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Date: 11/20/09 01:06 PM

167 Responses to Question of the Day: Where Should I Eat? [Chart]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Link: Question of the Day: Where Should I Eat? - A simple flow chart that will help allow you to choose the best fast food for your situation this weekend. Bon apetit!
  2. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    Subway it is.
  3. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Arby`s ranks 15th most desirable fast-food...interesting
  4. Profile photo of Satkela
    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Damn, It told me to eat a chick a fila, but I don`t live near one...I`m doomed for starvation!
  5. Profile photo of Swuzler
    Swuzler Male 18-29
    124 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    up your ass i am bored
  6. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Nice! But I`m a vegetarian :-(
  7. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Tim Hortons is okay...
  8. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    or just find the nearest place from your house.
  9. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Funny, But not all that accurate. Omits several places as well.
  10. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    I can`t believe I read the whole thing when I can`t even relate to most of those.
  11. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    So where do ya eat if your drunk & high?
  12. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    So many cool places to eat, so little available in Australia!
  13. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    win
  14. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    hm i feel like taco bell, mcdonalds, or a wendy`s frosty is my choice wen im high, white castle is a great choice but the food doesnt even out the repercussions next morning
  15. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    IN-N-OUT FTW!!!
  16. Profile photo of keg74
    keg74 Male 30-39
    410 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    I find it to be pretty accurate given where I live.
  17. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    so burger kings isnt an option if i`m older than 16?
  18. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    the Timmies thing is so true. theres one right behind our school for gods sake!
  19. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    The arrows should all point to In-N-Out, that`s the only fast food restaurant I`m willing to eat at...unless Krispy Kreme counts as fast food.
  20. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Wendy`s, Arby`s, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Subway.

    Everything else can blow me.

  21. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i sure do eat a lot of crap... maybe i should stop eating at fast food places so often

    or not, whatever

    unfortunately the nearest fast food place to my school is mcdonalds, kfc and wendy`s and other such fast food places are a fairly long walk away...

  22. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    *facepalm*
  23. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    it should be

    are you hungry--->yes---->do you like crappy food--->no----->in n out

  24. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    P.S. Except In n Out, White Castle, and That Tom Horton or whatever place. I`ve never eaten there so I can`t say.
  25. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    tim horton`s it is! lol!
  26. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    What about "Are you on a diet?" -Yes---> Stop thinking about fast food, fatty.
  27. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I got DQ and I have no idea that brand even existed!
  28. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    That was short aha
    I`m Canadian xD
  29. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Tim Hortons is a doughnut store. Great place to buy coffee. Half decent place to get a quick sandwich. For anything else, anywhere else is better.
  30. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    damn, gotta go to timmy`s
  31. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    I`m very concious about the things I put into my body so I almost never eat fast food. But I freaking love Burger King.
  32. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    The In-N-Out and Taco Bell ones were a little too true for me. haha
  33. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Nice, I guess I`m going to Burger King.
  34. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    need an english version of this..

    oh wait..

    ;)

  35. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    I like how true this was. For me, it`s always going to be KFC or Chickfila, both of which sound good.
  36. Profile photo of Lafo
    Lafo Male 13-17
    48 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    WE HAVE dratINg more stuff than just tim hortons
  37. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Taco bell one is true, although in-n-out becomes all the rage at night... its when people start racing off the lot, maybe thats just mine
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    But Taco Bell is nasty...
  39. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    hahaha but timmy`s is awesome!
  40. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Woo chick fil A :D
  41. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    haha, creepily accurate
  42. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    WTF most of those are availible in canada...DQ is my favorite, plus dominos and pizza hut
  43. Profile photo of kimberz00
    kimberz00 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    I <3 In and Out Burger!
  44. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    This chart is amazing. Fav`d.
  45. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Chik-fil-A chicken is fried. Based on where it is in the chart it is already established that you do not want fried food. It`s amazing but its place in the chart is wrong.
  46. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    in+out+burger= sexual experience
  47. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    WOO TIM HORTON`S!
    Not only in Canada. Here in Buffalo too.
  48. Profile photo of v_nome
    v_nome Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Yes, we have more than just Tim Horton`s, but the argument is that it`s a trump card. :-p

