Morons & Motors, They Just Don`t Match

Submitted by: Tyronics 7 years ago in Funny

Driver attempts to pull wheelie and smashes into a barricade, then walks into the bar afterwards.
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Female 24
Niiiccceee....Epic Fail.
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Female 90
I so want to hear a running commentary to this..
Ooh ok, ill turn the corner here..and ill..erm.. yeah ill try and do a wheelie..and oh ..OH.. noooo *boom* ... ah crap..erm erm.. what shall I do.. *looks around* *play it cool man play it cool..* Drink?.. yeah.. drink why not.. *toodeetoo*
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Male 1,590
Anyone who rides a motorcycle without a helmet, shirt, or pants deserves to wreck.
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Male 848
perfect man for a crash test dummy.
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Male 2,159
"Ok, remember where we parked".
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Male 2,582
Was that Chris Pontius?
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Male 4,004
That shoe really did go flying...

Why is he in a thong?

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Male 58
Is he wearing nothing but underwear?
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Male 370
the shoe 20 feet in the air!!
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Female 90
I so want to hear a running commentary to this..
Ooh ok, ill turn the corner here..and ill..erm.. yeah ill try and do a wheelie..and oh ..OH.. noooo *boom* ... ah crap..erm erm.. what shall I do.. *looks around* *play it cool man play it cool..* Drink?.. yeah.. drink why not.. *toodeetoo*
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Female 3,598
haha he hit it so hard his pants flew off.
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Male 1,182
wtf? i wish i could see this from a different angle.

maybe his hand slipped and he goosed the throttle.

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Male 1
Oh, drunk people.
AKA 90% of Youtube.
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Male 1,068
Is it bad that I sort of wish that guy broke his neck so he`d have to be bed ridden for a year, meanwhile the world would be a safer place for that year?
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Male 725
Was he wearing any clothing before the crash? I know I saw a shoe fly off.
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Male 8,302
> edana42
> OMG i read MORMONS and motors

Read more carefully, there`s a big difference - morons are smarter.

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Male 670
that was awesome!
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Male 212
"Was he not wearing pants before the crash or did those fly off with all those pieces of his bike?"

im sure hes naked because hes drunk as hell, hence the crash

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Male 95
Dude`s shoe blew off at impact! That`s gonna leave a mark.
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Male 25,416
O dear! just another use of stupidity!
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Male 106
Was he not wearing pants before the crash or did those fly off with all those pieces of his bike?
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Female 193
LOL! what a moron...
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Male 6,694
Sorry about that bro. Thanks for sharing your bike I just don`t think its for me. What do I owe you ?
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Female 846
and he just gets up like he didnt just crash into a wall at speed. "hey bro, can i get a beer? no, yea im totally fine bro i totally ment to do that. ha ha wasnt it funny? ha ha ow..."
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Male 3,255
good lord.
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Male 95
Haha
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Female 2,249
goddamit gloo. no! he IS wearing shorts and they really do disapear. theyre like magicaly absorbed into his buttcheeks... its the only possible explanation
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Male 3,322
I`m all for having fun on your bike off the road, but come on. BIG GATE there. What were you thinking?
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Male 784
He`s the kind of guy who DON`T make mistakes.
If you suggest something like that, he`ll probably kill you.
lol - what a mormon (sic.)
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Male 14,334
Ahhh crotch rockets ridding the world of douchebags one attempt to show off at a time.
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Female 1,604
little odd lol
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Male 107
Parked in a disabled spot! Come to think of it he might be disabled now.
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Male 1,297
no mushie, that is what a naked man looks like... XD
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Female 2,509
OMG i read MORMONS and motors. Must slow down. Oh, him too.
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Female 83
Christ he recovered quick from that
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Male 2,199
owww my head... i need a beer...
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Male 89
a man walks into a bar........... ouch.
im sorry i`ll be leaving now
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Female 2,249
O_O

is it just me or is he wearing shorts at 0:13 which somehow seem to mysteriously vanish by 0:17?

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Male 220
Lol you can see his butt go up in the air.
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Female 1,001
I love the way his legs bounce up as he hits the barricade...

I`m watching that again!

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Male 953
That`s one way to knock some sense into yourself.
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Male 4,807
What the hell is he wearing on is head?
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Male 79
/Sings: "Who wears short shorts?"
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Male 107
Link: Morons & Motors, They Just Don`t Match [Rate Link] - Driver attempts to pull wheelie and smashes into a barricade, then walks into the bar afterwards.
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