Question of the Day: Where Should I Eat? [Chart]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

A simple flow chart that will help allow you to choose the best fast food for your situation this weekend. Bon apetit!
There are 167 comments:
Female 131
Lolz, that just put me in the mood for a Timmy`s run.
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Female 158
But I don`t like McDonalds!
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Male 1,370
I guess I`m off to go eat at jack in the box.
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Female 288
I love Timmy`s but really? Is that all we are good for, cheap coffee and doughnuts?
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Female 363
If you live in Canada, just eat at Tim Horton`s. Nothing else about you matters, that`s just where you go.
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Male 139
I`ve just spent the weekend eating only meat, and I think I`m vowing to stay on a salad diet for the next few weeks - never thought I`d say that.
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Male 2,582
Don`t care where you should eat but I can tell you what you can eat.
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Male 17
I live in CA, Timmy`s is the dratin bomb. Kills anything down south!
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Male 1,312
jack in the box tacos FTW!!!
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Male 294
Tim Hortons is the best! Every time we go to Canada we get 3 or so huge boxes of doughnut holes. It kills Dunkin` Donuts.

Last time we went to CA I counted 43 Tim Hortons. They have them on basically every street corner.

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Male 68
I`ve always wanted to try Tim Hortons... -_-
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Female 914
they had in n out in florida. and I love BK and def over 16. so sad.
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Male 101
"Is it before 10:30am?" leads to "Is it after 10:00pm?" = fail.
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Female 60
In-n-out is open until 2 am!!! FAIL
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Male 31
Lazyme484... what are you saying tim hortons has so many delicious sandwiches, have you ever been there???
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Male 10,440
Tim Hortons isn`t really a "place to eat", unless you think 6 donuts qualifies as lunch.
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Female 1,199
I hate Wendy`s... :( Only thing I like there are the chocolate shakes.
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Female 256
Why are there no Taco Bells in England? D:
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Male 326
I followed the chart and got Tim Horton`s. Yay!
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Female 535
I got to Wendy`s.
I wish we had American Wendy`s here. Our Wendy`s is ice-creams.
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Male 61
@vicious liar: seconded.
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Male 1,226
"lol - I followed the chart and it`s White Castle for me! "

somehow I don`t believe you.

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Female 74
lol - I followed the chart and it`s White Castle for me!
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Male 121
I have a Taco Bell, Sonic, In n Out, Dunkin Donuts, Wendy`s, KFC, Pizza Hut McDonalds, Jack in the Box as well as a few more not mentioned here, all within about a 5 mile radius of where I live.
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Female 4,376
Well pretending i was hungry it took me to Arby`s.

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Male 20
thinking of printing this out and storing it in my glove box.
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Female 1,593
But Tim`s is frozen food! o-o
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Male 533
dude this seriously makes sense.
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Male 975
University of Buffalo has at least 2 tim hortons and that line is insane in the morning, but they definetely have sick prices and such great breakfast..and btw white castle is on the east coast--they have them where i used to live
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Female 159
Aww. This is useless to me. I`m Canadian. T.T
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Male 1,071
I`m printing this out and puting it in my car.
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Male 1,140
"LOL - if you think that callilng you all fat constitues being a complete dick you`re gonna hate it if I really decide to insult you :P"

Hey, as long as it`s creative and not the usual "Americans are stupid and fat!" I`m okay.

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Male 1,140
I`m not anti-american, I was just kidding. I take the pee out of all people equally. If you don`t like it, vote to outlaw comedians since they say way worse things all the time.

No dude, I meant to apologize for not realizing your joke, and comedians are funny, I`m talking about people who seriously hate Americans for all the usual stereotypes and sh*t.