    Fast Food + Canada = Tim Horton`s, where not available proceed to other alternatives. *sips Tim`s coffee*

  49. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    nothing is better than in n` out!
  50. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Fail. It told me to eat at In and Out. There are no In and Outs outside of California.
  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    In-n-Out if only for the fries. :D
  52. Profile photo of ledgehead
    ledgehead Male 40-49
    633 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    v_none why are you posting false information. Of course all we have in Canada is Tim Hortons. Don`t you know he is the number on manufacturer of dog sleds in Canada, he sold 10,000,000 sleds last year alone. And because it`s so cold he cornered the market on coffee too.
  53. Profile photo of IhartSqwerls
    IhartSqwerls Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    No fair! We don`t have any White Castles...but it does sound pretty delicious! Arrrrgh!
  54. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    "nothing is better than in n` out!"

    I second that.

  55. Profile photo of DraxxorT
    DraxxorT Male 18-29
    78 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    @akijade They`re actually expanding. I`m in Utah, and they just put one in my city, and I know it`s not the only one they`re putting in.
  56. Profile photo of sweettems
    sweettems Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Actually, there are several In-N-Outs outside of California. I`ve been to some in Vegas, and two more have just been opened in Utah.
  57. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    OH...MY...GOD. im going to in-n-out. brb
  58. Profile photo of DeutschDude9
    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    THIS IS WRONG- any one who knows in-and-out knows you go to there any time over Jack-in-the-crack. It doesnt matter the time of day. And who goes to McSuckballs for breakfast. -Maybe people who want to wake up with violent vomiting. GOD ITS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE!
  59. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    since when are there white castles in cali? i`ve never been at one :/
    someone tell me ?
    i only seen a white castle on my vaca in ny :|
  60. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Woots. Burger King for moi.
  61. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    @DeutschDude9

    Give them some credit. They tried to put every fast food restaurant on there.

  62. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    I guess I should be eating In-N-Out then...
  63. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    To Tim Hortons!
  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    ROFL i just moved to canada a week ago.. and seeing the "are you in canada" made me LOLIRL >.<
  65. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    chelseycake
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    78 Posts Friday, November 20, 2009 6:06:30 PM
    since when are there white castles in cali? i`ve never been at one :/
    someone tell me ?
    i only seen a white castle on my vaca in ny :|
    -----------------------

    thats why white castle is after the question "do you live on the west coast?" and the answer is no

  66. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I`ll just eat at home.
  67. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    the white castle made me laugh
  68. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    why does everyone rag on arby`s? they`re great!
  69. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Mmm... Arby`s. Roast beef and mozzerella sticks FTW.

    And I`m glad this chart acknowledges that you have to be super-drunk before considering getting Domino`s pizza. That sh*t is nasty.

  70. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    um where is Krystals, it should be under the drunk section
  71. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Hate to be the Euro-fag, but none of these are restaurants, they`re fast-food joints. If I were to treat my wife on her 10th anniversary to a dinner at a "restaurant" and choose one of these, I`d be nailed, and I`d deserve it.

    Come on America, you can do better. A Burger/Sandwich Bar ain`t a restaurant. Must try better.

  72. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Or you could just not eat crap food :D The only place on there I occasionally go to is Dunkin` Donuts. Mostly because there`s one on literally every block in Massachusetts.
  73. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    davymid: If you read the title of the chart, you`ll notice it says "Fast Food Edition".
  74. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    I found it funny that there was only one choice for Canadians. :P
  75. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    mmmmmm....chick-a-fil.
  76. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Ew KFC is teh fail.
  77. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    Wow, this is extremely helpful, DQ it is!
  78. Profile photo of ilitrt
    ilitrt Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    No Whataburger!
  79. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    @Videogamer
    C`mon, titles are for sissies!
  80. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    chick-fil-a? no thanks
  81. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    "Or you could just not eat crap food :D"

    If you look at what food is good for you, what food is awful for you, the price differences and availability of both types, you would truly understand why people are so ridiculously fat these days.

