Nevermind Octomom, Here Comes UK`s Own Version!

Submitted by: halifax_girl 7 years ago in
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2741085/Mum-of-13-I-wont-stop-until-Ive-had-twins.html

Sara of Derby, England already has 13 kids, but won"t stop until she has twins! And get a load of the kids" names.
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Female 131
WTF is up with those stupid names? Peppermint? Frodo? Seriously?
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Male 172
Two things:

1: VAGINA: Not a clown car.

2: At least she`s making up for the people like me who hate babies... >_>

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Male 138
All she wants are twins, so she`ll keep whelping off spawns till she gets them? God damn! How would it feel to know you are literally "Failed attempt number 14?"
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Female 112
I prolly would have just adopted the twins after I gave birth to little Stephen.

People who have all these kids is the reason why I totally like China`s polices on births.

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Male 1,164
I think the gov`t should keep paying her for her children. On one stipulation; they must serve in the army.
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Female 275
peppermint ?

her vag must be huge !

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Male 65
SAD
nuf` said
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Male 423
People like this make me sick. What kindof parent has enough time to love each of her children when she`s busy popping out new ones every year. The husband is probably hella whipped too.
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Male 299
Wow 39.... she`s gonna have to start worrying about giving birth to kids with downs syndrome
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Female 414
DUUUUUDE whyyy!!!! This is the reason our world is FAILING :]
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Female 120
At least she named her kids well. A kid like Frodo is definitely not going to get beat up at school, especially when his brothers Morpheus and Baudelaire and sister Rogue are there to defend him. XD
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Female 196
someone sew her up....
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Male 196
StarDagger, once again we cross paths, mostly because you just said something idiotic. The problem is that the government interferes in the first place, paying this woman 50,000 British pounds per year to take care of her children, thereby allowing her to continue having babies. If the gov`t starts saying who can and cannot have babies, we`re on a very slippery slope. Aren`t you liberals all about, "Get your hands off my ovaries"? I guess it`s fine when someone wants to kill their babies, but not when they want a lot of them.
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Male 569
hahaha voorhees
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Male 1,190
Having kids is a privilege not a right, the govt needs to step in.
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Male 12,138
Kill it with fire.
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Male 2,238
The VaJayJay is not a clown car. Remember that, kids.
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Male 2,510
HOLY poo! Morpheus! that is what i am calling my child.

seems she named one of her kids while she was watching the matrix, one while she was watching x-men, one while playing a dolphin game, one while watching lord of the rings., Blackbird she was looking out the window and peppermint was just what she was eating at the time.

The others i dont Dare to imagine.

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Female 387
I feel sorry for Patrick. No wonder he doesn`t live at home.
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Male 337
@ Shanksta

My assistant principal`s name is Vladimir...

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Male 22
I wish my name was Morpheus
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Female 15,763
It`s The Sun. I never trust The Sun.
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Female 364
How deluded do you have to be to not realize what you`re doing to these poor kids?
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Male 130
Peppermint...
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Female 1,682
Not as bad as the Duggars though...They are STILL popping out babies...
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Male 48
That`s insane. 14 kids!? She won`t stop until she has twins? WTF? "Peppermint" "Blackbird" What kinds of names ARE those!? Bad parenting. Tsk. Tsk.
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Male 203
Im just glad to hear that Americans aren`t the only crazy ones out there
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Male 1,071
I like how the names started out pretty normal and progressively got more and more bizzar.

I sense a relationship to her mental health.

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Female 41
FOR FROOOOOODOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Female 193
This has to be fake. Is that really their names?
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Male 7,378
Less disturbing than an article on abortion addiction I assume.
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Female 285
I`m surprised they didn`t find a way to fit Chad in here.
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Male 1,678
"This kids are going to have there ass handed to them in school"

Even the most optimistic bully isn`t gonna mess with somebody with 13 sibling`s as backup

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Female 107
Having fourteen children IS treating them badly. They will not be raised in a functional household and will have very little one-on-one time with their parents, especially their father and, though it`s kinda hard to tell with those names, it seemed like many were male... father-son time is important. This is negligence and is extremely irresponsible.
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Female 9,557
This kids are going to have there ass handed to them in school.
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Female 99
Its kinda a weird dream to have but I guess its alright its not like she`s killing them off or treating them badly until she gets her twins or triplets.. but a female body can only take so much before it will stops..
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Female 395
feck.
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Female 986
Peppermint Patty? :P Echo from Dollhouse? Rogue from Xmen? Frodo Baggins! Morpheus... Artemis... Blackbird... Baudelaire... Voorhees.... Goodness. These kids will have an interesting school life.
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Female 73
seabass101dg: "I wonder what her vagina is like......"

