Most Conflicting Product You`ve Seen Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

We can actually see the practical applications for this cream, but um... how do you think guys are going to put it on?
There are 55 comments:
Male 48
"Strongly endorsed by the Vatican"
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Female 688
laughing my fecking arse off truth
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Female 5,222
rofl..
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Male 95
its the anti-viagra. NO BONA FOR JUUUU!!!
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Male 103
@ BrandySnap

I was thinking the same thing :P

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Male 1,678
lasting up to 6 hours? i want to try some of this magical cream
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Female 165
Does this remind anyone of American Dad? Where Stan burns his wang and has to apply that cream :)
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Female 3,828
lol i like the caption
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Male 2,238
*facepalm*

Nice one, geniuses. Or should that be Geniuii....

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Male 712
Well...hmm.
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Male 33
Aha! Great marketing technique. The dude will use the cream to "alleviate" his urges. Then he`ll run out, and have to buy more because it`s not effective enough!
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Female 507
I`m guessing it causes itching or swelling or uncomfortable burning... then again, some people intentionally go for that...

Wait! It causes all women in the area to instantly want to have sex with you! Instant relief!

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Male 25
How does that work?
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Male 976
Well....technically if a lady (or a dude if you roll that way) puts it on, then it isn`t masturbation. ;)
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Female 372
Cocnut, buttermilk, vanilla bean?
That`s something I`ve never smelt, and after seeing this, I don`t think I want to.
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Male 2,344
Anybody who needs a cream, no, any form of medication, to stop from masturbating is pathetic...
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Male 95
Burn it!
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Male 21
Heheheheh...love the `z` instead of an `s`
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Female 673
Well you won`t be able to touch it, but at least it will smell good! XD
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Female 850
I bet you have to rub it in. o.o
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Male 127
.......Or you could just use Icey/Hot
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Female 3,598
what`s it do?
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Male 10,440
The fetishists will be all over this.
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Male 26
oh man.. i got some of that... relief my ass
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Female 89
However it works, this has the potential to be an awesome prank!
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Male 144
LOL! Irony win.
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Male 5,189
How would you put it on?
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Male 1,718
what... how does it actually work?
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Male 725
Does it taste that good?
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Male 25,416
What does it do! can it differentiate between hand jobs and masturbation :)
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Male 75
But, wouldn`t you have to `rub` it on?
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Male 276
it is a joke gift, they also have Handz Off anti masturbatory gum (three designs: Handz Off, I <3 My Penis, and Everytime You Masturbate God Kills a Kitten) and Handz Off Car Air Freshner (Don`t Jerk and Drive)
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Male 4,807
Coconut,buttermilk, vanilla bean?
Sounds like a recipe.
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Male 497
DO NOT WANT
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Male 2,690
I don`t understand how this could possibly work ha, interesting
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Female 423
discontinue use if abnormal swelling occurs....
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Female 423
"Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?"

some of my favorite flavors indeed.

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Female 444
hihi
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Male 35
I could name a few people that should have this just for simple reasons.
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Female 9,585
lmao, nice.
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Female 20
haha easy way to get a blowjob
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Male 2,703
"Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?"

I like your thinking!

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Male 95
xD
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Female 15
Coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean sounds pretty tasty... Perhaps the thing is that you don`t have to use your hands because someone will give you a blow job instead?
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Male 1,505
I see a potential stocking stuffer here.
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Male 1,045
haha, rooster.
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Male 1,045
just rub an habanero chile on your rooster.
you won`t be touching it anytime soon.
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Male 819
Umm, does this just do the opposite of viagra?
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Male 2,510
coconut buttermilk and vanilla bean? Sounds like a deadly combination to me....
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Female 428
I am extremely curious as to how that actually works...
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Male 394
How does it work?...
...Does it just like burn your d*ck? O_O
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Female 538
The answer: Very carefully
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Male 7,839
im actually curious to what it feels like
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Male 252
Instant relief? Relief for what?
Instant orgasm maybe?
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Male 21,025
Link: Most Conflicting Product You`ve Seen Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - We can actually see the practical applications for this cream, but um... how do you think guys are going to put it on?
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