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Date: 11/15/09 12:01 PM

82 Responses to Russian Strippers Can`t Distract Gamers

  1. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Russian Strippers Can`t Distract Gamers - What would you do in this situation? (Slightly NSFW)
  2. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    thaaaaaats embarassing
  3. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    No life. No hope.
  4. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    What...the hell..
  5. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    thats core
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Thats so awesome! dedication to the machine!
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Eh I don`t see why this is so omg weird. Why should drooling over women come before everything?
  8. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Yes, because if you don`t stop whatever you are doing to immediately stare at women or try to have sex with them you`re not a real man.

    God, no wonder why so many men are stuck masturbating by themselves.

  9. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    They must`ve gone through Shaolin training for that.
  10. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Good men. Strippers come and go but there are no redos in gaming tournies. With luck there was cash winnings and they all went out and splurged on better looking stirppers than these 2.
  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Well...
    I`d take a little peek and get on with whatever I was doing (gaming or otherwise).

    But then again..I`m of the frame of mind, if it`s not for me then why pay attention. I`d just feel like a perv for watching.

    Now if it was for me (i.e my partner gyrating around with no kit on) then yeah..I`d drop whatever I`m doing and enjoy the show.

    Mayby thats just me..I just find strippers make me feel..uncomfortable! And not in a good way!


  12. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Yeah... I`m kindof in agreement with Maddog.
  13. Profile photo of DrHorrible
    DrHorrible Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I love how a couple of the guys are grinning like "Yeah, that`s cool. Now grab me another Mt Dew"
  14. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    people dont realise just how important games are
  15. Profile photo of Canoas
    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Those are a Pro CS russian clan, playing those games is what they do for a living. It`s obvious none of them will risk their job for a pair of tits
  16. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Thing is, in Russia, most of the women are attractive... So sometimes vidya games are more important. Not to me though, I don`t bother with those toys :P.
  17. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 15, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Oh yeah, if you`re in a serious tournament, you can`t just get some eye candy and risk losing. Strip clubs will always be there afterward, people.
  18. Profile photo of iLoveChoo
    iLoveChoo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    HAHA the stippers look beat anyways. I don`t want to start over at at the graveyard!!
  19. Profile photo of psychoshadow
    psychoshadow Male 30-39
    62 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    frag now, fap later!
  20. Profile photo of anime-craze
    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    i would wait till i had a free second take a look and realize that those strippers didn`t interest me. i would then go back to trying to win and get money to spend on someone (girl) who did
  21. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    there is any easy reason for this... they are all gay.
  22. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    The lady in the background in pic 3 look like she was getting into it.
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    that would be great. i would love for a hot girl to grind me while i play some modern warfare 2.
  24. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    they probably know chicks like that won`t usually go for guys like them, so they continued to play
  25. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Yeah - it`s like - everytime I see a semi-naked woman I drop everything I`m doing and start fapping. And that`s because I`m a man.
    What were they thinking?
  26. Profile photo of KucheKlizma
    KucheKlizma Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Priorities win. Strippers fail. :D
  27. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    If they pay attention, they`re pigs, if they don`t, they`re losers...
  28. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    anyone ever heard of the f**king PAUSE BUTTON!? ugh, menschen`s Kinder...
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    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Just one more level.
  30. Profile photo of Ko_zea_lets
    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    ok just one more level.
  31. Profile photo of Ko_zea_lets
    Ko_zea_lets Male 18-29
    54 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Just one more level.
  32. Profile photo of Braber01
    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    MMORPG`s don`t have pause buttons
  33. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    429 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    The things I would do to them...horrible things
  34. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    cobrakiller
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    699 Posts Sunday, November 15, 2009 3:10:44 PM
    that would be great. i would love for a hot girl to grind me while i play some modern warfare 2

    me 2

  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    In that situation, I might actually re-think my priorities and play with the strippers, instead of the game.
  36. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    I would lose.
  37. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    thought going through their minds:
    "I`m not attracted to non-level-6-enchantresses-with-ogre-repelling-broadswords. outta my screen view beeyotch..."
  38. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    looks like a mother and daughter. O__o` the guys were smart in the sense they knew it was a gimmick, so wtfever.
  39. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I`m not sure I could handle that distraction. I loves me some strippers.
  40. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    I`d never be in that situation because I wouldn`t be "gaming" in the first place.
  41. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    DO you realize how much money is at stake? These games, generally they have thousands of dollars up for grabs, no DUH they won`t pay attention to the strippers.

    Think about it, a strip club costs a couple hundred at most to go to... while winning will give u both the satisfaction of winning + another couple thousand dollars. Which is worth more?

  42. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    lmao game over, wheres my wallet, specially the stripper in the last pic oww oww
  43. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    In Russia the Gamers strip the opposition!!!

    This is a fine example of discipline that the soft westerners do not have, priorities! Gaming first, then some Ukrainian lola!

    I bet these guys do not smoke pot or drink while gaming either! I detest people who call themselves gamers and show up to clan events intoxicated!

