking you nose count as touching yourself? so many unanswered questions!
  65. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    Yes. Yes it is.
  66. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    im touching my hand right now...am I going to hell
  67. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    yes, i do belive it is!
  68. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Can`t remember, where in the bible does it say that masturbation is wrong?
  69. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Gah! It takes forever to type posts with just the one hand..
  70. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Most definitely.
  71. Profile photo of Twist13
    Twist13 Male 70 & Over
    607 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    The other side of the sign read, "So let our priests do it for you."
  72. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    HELL yes!
  73. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Hm. Would it be incredibly... odd sounding if "though shall not masturbate" is one of the reasons I left the Roman Catholic church?

    Grew up my entire life being brainwashed into "what you feel is wrong, what you want is wrong, what you do is wrong, what is fun is wrong, wrong, WRONG" and decided being Catholic was not for me.

    From all my years of going to church, I basically got the impression of we`re not worthy- sinners who have been sinners will forever more be sinners until we die. And then off we go to hell. But we`re encouraged to keep trying anyway.

  74. Profile photo of maekol
    maekol Male 18-29
    20 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    this is just one of those online sign maker things. it would be funny if an actual church wrote that in all seriousness, but as a purposeful joke this falls harshly short.
  75. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Of course it is, I don`t need the priest`s help.
  76. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    but... why does it feel so good if it`s so bad??
  77. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I do not get Christianity...if someone strictly follows the bible, it is better to buy a prostitute then masturbate, even though they are both sins, and married couples can only have sex on 27 designated days a year and if a female has sex before marriage she is condemned to be stoned to death,, unless it was rape, in which cse the raper has to pay a dowry to her father and then the father may choice to marry her off to the guy that raped her.

    it seems like following the bible, since many people claim this country was founded as a Christan nation (not a free religious nation) that our laws are completly wrong

  78. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    PinkAndGreen- i feel ya. i think we`re on the same boat here.
  79. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    ammit13fma, you mixed up thing there. Yes the bible says its better that your seeds fall inside a whores than on the floor but thats just a way to emphasize how much they prefer you dont masturbate. Married couples can have sex 100 times if day if they want to, it doesnt limit anything except for no pre-marital sex and no masturbation.

    Honestly I`m a catholic and I understand that some thing are just metaphors for the way of life. Taking everything literal is just retarded.
    It all depends on where you live, some catholics take it way out of context and some people are actually rational about it. I wasn`t raised to think everything I do is wrong I was taught that everything must be done in goodwill and to have faith. I don`t know whats all the fuzz about "Catholicism ruined my youth" poo.

  80. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Let the priest touch you instead!
  81. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Damn, I use both hands. I`m really going to hell.
  82. Profile photo of d4es
    d4es Male 18-29
    16 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    lol @ ammit13fma.
    Where`d you get your information from? None of what you wrote is true.
  83. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    THANK YOU Brian 61316. I`m catholic too, and it`s time someone else out there had the sense to understand that some things are metaphors and shouldn`t be taken literally. If we could only spread this message the world would be a better place. Oh yeah, and peace, love and all that.
  84. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Would using a little lube ease my entry into hell
  85. Profile photo of jkuroneko
    jkuroneko Female 18-29
    73 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    ... maaaaaybe...
  86. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    yes.
  87. Profile photo of Sillabub_0
    Sillabub_0 Female 13-17
    160 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    I love those sort of signs. One on a chuch in my old town said once "Read the Bible. It`ll scare the hell out of you". Hehe...Still cracks me up...
  88. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    how`s that a drating metaphor? i think it`s pretty clear in its meaning
  89. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    Yes it is
  90. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    hell yes.
  91. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Dear Catholic Church,

    Please send me a quote from the bible telling me where touching myself will send me to hell.

    Also, I am a big fan of Pope Leo X; if possible, please send me his autograph too.

    May Jesus bless you,
    Linkenberger.

  92. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    318 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    That`s what the church calls the direct approach
  93. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    it depends, can you touch yourself in hell?
  94. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Answer: HELL YEAH!

    If I can`t whack off in heaven, I don`t want to go.

  95. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Dear church, how can someone who is going to spend an eternity in hell for touching little boys help me find my way to heaven? the phrase "it is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than to spill it on the ground" is NOT actually in the bible though people believe it is.
  96. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    Hmm...how about touching the scum responsible for this sign? Touching them in the face with my fist.

