Questionable Gift Idea for Your Girlfriend [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

"I don"t know, I"ve suggested this gift to her before and she"s not really into it."
There are 114 comments:
Male 1
Wife would shoot me if I came home with that :P
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Female 3
Best gift ever! TickleMe Plant Greenhouse. In it you can grow a real plant that MOVES when you Tickle It! The leaves instantly fold and even the branches droop when you Tickle IT!
http://www.ticklemeplant.com
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Male 189
Your uncle raped you and you broke a nail trying to rip his nuts off?
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Female 1,120
I got one of these when i was 9 by my uncle. So this sort of creeps me out a little bit. You have to break open the stupid thing to get the pearl out so she is gonna break her nail trying to open your gift anyway.
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Male 388
lol....first i need a gf...
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Male 5,189
Meh.
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Male 162
ahahaha classic
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Male 227
please take out komal...
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Female 1,199
"A wish waiting to come true."

Wow...

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Female 956
Heh.

Heh he haha....

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Male 197
It has always been my experience that nothing shows a girl you love her like giving her a Pearl Necklace. :->
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Male 895
haha thanks Ryan, I figured it out.
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Female 253
Ahahahahahahah... GOLD
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Male 4,807
And a smile under her chin?
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Male 2,486
"I don`t get it."

Look up pearl necklace on UrbanDictionary.com, or your favorite porn site!

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Male 894
for ten bucks? how could i lose
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Female 38
NIIIIIIIIIIICCEE :)
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Female 91
I don`t get it.
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Female 193
@ akinis hahahaha love that line!
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Female 864
hahahahahahaha awesome ." A wish waiting to come true " .
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Female 88
You stay classy, Walmart!
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Male 535
This whole thread of comments is making me laugh.

I feel like Dave Chappelle in "Halfed Baked"

"You bought a dog? We were saving that money for bailing him out of jail!"

"Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a Pearl Necklace???"

"Clearly you guys missed the point of that story."

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Male 1,240
Hehe, funny. Even Funnier that so many didn`t get it.

@rachcake1: So true. On all counts. It also shows you care.

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Male 815
i laughed much more at the comments, than at the pic itself, lolz
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Male 575
Yeah you could give her a `pearl necklace`; but I`d rather give her a `bottle of perfume` or a `box of chocolates` ;-) ...

Or I could have sex with her too.

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Female 1,001
"does anyone else think that the actual necklace looks like a vagina?"

What the hell?

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Female 54
does anyone else think that the actual necklace looks like a vagina? and any necklace that costs $9.99 is not a real pearl. Heck, you are better off giving her a "pearl necklace" in the sexual innuendo sense: it`s free and she doesn`t have to wear it around on her chest for everyone to see.
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Male 176
I really cannot believe how many of you are having to look this up.. It was one of the first bits of sex slang I learnt over 20 years ago..
But then again benny hill and the carry on films used to be on TV all the time back then......
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Male 1,596
now all i have to do is get her that cleveland steamer
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Male 516
"These sexual slangs are just getting stupid. You cant say anything anymore without it referring to cumming on someone"

I completely agree.

Nearly ever noun can be referenced in a sexual context.

It`s just too easy. Especially with suggestive verbal fluctuations and facial expressions.

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Male 1,045
$9.99?
heck, come to my house, i`ll give you one free.
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Male 326
This euphemism is older than the internet... literally... how can so many people not get it?
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Male 2,220
Odd - used to be a lot more involved in a pearl necklace than just the current urban dictionary definition.... Looks like its been watered down since. Think it was originally a g*y thing and its sort of been hetrofied.

Think about it, to make a proper necklace you have to place beads with your mouth...

