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Date: 11/05/09 10:16 AM

109 Responses to New Product Alert: Poopy Pants For Men [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:35 am
    Link: New Product Alert: Poopy Pants For Men - We`ve heard in certain cities, it`s within the law to punch guys in the peen who wear these things.
  2. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Who the hell would wear something so rediculous looking?!
  3. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:10 am
    ...117 dollars?

    Oy vey.

  4. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:14 am
    it looks like your wearing a shirt around your waist
  5. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
    An alternative to boxer shorts for those not in control of their bowels?
  6. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:17 am
    This has got to be a joke...

    Surely no self respecting man would wear such a thing (except the guy in the picture, but he probably got paid...a HELL of a lot I hope)

  7. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:18 am
    Simon Slouch? Sounds Saucy.
  8. Profile photo of _cuppycake_
    _cuppycake_ Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:22 am
    it`s worse than the female version
  9. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:23 am
    For once, I am at a loss for words...
  10. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Don`t tell me people actually wear these? And only $117 dollars too.
  11. Profile photo of Dogboy76
    Dogboy76 Male 30-39
    156 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:31 am
    There`s a comments section on the website. This has to be my favourite:

    "I purchased these as a gift for my son. He has slight elephantiasis and I normally find it difficult to find clothing that will fit him. These pants not only saved me a trip to the tailor`s, but has made my son very popular at school. Everybody is always complementing him about them...."

  12. Profile photo of simonh92
    simonh92 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Dammit, it had to be "Simon"slouch
  13. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:39 am
    Wow, yea I would definitely shell out 117 dollars to look like a giant douche
  14. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:43 am
    the greeks already have these they`re called vrakas
  15. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Yeah, but they`re made from ORGANIC cotton, hence the price. :)
  16. Profile photo of GingerPuddin
    GingerPuddin Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:49 am
    >.>
  17. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:49 am
    what the eff is going on here. Holy jeeesus..
  18. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I really don`t understand the point of these.
  19. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:51 am
    harem pants <3 sexysexysexyy.
  20. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:53 am
    Thats what you get with organic.
  21. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
    I would dump a boyfriend on the spot if he ever wore that.
  22. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
    It`s the new trend in fashion. You all will be wearing these soon, don`t try to act like you follow your own style or something. Once reality tv stars and rappers start wearing them you`ll run right out to the mall to get yourself a few pairs of poopy pants.
  23. Profile photo of tItsorGTFO
    tItsorGTFO Female 18-29
    46 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:03 am
    The Model even looks disgusted with himself
  24. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:20 am
    What the hell is the point of these abominations?
  25. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:21 am
    What the hell I am glad I go my own way when it comes to style
  26. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:25 am
    the f*ck is that sh*t
  27. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:28 am
    "It`s the new trend in fashion. You all will be wearing these soon, don`t try to act like you follow your own style or something. Once reality tv stars and rappers start wearing them you`ll run right out to the mall to get yourself a few pairs of poopy pants. "

    Not at $117 a pair, I won`t. I don`t even pay that much for a suit if I can help it.

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:29 am
    This seems like an American Apparel kind of thing...
  29. Profile photo of LeesieSocks
    LeesieSocks Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Ha! Imagine if you have something heavy in those pockets.. gonna look like an elephants ears and..those are the elephants legs and thats the... erm.. Ill let you guys figure out the elephant trunk.. sorry.. childish mind.. teeheehee ^_^
  30. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:48 am
    not enough levels of wrong for this, this, whatever it is. everyone involved WTF were you thinking?

    (on another subject, grats to Opie, killer costume!)

  31. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Just because something is unique doesn`t mean it`s useful... or fashionable. LOL
  32. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Hahaha! The comments on Revolveclothing.com for these are hilarious,

    "Ever tried smuggling illegal immigrants across the US border? Bulky trucks just get in the way. These stylish pants have the capacity to hold three mexican babies without arousing suspicion. Thank you MJOLK! ..."

  33. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Good god this company also wants $299 for these...
  34. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:18 am
    The mind boggles, I mean why would anyone where these?
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:20 am
    reviews = lmfao.
  36. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:22 am
    I had a feeling this was going pop up.

    "I wear these with my wolf t-shirt...."

