New Product Alert: Poopy Pants For Men [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

We"ve heard in certain cities, it"s within the law to punch guys in the peen who wear these things.
There are 109 comments:
Male 112
lol. 117 bucks to look like ive just took the worlds biggest dump in my pant? im so in!
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Male 245
Now, if he did a handstand, it`d kinda look like he was crapping out his own head.
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Male 44
At Zerocyde: LOL!!! True, true, true...

Agreed, these Drop-Crotch pants are one of the most ridiculous things things to have ever been released onto the market. Proof that fasion is getting overated. And ridiculous.

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Male 33
I can tell how this happened.flamboyantly Gay/Straight/unsure Semi well known Designer wakes up in a haze unsure where his pants have gone after a quick consultation with his muse, i.e. cocaine, said designer whom is now thoroughly inspired I mean seriously man like poo that you don`t even know Bro! inspired,decides to wear shirt he found in the bathroom as pants.Later that day after having been spotted by various other douche bags in there natural habitat(tanning salons,Jersey or Maroon 5 concerts) the herd naturally follows
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Male 73
lol wtf
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Female 509
For why?
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Female 88
117 bucks for that???
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Male 617
aladdin!
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Male 27
ummmm why?
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Female 1,697
Here it`s very popular for women, but this is the first time I see it for men.
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Male 54
wtf they look terrible and uncomfy cant people wear a adult dyper
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Male 10,440
... I`ve recovered. I`m no fashion expert, but those `pants` look mechanically infeasible.
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Male 10,440
$117? *speechless*
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Male 298
These will destroy humanity quicker that a swine-flu carrying monkey army
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Male 660
Pants for shirt lifters and shoplifters!

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Female 667
When I was in Spain and Italy over the summer, EVERYONE was wearing these. I thought they looked very uncomfortable.
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Male 127
Granted. A shot to the nuts is justified, but how (and more importantly) where would you aim?
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Male 350
erm... WHY?
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Female 864
ugh those could never be anything even resembling attractive on anyone ever.
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Male 2,868
Actual quote from comments section of website:
"My wife doesn`t have sex with me and my mistress left me for another man. As such, I have the worst case of blue balls you`ve ever seen. My testicles are the size of bowling balls! Just going out in public has become a real chore and I`ve had to result in wearing mu mus it`s gotten so bad. That is, until I found the new Simon Slouch! OMG these are the greatest invention of all time for people with huge, blue balls! Your enlarged scrotum will fit nicely into extra large pouch and the nice back pocket flap really enhances the styling. Best of all, they are made of Organic cotton which is really nice because I hate it when my T-Shirt/Man Dress is made from cotton that was NON organic...ew. Thanks JMOLK!... "
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Male 2,868
Lol, seems like they`re a hit:

http://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayPr...

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Female 5,222
o0?? WTF
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Male 2,238
Ew.

One would think there would be a more discret way of doing this...

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Male 527
The look on the model`s face is him realizing he can never get paid enough to make these pants look good.
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Female 8
STOP!!!


HAMMER TIME!!!!

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Male 31
crap pants $117. looking like a douche...priceless
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Female 165
IAB finally catches up with "fashion"! Lol these hideous things have unfortunately been around for a while. They were kind of the predecessors to harem pants.

And yes it`s crap like these that make me hate fashion.

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Male 1,523
Stop trying to change current fashion trends! I don`t think one "normal" person would wear those...
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Male 759
The model looks pleased with what he`s wearing at least. Never seen such a grin.
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Female 4,197
it looks like both his legs are in the same pants leg O.o

If this is the future of fashion, i do not like

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Male 1,045
i would die a litt;le inside every time i had to put those on.

even walking around dripping poo down my ankles would be more dignifying.

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Female 381
Is this actually for crap, or is it a mix of skinny pants/sagging?
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Female 232
What kind of life must you be living to have to depend on these??? How much do you have to poop for the receptacle area to be THAT big????? Why does it cost $117???? WHY?????????
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Male 467
@ MountainBord >> And still the price is marked in $? We don`t use $`s in.. Europia..
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Male 516
Europia: European Petroleum Industry Association

In case you were wondering... although I doubt that`s what she meant.