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Male 2,868
What about if I`m not drunk, I`m not stoned, but I`m tripping balls? Chuck-E-Cheese`s?
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Male 2,868
@ Itsalwysunny
There was White Castle in MD when I lived there (between 1979 and 1994). I never ate there, but it was there.
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Male 62
there was a white castle in buffalo when i lived there. then again, there are also tim horton`s all over buffalo. i think buffalo breaks the chart.
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Female 30
Yum jack in the box sounds amazing!
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Male 292
But In-n-Out is open until 1...
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Male 101
So according to this chart I can only eat three things at different times in the day: McDonald`s for breakfast, In-N-Out for lunch, and Jack in the Box for dinner. Every Day.
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Male 1,375
THIS IS BULLSH*T THERE IS NO WHITECASTLE ON THE EAST COAST
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Female 265
Mmmm Timmy`s! Time for an everything bagel with light cream cheese and a single single :)

My school has three tim hortons that I know of. And the line is always long XD

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Female 236
Chick-fil-a does sound pretty good right now...

Hey the chart works!!

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Male 2,436
I always ate Taco Bell when I was high and White Castle when I was drunk. I don`t get high anymore and there are no White Castles in the south :(
...I know, I know, somebody is going to say "What about Crystal?" ...BLASPHMY!

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Male 2,788
Are you in canada? no.
Is it before 10:30 am? yes.
Are you a police officer? no.

Mcdonalds.

F*ck that.

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Male 2,788
flame war!
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Male 212
i am not drunk on malt liquor!
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Male 377
"/me sees waffle`s newest post. *facepalms* Sorry Waffle. Lets just replace "Waffle" with all the anti-Americans living in the UK. If that made sense."

I`m not anti-american, I was just kidding. I take the pee out of all people equally. If you don`t like it, vote to outlaw comedians since they say way worse things all the time.

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Male 377
"Waffle never played the race card, he played the "Let`s be a complete dick towards Americans because of the STEREOTYPE that they`re all fat." card. which is closed minded and stupid considering the rates at which people in any given country in the world are becoming overweight is increasing. America is merely the leader in all this, however, Mexico is second and the UK is third in the "fat race". So really stfu about the whole "Fat Americans!" thing. Phew, I`ve been waiting to say that for the longest time."

LOL - if you think that callilng you all fat constitues being a complete dick you`re gonna hate it if I really decide to insult you :P

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Male 1,140
/me sees waffle`s newest post. *facepalms* Sorry Waffle. Lets just replace "Waffle" with all the anti-Americans living in the UK. If that made sense.
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Male 1,140
Waffle never played the race card, he played the "Let`s be a complete dick towards Americans because of the STEREOTYPE that they`re all fat." card. which is closed minded and stupid considering the rates at which people in any given country in the world are becoming overweight is increasing. America is merely the leader in all this, however, Mexico is second and the UK is third in the "fat race". So really stfu about the whole "Fat Americans!" thing. Phew, I`ve been waiting to say that for the longest time.
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Male 377
"yeah waffle is right... i think its like 40% of americans are fat... that doesnt mean all of us though. the fat people are usually the stupid people, or the ones to make stupid choices. being fat is almost always self inflicted so you cant feel sorry for a fat person. "

1. Fat has no relationship with IQ
2. "self inflicted" "feel sorry" all indications of a prejudice against fat people which I do NOT share.
3. I was only joking in my original post, I have seen many thin Americans... for example I would totally shag Jenifer Aniston, she is well fit.

Dammit that implies I wouldn`t shag a fatty.... which I would.... erm... my head hurts. feck it.

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Male 419
yeah waffle is right... i think its like 40% of americans are fat... that doesnt mean all of us though. the fat people are usually the stupid people, or the ones to make stupid choices. being fat is almost always self inflicted so you cant feel sorry for a fat person.
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Male 964
i envy you Yanks and your many food outlets!
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Male 1,093
yea, im poor so all i can eat is taco bell. at least the food is good.
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Male 377
"Jeez, waffle, way to play the racecard.

drating racists."