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Male 275
lol ok I didn`t get it but I checked Urban Dictionary and now I know and it feels good to know ;p

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

the glorious culmination of tit-drating, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl`s tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you`d look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you`re right. Why don`t you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

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Male 10,440
The necklace doesn`t look like a pearl. Pearls are spherical. The necklace looks like a vagina.
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Male 1,162
These sexual slangs are just getting stupid. You cant say anything anymore without it referring to cumming on someone
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Male 7,933
Gotta admit...took me a really long time to get it
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Male 988
FULL OF meh.
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Female 345
Oh my lol makes me think of that one song "She wanna pearl necklace" by ZZ Top
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Male 548
haha! thats funny poo
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Male 86
lol, loving how out of the last comments, it had to be a lady who knew the inuendo`s meanning. Point for the ladies.
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Male 21
My wife took one long look at this, and just walked away.


So much for subtle hints.

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Male 84
Finishing on her neck or something? Idk
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Male 367
ZZ Top did it much better.
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Male 18
had to look that one up...
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Male 1,232
I... I don`t get it.
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Female 654
drat that price! I could get a free one anytime I want from my boyfriend!

Both -meanings.-

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Male 341
I think im glad i didnt see anything dirty in this until reading the comments.
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Male 999
MEH
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Female 1,697
Ok people if I hadn`t read the comments I wouldn`t have known, now I course you
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Female 5,222
lol
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Female 459
I think photos like these are only really funny if the slang is common. :\
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Male 3,755
Quit blaming the internet for warping our minds. Blame ZZ Top.

Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top, released 1981. It`s about what you think it`s about.

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Male 99
I remember a time when a pearl necklace was shiny and was an actual necklace; never something dirty. Oh how times change.
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Male 533
Hey, at least it is not a pink sock :|
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Male 2,148
For those that don`t get it: urbandictionary.com.

Don`t worry, it`s kinda dirty but it`s not demented like some stuff you see on the internet.

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Male 1,523
OH, its because Lisa Simpson wears it?
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Male 1,523
Uhm... Is there something about the word "Pearl Necklace" I`m not getting? /:
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Female 8
I didn`t get it, and then I let my mind flick to dirty.
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Female 158
I don`t get why everyone`s so uptight! It`s the description that really makes it funny, so what if it`s pervy?
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Male 485
i dont get it
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Female 3,828
lol grow up guys. you have dirty minds!

theres a picture of a necklace right there, too. i could understand if it was just random ad or something... sigh.

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Male 1,590
sexual innuendo FTW!
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Male 3,755
I first heard about pearl necklaces from the ZZ Top song.
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Female 115
always with the sex related jokes...
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Female 9,562
This sucks.
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Male 914
ok didn`t get it until i started reading the comments...i thought i watched too much porn, but its good to know i`m still somewhat "normal" and not a total perv...thanks iab.
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Male 3,819
Dude I laugh at the stupidest little things, but Moe is right. This is lame.

Like, old ads using the word gay are funny, just because the old definition is obsolete, and obviously has a different meaning now. A pearl necklace is a pearl necklace and always will be. There`s no other way to advertise it.

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Male 33
hehe pearl necklace. classic double entendre. and no. its not the internets. people been making these for hundreds of years! (according to the one wikipedia article I skimmed, thusly making me an expert in these matters!) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... don` get that one though ...
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Male 45
Heh, moefreak, accept the fact that this is the internet and most of us come here to appease our underwritten immaturity. If you don`t like the jokes just shrug them off, no reason to try and make something that makes us smile suck by stabbing all the fun out of it with your vile harpy knife of comedy slaying. (I believe the +1 to comedy murder outweighs the +9 to dying early and unsatisfied because you cannot laugh at the little things) /nod.
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Male 480
Oh, how the porn-filled interwebs ruin everyday sayings...soon everything will be this way :-(
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Male 106
Hope that helps those that are blissfully unaware of its "other" meaning.
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Male 106
According to the urban dictionary , a "pearl necklace" is the glorious culmination of t!t-f*$king, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl`s t!ts, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin, thus vaguely resembling a pearl necklace.

Example:

"Benny and Betty weren`t rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead."

