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Date: 11/09/09 09:03 AM

87 Responses to Not Ready for Parallel Parking

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    November 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Link: Not Ready for Parallel Parking - Of course it`s a woman driving.
  2. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:19 am
    *sigh*
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Ahh I love videos like this, they always make me laugh :`D
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Wow, lazy.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:32 am
    its not that she`s not ready for parallel parking. she isnt ready for driving.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:33 am
    I drove a taxi for two years. I`ve seen all sorts of bad drivers. Men can be dangerously aggressive. Old people can be slow. But man...women drivers are scary. Of course not ALL women drivers. But every time I saw something crazy being done by a driver, it was always a woman. And I was on the road, 5 days a week, 12 hours a day.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:34 am
    That was so annoying to watch!
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
    That`s...horrible.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Women drivers eh...

    LET THE FLAME WAR COMMENCE!

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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
    *checks both sides of the car* Ahhh...perfect!
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    RenoFury Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:43 am
    OF COURSE it`s a blonde...

    XD

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    Skoaliosis Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
    HAHAHAHA! how can you be that baaad? that spot was HUUUUGE!
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    jackyface Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Ahahaha that was great!
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:56 am
    was she retarded or something.


    that is all.

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Love the windshield wipers and the fact that she only checked her car and not the one she hit!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:07 am
    By marvelous coincidence i had jaunty hillbilly type music playing as i watched this (with yodelling) =)
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:09 am
    really lady? the space is twice the size of the car!!
  18. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Yeah don`t worry about any damage on the other car F`ing C U N T !
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    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Wow, and women wonder why there`s a stereotype
  20. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:26 am
    pft, Fnckin` europeans.
  21. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:30 am
    yeah screw the owners of the other cars that you hit. stupid girl.
    I loved how the windshield wipers were going off.
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:31 am
    sheesh.. give us women a bad name, I just happen to be an excellent parallel Parker. so that is one for us women lol I am sure there are others out there
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    Dean_FL Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:53 am
    i wonder what else she has trouble with
  24. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:57 am
    dats close enough
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    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:59 am
    wow. that was awful.
  26. Profile photo of HOBYandy
    HOBYandy Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Eh... Close enough.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Oh, and she`s blonde to boot.
  28. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:04 am
    My wife is the *best* at parking. I`ve got out of the passenger side and wondered how the hell she got the car in with barely a rizzla to spare on either side. So, yes, some girls can park.

    Most are ***** appauling though. Like, STOP! Start again - no don`t do the exact same thing, doh!

    Ah-hah.. long limbed pretty girl just pedalled past on a bike... This must be Holland. Is our parking nightmare just back from a recreational puff?

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    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:05 am
    All those close calls I`ve had on the road have been by woman. Jeesus and it doesn`t hit that their first instinct is to slam the brakes! What good is that good do for us!!!! I don`t usually give in to stereotypes but in my short time driving, I`ve seen a lot of crap mostly being woman.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Nice effort! girls can drive! this was just a twat! do u think she could have gone in nose first?
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    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:15 am
    Big surprise.. most women are horrible drivers.
  32. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:18 am
    I think she could have done a better job, at speed, with the handbrake.
  33. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
    haha she looks around, "hmmm, yeah i`m good."

    so sad

  34. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:26 am
    I`ve been driving for 25+ years. I have been hit 4 times. All by men....
  35. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Being hit by - doesn`t mean it wasn`t your fault...
  36. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:40 am
    "Big surprise.. most women are horrible drivers."

    This is my favourite Horrible Driver

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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:49 am
    Hahaha and she`s Dutch too! What a disgrace for us woman today! Mind you, I haven`t got my license that long but I do way better job at parking then she. Wait, Strike that, anybody can do way better then what she did :P
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    simonh92 Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:50 am
    "This is my favourite Horrible Driver"
    Remeber, he said "most" women drivers. Plus, Sabine is a professional driver.
  39. Profile photo of CzekM8
    CzekM8 Male 40-49
    95 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    RoniC, when they are stopped at an intersection, it`s not really their rear bumper hitting *you*...
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    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    good quality cam. ooooooo, crash. not good.
  41. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    I don`t have my license yet, and I could park better than that... blindfolded.
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    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    How does she dress up in the morning? She is retarded! O.o
  43. Profile photo of Decor
    Decor Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I`d hate to have her as a neighbour, I`d think I`d rather park down the street and walk so she don`t hit my bike lol
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    Reaper171 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Women cant drive. Fact.
  45. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I like how she ends up on the sidewalk and just gets out and leaves. Does this happen to her enough that she just doesn`t care to fix it anymore? Well... probably.
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    imnaked Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    you know you try to think of a funny joke about this but theres just so much to say its pointless
  47. Profile photo of your0mom
    your0mom Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    whats so hard about parallel parking? its extremely easy, how do you mess up?
  48. Profile photo of Fortitude
    Fortitude Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Holy crap, that park was so massive she didn`t even need to reverse in, she could hav just driven straight into it!!
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    SFunk Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    "whats so hard about parallel parking? its extremely easy, how do you mess up?"