Also Mindless - your accusal of racism implies only 1 race can be american, which implies a prejudice on your behalf towards the many other races that make up the population of the USA. Secondly your accusal implies that being fat is a bad thing, making you prejudiced against fat people. (Shame on you!)

Thirdly, learn to spot a joke when you see one. :P

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Male 7
wait,so the only place i can go to is tim hortens???
im okayy with that.:-D
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Male 377
LOL - yeah Mindless because all Americans come from the same race.... er, wait hang on no they don`t. Idiot.
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Male 499
Jeez, waffle, way to play the racecard.

drating racists.

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Male 377
I had no idea there were that many fast food places in the USA. No wonder you`re all fat. :P
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Male 1,590
Mmm, McGriddles!
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Female 2,672
why does my name have to be jared?
i like subway -_-
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Male 9,305
"And they rely on gas-powered wheelchairs to get them around town instead of their own muscles."

Oh man if I was licensed to kill people like that, the streets would run with blood...

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Male 175
For me it said DQ but I would have to cross the atlantic for that...
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Male 103
"what about if im high AND drunk"
then you go to Dominos or pizza hut, because it comes before on the flowchart... its simple! :P
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Male 703
what about if im high AND drunk
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Male 1,297
gross, i stay the hell away from these places... ok, taco bell if it`s a road trip
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Male 21
Hmm...I would put Del Taco in place of Jack in the Box, personally.
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Female 151
I laughed my ass off at the Tim Hortons too, baha.
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Male 425
Head `Splodes
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Female 3,828
the "tim hortons" thing made me laugh so hard. its like a canadian cult. we love tims, i dont know why we do. the pic of the tim hortons logo made me actually smell the coffee, i swear.
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Male 2,582
This is a blow chart. Unless you eat at these fat in a bag, holes.
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Male 2,868
...es.
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Male 2,868
"If you look at what food is good for you, what food is awful for you, the price differences and availability of both types, you would truly understand why people are so ridiculously fat these days."

You can eat healthy for ridiculously cheap and without spending a lot of time cooking. A bowl of beans and rice has all the protein you need in a meal, takes almost no time or effort to make, and has lots of vitamins and dietary fiber (especially if you use brown rice). Add some chopped green peppers, Kale, and tomatoes and you have a highly nutritional meal that costs less than fast food. If you must have meat in EVERY meal, then add a little chicken, maybe some cheese- but you won`t be adding much nutritionally that isn`t already there. People are fat because they base their dietary decisions on satisfying their immediate cravings instead of on what will best nourish their bodies. And they rely on gas-powered wheelchairs to get them around town instead of their own muscl

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Male 1,164
Well, that flochart made my decision easy.
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Male 2,238
Holy hell. I don`t even think we have that many Fast Food places here.

Also, `is your name Jared?` made me laugh.

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Male 528
Best flowchart....ever.
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Male 194
wow, dead on.
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Male 1,598
This is pretty accurate for my decision making process for fast foods XD
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Male 2,868
I lol`d. "Are you drunk?" yes "on malt liquor?" yes DOMINO`S!!! A couple are missing though. After the canada question, there should be a branch that says "Are you in Portland, OR?" yes----->Burgerville. Hands down the best fast food I`ve ever had. The only two fast-food joints I ever eat at (which isn`t often) are Burgerville and Carl`s Jr.
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Female 3,696
I`m only allowed in Tim Hortons :( Never mind having multiple of those franchises in Canada..hahha!
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Male 98
this is all too true
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Female 846
...and if u live in NC, cookout can be substituted for WhiteKastle
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Female 846
most definetely mjfoxman!
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Male 352
Also nice fail there Davy.
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Male 352
Where the hell is Whataburger?
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Female 1,571
XD that was great
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Male 9,305
"Or you could just not eat crap food :D"

If you look at what food is good for you, what food is awful for you, the price differences and availability of both types, you would truly understand why people are so ridiculously fat these days.

