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Most Conflicting Product You`ve Seen Yet [Pic]

We can actually see the practical applications for this cream, but um… how do you think guys are going to put it on?

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Submitted by: fancylad

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Category: Weird
Date: 11/03/09 07:02 AM

55 Responses to Most Conflicting Product You`ve Seen Yet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19250 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Link: Most Conflicting Product You`ve Seen Yet - We can actually see the practical applications for this cream, but um... how do you think guys are going to put it on?
  2. Profile photo of smithno13
    smithno13 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Instant relief? Relief for what?
    Instant orgasm maybe?
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7546 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:10 am
    im actually curious to what it feels like
  4. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
    The answer: Very carefully
  5. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:18 am
    How does it work?...
    ...Does it just like burn your d*ck? O_O
  6. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:21 am
    I am extremely curious as to how that actually works...
  7. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:25 am
    coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean? Sounds like a deadly combination to me....
  8. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:28 am
    Umm, does this just do the opposite of viagra?
  9. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:29 am
    just rub an habanero chile on your rooster.
    you won`t be touching it anytime soon.
  10. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:30 am
    haha, rooster.
  11. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1505 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:41 am
    I see a potential stocking stuffer here.
  12. Profile photo of Invi
    Invi Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:47 am
    Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?
  13. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:49 am
    xD
  14. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:05 am
    "Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?"

    I like your thinking!

  15. Profile photo of demonbaby
    demonbaby Female 13-17
    20 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:07 am
    haha easy way to get a blowjob
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9309 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:17 am
    lmao, nice.
  17. Profile photo of Keelouna
    Keelouna Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:37 am
    I could name a few people that should have this just for simple reasons.
  18. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:55 am
    hihi
  19. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:57 am
    "Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?"

    some of my favorite flavors indeed.

  20. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:02 am
    discontinue use if abnormal swelling occurs....
  21. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:37 am
    I don`t understand how this could possibly work ha, interesting
  22. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    498 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:48 am
    DO NOT WANT
  23. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4808 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Coconut,buttermilk, vanilla bean?
    Sounds like a recipe.
  24. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:16 am
    it is a joke gift, they also have Handz Off anti masturbatory gum (three designs: Handz Off, I <3 My Penis, and Everytime You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten) and Handz Off Car Air Freshner (Don`t Jerk and Drive)
  25. Profile photo of EnglishDan
    EnglishDan Male 18-29
    75 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:32 am
    But, wouldn`t you have to `rub` it on?
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:36 am
    What does it do! can it differentiate between hand jobs and masturbation :)
  27. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    725 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Does it taste that good?
  28. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1718 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    what... how does it actually work?
  29. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    LOL! Irony win.
  30. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    However it works, this has the potential to be an awesome prank!
  31. Profile photo of Sgtsteal
    Sgtsteal Male 13-17
    26 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    oh man.. i got some of that... relief my ass
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    The fetishists will be all over this.
  33. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3598 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    what`s it do?
  34. Profile photo of Hat-Trick
    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    127 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    .......Or you could just use Icey/Hot
  35. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I bet you have to rub it in. o.o
  36. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Well you won`t be able to touch it, but at least it will smell good! XD
  37. Profile photo of Khurbn
    Khurbn Male 13-17
    21 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Heheheheh...love the `z` instead of an `s`
  38. Profile photo of Akantos
    Akantos Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Burn it!
  39. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2344 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Anybody who needs a cream, no, any form of medication, to stop from masturbating is pathetic...
  40. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    Cocnut, buttermilk, vanilla bean?
    That`s something I`ve never smelt, and after seeing this, I don`t think I want to.
  41. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    976 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Well....technically if a lady (or a dude if you roll that way) puts it on, then it isn`t masturbation. ;)
  42. Profile photo of Noliant
    Noliant Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    How does that work?
  43. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    I`m guessing it causes itching or swelling or uncomfortable burning... then again, some people intentionally go for that...

    Wait! It causes all women in the area to instantly want to have sex with you! Instant relief!

  44. Profile photo of _Willardlol_
    _Willardlol_ Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Aha! Great marketing technique. The dude will use the cream to "alleviate" his urges. Then he`ll run out, and have to buy more because it`s not effective enough!
  45. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    Well...hmm.
  46. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2238 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:58 am
    *facepalm*

    Nice one, geniuses. Or should that be Geniuii....

  47. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3828 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:30 am
    lol i like the caption
  48. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:00 am
    Does this remind anyone of American Dad? Where Stan burns his wang and has to apply that cream :)
  49. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1678 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:11 am
    lasting up to 6 hours? i want to try some of this magical cream
  50. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:25 am
    @ BrandySnap

    I was thinking the same thing :P

  51. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    its the anti-viagra. NO BONA FOR JUUUU!!!
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    rofl..
  53. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:54 am
    laughing my fecking arse off truth
  54. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    48 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    "Strongly endorsed by the Vatican"

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