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Male 431
where the hell is europia?
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Male 191
He doesn`t look very happy...
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Male 721
that will never be a style anywhere
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Female 1,894
just in case you wear depends and are abit embarassed
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Female 1,894
o ya this is the new style in Europia... ive seen it with my own two eyes!!
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Female 1,006
What is this drattardery?
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Female 290
Shirt for pants? :D
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Male 601
Perfect if you wanted to be a penguin for Halloween.
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Male 592
what... the... fudge...
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Male 174
I`ve been raising a baby Kangaroo and frankly I`m a terribly inadequate Marsupial. My little joey longs for a pouch life that I just couldn`t give him. Until now! I bought my Simonslouch Trousers and now Mittens (my kangaroo) can`t tell the difference between my crotch and the great outback! Not only do I have room to raise a small animal, but these trousers are a perfect place to keep all of my work papers. My coworkers are pathetically chained to filing cabinets while I have A - Z folders right under my testes! Thanks MJOLK, you changed my life....
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Male 2,436
No, please, nobody buy these, please! ...What! $117! Whew.. that was a close one.
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Female 230
$117?! Really ?!
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Male 325
it looks like he is wearing a jumper on his legs

and who in the hell would pay 117 for those

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Male 478
i think hes just wearing a hoodie around his legs.
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Male 169
$117 FOR THOSE!?!
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Male 8,302
The look on the model`s face says it all.
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Male 194
what the hell am i looking at?
It looks like he was rolling around in a lightning storm, was struck by lightning, AND HAD HIS GODDAMN PANTS FUSED TO HIS LOWER BODY
I CANT DONT SEE NOT WHAT THEY ARENT
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Male 848
Like wearing a skirt.
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Male 124
if i see one person wearing these, ill knock their teeth out myself.
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Female 4,039
@McGovern - I kinda like those!
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Female 2,672
its for shoplifting fruit from supermarkets
"Are those oranges in ur pants sir?"
"they`re my balls...jerk"

now imagine stealing bananas...

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Male 795
Those are hot.
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Male 1,505
Hammertime?
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Female 854
I can see a fat guy wearng this....if it fits.
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Male 670
peen! ha!
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Female 1,534
haha read the comments on it

http://www.ask.com/bar?q=simonslouch+trouser&page=1&qsrc=0&dm=all&ab=0&title=MJOLK+Simonslouch+Trouser+in+Grey+Marle+Organic+Cotton+Jersey+at+...&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.revolveclothing.com%2FDisplayProduct.jsp%3Fproduct%3DMJOL-MP6%26c%3DAthletic%26s%3DSeason%26d%3DMens%2BTrends&sg=EhWhUZjD4IKQQB4wrH8EF3Bu5abQrv3CP6GHuQxb35k%3D&tsp=1257447968071

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Male 25,416
wow, how hard would it be to crotch kik a guy with them on, we know they would deserve it! :)
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Female 678
$117!?!?! For underwear! I`m calling shenanigans on this one
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Male 367
Oh wow! Something finally big enough for my package to roam free without distracting the ladies! No more harness for me! :)
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Female 779
Argh, if you look on the site there is even a blue one and a more "dressy" version of the pant in black. *face palm*
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Male 3,425
WTF is that. It looks like he can`t put his trousers on properly and they got all twisted up. I don`t even want to know what the bulge is for, just please tell me it`s not a nappy...
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Male 588
Why is this fart storage in athletic category? It looks like you can hardly walk in these.
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Male 2,050
Here is the description for the pants. Are these people retarded?

Australian label Mjolk is bringing us interesting dress shoes for men. The label has enjoyed strong patronage in Europe and America in recent times and it`s no wonder. The distinct shoe structure is in the fabrication, and with the contrast soles that work perfectly-- these shoes are hardly your average dressy footwear.