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Male 1,219
chick-fil-a? no thanks
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Female 1,283
@Videogamer
C`mon, titles are for sissies!
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Male 14
No Whataburger!
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Female 15,763
Wow, this is extremely helpful, DQ it is!
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Male 2,690
Ew KFC is teh fail.
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Female 678
mmmmmm....chick-a-fil.
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Male 1,523
I found it funny that there was only one choice for Canadians. :P
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Male 3,014
davymid: If you read the title of the chart, you`ll notice it says "Fast Food Edition".
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Male 1,141
Or you could just not eat crap food :D The only place on there I occasionally go to is Dunkin` Donuts. Mostly because there`s one on literally every block in Massachusetts.
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Male 12,138
Hate to be the Euro-fag, but none of these are restaurants, they`re fast-food joints. If I were to treat my wife on her 10th anniversary to a dinner at a "restaurant" and choose one of these, I`d be nailed, and I`d deserve it.

Come on America, you can do better. A Burger/Sandwich Bar ain`t a restaurant. Must try better.

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Male 336
um where is Krystals, it should be under the drunk section
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Male 3,014
Mmm... Arby`s. Roast beef and mozzerella sticks FTW.

And I`m glad this chart acknowledges that you have to be super-drunk before considering getting Domino`s pizza. That sh*t is nasty.

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Male 250
why does everyone rag on arby`s? they`re great!
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Male 7,933
the white castle made me laugh
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Male 3,755
I`ll just eat at home.
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Male 141
chelseycake
Female, 13-17, Western US
78 Posts Friday, November 20, 2009 6:06:30 PM
since when are there white castles in [southern] cali? i`ve never been at one :/
someone tell me ?
i only seen a white castle on my vaca in ny :|
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thats why white castle is after the question "do you live on the west coast?" and the answer is no

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Female 5,222
ROFL i just moved to canada a week ago.. and seeing the "are you in canada" made me LOLIRL >.<
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Female 217
To Tim Hortons!
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Male 601
I guess I should be eating In-N-Out then...
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Male 670
@DeutschDude9

Give them some credit. They tried to put every fast food restaurant on there.

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Female 355
Woots. Burger King for moi.
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Female 275
since when are there white castles in [southern] cali? i`ve never been at one :/
someone tell me ?
i only seen a white castle on my vaca in ny :|
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Male 472
THIS IS WRONG- any one who knows in-and-out knows you go to there any time over Jack-in-the-crack. It doesnt matter the time of day. And who goes to McSuckballs for breakfast. -Maybe people who want to wake up with violent vomiting. GOD ITS NOT THAT HARD PEOPLE!
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Male 845
OH...MY...GOD. im going to in-n-out. brb
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Female 9
Actually, there are several In-N-Outs outside of California. I`ve been to some in Vegas, and two more have just been opened in Utah.
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Male 78
@akijade They`re actually expanding. I`m in Utah, and they just put one in my city, and I know it`s not the only one they`re putting in.
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Female 410
"nothing is better than in n` out!"

I second that.

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Male 174
No fair! We don`t have any White Castles...but it does sound pretty delicious! Arrrrgh!
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Male 633
v_none why are you posting false information. Of course all we have in Canada is Tim Hortons. Don`t you know he is the number on manufacturer of dog sleds in Canada, he sold 10,000,000 sleds last year alone. And because it`s so cold he cornered the market on coffee too.
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Male 9,305
In-n-Out if only for the fries. :D
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Female 1,006
Fail. It told me to eat at In and Out. There are no In and Outs outside of California.
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Male 432
nothing is better than in n` out!
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Male 25
Yes, we have more than just Tim Horton`s, but the argument is that it`s a trump card. :-p

Fast Food + Canada = Tim Horton`s, where not available proceed to other alternatives. *sips Tim`s coffee*

