Proof That the World Was Better 50 Years Ago? [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

MAIL ORDER MONKEYS!
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Male 48
Proof that the original photoshop was a pair of scissors and some glue.
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Male 1,598
live delivery guaranteed? like there is a problem with delivering the animals so that they are still living o.O
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Female 1,120
Make sure it`s female.
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Male 216
:[ i want monkey!
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Male 102
Why do I get the feeling that these things were pests, like rodents, and the Animal Farm in Florida decided to fix the problem by mailing the little bastards all over the country?
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Male 1,918
and its pretty cheap with lots of accessories
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 173
What they don`t tell you is that monkeys like to throw poo. Oh well. I can only imagine some Christmas day 50 years ago, when a little Susie opened up a little box for a cute little monkey only to have s** flung in her face. That or a dead, rotten monkey carcass...
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Female 1,306
holy drat, I want a live monkey that fits in the palm of my hand. And put little clothes on.
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Male 211
awww i wanT A monkey
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Male 1,195
It likes lollipops, we`ll get along great!
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Female 184
Oh shi/t the fine print - "Live delivery guaranteed".. Do other mail order monkey companies have problems with live delivery?
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Male 515
i like how the monkeys eating lollipops is supposed urge us to buy them.
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Male 1,718
Lol i love the line `Live delivery gaurenteed`. Does that suggest that some monkey companies sometimes send out dead monkeys.
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Male 324
So if this thing ever fked up royally, like trashed the house if you forgot to lock it up when you left or something...was it considered wrong to spank the monkey?
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Male 14
I set a check to that adress today, I wil let you guys know if it worked
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Female 8
I think a ring on the pinky finger makes you a mobster...but that`s just me.
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Female 423
I want darling monkey pet lol.
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Male 3,364
Uh. No. Why would having a piece of metal on a specific finger be a "gay thing?"
-------------------------------------------------I dunno. Why would rainbow flags be a "gay thing"?
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Male 220
"Isn`t a ring on the little finger a gay thing? (FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!!)
lol, monkey spanker"

Uh. No. Why would having a piece of metal on a specific finger be a "gay thing?"

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Male 2,586
Isn`t a ring on the little finger a gay thing? (FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!!)

lol, monkey spanker

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Male 76
I...i..want a little monkey, gimme a monkey!
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Female 3,828
adorable. they make good pets, BUT they crap everywhere, and are only good if properly trained and if it has enough stimuli
eg. no long periods in a cage, etc.
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Male 4,547
Assuming 1960, $20 would be worth between $200 and $600 in today`s money.
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Female 23
omg awesome!!!
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Male 2,868
$18.95 was a lot of money back then.
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Male 672
20 dollars for a monkey? HELL YES!
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Female 170
want :)
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Female 169
LIVE Delivery Guaranteed ... LMFAO ... Yeah Dead Monkeys are a bummer for the kids
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Male 25,416
O a monkey! yay for HIV!
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Male 4
Really
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Male 2,788
DO WANTT!
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Male 2,690
It`s like a dream come true...
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Female 4,028
Aw, cute little monkey! You need a license for one of those now.
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Male 703
no effin way dude... i want one
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Female 527
i have this exact add in a really old comic book
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Male 8,302
They had to stop selling them because too many people were spanking them in public.
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Female 4,197
deleted your comment unbanned for excessive fapping over animals
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Male 152
oh yea those were the times, and gremlins!
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Male 1,297
holler
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Male 211
please ban "unbanned". oh the irony of that..
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Female 859
god damn it.
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Female 1,043
fawk you, unbanned.

and i want a monkey!!! :O i`d name him noah. x]

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Male 3,842
If I had $18.95 (If I had $18.95)
I would buy you a monkey
Haven`t you always wanted a monkey?
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Female 523
hahahahahahaha, eats same food as you, even lollipops! that`s so funny yet so sad.
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Female 1,604
something about monkeys I don`t like. and I love animals.
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Male 8,302
Well to be fair, they don`t actually say anywhere in the ad "Guaranteed not to be a vicious little bastard that takes your finger off at the slightest provocation", so caveat emptor I guess.
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Male 795
"Guaranteed live delivery!".....