  44. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    273 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Some of the guys could be gay, or not into strippers, or have girlfriends or whatever, even if they like strippers I really don`t think they would take their eyes off lol!
    Imagine if it had been a guy swinging his dick around (like in that Bruno movie) instead haha.
  45. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Friggin LOSERS.
  46. Profile photo of NAZEREL
    NAZEREL Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    they`re either gay or virgins either case WTF?
  47. Profile photo of rgu3t0
    rgu3t0 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    just check this video out and it will explain why the strippers failed to distract them...all gamers will relate to the video. (just watch the first segment after that it goes into something else. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7sv9CmTe...
  48. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    I don`t understand... This article is beyond logic.
  49. Profile photo of helmie
    helmie Female 13-17
    58 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    So nobody could come up with a "In Soviet Russia ..." joke for this?
  50. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    These guys get paid to win stuff like this. I would also be focusing on the game rather than getting a girl to sit on my lap for a minute and never see her again.
  51. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    "So nobody could come up with a "In Soviet Russia ..." joke for this? "

    In Soviet Russia, gamer playing with joystick taken serious.

  52. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    My girlfriend walked in my house with some of her friends when I was playing TF2 and I didn`t know they were here until she came over and hugged me...so I know how this would be
  53. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Stardagger i can`t tell if you`re serious or not, and it`s scary.
  54. Profile photo of nakoninja
    nakoninja Male 18-29
    354 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    if you notice the guys do notice and are tying to ignore the girls...
  55. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    In Soviet Russia, games play you!
  56. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Someone I vaguely know came home from a contest with £500 cash and hardware worth over £1000 a couple of weeks ago, and they didn`t come first in any section of the contest.

    Far more importantly to them, they did well against and were praised by top-ranking players.

    A couple of reasonably attractive women wiggling in their underwear is of far less importance than that.

    It`s of far less importance than a friendly game, too.

    We`re talking about a couple of people hired to try to distract other people from doing something entertaining that requires attention and concentration. So we`re talking about a minor irritation.

    I`d ask them to leave me alone and ignore them if they didn`t.

    Two women who wanted a threesome with me would be a different matter, but this is just a distraction from something more fun.

  57. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    No sex, No attention.

    These guys probably know that all they`ll get is a few good looks at tits and ass.

    Nothing a few good clicks of a mouse couldn`t bring ya`.

    Now, on the other hand, were they hookers who were beggin` for a peggin`? These guys would be aiming for a whole different type of headshot if you catch my drift.

  58. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Well, obviously, they were meant to try to distract players in some sort of contest. Can`t say I`m too surprised that they were ignored.
  59. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    if i was there, id lose at the game, but win at life.
  60. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    if i was there, id lose at the game, but win at life.

    Do you really think that dropping what you were doing in order to look at a couple of women in their underwear who are only there because they`ve been paid to be is winning at life?

    Really?

  61. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    To be fair, the so-called "strippers" weren`t even naked.
  62. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:07 am
    those damn fools
  63. Profile photo of hooHAHA
    hooHAHA Female 13-17
    17 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:34 am
    after years of computer porn, these gamers were immune to the real deal.
  64. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:43 am
    Honestly, if I were there, I wouldn`t have any trouble blocking out the strippers.
  65. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:44 am
    if they let me bang id have worked there poo
  66. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:11 am
    "Honestly, if I were there, I wouldn`t have any trouble blocking out the strippers."
    Probably because you`re female?
  67. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:16 am
    Is it bad that the second thing I noticed (after the topless girl of course) was that it said "Imagine you`re playing your favourite MMO" and yet saw they were playing CounterStrike?
  68. Profile photo of kooleyo
    kooleyo Male 13-17
    193 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:13 am
    nice big russian computers, i thought europe got most electronic releases first, but i guess russia isn`t all in europe
  69. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:02 am
    If that was done here some mother would be angry that her child was exposed to such "filth," int the mean time dad would be more concerned that his son was gay. You know I`m right. Just think of all the boys who reported their hot female teachers.
  70. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:33 am
    I completely understand their situation. Not really.
  71. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:36 am
    kooleyo> Most of Russia is in Asia. many parts of the USSR are east european countries though.
  72. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:06 am
    focus, focus, FOCUS f**k us...
  73. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:12 am
    Is it bad that the second thing I noticed (after the topless girl of course) was that it said "Imagine you`re playing your favourite MMO" and yet saw they were playing CounterStrike?

    as long as it doesnt say mmorpg, all is well in th world of gaming. O.o

  74. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Even thoug I take my gaming seriously, I`m pretty sure I`d react to this xD
  75. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    I`d do exactly what the gamers are doing. Ignore them. Sweeping generalisation warning: Pretty girls are like cats, best way to garner interest is to ignore them... Strippers are however slightly different in that they prefer to get their cash up front. Still the best tactic is to feign disinterest and thus get maximum effect for zero outlay.

    Gamers. Gaming the system. Any system.

  76. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    Meh. That`s always happening to me at the office.
  77. Profile photo of stevenash
    stevenash Male 18-29
    124 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Good for them...now I guess guys don`t think about sex 24/7 and are able to keep it in their pants...:D
  78. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Anyone know what kind of perfume most strippers wear? It smells like... CANDY. Mmm... yeah, I love the way strippers smell... candy, sweat, cigarettes and broken dreams.
  79. Profile photo of sexxyteddy
    sexxyteddy Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:03 am
    i bet they all had bonners though
  80. Profile photo of _Willardlol_
    _Willardlol_ Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Unless I`m getting titties in the face, I`m not stopping that game. Girl need to work for her cash, I might press pause for a couple of secs if she gave me a lap dance, but...
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    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:15 am
    I swear those guys are a disgrace to the male gender! Poor girls probably feel unwanted and mistreated now! and after all the hard work they put in...
  82. Profile photo of ToxicXzOmbie
    ToxicXzOmbie Female 18-29
    26 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Haha I know my boyfriend is so like that when he`s gaming!

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