    I wouldn`t do it because I support free speech, even harmful free speech. But I want to.

  97. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Can`t remember, where in the bible does it say that masturbation is wrong?

    It`s the bit about how the authorities can gain lasting extreme power by controlling every aspect of everyone`s lives, especially anything to do with sex.

    Oh, wait. That isn`t actually in the Christian bible. It`s just been Christian policy since the beginning.


    Some ignorant people cite the story of Onan, but that just proves they don`t know what they`re talking about.

    Onan`s sin was the same as every sin - not mindlessly obeying orders from the authorities regardless of who is harmed by those orders.

    Specifically, he and his sister in law were ordered to have a child together and tried to avoid doing so while pretending to obey orders.

  98. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    November 15, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    But... we all touch ourselves when we bathe and go about daily duties.
    What do you want from us, God?!
  99. Profile photo of Tinaroo
    Tinaroo Female 18-29
    6 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    The Bible says that masturbating is okay, as long as you don`t do it while thinking about someone else, or something like that... Which is kinda the point of the act. Hmm.
  100. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:19 am
    Great. I`m going to hell like 3 times since this morning...
  101. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:40 am
    LOL @ Christians! Heaven doesn`t exist, hell doesn`t exist & god doesn`t exist. I shall continue to "pollute" myself watching large quantities of nun related porn.
  102. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:52 am
    well as long as i can spend that eternity touching myself i dont see a problem
  103. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:56 am
    But... we all touch ourselves when we bathe and go about daily duties.
    What do you want from us, God?!

    Group bathing and touching each other, of course!

  104. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:28 am
    LOL @ Christians! Heaven doesn`t exist, hell doesn`t exist & god doesn`t exist. I shall continue to "pollute" myself watching large quantities of nun related porn.
  105. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:29 am
    lolzomg so weird
  106. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:05 am
    Yes.
  107. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:38 am
    This is from a church sign generator site.
  108. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:10 am
    Totally worth it. Besides baptism is a get out of hell free card. Go on an touch yourself.
  109. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Stumpy, don`t start.

    I agree, this is a church-sign generator website. Do you really think any church would put this on their sign?

  110. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Hmmm the priests seem to think touching little boys is.
  111. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:41 am
    LOL @ Christians! Heaven doesn`t exist, hell doesn`t exist & god doesn`t exist. I shall continue to "pollute" myself watching large quantities of nun related porn.
  112. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:01 am
    Also, I`m pretty sure the bible said nothing about women touching themselves. We have no "seed" to "spill" after all.
  113. Profile photo of FumblingMala
    FumblingMala Male 18-29
    56 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Haylee, clearly you haven`t seen enough actual church signs, especially ones in Tennessee and the like. This is pretty light considering some of the ones I`ve seen down there
  114. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:32 am
    I don`t touch myself, my vibrator does it for me.
  115. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Someone please tell me what page in the bible that says porn will send you to hell.

    Go ahead, I have a Bible ready.

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    The_Texican Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Leviticus 15
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    slurpyzklown Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    of course it is worth eternity in hell
  118. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    you know these church signs aren`t real. they have a webiste where you type in what you want and it displays it on church signs. these are just stupid.
  119. Profile photo of lulCrystal
    lulCrystal Female 13-17
    22 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    ...Yes. But we still go to church. We`re the Rebels of the Sacred Heart. We meet every saturday night in Jason`s mom`s basement. Free tissues at the door!
  120. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    ...so it`s this type of thinking that led priests to touch little boys instead...
  121. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:20 am
    LOL @ Christians! Heaven doesn`t exist, hell doesn`t exist & god doesn`t exist. I shall continue to "pollute" myself watching large quantities of nun related porn.
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    _Willardlol_ Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Absolutely. Excuse me while I go commit a sin to some lesbian porn.
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    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA.
  124. Profile photo of MissV
    MissV Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    This almost looks like one of those fake signs people can make on the Internet. Even if it were real, is it even a real Christian church or just another crazy Catholic one.
  125. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    i need to start touching myself daily... so it worth my time in hell!!
  126. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    yes,yes it fkin is lol
  127. Profile photo of diaphram
    diaphram Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 19, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    hells yeah,
    im goin ther anyways, might as well enjoy myself...

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