  82. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    XD that was great
  83. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Where the hell is Whataburger?
  84. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Also nice fail there Davy.
  85. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    most definetely mjfoxman!
  86. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    ...and if u live in NC, cookout can be substituted for WhiteKastle
  87. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    this is all too true
  88. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    I`m only allowed in Tim Hortons :( Never mind having multiple of those franchises in Canada..hahha!
  89. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    I lol`d. "Are you drunk?" yes "on malt liquor?" yes DOMINO`S!!! A couple are missing though. After the canada question, there should be a branch that says "Are you in Portland, OR?" yes----->Burgerville. Hands down the best fast food I`ve ever had. The only two fast-food joints I ever eat at (which isn`t often) are Burgerville and Carl`s Jr.
  90. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    This is pretty accurate for my decision making process for fast foods XD
  91. Profile photo of najamesk1
    najamesk1 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    wow, dead on.
  92. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Best flowchart....ever.
  93. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    Holy hell. I don`t even think we have that many Fast Food places here.

    Also, `is your name Jared?` made me laugh.

  94. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Well, that flochart made my decision easy.
  95. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:28 am
    "If you look at what food is good for you, what food is awful for you, the price differences and availability of both types, you would truly understand why people are so ridiculously fat these days."

    You can eat healthy for ridiculously cheap and without spending a lot of time cooking. A bowl of beans and rice has all the protein you need in a meal, takes almost no time or effort to make, and has lots of vitamins and dietary fiber (especially if you use brown rice). Add some chopped green peppers, Kale, and tomatoes and you have a highly nutritional meal that costs less than fast food. If you must have meat in EVERY meal, then add a little chicken, maybe some cheese- but you won`t be adding much nutritionally that isn`t already there. People are fat because they base their dietary decisions on satisfying their immediate cravings instead of on what will best nourish their bodies. And they rely on gas-powered wheelchairs to get them around town instead of their own muscl

  96. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:29 am
    ...es.
  97. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:59 am
    This is a blow chart. Unless you eat at these fat in a bag, holes.
  98. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:59 am
    the "tim hortons" thing made me laugh so hard. its like a canadian cult. we love tims, i dont know why we do. the pic of the tim hortons logo made me actually smell the coffee, i swear.
  99. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 2:36 am
    Head `Splodes
  100. Profile photo of plahblah
    plahblah Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 2:36 am
    I laughed my ass off at the Tim Hortons too, baha.
  101. Profile photo of donmafia004
    donmafia004 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:20 am
    Hmm...I would put Del Taco in place of Jack in the Box, personally.
  102. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:22 am
    gross, i stay the hell away from these places... ok, taco bell if it`s a road trip
  103. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:27 am
    what about if im high AND drunk
  104. Profile photo of butji
    butji Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 4:34 am
    "what about if im high AND drunk"
    then you go to Dominos or pizza hut, because it comes before on the flowchart... its simple! :P
  105. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 4:35 am
    For me it said DQ but I would have to cross the atlantic for that...
  106. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 5:06 am
    "And they rely on gas-powered wheelchairs to get them around town instead of their own muscles."

    Oh man if I was licensed to kill people like that, the streets would run with blood...

  107. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 5:17 am
    why does my name have to be jared?
    i like subway -_-
  108. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2009 at 5:45 am
    Mmm, McGriddles!
  109. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:05 am
    I had no idea there were that many fast food places in the USA. No wonder you`re all fat. :P
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    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Jeez, waffle, way to play the racecard.

    drating racists.

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    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:00 am
    LOL - yeah Mindless because all Americans come from the same race.... er, wait hang on no they don`t. Idiot.
  112. Profile photo of twigster
    twigster Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 7:15 am
    wait,so the only place i can go to is tim hortens???
    im okayy with that.:-D
  113. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:24 am
    "Jeez, waffle, way to play the racecard.

    drating racists."

    Also Mindless - your accusal of racism implies only 1 race can be american, which implies a prejudice on your behalf towards the many other races that make up the population of the USA. Secondly your accusal implies that being fat is a bad thing, making you prejudiced against fat people. (Shame on you!)

