Oddly Segregated Apartment Building [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

All Christians on the 3rd floor, all atheists on the 1st floor, all agnostics on the 2nd floor.
There are 117 comments:
Male 16
OMG ko zea is not right.
Ground floor, first floor, second floor, third floor.
Ground floor and first floor aren`t the same!

I live on 1st floor.

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Female 236
OMG Ko zea is right!!!
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Female 356
That was CLASSIC! FTW
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Male 2,788
"oh and also? just because people hang out with Christians doesn`t mean they`ll become Christians."

...what?

Why would they become christian if they`re already..


what?

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Male 54
Jesus is on the fourth floor and WTF is on the second floor.

Not first and third.

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Female 16
HA thats hilarious. clever people.
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Female 236
why do people get so bent out of shape just cause they don`t believe the same thing?

I kinda agree Though, most christians can be hard headed, elitist (holier-than-thou, you know), and intolerant, which is hypocritical to their religion. Then again, the same can be said about athiests, except their hypocrisy lies in the fact that they act like they are supporting free speech and actions when they are tearing down christians for doing what they want.

I don`t know who i hate more, lol. They`re all a bunch of Jerks. Floor 2 Rules.

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Female 10
oh and also? just because people hang out with Christians doesn`t mean they`ll become Christians.
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Female 10
movie, you give us Christians a bad name.
and itchypoodle,not all of us are stupid and idiotic (discounting movie because...come on). Heck, Christianity may just be what *some* people need.
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Male 83
lmao awesome
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Male 59
well actually i think i know what`s happening If this is in arizona it`s because a kid named jesus died or christians boo christians go scientoligy
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Female 67
ugh... i`d have to break the 3rd floor lift button, it`d save alot of people from becoming idiotic and believeing complete and utter noncence.
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Female 61
"i dont know why, but i see it as "Je (like in Jee or Gee)" and "Sus (as in `sus`)"
"ye when i first quickly looked at it, i thought it said "je suis" ("i am" in french), lol"

zOMG me too. I`ve been speaking French since kindergarten and I can`t make it go away. XD

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Male 423
RainiRan...

What did you just say?

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Male 29
hahah cool
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Female 27
i think that this is funny. i mean honestly if they can write Jesus in their window, then anyone has any right to write what ever they want to in theirs. i by all means don`t believe in organized religion, but i always enjoy seeing what people can express with what they have, religious or not. and sweetheart, Movie.. sitting in a garage doesn`t make you a car, so sitting in a church doesn`t always make you a Christian. Last time i remember Christians are loving of all; no matter sizes, types, religions or ethnics. please. i beg you just go back to church and actually listen next time.. and maybe stay off boards. cause you`re embarrassing yourself. see what i did there. embarrASSing. mmm lovin` some stupidity.
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Male 181
"i would be on therd floor cuz im a christan i hate aithassts get it aithASSts? loli dont say wtf (what the blep) well i gtg do some more posts if im gonna do`em at all."
I think I found out why people hate Christians so much...
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Female 276
"i dont know why, but i see it as "Je (like in Jee or Gee)" and "Sus (as in `sus`)""

ye when i first quickly looked at it, i thought they siad "je suis" ( "i am" in french), lol

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Female 276
lol, even out of context, "wtf" is the best xmas lights ive ever seen!! in context... *rofl*
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Male 204
i would be on therd floor cuz im a christan i hate aithassts get it aithASSts? loli dont say wtf (what the blep) well i gtg do some more posts if im gonna do`em at all.
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Male 4
Ha Haaa!! Nice!
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Female 1,395
=D
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Male 162
brilliant, well done those first floors residents!
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Female 282
i lol`d
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Male 703
alrighty
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Female 5,222
the caption is pretty lol
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Male 172
WIN
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Female 864
hahahaha ,this is awesome
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Female 10
agreed with scorpio28.
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Male 25,417
Stilll Lolz!
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Female 4
LOL It`s like a Christian bat signal.
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Male 42
brilliant
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Female 25
WIN.
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Female 343
WTF in xmas lights. Total win, pure genius. *applause*
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Male 377
how come people keep calling the 1st floor the 2nd floor and the 3rd floor the 4th floor? When you walk into a building you are on the GROUND FLOOR.
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Male 1,623
"Jesus is on the 4th, WTF on the 2nd. Learn 2 Elevator."

