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Date: 11/04/09 07:05 AM

44 Responses to Morons & Motors, They Just Don`t Match

  1. Profile photo of Tyronics
    Tyronics Male 18-29
    107 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Link: Morons & Motors, They Just Don`t Match - Driver attempts to pull wheelie and smashes into a barricade, then walks into the bar afterwards.
  2. Profile photo of cruisin838
    cruisin838 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:15 am
    /Sings: "Who wears short shorts?"
  3. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:16 am
    That`s one way to knock some sense into yourself.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:16 am
    What the hell is he wearing on is head?
  5. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:21 am
    I love the way his legs bounce up as he hits the barricade...

    I`m watching that again!

  6. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Lol you can see his butt go up in the air.
  7. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:00 am
    O_O

    is it just me or is he wearing shorts at 0:13 which somehow seem to mysteriously vanish by 0:17?

  8. Profile photo of dexstar
    dexstar Male 18-29
    89 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:01 am
    a man walks into a bar........... ouch.
    im sorry i`ll be leaving now
  9. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:02 am
    owww my head... i need a beer...
  10. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Christ he recovered quick from that
  11. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:14 am
    OMG i read MORMONS and motors. Must slow down. Oh, him too.
  12. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:18 am
    no mushie, that is what a naked man looks like... XD
  13. Profile photo of Tyronics
    Tyronics Male 18-29
    107 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Parked in a disabled spot! Come to think of it he might be disabled now.
  14. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:48 am
    little odd lol
  15. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Ahhh crotch rockets ridding the world of douchebags one attempt to show off at a time.
  16. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:05 am
    He`s the kind of guy who DON`T make mistakes.
    If you suggest something like that, he`ll probably kill you.
    lol - what a mormon (sic.)
  17. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:09 am
    I`m all for having fun on your bike off the road, but come on. BIG GATE there. What were you thinking?
  18. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:30 am
    goddamit gloo. no! he IS wearing shorts and they really do disapear. theyre like magicaly absorbed into his buttcheeks... its the only possible explanation
  19. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Haha
  20. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:19 am
    good lord.
  21. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:52 am
    and he just gets up like he didnt just crash into a wall at speed. "hey bro, can i get a beer? no, yea im totally fine bro i totally ment to do that. ha ha wasnt it funny? ha ha ow..."
  22. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Sorry about that bro. Thanks for sharing your bike I just don`t think its for me. What do I owe you ?
  23. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:59 am
    LOL! what a moron...
  24. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Was he not wearing pants before the crash or did those fly off with all those pieces of his bike?
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    O dear! just another use of stupidity!
  26. Profile photo of CzekM8
    CzekM8 Male 40-49
    95 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Dude`s shoe blew off at impact! That`s gonna leave a mark.
  27. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    "Was he not wearing pants before the crash or did those fly off with all those pieces of his bike?"

    im sure hes naked because hes drunk as hell, hence the crash

  28. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    that was awesome!
  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    > edana42
    > OMG i read MORMONS and motors

    Read more carefully, there`s a big difference - morons are smarter.

  30. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Was he wearing any clothing before the crash? I know I saw a shoe fly off.
  31. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Is it bad that I sort of wish that guy broke his neck so he`d have to be bed ridden for a year, meanwhile the world would be a safer place for that year?
  32. Profile photo of DarkAngel86
    DarkAngel86 Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Oh, drunk people.
    AKA 90% of Youtube.
  33. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    wtf? i wish i could see this from a different angle.

    maybe his hand slipped and he goosed the throttle.

  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    haha he hit it so hard his pants flew off.
  35. Profile photo of LeesieSocks
    LeesieSocks Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    I so want to hear a running commentary to this..
    Ooh ok, ill turn the corner here..and ill..erm.. yeah ill try and do a wheelie..and oh ..OH.. noooo *boom* ... ah crap..erm erm.. what shall I do.. *looks around* *play it cool man play it cool..* Drink?.. yeah.. drink why not.. *toodeetoo*
  36. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    the shoe 20 feet in the air!!
  37. Profile photo of Zim132
    Zim132 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Is he wearing nothing but underwear?
  38. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    That shoe really did go flying...

    Why is he in a thong?

  39. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 12:44 am
    Was that Chris Pontius?
  40. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:25 am
    "Ok, remember where we parked".
  41. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    perfect man for a crash test dummy.
  42. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    Anyone who rides a motorcycle without a helmet, shirt, or pants deserves to wreck.
  43. Profile photo of LeesieSocks
    LeesieSocks Female 18-29
    90 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I so want to hear a running commentary to this..
    Ooh ok, ill turn the corner here..and ill..erm.. yeah ill try and do a wheelie..and oh ..OH.. noooo *boom* ... ah crap..erm erm.. what shall I do.. *looks around* *play it cool man play it cool..* Drink?.. yeah.. drink why not.. *toodeetoo*
  44. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Niiiccceee....Epic Fail.

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