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Female 423
ugh.... thats horrible
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Male 2,619
ummmm yeah...excuse the typos {D
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Male 2,619
He doe look a bit Afghan...............Im wodnering if hes askin..."does my bomb look big in this?"
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Female 98
dratin turkish idiots...they actually wear theses and they swear they`re "high fashion" i hate them.
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Female 9,402
I had a feeling this was going pop up.

"I wear these with my wolf t-shirt...."

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Female 9,402
reviews = lmfao.
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Male 525
The mind boggles, I mean why would anyone where these?
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Male 14,330
Good god this company also wants $299 for these...
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Male 2,549
Hahaha! The comments on Revolveclothing.com for these are hilarious,

"Ever tried smuggling illegal immigrants across the US border? Bulky trucks just get in the way. These stylish pants have the capacity to hold three mexican babies without arousing suspicion. Thank you MJOLK! ..."

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Male 1,003
Just because something is unique doesn`t mean it`s useful... or fashionable. LOL
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Male 567
not enough levels of wrong for this, this, whatever it is. everyone involved WTF were you thinking?

(on another subject, grats to Opie, killer costume!)

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Female 90
Ha! Imagine if you have something heavy in those pockets.. gonna look like an elephants ears and..those are the elephants legs and thats the... erm.. Ill let you guys figure out the elephant trunk.. sorry.. childish mind.. teeheehee ^_^
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Female 15,763
This seems like an American Apparel kind of thing...
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Male 3,314
"It`s the new trend in fashion. You all will be wearing these soon, don`t try to act like you follow your own style or something. Once reality tv stars and rappers start wearing them you`ll run right out to the mall to get yourself a few pairs of poopy pants. "

Not at $117 a pair, I won`t. I don`t even pay that much for a suit if I can help it.

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Male 5,314
the f*ck is that sh*t
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Male 268
What the hell I am glad I go my own way when it comes to style
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Male 686
What the hell is the point of these abominations?
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Female 46
The Model even looks disgusted with himself
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Male 357
It`s the new trend in fashion. You all will be wearing these soon, don`t try to act like you follow your own style or something. Once reality tv stars and rappers start wearing them you`ll run right out to the mall to get yourself a few pairs of poopy pants.
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Female 9,402
I would dump a boyfriend on the spot if he ever wore that.
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Male 240
Thats what you get with organic.
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Female 688
harem pants <3 sexysexysexyy.
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Female 420
I really don`t understand the point of these.
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Male 310
what the eff is going on here. Holy jeeesus..
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Female 10
>.>
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Male 734
Yeah, but they`re made from ORGANIC cotton, hence the price. :)
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Male 1,596
the greeks already have these they`re called vrakas
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Male 1,312
Wow, yea I would definitely shell out 117 dollars to look like a giant douche
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Male 193
Dammit, it had to be "Simon"slouch
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Male 156
There`s a comments section on the website. This has to be my favourite:

"I purchased these as a gift for my son. He has slight elephantiasis and I normally find it difficult to find clothing that will fit him. These pants not only saved me a trip to the tailor`s, but has made my son very popular at school. Everybody is always complementing him about them...."

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Male 156
Don`t tell me people actually wear these? And only $117 dollars too.
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Male 119
For once, I am at a loss for words...
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Female 43
it`s worse than the female version
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Male 1,051
Simon Slouch? Sounds Saucy.
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Female 1,001
This has got to be a joke...

Surely no self respecting man would wear such a thing (except the guy in the picture, but he probably got paid...a HELL of a lot I hope)

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Male 2,159
An alternative to boxer shorts for those not in control of their bowels?
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Male 7,585
it looks like your wearing a shirt around your waist
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Female 497
...117 dollars?

Oy vey.

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Male 483
Who the hell would wear something so rediculous looking?!
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Male 19,861
Link: New Product Alert: Poopy Pants For Men [Pic] [Rate Link] - We`ve heard in certain cities, it`s within the law to punch guys in the peen who wear these things.
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