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Female 901
Yeah i totally dont get it, and i think it`s a cute necklace, so i`m guessing it`s something perverted and sexual?
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Male 59
you know its good quality when they are right above the plastic cups.
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Female 1,963
Alright, so we can`t say "pearl necklace" anymore without inducing giggles? What are you supposed to call actual necklaces made of pearls? Not THAT funny, people.
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Male 203
I dont get it....
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Female 107
Gomay: You forget, we live in the intertubes. There is nothing here that is not dirty or perverted.
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Male 690
Wow....how childish or perverted could your mind be that a pearl necklace being dirty is the first thing to come to your mind when you see this? >.>
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Male 369
reow, sexualised
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Male 20
Baxterg14- In the package is a can with an oyster in it that has a pearl in it. I`ve seen these at Bass Pro Shops.
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Male 10,855
I`m sure it will! ROFLOLMAO!
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Male 4,290
LemonTarte: all I read there is "My aunt gave me a pearl necklace".
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Male 79
i think it might have something to do with the price, and the fact that there is no pearl in the necklace. there still waiting for that wish to come true
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Male 3,425
I agree IssaTheFiend, I swear people just think of every posible thing one could do sexually, make up a phrase for it and put it on Urban Dictionary.
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Female 2,352
XD I almost had look that up on urban dictionary but the comments were oh so helpful. Seriously though are there a group of dudes just sitting in front of a computer like oh what should we call it if you cum on a girl`s (insert body part) lets give it a seemingly innocent name now. .
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Male 7,817
it usually does
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Female 1,441
I was blissfully unaware of what this was until I got to IAB.

On a slightly unrelated note, when my aunt died I inherited this necklace with a black pearl pendant with diamonds. It`s extremely rare.

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Male 25
LOL a wish waiting to CUM true
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Female 895
lmao
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Male 949
Stupid.
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Male 138
for those of you who do not understand there is a wikipedia page which has R-Rated graphics, but explains in detail
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Male 642
pearl necklace = Sperm around her neck which is a phrase used by people who use this phrase..

it`s neither funny nor cool.. just say "I ejaculated on her chest/neck area" instead of "I gave her a pearl Necklace"

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Male 1,685
a smile, huh. she`ll probably never let you near her naked again. not too many girls are into Creative-Release-Art. at least in my experience.
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Male 3,755
"a wish waiting to come true"
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Female 1,435
ha! thats funny!
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Male 25,417
Not that funny!
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Male 1,646
ive never understood this reference. i just always assumed it had something to do with rocky horror picture show.. but idk
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Male 64
For you people who don`t get it: A pearl necklace is when the guy ejaculates onto the woman`s neck, giving it the appearance of a white necklace.

I don`t think I couldve made that sound any more professional.

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Female 299
pearl necklace is like, a sex thing about cum in the shape of a necklace. really not that funny.
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Male 42
i don`t get it :|
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Male 17
so the wording is slightly amusing, its not questionable
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Male 440
... im waiting for the funny part....
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Male 2,220
nah gifts are for giving, not giving, receiving, giving again. If you know what I mean...
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Male 1,220
I don`t get it...
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Male 1,190
If your girl doesn`t drink it she is not that into you.
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Male 3,425
I`ll be the first to admit it, I had to use Urban Dictionary for that one.
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Male 442
Took me a while to get, guess my thoughts are out of the gutter tonight morer than usual
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Male 322
hahahaha
i love subtle inappropriateness
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Male 5,094
I had no idea "pearl necklace" had a double meaning. Now I do.
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Female 19
I don`t get it,,...
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Male 346
Gotta love the top.
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Female 163
I LOVE it when my boyfriend gives me pearl necklaces! It really shows he cares! I will never grow tired of the classic pearl necklace for as long as I live. As a matter of fact, sign me up for 3!
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Male 20,830
Link: Questionable Gift Idea for Your Girlfriend [Pic] [Rate Link] - `I don`t know, I`ve suggested this gift to her before and she`s not really into it.`
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