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Date: 11/16/09 12:06 PM

115 Responses to Questionable Gift Idea for Your Girlfriend [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18843 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    Link: Questionable Gift Idea for Your Girlfriend - `I don`t know, I`ve suggested this gift to her before and she`s not really into it.`
  2. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I LOVE it when my boyfriend gives me pearl necklaces! It really shows he cares! I will never grow tired of the classic pearl necklace for as long as I live. As a matter of fact, sign me up for 3!
  3. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Gotta love the top.
  4. Profile photo of mscookie
    mscookie Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I don`t get it,,...
  5. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I had no idea "pearl necklace" had a double meaning. Now I do.
  6. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    hahahaha
    i love subtle inappropriateness
  7. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Took me a while to get, guess my thoughts are out of the gutter tonight morer than usual
  8. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    I`ll be the first to admit it, I had to use Urban Dictionary for that one.
  9. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    If your girl doesn`t drink it she is not that into you.
  10. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    I don`t get it...
  11. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    nah gifts are for giving, not giving, receiving, giving again. If you know what I mean...
  12. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
    440 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    ... im waiting for the funny part....
  13. Profile photo of KingGrimlock
    KingGrimlock Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    so the wording is slightly amusing, its not questionable
  14. Profile photo of patohh
    patohh Male 13-17
    42 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    i don`t get it :|
  15. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    pearl necklace is like, a sex thing about cum in the shape of a necklace. really not that funny.
  16. Profile photo of Enigman
    Enigman Male 18-29
    64 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    For you people who don`t get it: A pearl necklace is when the guy ejaculates onto the woman`s neck, giving it the appearance of a white necklace.

    I don`t think I couldve made that sound any more professional.

  17. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    ive never understood this reference. i just always assumed it had something to do with rocky horror picture show.. but idk
  18. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Not that funny!
  19. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    ha! thats funny!
  20. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    "a wish waiting to come true"
  21. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
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    November 16, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    a smile, huh. she`ll probably never let you near her naked again. not too many girls are into Creative-Release-Art. at least in my experience.
  22. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    pearl necklace = Sperm around her neck which is a phrase used by people who use this phrase..

    it`s neither funny nor cool.. just say "I ejaculated on her chest/neck area" instead of "I gave her a pearl Necklace"

  23. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    for those of you who do not understand there is a wikipedia page which has R-Rated graphics, but explains in detail
  24. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    Stupid.
  25. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    lmao
  26. Profile photo of Imshellshock
    Imshellshock Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    LOL a wish waiting to CUM true
  27. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    I was blissfully unaware of what this was until I got to IAB.

    On a slightly unrelated note, when my aunt died I inherited this necklace with a black pearl pendant with diamonds. It`s extremely rare.

  28. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    it usually does
  29. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    XD I almost had look that up on urban dictionary but the comments were oh so helpful. Seriously though are there a group of dudes just sitting in front of a computer like oh what should we call it if you cum on a girl`s (insert body part) lets give it a seemingly innocent name now. .
  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    I agree IssaTheFiend, I swear people just think of every posible thing one could do sexually, make up a phrase for it and put it on Urban Dictionary.
  31. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    i think it might have something to do with the price, and the fact that there is no pearl in the necklace. there still waiting for that wish to come true
  32. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    LemonTarte: all I read there is "My aunt gave me a pearl necklace".
  33. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I`m sure it will! ROFLOLMAO!
  34. Profile photo of mee2
    mee2 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Baxterg14- In the package is a can with an oyster in it that has a pearl in it. I`ve seen these at Bass Pro Shops.
  35. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    reow, sexualised
  36. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Wow....how childish or perverted could your mind be that a pearl necklace being dirty is the first thing to come to your mind when you see this? >.>
  37. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Gomay: You forget, we live in the intertubes. There is nothing here that is not dirty or perverted.
  38. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I dont get it....
  39. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Alright, so we can`t say "pearl necklace" anymore without inducing giggles? What are you supposed to call actual necklaces made of pearls? Not THAT funny, people.
  40. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    you know its good quality when they are right above the plastic cups.
  41. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Yeah i totally dont get it, and i think it`s a cute necklace, so i`m guessing it`s something perverted and sexual?
  42. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    According to the urban dictionary , a "pearl necklace" is the glorious culmination of t!t-f*$king, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl`s t!ts, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin, thus vaguely resembling a pearl necklace.