    I have a pretty good idea of how you mess up after watching this video

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    i like how she checks at the end, and shes like "best parking yet"
  51. Profile photo of nibblette
    nibblette Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    The windshield wipers going off killed me.
  52. Profile photo of jessy8292
    jessy8292 Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Sexism: Always in good taste!

    The video was hilarious, though.

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    ListerStorm Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Stupid bint
  54. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Ummm...there`s a reason women have lower insurance rates than men.
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    izzy_meow Female 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    not only is she a woman, but she`s blonde too!
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    srgkoala Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    This is a repost from years ago
  57. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    It`s not even that hard...And look how much room she has!
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    rawr_zing Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Another job well done! Makes me wonder how long she was attempting to park before the lad decided to get his camera.
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    that was painful to watch :P I dont have a licence but ive done better
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    I parallel park all the time. I`ve even done it with a station wagon. It`s much harder than it looks, but this girl doesn`t have a single clue what she`s doing.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Eight seconds in she failed by not turning the other way. Actually, her initital turn-in was far too tight, and she seemed to just stop thinking after that. Epic fail.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    I like how she just leaves it there at the end, partly on the pavement. Hey, it`s close enough!

    I think the driving test needs to be harder, because someone who can`t park in a space that large needs more training before they get a licence.

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    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    that space was freakin huge, she coulda pulled in from the front easily, not that it shoulda been difficult to parallel there
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    Naz14 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    i would have yelled out my window at her once she got out of the car.... people like that piss me off cause theres NO reason for them to be that dumb!
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    at first i thought she was stone cold drunk, but when she got out, she didnt stumble or anything... so she gets the worst driver of the year award...
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    how can i get road rage in front of my computer??!!
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    ilovesean23 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    I`m not very good at parallel parking but C`MON! I could make that stoned off my ass!
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    its really not that hard
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    November 9, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i park like that on purpose at school to take up four parking spaces! never knew anybody could actualy try to do well and fail that badly.
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    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I love how she checks her own damage but could care less about the other car. How does she fail this badly. I mean you have to really TRY and practice at failing so bad!
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    I call pasture muffins on this one - I wouldn`t be surprised to learn the cameraman put her up to it.

    Anyone this stupid probably doesn`t have enough brain power to keep them breathing while they sleep.

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    patticakes Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    OK, so this particular woman is a lousy parker. If I-A-B does not allow racist remarks, why would it allow a sexist caption?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    I used to have this old 3/4 ton pickup with 16" split-rim wheels and no power steering. It was a bitch to park, even if you knew how.

    I found the easiest way to park it was to nose into the space and drive up onto the sidewalk with the right front wheel till the right rear wheel hit the curb, then cut it to the right and back up till the front wheel fell back off the curb. Done! (This didn`t work so well if there was a sign or parking meter near the front of the space.)

  74. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
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    November 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    patticakes I`m with you. that was hilarious, although my husband can do better.
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    wow.

    just... woooow. This bitch puts all women to shame. I despise her. She should be traded off with one of the poor Jews in the holocaust.

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    mmp2064 Male 40-49
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    November 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    why would it allow a sexist caption? Ah, cause it`s funny?
  77. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    she`s a disgrace to women. we dont all parallel park like that!!!
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    someone paid off her driving instructor. -_-
  79. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:14 am
    That`s definitely what a lot of girls look like while trying to park here in ATX.
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    NAZEREL Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:22 am
    wow way to make something funny go so god aweful with that comment there KittenCereal
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:31 am
    guys i think she must have like some kinda medical explanation that causes her depth perception to be wrong...

    either that or she needs to take a physics class...

  82. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Wow...it is not that hard. This idiot should NEVER have been allowed a license.

    I would think it`s more important in other countries outside of America (due to less space in many) that you be able to parallel park!

    Even then, it`s still REQUIRED that you successfully do so to get a license here or you fail the entire test.

    I did it perfectly on my first try at the age of 15....and wow, that was nearly 12 years ago.

    I`m getting old :(.

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    welfarepimp Male 30-39
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    November 10, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    She qualifies for female driver of the year. The average woman would have had her car on its roof...in flames...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    November 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    She was in pure panic....She cant seem to visualize in reverse, understand her mirrors, now drive while looking backwards. It causes her mind to go haywire, hence why she kept hitting the wipers, her mind was all lopsided.

    Or shes blond

  85. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    wow, big fail to the blonde
  86. Profile photo of kittilia
    kittilia Female 18-29
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    November 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    european parking spaces.
    and some dutch guy was awesome enough tape it, too.
    I`d love it if they were a bit more creative with naming videos, though. "staat goed zo" is just lame.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
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    November 12, 2009 at 9:55 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9X-y3yl...

    haha

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