Russian Strippers Can`t Distract Gamers

Submitted by: heartx3jess 7 years ago in Weird
http://space.offgamers.com/en/gaming-news/2515-russian-strippers-fail-to-impress-gamers

What would you do in this situation? (Slightly NSFW)
There are 82 comments:
Female 26
Haha I know my boyfriend is so like that when he`s gaming!
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Male 162
I swear those guys are a disgrace to the male gender! Poor girls probably feel unwanted and mistreated now! and after all the hard work they put in...
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Male 33
Unless I`m getting titties in the face, I`m not stopping that game. Girl need to work for her cash, I might press pause for a couple of secs if she gave me a lap dance, but...
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Male 22
i bet they all had bonners though
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Male 2,436
Anyone know what kind of perfume most strippers wear? It smells like... CANDY. Mmm... yeah, I love the way strippers smell... candy, sweat, cigarettes and broken dreams.
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Male 124
Good for them...now I guess guys don`t think about sex 24/7 and are able to keep it in their pants...:D
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Male 156
Meh. That`s always happening to me at the office.
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Male 2,220
I`d do exactly what the gamers are doing. Ignore them. Sweeping generalisation warning: Pretty girls are like cats, best way to garner interest is to ignore them... Strippers are however slightly different in that they prefer to get their cash up front. Still the best tactic is to feign disinterest and thus get maximum effect for zero outlay.

Gamers. Gaming the system. Any system.

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Male 116
Even thoug I take my gaming seriously, I`m pretty sure I`d react to this xD
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Male 610
Is it bad that the second thing I noticed (after the topless girl of course) was that it said "Imagine you`re playing your favourite MMO" and yet saw they were playing CounterStrike?

as long as it doesnt say mmorpg, all is well in th world of gaming. O.o

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Female 2,509
focus, focus, FOCUS f**k us...
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Male 176
kooleyo> Most of Russia is in Asia. many parts of the USSR are east european countries though.
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Male 1,093
I completely understand their situation. Not really.
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Male 157
If that was done here some mother would be angry that her child was exposed to such "filth," int the mean time dad would be more concerned that his son was gay. You know I`m right. Just think of all the boys who reported their hot female teachers.
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Male 193
nice big russian computers, i thought europe got most electronic releases first, but i guess russia isn`t all in europe
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Male 680
Is it bad that the second thing I noticed (after the topless girl of course) was that it said "Imagine you`re playing your favourite MMO" and yet saw they were playing CounterStrike?
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Male 4,680
"Honestly, if I were there, I wouldn`t have any trouble blocking out the strippers."
Probably because you`re female?
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Male 703
if they let me bang id have worked there poo
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Female 582
Honestly, if I were there, I wouldn`t have any trouble blocking out the strippers.
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Female 17
after years of computer porn, these gamers were immune to the real deal.
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Male 336
those damn fools
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Male 571
To be fair, the so-called "strippers" weren`t even naked.
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Male 12,365
[quote]if i was there, id lose at the game, but win at life.[/quote]

Do you really think that dropping what you were doing in order to look at a couple of women in their underwear who are only there because they`ve been paid to be is winning at life?

Really?

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Male 845
if i was there, id lose at the game, but win at life.
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Female 4,028
Well, obviously, they were meant to try to distract players in some sort of contest. Can`t say I`m too surprised that they were ignored.
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Male 516
No sex, No attention.

These guys probably know that all they`ll get is a few good looks at tits and ass.

Nothing a few good clicks of a mouse couldn`t bring ya`.

Now, on the other hand, were they hookers who were beggin` for a peggin`? These guys would be aiming for a whole different type of headshot if you catch my drift.

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Male 12,365
Someone I vaguely know came home from a contest with £500 cash and hardware worth over £1000 a couple of weeks ago, and they didn`t come first in any section of the contest.

Far more importantly to them, they did well against and were praised by top-ranking players.

A couple of reasonably attractive women wiggling in their underwear is of far less importance than that.

It`s of far less importance than a friendly game, too.

We`re talking about a couple of people hired to try to distract other people from doing something entertaining that requires attention and concentration. So we`re talking about a minor irritation.

I`d ask them to leave me alone and ignore them if they didn`t.

Two women who wanted a threesome with me would be a different matter, but this is just a distraction from something more fun.

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Female 877
In Soviet Russia, games play you!
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Male 354
if you notice the guys do notice and are tying to ignore the girls...
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Male 447
Stardagger i can`t tell if you`re serious or not, and it`s scary.
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Male 337
My girlfriend walked in my house with some of her friends when I was playing TF2 and I didn`t know they were here until she came over and hugged me...so I know how this would be
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Male 263
"So nobody could come up with a "In Soviet Russia ..." joke for this? "

In Soviet Russia, gamer playing with joystick taken serious.