They probably just had the doctors install an elevator.

In any matter, this is pitiful and disgusting... How selfish and narrow-minded to only be concerned with your desire to have twins, rather than focusing on the lives you already brought into this world.

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Male 1,918
she missed a 6 year old
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Male 275
Lol @ Baudelaire
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Male 440
1. Its true `they` would say those things she says `they` would say, in the article. what do those things mean ?

2. She must be pretty out of shape after all those kids..danm.

3, BANANAJOJO !! YOUR SO HOT !!!! LETS TALK !!!

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Female 1,963
Yeah... at least octomom was only planning on having 7 kids. This woman has knowingly had 14.
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Male 672
They should make her get her tubes tied, or take away the money. Honestly, it has got to stop.
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Female 437
wow.. she`s worried about being called a slapper because of the state of her house?? how bout the fact she`s popping out all these kids and not paying for them!! Tax payers are... i`d say that counts as a slapper as well! far out i`d love to have twins.. but im workin my ass off to pay for two kiddies let alone worrying about having more just because of some stupid wish i have... aggh she has me mighty peeved LOL
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Male 339
IVF is wayyy cheaper. Someone should`ve told her about that.
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Male 478
I wonder what her vagina is like......
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Female 1,006
Wow... those poor kids with their drating weird names. She should be arrested for child abuse. I would kill myself if my name was Frodo or Peppermint...
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Female 901
i like all her names except malachai, and blackbird.
she takes unique to a whole new level.
it`s pretty close to retarded, but i say she still has a couple levels before she hits that.
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Female 99
SHe wants two? She`s got 14...
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Female 178
nothing wrong with a catholic family
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Male 1,051
Well at least they aren`t any bother.
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Male 1,590
I`m guessing at this point, labor for her involves about as much effort as a good B.M.
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Male 1,598
I loved this until I saw it was from the Sun. Still, those are some awesome names.
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Female 767
VOORHEES?
Lady. C`mon.
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Male 68
Those names are awesome. Voorhees being my personal favorite. Artemis is badass too.
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Male 75
How the F*** does it cost £50k a year for 13 kids, I mean 13 kids is a lot, but 50 grand?!
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Male 1,432
OK, assume she DOES have the twins that she`s burning through kids to have. How do you think she`s going to treat her `failed` single birth children once she gets her precious twins?
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Male 3,915
amen cleminem...she should be forced to be hit by anyone who has to pay for her ass...which is everyone...
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Male 111
"Monday, November 23, 2009 1:26:21 PM
Just to point out to people who dont know, The Sun is NOT a reputable paper, they run stupid and fake headlines. The names makes me think its fake."

Yawn, if you even cared, which I don`t, it`s actually featured on MSN News and numerous other news websites.

SO HAH.

Seriously though, its a joke, she`s on benefits, what a surprise. So many parents are struggling to work enough hours to make sure their own kids get a good christmas, regardless of how many gifts, dont forget the succulent food. And yet because of state benefit, this woman will be getting almost £5,000 and will make sure her kids get whatever they want.

Ah, not forgetting, she cleans her house. Can`t forget that T-T. That`s contributing to society, the one paying for her and her children`s life. Cleaning your house no one will go in. ^_^

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Male 132
I love the names! there all from movies and poo. I feel bad for them though.
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Male 60
The whole "twins" thing is an excuse. She`s addicted
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Male 1,557
Just to point out to people who dont know, The Sun is NOT a reputable paper, they run stupid and fake headlines. The names makes me think its fake.
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Male 383
its a vagina... not a clowncar..
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Male 377
Typical of The Sun to have such a firm grasp on the important news stories of the week.
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Male 1,140
She seems semi decent, but sooner or later she won`t be able to keep up with her growing family, also those names. Ridiculous.
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Male 47
[email protected] guessing that childbirth isn`t painful for you anymore is because they will just drop out of your hideously streched and now cavernous gash.

And name your bloody kids properly

and let me guess you live in a council house which no doublt your "wonderful bundles of joy" will be wanting their own council housees too when they`re older, you`ll have your own council house estate.