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Male 394
WOO TIM HORTON`S!
Not only in Canada. Here in Buffalo too.
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Male 227
in+out+burger= sexual experience
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Male 191
Chik-fil-A chicken is fried. Based on where it is in the chart it is already established that you do not want fried food. It`s amazing but its place in the chart is wrong.
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Female 230
This chart is amazing. Fav`d.
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Female 90
I <3 In and Out Burger!
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Male 1,918
WTF most of those are availible in canada...DQ is my favorite, plus dominos and pizza hut
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Male 1,381
haha, creepily accurate
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Female 2,674
Woo chick fil A :D
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Female 66
hahaha but timmy`s is awesome!
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Female 9,572
But Taco Bell is nasty...
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Male 2,506
Taco bell one is true, although in-n-out becomes all the rage at night... its when people start racing off the lot, maybe thats just mine
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Male 48
WE HAVE dratINg more stuff than just tim hortons
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Male 2,148
I like how true this was. For me, it`s always going to be KFC or Chickfila, both of which sound good.
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Male 1,704
need an english version of this..

oh wait..

;)

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Male 1,598
Nice, I guess I`m going to Burger King.
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Male 534
The In-N-Out and Taco Bell ones were a little too true for me. haha
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Female 1,441
I`m very concious about the things I put into my body so I almost never eat fast food. But I freaking love Burger King.
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Male 420
damn, gotta go to timmy`s
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Male 4,745
Tim Hortons is a doughnut store. Great place to buy coffee. Half decent place to get a quick sandwich. For anything else, anywhere else is better.
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Female 372
That was short aha
I`m Canadian xD
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Female 1,697
I got DQ and I have no idea that brand even existed!
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Female 1,386
What about "Are you on a diet?" -Yes---> Stop thinking about fast food, fatty.
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Male 612
tim horton`s it is! lol!
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Male 3,255
P.S. Except In n Out, White Castle, and That Tom Horton or whatever place. I`ve never eaten there so I can`t say.
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Male 3,296
it should be

are you hungry--->yes---->do you like crappy food--->no----->in n out

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Female 1,589
*facepalm*
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Male 1,406
i sure do eat a lot of crap... maybe i should stop eating at fast food places so often

or not, whatever

unfortunately the nearest fast food place to my school is mcdonalds, kfc and wendy`s and other such fast food places are a fairly long walk away...

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Male 3,255
Wendy`s, Arby`s, Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Subway.

Everything else can blow me.

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Female 362
The arrows should all point to In-N-Out, that`s the only fast food restaurant I`m willing to eat at...unless Krispy Kreme counts as fast food.
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Male 373
the Timmies thing is so true. theres one right behind our school for gods sake!
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Male 511
so burger kings isnt an option if i`m older than 16?
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Male 410
I find it to be pretty accurate given where I live.
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Male 5,314
IN-N-OUT FTW!!!
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Male 975
hm i feel like taco bell, mcdonalds, or a wendy`s frosty is my choice wen im high, white castle is a great choice but the food doesnt even out the repercussions next morning
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Male 368
win
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Male 25,416
So many cool places to eat, so little available in Australia!
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Male 14,331
So where do ya eat if your drunk & high?
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Male 3,425
I can`t believe I read the whole thing when I can`t even relate to most of those.
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Male 17,511
Funny, But not all that accurate. Omits several places as well.
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Male 999
or just find the nearest place from your house.
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Male 788
Tim Hortons is okay...
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Female 332
Nice! But I`m a vegetarian :-(
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Male 124
up your ass i am bored
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Female 584
Damn, It told me to eat a chick a fila, but I don`t live near one...I`m doomed for starvation!
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Male 814
Arby`s ranks 15th most desirable fast-food...interesting
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Male 614
Subway it is.
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Male 20,901
Link: Question of the Day: Where Should I Eat? [Chart] [Rate Link] - A simple flow chart that will help allow you to choose the best fast food for your situation this weekend. Bon apetit!
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