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Heh he haha....
Look up pearl necklace on UrbanDictionary.com, or your favorite porn site!
I feel like Dave Chappelle in "Halfed Baked"
"You bought a dog? We were saving that money for bailing him out of jail!"
"Well, you said you gave Mary Jane a Pearl Necklace???"
"Clearly you guys missed the point of that story."
@rachcake1: So true. On all counts. It also shows you care.
Or I could have sex with her too.
What the hell?
I completely agree.
Nearly ever noun can be referenced in a sexual context.
It`s just too easy. Especially with suggestive verbal fluctuations and facial expressions.
Think about it, to make a proper necklace you have to place beads with your mouth...
the glorious culmination of tit-drating, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl`s tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you`d look good in a "pearl necklace."
Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you`re right. Why don`t you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?
So much for subtle hints.
Pearl Necklace by ZZ Top, released 1981. It`s about what you think it`s about.
Don`t worry, it`s kinda dirty but it`s not demented like some stuff you see on the internet.
theres a picture of a necklace right there, too. i could understand if it was just random ad or something... sigh.
Like, old ads using the word gay are funny, just because the old definition is obsolete, and obviously has a different meaning now. A pearl necklace is a pearl necklace and always will be. There`s no other way to advertise it.
"Benny and Betty weren`t rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead."
On a slightly unrelated note, when my aunt died I inherited this necklace with a black pearl pendant with diamonds. It`s extremely rare.
it`s neither funny nor cool.. just say "I ejaculated on her chest/neck area" instead of "I gave her a pearl Necklace"
I don`t think I couldve made that sound any more professional.