L2check wikipedia

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Male 1,051
Thank you for this wonderful scene.
The nativity is nothing compared to this.
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Male 275
Jesus is on the 4th, WTF on the 2nd. Learn 2 Elevator.
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Male 1,093
i dont know why, but i see it as "Je (like in Jee or Gee)" and "Sus (as in `sus`)"
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Male 9,305
I`m making my own winter holiday, should be ready by next year. :)

Preview: No family bullcrap.

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Male 2
An oldie but a goodie.
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Male 44
KoalaMeatPie owns you. I know for a fact that there are decent christians out there, but the retards far outnumber them. Christianity is pretty much a joke because of all the ignorant people who flock to it.
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Male 2,576
Never said they where, I said they where treated like. There is a difference.

Then again, what would you know? You`re not an athiest, you havn`t had doors slammed on you /for collected food for the poor/ (Guignoller) BECAUSE you where not Christian.

Or your fundamentalist girlfriend`s perants making our life hell because you do not go to church. (And their daughter`s, who renounced the religion becaue of abuse)

Or teachers giving you detention because your "class discussions are not appropriate" When all you do is reply to a question they posed from a "No god exists" POV.

So don`t give me that "No 2nd class" BS, Christians have discriminated against nonchristians for centuries and will continue to do so. Forgive me for not liking them, their arogant elitism, wallowing in ignorance.

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Male 17,512
KoalaMeatPie: Considering the hatchet job the press just did last year on Sarah Palin for keeping her child (eventhough she knew it would be disabled). I think you got that whole "second class citizen" thing bassackwards now. Especially here at IAB where the athiests outnumber the Christians at least 2 to 1, And the pure vitriol aimed at us here is ridiculous.
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Female 4,028
Haha! That`s unexpected.
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Male 8,302
Yep, what Pooptart said. "Merry Kissm`ass" to all of you.
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Male 2,440

Well someone had to say it.

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Male 2,576
@Gomay "Also, it doesn`t matter that it was originally a pagan holiday unless your family used to celebrate that holiday and you`re still pissed that it was stolen."

Well, not only was it stolen, but there was also a drive to execute pagans, convert them, treat them as second class citizens. Kind of like what Christians are doing to the rest of the world.

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Male 367
Perhaps Jesus Lopez lives there.
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Male 2,576
@Gomay
Well, yes, it does matter where it was originally from. It`s like taking only the Bruce Willis parts of Pulp Fiction and marketing it as your own.

Then calling Pulp Fiction out for teaching our kids the wrong ideals and that Tarentino rapes small children.

It`s important to know what you worship, instead of blindly following.

http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/index....

Know what you worship.

As for leaving Christmas alone, I compleatly agree.

I Have *nothing* against famillies comming together and having a gay ol` time.

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Male 690
Despite being from pagans, Christmas is a Christian holiday now (it`s even in the name) and people who have probs with religion shouldn`t bash on the religious people who celebrate the holiday.

@Loxen

I think most Christians know that Christ wasn`t born on the 25th these days. There`s no real document specifically stating when Jesus was born. Also, it doesn`t matter that it was originally a pagan holiday unless your family used to celebrate that holiday and you`re still pissed that it was stolen.

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Female 15,763
F*ck where it came from! On December 25th I make cinnamon buns, open presents under an inappropriately decorated piece of shrubbery brought indoors, get fed by extended family, and eat TONS of candy.

I LIKE MY SANTA DAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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Male 2,576
@chald627

Umm, no. They did not simply "Chose" to have it on the 25th. First off, the winter solstice is the 23rd, thats when the pegans had their celebration.

Christianity, wanting to win out over the Pegans (by adopting their traditions, chaning them a little, and then saying Pganism is equal to Satan) (Why do you think Satan is reffered as a goat?) place their Winter solstice celebration (Christmas) at the same time as the Pegans. Why celebrate the Pagan tradtion when this "growing" relgion, which stats that your old ways are evil, has the celebration at the same time?

Christianity adopted the familliar to produce larger numbers. Then they outted the source of their material to turn people off it and brin their numbers down. Simple manupilation to gain power.

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Male 4,290
[quote]@Loxen:
How did we `steal` the holiday from pagans? And no, we don`t know when Jesus was born exactly, but it doesn`t matter anyways. We simply choose to celebrate it on the 25th.[/quote]

Why ask the question if you`re not even going to read the link he already gave which contains the answer?