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Female 299
i hate the UK :( and yes, i am british myself.
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Male 25,417
Some people shouldnt be allowed to procreate!
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Female 288
I can`t believe people who have so many children for such a selfish reason. And naming them retarded things too! Thanks, Mom, for this pitiful existance because you want TWINS. Get a life, retard.
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Male 266
How disrespectful to the society she lives in.
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Female 105
I`m an identical twin, it`s no big whoop. It`s just like having a sibling that looks like you and shared a womb at the same time.
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Male 158
Morpheus is a nice name.... IF YOU`RE A CHARACTER IN THE MATRIX...
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Female 133
OMG, this should be illegal
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Male 814
those older kids are gonna be so traumatized when she finally gets her twins and she spoils them rotten. No Christmas fo the rest of them...
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Female 4,376
I don`t get why it`s so special for her to have twins? Fraternal twins run in families on the mother`s side only and identical twins don`t run ion families and it`s only "coincidental" when it does happen. You don`t technically need to have twins run in your family for it to happen though as many couples who never had twins in there families get surprised with multiples.

To increase chances of twins other than genetics you should be overweight, over 40, and use fertility drugs. If you think i`m joking i`m not look it up. I think this woman should be happy with the 14 kids she has and stop worrying about having twins.

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Female 36
Echo, Morpheus, and Artemis. these poor kids. their mom named them after ANCIENT GREEK GODS.
and poor Frodo. oooh, jeez....
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Female 1,299
I like how the kids` names gradually get weirder the younger they are as if she gets loopier with each birth.
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Female 146
frodo?! vorhees? !!
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Female 1,395
Its like some sick joke.
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Male 1,297
she must be stopped
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Male 1,357
I live near derby. its a poo hole lol
Its the same place where people where shouting "jump!" to a kid standing on the edge of the westfield shopping centre
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Female 833
I have to say, there`s people taking this seriously yet it`s in the Scum?!

me and my husband have one child. WE have to save for her to have adecent christmas present and her budget is £100.this year it`s slightly lower becuase we needed new cooker.

this woman sounds like she has a genuine psychological problem!!!

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Female 678
I wonder if she knows that twins are genetic. Usually, a women will have twins if it`s a common gene in the family.
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Male 1,002
I say after you have your 5th kid, you should be mandatorily sterilized and your name should legally be changed to "Clown Car Vagina"

Also, imagine what these kids will be like when they grow up - their main role model is a tax leech. A career freeloader.

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Male 1,929
Jesus wept. No-one has the right to have that many kids in a developed country. It`s unnecessary, unfair on everyone else and probably bad for the kids. Should have told her to stop after 7 and sewn her up after 8.
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Male 606
Take her children away, give them proper names, give this woman whatever medication she needs, and sew up her birth canal.
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Female 895
I love the "viagara" advertisement beside it. btw, she does realize twins ARE genetic. Time to spay the betch.
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Male 967
Oh The Sun, the UK`s most critically-acclaimed paper, renowned for it`s veracity, NOT!!!
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Female 158
Isn`t there a lady with 20 kids? Yeah! I remember now! She even has her own show! It`s called "18 and counting" and the names of her kids all start with "J". Pretty crazy stuff.
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Male 1,442
The odds of having twins are 3 in 100, and that is counting the people who have twin genetics in their bloodline (I think that increases chances). Wonder if she will get as far as the 34th child to even enter the within likly odds...
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Male 12,365
A baby factory who lives off other people`s work by choice and who even stoops low enough to take the piss out of her own children by giving them ridiculous names.

What a wonderful mother!

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Male 914
queen chav
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Male 4,680
Well, at least she actually works to maintain them.

Of course this IS the sun so take it with a tonne of salt.

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Male 395
Lol - she has a kid called `Voorhees`
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Male 3,425
Wow. Poor kids. I don`t know if this free-loading benefit whore knows what kind of future her children are in for, but 14 children in a three bedroom council house... Sounds lovely.

And do you know the worst part, who`s paying for this? I am. (Well, that`s not technically true as I don`t pay taxes yet, but it sounds better if I pretend I do)

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Male 196
Wow, the names are like a history of movies in the order they came out: X-Men, The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Friday the 13th. With a load of crazy mixed in for good measure.
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Male 4,593
It`s a vagina lady, not a clown car.
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Male 761
I don`t know how true this is, but it reminds me of this
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Male 792
You know that Sun=Enquirer, eh?
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Female 2,244
Link: Nevermind Octomom, Here Comes UK`s Own Version! [Rate Link] - Sara of Derby, England already has 13 kids, but won`t stop until she has twins! And get a load of the kids` names.
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