  37. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:23 am
    dratin turkish idiots...they actually wear theses and they swear they`re "high fashion" i hate them.
  38. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:27 am
    He doe look a bit Afghan...............Im wodnering if hes askin..."does my bomb look big in this?"
  39. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:28 am
    ummmm yeah...excuse the typos {D
  40. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:33 am
    ugh.... thats horrible
  41. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Here is the description for the pants. Are these people retarded?

    Australian label Mjolk is bringing us interesting dress shoes for men. The label has enjoyed strong patronage in Europe and America in recent times and it`s no wonder. The distinct shoe structure is in the fabrication, and with the contrast soles that work perfectly-- these shoes are hardly your average dressy footwear.

  42. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:48 am
    Why is this fart storage in athletic category? It looks like you can hardly walk in these.
  43. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:50 am
    WTF is that. It looks like he can`t put his trousers on properly and they got all twisted up. I don`t even want to know what the bulge is for, just please tell me it`s not a nappy...
  44. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Argh, if you look on the site there is even a blue one and a more "dressy" version of the pant in black. *face palm*
  45. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Oh wow! Something finally big enough for my package to roam free without distracting the ladies! No more harness for me! :)
  46. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:41 am
    $117!?!?! For underwear! I`m calling shenanigans on this one
  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:05 am
    wow, how hard would it be to crotch kik a guy with them on, we know they would deserve it! :)
  48. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:07 am
    haha read the comments on it

    http://www.ask.com/bar?q=simonslouch+trouser&page=1&qsrc=0&dm=all&ab=0&title=MJOLK+Simonslouch+Trouser+in+Grey+Marle+Organic+Cotton+Jersey+at+...&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.revolveclothing.com%2FDisplayProduct.jsp%3Fproduct%3DMJOL-MP6%26c%3DAthletic%26s%3DSeason%26d%3DMens%2BTrends&sg=EhWhUZjD4IKQQB4wrH8EF3Bu5abQrv3CP6GHuQxb35k%3D&tsp=1257447968071

  49. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:20 am
    peen! ha!
  50. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I can see a fat guy wearng this....if it fits.
  51. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Hammertime?
  52. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Those are hot.
  53. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    its for shoplifting fruit from supermarkets
    "Are those oranges in ur pants sir?"
    "they`re my balls...jerk"

    now imagine stealing bananas...

  54. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    @McGovern - I kinda like those!
  55. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    if i see one person wearing these, ill knock their teeth out myself.
  56. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    Like wearing a skirt.
  57. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    what the hell am i looking at?
    It looks like he was rolling around in a lightning storm, was struck by lightning, AND HAD HIS GODDAMN PANTS FUSED TO HIS LOWER BODY
    I CANT DONT SEE NOT WHAT THEY ARENT
  58. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    The look on the model`s face says it all.
  59. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    $117 FOR THOSE!?!
  60. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    i think hes just wearing a hoodie around his legs.
  61. Profile photo of 1williamsg
    1williamsg Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    it looks like he is wearing a jumper on his legs

    and who in the hell would pay 117 for those

  62. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    $117?! Really ?!
  63. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    No, please, nobody buy these, please! ...What! $117! Whew.. that was a close one.
  64. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I`ve been raising a baby Kangaroo and frankly I`m a terribly inadequate Marsupial. My little joey longs for a pouch life that I just couldn`t give him. Until now! I bought my Simonslouch Trousers and now Mittens (my kangaroo) can`t tell the difference between my crotch and the great outback! Not only do I have room to raise a small animal, but these trousers are a perfect place to keep all of my work papers. My coworkers are pathetically chained to filing cabinets while I have A - Z folders right under my testes! Thanks MJOLK, you changed my life....
  65. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    what... the... fudge...
  66. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Perfect if you wanted to be a penguin for Halloween.
  67. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Shirt for pants? :D
  68. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    What is this drattardery?
  69. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    o ya this is the new style in Europia... ive seen it with my own two eyes!!
  70. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    just in case you wear depends and are abit embarassed
  71. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    that will never be a style anywhere
  72. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    He doesn`t look very happy...
  73. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    where the hell is europia?
  74. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Europia: European Petroleum Industry Association

    In case you were wondering... although I doubt that`s what she meant.