Basically: pagan Roman god Mithras had his holy day on the 25th December. Christians chose that day for Christmas to make the transition more palatable to pagan converts, and make it easier for Christianity to ease into control.

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Female 91
Listen to Loxen people, KNOW your history. Also, there`s no biblical record that Jesus celebrated his birthday, maybe he didn`t want one, and who are we to assign random dates anyways?

Anyways, this holiday is ONLY about the presents, or pretty lights and fruitcake if you`re poor.

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Male 388
I might get the book "God is not Great" as a xmas gift, how awesome is that?
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Male 10
@Loxen:
How did we `steal` the holiday from pagans? And no, we don`t know when Jesus was born exactly, but it doesn`t matter anyways. We simply choose to celebrate it on the 25th.
@RyanF701:
Jesus gets a holidy for his birthday because (And I know this sounds REALLY douchebag-ish) he deserves one, unlike everyone else.

Sorry, I had to get that out.

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Female 1,283
The best part is that people use Jesus or whatever just to get another snow blower for Christmas and miss the whole damn point >.>
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Male 303
@Loxen

Win!

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Female 1,386
Whenever someone pulls the "reason for the season" bullpucky I place down my obligatory snopes link
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas...
Jesus is NOT the reason for the season. Stupid Christians stole the holiday from Pagans and don`t even know when their own savior was really born. *exasperated sigh*
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Male 485
LOL EPIC WIN
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Male 2,486
""don`t you know this holiday isn`t about presents? It`s about praising the birth of jesus""

I thought it was about the birth of Santa Claus, who`s Jesus? Sounds like a douchebag to me, NO I WANT A HOLIDAY FOR MY BIRTH. I have one of those, it`s called a birthday.

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Male 10,440
[quote]It`s funny, because in french It looks like:

"Je/Sus" or "Je Suce"

English:
I Suck.

But, in any context, saying "I suck" in French means "I Suck D°ck" in English.

Which leads me to beleive this was taken somewhere in Canada.
[/quote]

Haaaaa!! Awesome! I didn`t catch that...

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Male 17,512

Enough Said.

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Male 2,788
-raises hand-

"don`t you know this holiday isn`t about presents? It`s about praising the birth of jesus"

Yeah, I`m just in it for the presents.

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Male 7,812
i dont know why thats funny to me
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Male 736
Opie: answer to first: depends who you`re talking to, but you`ve already covered that.
To the second: if you mean two separate things, then I already do so and it`s up to the individual to act and think one way or another....if you mean two separate days, then...i`d say no.
imho, i`d say that Christianity`s focus on Christmas is off/wrong/ill-considered; we/they/it should focus on Easter. That`s supposed to be the point of the whole setup, after all. The Passion.
And the bunny can suck it.
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Female 15,763
I say Happy Holidays to strangers because I don`t know what they celebrate. It`s the same reason for why I don`t assume large-bellied women are pregnant and ask their due date. I feel it`s polite.

Also, raise your hand if you`re for Christmas and Santa Day being two separate things?

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Male 2,576
It`s funny, because in french It looks like:

"Je/Sus" or "Je Suce"

English:
I Suck.

But, in any context, saying "I suck" in French means "I Suck D°ck" in English.

Which leads me to beleive this was taken somewhere in Canada.

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Male 1,220
Yes. Very classy.
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Female 728
"I`m okay with calling it Christmas even though I`m not Christian. It`s normal for people of different relgions to celebrate other religious holidays.
Did you know in New Delhi everyone celebrates Eid despite the fact that it`s a Muslim holiday? Even the Hindu`s! Obviously not to the same extent but they do make it a special occasion."

Christmas is actually a national holiday in America, so it doesn`t even have to be a religious occasion to celebrate it. There are plenty of people who simply take it as a day to see family and exchange gifts.

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Male 86
... one of the few times that the caption makes the pic funnier instead of being misleading or giving the joke away.
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Female 1,441
I`m okay with calling it Christmas even though I`m not Christian. It`s normal for people of different relgions to celebrate other religious holidays.

Did you know in New Delhi everyone celebrates Eid despite the fact that it`s a Muslim holiday? Even the Hindu`s! Obviously not to the same extent but they do make it a special occasion.