    Example:

    "Benny and Betty weren`t rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead."

  43. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Hope that helps those that are blissfully unaware of its "other" meaning.
  44. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Oh, how the porn-filled interwebs ruin everyday sayings...soon everything will be this way :-(
  45. Profile photo of Royalimpact
    Royalimpact Male 18-29
    45 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Heh, moefreak, accept the fact that this is the internet and most of us come here to appease our underwritten immaturity. If you don`t like the jokes just shrug them off, no reason to try and make something that makes us smile suck by stabbing all the fun out of it with your vile harpy knife of comedy slaying. (I believe the +1 to comedy murder outweighs the +9 to dying early and unsatisfied because you cannot laugh at the little things) /nod.
  46. Profile photo of heracy
    heracy Male 30-39
    33 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    hehe pearl necklace. classic double entendre. and no. its not the internets. people been making these for hundreds of years! (according to the one wikipedia article I skimmed, thusly making me an expert in these matters!) http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co... don` get that one though ...
  47. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Dude I laugh at the stupidest little things, but Moe is right. This is lame.

    Like, old ads using the word gay are funny, just because the old definition is obsolete, and obviously has a different meaning now. A pearl necklace is a pearl necklace and always will be. There`s no other way to advertise it.

  48. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    ok didn`t get it until i started reading the comments...i thought i watched too much porn, but its good to know i`m still somewhat "normal" and not a total perv...thanks iab.
  49. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    This sucks.
  50. Profile photo of ohserio
    ohserio Female 13-17
    115 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    always with the sex related jokes...
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    I first heard about pearl necklaces from the ZZ Top song.
  52. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    sexual innuendo FTW!
  53. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    lol grow up guys. you have dirty minds!

    theres a picture of a necklace right there, too. i could understand if it was just random ad or something... sigh.

  54. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    i dont get it
  55. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    I don`t get why everyone`s so uptight! It`s the description that really makes it funny, so what if it`s pervy?
  56. Profile photo of blooberface
    blooberface Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    I didn`t get it, and then I let my mind flick to dirty.
  57. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    Uhm... Is there something about the word "Pearl Necklace" I`m not getting? /:
  58. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    OH, its because Lisa Simpson wears it?
  59. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    For those that don`t get it: urbandictionary.com.

    Don`t worry, it`s kinda dirty but it`s not demented like some stuff you see on the internet.

  60. Profile photo of TypicalJerk
    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
    533 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    Hey, at least it is not a pink sock :|
  61. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    I remember a time when a pearl necklace was shiny and was an actual necklace; never something dirty. Oh how times change.
  62. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Quit blaming the internet for warping our minds. Blame ZZ Top.

    Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top, released 1981. It`s about what you think it`s about.

  63. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    I think photos like these are only really funny if the slang is common. :\
  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    lol
  65. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Ok people if I hadn`t read the comments I wouldn`t have known, now I course you
  66. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    MEH
  67. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I think im glad i didnt see anything dirty in this until reading the comments.
  68. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    drat that price! I could get a free one anytime I want from my boyfriend!

    Both -meanings.-

  69. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    I... I don`t get it.
  70. Profile photo of mrwhale
    mrwhale Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    had to look that one up...
  71. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    ZZ Top did it much better.
  72. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Finishing on her neck or something? Idk
  73. Profile photo of kirbatron
    kirbatron Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    My wife took one long look at this, and just walked away.


    So much for subtle hints.

  74. Profile photo of aleclourmier
    aleclourmier Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    lol, loving how out of the last comments, it had to be a lady who knew the inuendo`s meanning. Point for the ladies.
  75. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    haha! thats funny poo
  76. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Oh my lol makes me think of that one song "She wanna pearl necklace" by ZZ Top
  77. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    FULL OF meh.
  78. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    Gotta admit...took me a really long time to get it
  79. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    These sexual slangs are just getting stupid. You cant say anything anymore without it referring to cumming on someone
  80. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    The necklace doesn`t look like a pearl. Pearls are spherical. The necklace looks like a vagina.
  81. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    lol ok I didn`t get it but I checked Urban Dictionary and now I know and it feels good to know ;p

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

    the glorious culmination of tit-drating, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl`s tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
    Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you`d look good in a "pearl necklace."

    Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you`re right. Why don`t you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

  82. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Haha, I understood what Pearl Necklace is by watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
  83. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Odd - used to be a lot more involved in a pearl necklace than just the current urban dictionary definition.... Looks like its been watered down since. Think it was originally a g*y thing and its sort of been hetrofied.

    Think about it, to make a proper necklace you have to place beads with your mouth...

  84. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    This euphemism is older than the internet... literally... how can so many people not get it?
  85. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:42 am
    $9.99?
    heck, come to my house, i`ll give you one free.
  86. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:51 am
    "These sexual slangs are just getting stupid. You cant say anything anymore without it referring to cumming on someone"

    I completely agree.

    Nearly ever noun can be referenced in a sexual context.

    It`s just too easy. Especially with suggestive verbal fluctuations and facial expressions.

  87. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:17 am
    now all i have to do is get her that cleveland steamer
  88. Profile photo of banjolegs
    banjolegs Male 30-39
    176 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:20 am
    I really cannot believe how many of you are having to look this up.. It was one of the first bits of sex slang I learnt over 20 years ago..
    But then again benny hill and the carry on films used to be on TV all the time back then......
  89. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:18 am
    does anyone else think that the actual necklace looks like a vagina? and any necklace that costs $9.99 is not a real pearl. Heck, you are better off giving her a "pearl necklace" in the sexual innuendo sense: it`s free and she doesn`t have to wear it around on her chest for everyone to see.
  90. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:06 am
    "does anyone else think that the actual necklace looks like a vagina?"

    What the hell?

  91. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:37 am
    Yeah you could give her a `pearl necklace`; but I`d rather give her a `bottle of perfume` or a `box of chocolates` ;-) ...

    Or I could have sex with her too.

  92. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:08 am
    i laughed much more at the comments, than at the pic itself, lolz
  93. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Hehe, funny. Even Funnier that so many didn`t get it.

    @rachcake1: So true. On all counts. It also shows you care.

  94. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:32 am
    This whole thread of comments is making me laugh.

    I feel like Dave Chappelle in "Halfed Baked"

    "You bought a dog? We were saving that money for bailing him out of jail!"

    "Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a Pearl Necklace???"

    "Clearly you guys missed the point of that story."

  95. Profile photo of hatti369
    hatti369 Female 18-29
    88 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 10:41 am
    You stay classy, Walmart!
  96. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:03 am
    hahahahahahaha awesome ." A wish waiting to come true " .
  97. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:50 am
    @ akinis hahahaha love that line!
  98. Profile photo of moonperyie
    moonperyie Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I don`t get it.
  99. Profile photo of Borrrred
    Borrrred Female 18-29
    38 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    NIIIIIIIIIIICCEE :)
  100. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    for ten bucks? how could i lose
  101. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "I don`t get it."

    Look up pearl necklace on UrbanDictionary.com, or your favorite porn site!

  102. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    And a smile under her chin?
  103. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Ahahahahahahah... GOLD
  104. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    haha thanks Ryan, I figured it out.
  105. Profile photo of shock-n-awe
    shock-n-awe Male 18-29
    197 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    It has always been my experience that nothing shows a girl you love her like giving her a Pearl Necklace. :->
  106. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:41 am
    Heh.

    Heh he haha....

  107. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:55 am
    "A wish waiting to come true."

    Wow...

  108. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    please take out komal...
  109. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:38 am
    ahahaha classic
  110. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    lol....first i need a gf...
  111. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    I got one of these when i was 9 by my uncle. So this sort of creeps me out a little bit. You have to break open the stupid thing to get the pearl out so she is gonna break her nail trying to open your gift anyway.
  112. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Your uncle raped you and you broke a nail trying to rip his nuts off?
  113. Profile photo of Plantastic
    Plantastic Female 30-39
    3 posts
    December 15, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Best gift ever! TickleMe Plant Greenhouse. In it you can grow a real plant that MOVES when you Tickle It! The leaves instantly fold and even the branches droop when you Tickle IT!
    http://www.ticklemeplant.com
  114. Profile photo of forumtroll
    forumtroll Male 50-59
    1 post
    December 31, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Wife would shoot me if I came home with that :P

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