  75. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    @ MountainBord >> And still the price is marked in $? We don`t use $`s in.. Europia..
  76. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    What kind of life must you be living to have to depend on these??? How much do you have to poop for the receptacle area to be THAT big????? Why does it cost $117???? WHY?????????
  77. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Is this actually for crap, or is it a mix of skinny pants/sagging?
  78. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    i would die a litt;le inside every time i had to put those on.

    even walking around dripping poo down my ankles would be more dignifying.

  79. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    it looks like both his legs are in the same pants leg O.o

    If this is the future of fashion, i do not like

  80. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    The model looks pleased with what he`s wearing at least. Never seen such a grin.
  81. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Stop trying to change current fashion trends! I don`t think one "normal" person would wear those...
  82. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    IAB finally catches up with "fashion"! Lol these hideous things have unfortunately been around for a while. They were kind of the predecessors to harem pants.

    And yes it`s crap like these that make me hate fashion.

  83. Profile photo of unicorn
    unicorn Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    crap pants $117. looking like a douche...priceless
  84. Profile photo of Mayaree
    Mayaree Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    STOP!!!


    HAMMER TIME!!!!

  85. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    The look on the model`s face is him realizing he can never get paid enough to make these pants look good.
  86. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    Ew.

    One would think there would be a more discret way of doing this...

  87. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    o0?? WTF
  88. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:13 am
    Lol, seems like they`re a hit:

    http://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayPr...

  89. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:16 am
    Actual quote from comments section of website:
    "My wife doesn`t have sex with me and my mistress left me for another man. As such, I have the worst case of blue balls you`ve ever seen. My testicles are the size of bowling balls! Just going out in public has become a real chore and I`ve had to result in wearing mu mus it`s gotten so bad. That is, until I found the new Simon Slouch! OMG these are the greatest invention of all time for people with huge, blue balls! Your enlarged scrotum will fit nicely into extra large pouch and the nice back pocket flap really enhances the styling. Best of all, they are made of Organic cotton which is really nice because I hate it when my T-Shirt/Man Dress is made from cotton that was NON organic...ew. Thanks JMOLK!... "
  90. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:20 am
    ugh those could never be anything even resembling attractive on anyone ever.
  91. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:47 am
    erm... WHY?
  92. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:50 am
    Granted. A shot to the nuts is justified, but how (and more importantly) where would you aim?
  93. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:29 am
    When I was in Spain and Italy over the summer, EVERYONE was wearing these. I thought they looked very uncomfortable.
  94. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:00 am
    Pants for shirt lifters and shoplifters!

  95. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:01 am
    These will destroy humanity quicker that a swine-flu carrying monkey army
  96. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:59 am
    $117? *speechless*
  97. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:02 am
    ... I`ve recovered. I`m no fashion expert, but those `pants` look mechanically infeasible.
  98. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:06 am
    wtf they look terrible and uncomfy cant people wear a adult dyper
  99. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Here it`s very popular for women, but this is the first time I see it for men.
  100. Profile photo of JBLANCH
    JBLANCH Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 11:48 am
    ummmm why?
  101. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    aladdin!
  102. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    117 bucks for that???
  103. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    For why?
  104. Profile photo of smooshu
    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    lol wtf
  105. Profile photo of Gothin123
    Gothin123 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    I can tell how this happened.flamboyantly Gay/Straight/unsure Semi well known Designer wakes up in a haze unsure where his pants have gone after a quick consultation with his muse, i.e. cocaine, said designer whom is now thoroughly inspired I mean seriously man like poo that you don`t even know Bro! inspired,decides to wear shirt he found in the bathroom as pants.Later that day after having been spotted by various other douche bags in there natural habitat(tanning salons,Jersey or Maroon 5 concerts) the herd naturally follows
  106. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:15 am

  107. Profile photo of Larval
    Larval Male 13-17
    44 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:44 am
    At Zerocyde: LOL!!! True, true, true...

    Agreed, these Drop-Crotch pants are one of the most ridiculous things things to have ever been released onto the market. Proof that fasion is getting overated. And ridiculous.

  108. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Now, if he did a handstand, it`d kinda look like he was crapping out his own head.
  109. Profile photo of Koner_Rox
    Koner_Rox Male 18-29
    112 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:13 am
    lol. 117 bucks to look like ive just took the worlds biggest dump in my pant? im so in!

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