    Thirdly, learn to spot a joke when you see one. :P

  114. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 7:48 am
    yea, im poor so all i can eat is taco bell. at least the food is good.
  115. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 8:11 am
    i envy you Yanks and your many food outlets!
  116. Profile photo of thefireguy22
    thefireguy22 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 8:11 am
    yeah waffle is right... i think its like 40% of americans are fat... that doesnt mean all of us though. the fat people are usually the stupid people, or the ones to make stupid choices. being fat is almost always self inflicted so you cant feel sorry for a fat person.
  117. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 8:15 am
    "yeah waffle is right... i think its like 40% of americans are fat... that doesnt mean all of us though. the fat people are usually the stupid people, or the ones to make stupid choices. being fat is almost always self inflicted so you cant feel sorry for a fat person. "

    1. Fat has no relationship with IQ
    2. "self inflicted" "feel sorry" all indications of a prejudice against fat people which I do NOT share.
    3. I was only joking in my original post, I have seen many thin Americans... for example I would totally shag Jenifer Aniston, she is well fit.

    Dammit that implies I wouldn`t shag a fatty.... which I would.... erm... my head hurts. feck it.

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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:18 am
    Waffle never played the race card, he played the "Let`s be a complete dick towards Americans because of the STEREOTYPE that they`re all fat." card. which is closed minded and stupid considering the rates at which people in any given country in the world are becoming overweight is increasing. America is merely the leader in all this, however, Mexico is second and the UK is third in the "fat race". So really stfu about the whole "Fat Americans!" thing. Phew, I`ve been waiting to say that for the longest time.
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:21 am
    /me sees waffle`s newest post. *facepalms* Sorry Waffle. Lets just replace "Waffle" with all the anti-Americans living in the UK. If that made sense.
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    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:21 am
    "Waffle never played the race card, he played the "Let`s be a complete dick towards Americans because of the STEREOTYPE that they`re all fat." card. which is closed minded and stupid considering the rates at which people in any given country in the world are becoming overweight is increasing. America is merely the leader in all this, however, Mexico is second and the UK is third in the "fat race". So really stfu about the whole "Fat Americans!" thing. Phew, I`ve been waiting to say that for the longest time."

    LOL - if you think that callilng you all fat constitues being a complete dick you`re gonna hate it if I really decide to insult you :P

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    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:23 am
    "/me sees waffle`s newest post. *facepalms* Sorry Waffle. Lets just replace "Waffle" with all the anti-Americans living in the UK. If that made sense."

    I`m not anti-american, I was just kidding. I take the pee out of all people equally. If you don`t like it, vote to outlaw comedians since they say way worse things all the time.

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    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:28 am
    i am not drunk on malt liquor!
  123. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:40 am
    flame war!
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Are you in canada? no.
    Is it before 10:30 am? yes.
    Are you a police officer? no.

    Mcdonalds.

    F*ck that.

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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:49 am
    I always ate Taco Bell when I was high and White Castle when I was drunk. I don`t get high anymore and there are no White Castles in the south :(
    ...I know, I know, somebody is going to say "What about Crystal?" ...BLASPHMY!

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    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Chick-fil-a does sound pretty good right now...

    Hey the chart works!!

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    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Mmmm Timmy`s! Time for an everything bagel with light cream cheese and a single single :)

    My school has three tim hortons that I know of. And the line is always long XD

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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 9:52 am
    THIS IS BULLSH*T THERE IS NO WHITECASTLE ON THE EAST COAST
  129. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 10:08 am
    So according to this chart I can only eat three things at different times in the day: McDonald`s for breakfast, In-N-Out for lunch, and Jack in the Box for dinner. Every Day.
  130. Profile photo of Chiburashka
    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 10:38 am
    But In-n-Out is open until 1...
  131. Profile photo of TheTaurus
    TheTaurus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Yum jack in the box sounds amazing!
  132. Profile photo of psychoshadow
    psychoshadow Male 30-39
    62 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:03 am
    there was a white castle in buffalo when i lived there. then again, there are also tim horton`s all over buffalo. i think buffalo breaks the chart.
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    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:14 am
    @ Itsalwysunny
    There was White Castle in MD when I lived there (between 1979 and 1994). I never ate there, but it was there.
  134. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
    What about if I`m not drunk, I`m not stoned, but I`m tripping balls? Chuck-E-Cheese`s?
  135. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I`m not anti-american, I was just kidding. I take the pee out of all people equally. If you don`t like it, vote to outlaw comedians since they say way worse things all the time.