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Male 91
These guys get paid to win stuff like this. I would also be focusing on the game rather than getting a girl to sit on my lap for a minute and never see her again.
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Female 58
So nobody could come up with a "In Soviet Russia ..." joke for this?
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Male 10,440
I don`t understand... This article is beyond logic.
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Male 79
just check this video out and it will explain why the strippers failed to distract them...all gamers will relate to the video. (just watch the first segment after that it goes into something else. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7sv9CmTe...
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Male 62
they`re either gay or virgins either case WTF?
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Male 3,431
Friggin LOSERS.
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Female 271
Some of the guys could be gay, or not into strippers, or have girlfriends or whatever, even if they like strippers I really don`t think they would take their eyes off lol!
Imagine if it had been a guy swinging his dick around (like in that Bruno movie) instead haha.
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Male 1,190
In Russia the Gamers strip the opposition!!!

This is a fine example of discipline that the soft westerners do not have, priorities! Gaming first, then some Ukrainian lola!

I bet these guys do not smoke pot or drink while gaming either! I detest people who call themselves gamers and show up to clan events intoxicated!

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Male 72
lmao game over, wheres my wallet, specially the stripper in the last pic oww oww
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Male 1,204
DO you realize how much money is at stake? These games, generally they have thousands of dollars up for grabs, no DUH they won`t pay attention to the strippers.

Think about it, a strip club costs a couple hundred at most to go to... while winning will give u both the satisfaction of winning + another couple thousand dollars. Which is worth more?

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Male 1,788
I`d never be in that situation because I wouldn`t be "gaming" in the first place.
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Female 4,447
I`m not sure I could handle that distraction. I loves me some strippers.
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Female 895
looks like a mother and daughter. O__o` the guys were smart in the sense they knew it was a gimmick, so wtfever.
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Female 116
thought going through their minds:
"I`m not attracted to non-level-6-enchantresses-with-ogre-repelling-broadswords. outta my screen view beeyotch..."
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Male 2,148
I would lose.
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Male 4,594
In that situation, I might actually re-think my priorities and play with the strippers, instead of the game.
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Male 4,393
cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
699 Posts Sunday, November 15, 2009 3:10:44 PM
that would be great. i would love for a hot girl to grind me while i play some modern warfare 2

me 2

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Male 428
The things I would do to them...horrible things
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Male 153
MMORPG`s don`t have pause buttons
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Male 54
Just one more level.
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Male 54
ok just one more level.
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Male 54
Just one more level.
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Male 894
anyone ever heard of the f**king PAUSE BUTTON!? ugh, menschen`s Kinder...
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Male 1,195
If they pay attention, they`re pigs, if they don`t, they`re losers...
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Male 193
Priorities win. Strippers fail. :D
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Male 193
Yeah - it`s like - everytime I see a semi-naked woman I drop everything I`m doing and start fapping. And that`s because I`m a man.
What were they thinking?
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Female 4,197
they probably know chicks like that won`t usually go for guys like them, so they continued to play
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Male 7,611
that would be great. i would love for a hot girl to grind me while i play some modern warfare 2.
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Male 1,404
The lady in the background in pic 3 look like she was getting into it.
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Female 3,598
there is any easy reason for this... they are all gay.
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Male 107
i would wait till i had a free second take a look and realize that those strippers didn`t interest me. i would then go back to trying to win and get money to spend on someone (girl) who did
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Male 62
frag now, fap later!
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Female 120
HAHA the stippers look beat anyways. I don`t want to start over at at the graveyard!!
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Male 1,406
Oh yeah, if you`re in a serious tournament, you can`t just get some eye candy and risk losing. Strip clubs will always be there afterward, people.
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Male 130
Thing is, in Russia, most of the women are attractive... So sometimes vidya games are more important. Not to me though, I don`t bother with those toys :P.
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Male 427
Those are a Pro CS russian clan, playing those games is what they do for a living. It`s obvious none of them will risk their job for a pair of tits
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Male 1,485
people dont realise just how important games are
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Male 108
I love how a couple of the guys are grinning like "Yeah, that`s cool. Now grab me another Mt Dew"
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Male 4,547
Yeah... I`m kindof in agreement with Maddog.
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Male 3,369
Well...
I`d take a little peek and get on with whatever I was doing (gaming or otherwise).

But then again..I`m of the frame of mind, if it`s not for me then why pay attention. I`d just feel like a perv for watching.

Now if it was for me (i.e my partner gyrating around with no kit on) then yeah..I`d drop whatever I`m doing and enjoy the show.

Mayby thats just me..I just find strippers make me feel..uncomfortable! And not in a good way!


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Male 117
Good men. Strippers come and go but there are no redos in gaming tournies. With luck there was cash winnings and they all went out and splurged on better looking stirppers than these 2.
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Male 1,765
They must`ve gone through Shaolin training for that.
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Male 2,293
Yes, because if you don`t stop whatever you are doing to immediately stare at women or try to have sex with them you`re not a real man.

God, no wonder why so many men are stuck masturbating by themselves.

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Female 3,574
Eh I don`t see why this is so omg weird. Why should drooling over women come before everything?
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Male 25,416
Thats so awesome! dedication to the machine!
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Male 3,619
thats core
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Female 1,148
What...the hell..
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Male 180
No life. No hope.
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Male 548
thaaaaaats embarassing
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Female 1,578
Link: Russian Strippers Can`t Distract Gamers [Rate Link] - What would you do in this situation? (Slightly NSFW)
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