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Male 276
"MERRY CHRISTMAS VS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

DEBATE!

GO!"

Merry Happy Christmahannakwanzaka?

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Male 486
Hahaha I love the caption.
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Female 9,557
""lol in french, je sus is I suck lol"
In Soviet Russia road forks you...Wait! WAIT! I MEAN.... DAMNIT."

lmfao, nice.

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Female 30
i would so do something like this
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Female 509
LMAO!
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Male 225
"lol in french, je sus is I suck lol"

In Soviet Russia road forks you...Wait! WAIT! I MEAN.... DAMNIT.

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Male 2,893
Jesus and Christmas!?!?!?!?! I never knew that!!!!
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Female 15,763
MERRY CHRISTMAS VS. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

DEBATE!

GO!

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Female 1,604
ahh just enjoy the funniness of it and shuddup lol
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Male 343
Old.
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Male 377
"Some people are still shocked to find out that Christmas is a Christian holiday--a celebration of the birth of Jesus. Christmas lights and Jesus, that is enough to confuse many."

Only really, really dumb people.

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Male 1
Some people are still shocked to find out that Christmas is a Christian holiday--a celebration of the birth of Jesus. Christmas lights and Jesus, that is enough to confuse many.
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Female 285
That`s where the "Ditto" family rented a room for the night. They always keep X-Mas lights handy for convenient ownage.
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Female 138
any one else accidently click on the `guide to the vagina` ad?
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Male 494
"lol in french, je sus is I suck lol"

Ermm...Suce = Suck, Sus = Addition.

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Male 1,485
"lol in french, je sus is I suck lol"

haha, thats frikkin epic

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Male 230
lol in french, je sus is I suck lol
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Male 716
I bet Jesus lives in that lower apartment.
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Male 39
All Christians on the 4th floor, all atheists on the 2nd floor, all agnostics on the 3rd floor
Depends. I`d agree with the description as is, as where I come from the lowest floor would be the "ground floor", followed by first floor, second floor etc...

I`m thinking too hard about this, ain`t I?

I thought the same thing.

Satanists on the 1st floor

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Male 999
WIN!
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Female 21
LOL. Ah I love this :)
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Male 511
Je Sus = Addition in french.. maybe the wtf guys cant add??
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Male 730
All Christians on the 4th floor, all atheists on the 2nd floor, all agnostics on the 3rd floor
Depends. I`d agree with the description as is, as where I come from the lowest floor would be the "ground floor", followed by first floor, second floor etc...

I`m thinking too hard about this, ain`t I?

I thought the same thing.

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Female 3,828
lol well to be fair, they are xmas lights and christmas is about jesus...

so effed up though

lol if i lived below them, id probably write the same "wtf". lol awesome!

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Male 12,138
[quote]All Christians on the 4th floor, all atheists on the 2nd floor, all agnostics on the 3rd floor[/quote]

Depends. I`d agree with the description as is, as where I come from the lowest floor would be the "ground floor", followed by first floor, second floor etc...

I`m thinking too hard about this, ain`t I?

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Male 25,417
Lolz all round!
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Male 1,403
i like the agnostic joke thrown in
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Female 723
HAHA! Okay, so I`m Christian. But both this and Jesus telling the preacher he`s boring have been hilarious. :D
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Female 131
haha awesome
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Male 21
this is hilarious, lol.
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Female 697
I would have done the same things...wtf
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Male 126
outstanding
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Male 275
lol
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Female 204
haha, this is great. i wonder if there were any arguments in the lift over this?
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Female 1,578
LOL! i bet the 1st floor got some angry calls about that
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Male 60
LOL!
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Male 3,619
win xD
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Female 850
I wonder if Room 666 would be on the 3rd floor...
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Male 678
haha jesus lives above you!! oh wait he lives above me to....WTF
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Male 269
More like "All Christians on the 4th floor, all atheists on the 2nd floor, all agnostics on the 3rd floor." As for 1st floor, miscellaneous partying in lobby?...
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Male 101
how do you define the second floor as agnostic
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Female 497
Haha, pretty sweet. I wonder if anyone else added anything after this picture was taken.
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Female 315
I like how Je sus is separated
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Male 20,825
Link: Oddly Segregated Apartment Building [Pic] [Rate Link] - All Christians on the 3rd floor, all atheists on the 1st floor, all agnostics on the 2nd floor.
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