Well there`s always that

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Male 10,440
No. The world was far worse 50 years ago.
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Male 204
i want one please pleasepleaseplease there so cool i would train it to act like me lol!
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Male 906
i want a monkey so bad right now
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Male 736
better now that we can`t do that.
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Male 156
it`s smaller than a banana!
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Male 897
OMFG THAT IS SOOO COOOL YOU CAN DRESS HIM UP!!! CAPSCAPSCAPS!!
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Male 46
@cheeseman1 that actually worked?
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Male 1,162
dammit, why cant we have mail order monkeys??? We`re living in the 21st century. I feel like we took a giant leap backward.
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Female 125
`live delivery guaranteed`
nice.
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Male 4,807
The only monkeys I ever mailed away for were those damn sea monkeys... Turns out they ain`t monkeys at all! Lying bastids.
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Female 1,401
@ slugs... but they`re so cute!!
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Male 1,406
I preferred those x-ray glasses they sold back then. Shame they got swept under the rug and now even mentioning them will get you kil
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Male 55
@Mystery08 -- $18.95 in 1950 is the equivilant of $166.60 in 2009 with the average rate of inflation being 3.75%
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Male 191
so I looked it up, its about $5500 for a baby squirrel monkey today. made me sad...
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Male 357
Also, they jerk off all the time and eat their own *ahem* ...fluids.
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Male 357
Those things are nasty as hell. My uncle had them when he was s kid. They spread their crap everywhere and will bite you. They are not good pets.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article...

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Female 175
I WANT A SQUIRREL MONKEY!
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Male 160
$18.95 was a lot of $ 50 years ago
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Male 1,403
I WANT IT!!
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Female 175
aww what a cute monkey!
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Female 408
I wonder how many house holds had a monkey then,I mean if it was only $18.95. and then I wonder how many tried to claim their monkey on their taxes
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Female 1,894
im moving to OREGON!
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Female 4,376
I`d buy it.
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Male 163
My family used to own a monkey. Her name was Judy, and my parents had her before i was born. Apparently, she would hang out in the tree outside our house and scream whenever someone walked past, scaring the crap out of them. My parents would try and hose her down, and she would stand in the water and pretend she was having a shower. She also loved taking baths, which was odd, and taking care of a small stuffed gecko she pretended was a baby. Unfortunately, she had a nasty habit of biting you on the jugular if you wore a cologne she didn`t like, so my parents had to give her away.
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Male 1,765
Having a pet monkey would kick some serious ass! I would dress it in a tiny tux. Cooool.
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Female 471
That`s seriously insane and sorta messed up.
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Male 394
Thanks davymid!
Now I know I will forever be monkeyless....
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Female 88
haha!!!!!! no monkey ban in my state davymid
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Male 94
@panth753

haha that`s awesome!! i love that movie! lol

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Male 2,199
a monkey for 20 bucks!?!?! omg! theres gotta be a catch... you mean i could have gotten 20 monkeys instead of 1 dog!?!?!
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Male 12,138
And in case anyone is interested, everyone should know your pet monkey ownership laws in YOUR state! (Sorry for huge pic)

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Female 4,447
My initial reaction was "zomg do want!!", but then I remembered how monkeys make *bad* pets and changed my mind....mostly.
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Male 12,138
If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it`s just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn`t mind spending his life in a monkey suit.
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Female 372
Should they be even eating human food?
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Female 9,401
I want an undead monkey. *Note PotC 2*
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Female 30
LoL@ leesah
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Male 298
Even Lollipops...... for god sake
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Female 1,566
My mom had a monkey. It`s name was Chip and it unscrewed the lightbulb in the closet and waited until you opened the door to throw it at your head. Little bastard.
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Male 332
i watn one,,,,,,,,
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Female 230
"Live delivery guaranteed." I HOPE SO. D:
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Male 367
MMMMmmmmmm...diseases! :)
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Male 3,425
I`ve always wanted a little pet monkey... If only I lived 50 years ago when you didn`t need a license. Maybe some day Luke, jus` keep dreaming.
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Female 186
:O
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Female 299
you can still get capuchin monkeys, but not squirell monkeys :(
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Male 90
Reminds me of the hoked on phonics monkey. "If you recieved your monkey and its not breathing, put it back in the box send it back and we will send you another monkey"
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Female 150
Ahhhhh!
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Female 159
AWESOME! xD
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Male 1,091
Just what I`ve always wanted...
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Male 1,523
I would most definitely buy one!
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Male 138
NEED.
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Male 425
:)
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Female 497
From Florida...haha

Also, I WANT A TINY MONKEY!

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Male 19,840
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