    No dude, I meant to apologize for not realizing your joke, and comedians are funny, I`m talking about people who seriously hate Americans for all the usual stereotypes and sh*t.

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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:54 am
    "LOL - if you think that callilng you all fat constitues being a complete dick you`re gonna hate it if I really decide to insult you :P"

    Hey, as long as it`s creative and not the usual "Americans are stupid and fat!" I`m okay.

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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    I`m printing this out and puting it in my car.
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    Panicdevil23 Female 13-17
    159 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Aww. This is useless to me. I`m Canadian. T.T
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    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    University of Buffalo has at least 2 tim hortons and that line is insane in the morning, but they definetely have sick prices and such great breakfast..and btw white castle is on the east coast--they have them where i used to live
  140. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    dude this seriously makes sense.
  141. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    But Tim`s is frozen food! o-o
  142. Profile photo of CKiss1888
    CKiss1888 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    thinking of printing this out and storing it in my glove box.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Well pretending i was hungry it took me to Arby`s.

    .

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    mais_dare Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    I have a Taco Bell, Sonic, In n Out, Dunkin Donuts, Wendy`s, KFC, Pizza Hut McDonalds, Jack in the Box as well as a few more not mentioned here, all within about a 5 mile radius of where I live.
  145. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    lol - I followed the chart and it`s White Castle for me!
  146. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 12:38 am
    "lol - I followed the chart and it`s White Castle for me! "

    somehow I don`t believe you.

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    RadTad Male 18-29
    61 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 12:57 am
    @vicious liar: seconded.
  148. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 1:44 am
    I got to Wendy`s.
    I wish we had American Wendy`s here. Our Wendy`s is ice-creams.
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    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 3:13 am
    I followed the chart and got Tim Horton`s. Yay!
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    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 3:24 am
    Why are there no Taco Bells in England? D:
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 5:41 am
    I hate Wendy`s... :( Only thing I like there are the chocolate shakes.
  152. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 7:58 am
    Tim Hortons isn`t really a "place to eat", unless you think 6 donuts qualifies as lunch.
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    scizzor Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:53 am
    Lazyme484... what are you saying tim hortons has so many delicious sandwiches, have you ever been there???
  154. Profile photo of melisswoog
    melisswoog Female 18-29
    60 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    In-n-out is open until 2 am!!! FAIL
  155. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    "Is it before 10:30am?" leads to "Is it after 10:00pm?" = fail.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    they had in n out in florida. and I love BK and def over 16. so sad.
  157. Profile photo of dreadsamurai
    dreadsamurai Male 13-17
    68 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 9:10 am
    I`ve always wanted to try Tim Hortons... -_-
  158. Profile photo of Ranakamarth
    Ranakamarth Male 18-29
    294 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Tim Hortons is the best! Every time we go to Canada we get 3 or so huge boxes of doughnut holes. It kills Dunkin` Donuts.

    Last time we went to CA I counted 43 Tim Hortons. They have them on basically every street corner.

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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    jack in the box tacos FTW!!!
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    WyattErb Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I live in CA, Timmy`s is the dratin bomb. Kills anything down south!
  161. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 24, 2009 at 1:46 am
    Don`t care where you should eat but I can tell you what you can eat.
  162. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    November 24, 2009 at 2:48 am
    I`ve just spent the weekend eating only meat, and I think I`m vowing to stay on a salad diet for the next few weeks - never thought I`d say that.
  163. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 10:03 am
    If you live in Canada, just eat at Tim Horton`s. Nothing else about you matters, that`s just where you go.
  164. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    I love Timmy`s but really? Is that all we are good for, cheap coffee and doughnuts?
  165. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 12:06 am
    I guess I`m off to go eat at jack in the box.
  166. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 9:55 am
    But I don`t like McDonalds!
  167. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    April 21, 2010 at 6:31 pm
    Lolz, that just put me in the mood for a Timmy`s run.

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