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Date: 11/19/09 09:02 AM

73 Responses to Mommy Went to a Tanning Booth on Vacation [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Link: Mommy Went to a Tanning Booth on Vacation - and all she got was a really retarded tan.
  2. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:10 am
    She missed a spot on her neck. She should buy a sharpie and cover it up.
  3. Profile photo of BoeZo
    BoeZo Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Does the kid`s shirt say "I <3 Balls"?
  4. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Well I hope the inevitable skin cancer is worth it. What an idiot.
  5. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:17 am
    does his shirt say "I <3 Balls"?
  6. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:25 am
    "i <3 balls"? wow
  7. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:49 am
    in like 3 days her skin is going to be coming of in chunks in the consistency of beef jerky.
  8. Profile photo of WtfDorkFace
    WtfDorkFace Female 18-29
    180 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:59 am
    people that retarded deserve to die
  9. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:03 am
    i bet he does love balls.
  10. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:03 am
    what a phalic pussy
  11. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:04 am
    I`m guessing it say I <3 Bali...
  12. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:10 am
    can we say skin cancer?
  13. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:22 am
    HA she missed a spot
  14. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Did she burn her face with chocolate? O_o
  15. Profile photo of XfaTedX
    XfaTedX Female 18-29
    60 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Wow....Um, honey, you`re not supposed to be the color (or texture) of cooked bacon.
  16. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
    the boys shirt is the most interesting thing in this picture...
  17. Profile photo of krifle2
    krifle2 Female 30-39
    193 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:15 am
    good lord
  18. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:16 am
    all I can think of is: `Pic is related, it`s me and my b1tch. poo was SO cash.`
  19. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Wow... She looks like a roasted sausage.
  20. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Hi shirt is actually saying I <3 Balls
  21. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:29 am
    he loves Bali you dumb fu(k
  22. Profile photo of JBLANCH
    JBLANCH Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:41 am
    ewww leathery old woman and the boys shirt is hilarious
  23. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:48 am
    eww...

    does his shirt say i love balls?

  24. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
    ewwwwwww if i saw her in public i would stare at her rudely i think. i know its mean, but she needs to understand...
  25. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    so, how many of these are going to get posted?-they are funny but not ha ha funny
  26. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    i love how under her chin it`s all white XD
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Its like shes covered in poop!
  28. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    i think the shirt says "I <3 Bali," at least i hope
  29. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    I`m pretty sure this pic would justify full custody for the father in case of divorce...

    And I`m pretty sure it`s I love Bali....

    But don`t worry, Bali is Indonesian for balls...

  30. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Didn`t she date George Costanza?
  31. Profile photo of FrEaK121
    FrEaK121 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    i bet those kids names are daryll
  32. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    I think you`re right, tiggerwitch1, that the shirt probably says I <3 Bali. But I will still continue to pretend that it says I love balls because that would be way more epic.
  33. Profile photo of LLPkayla
    LLPkayla Female 13-17
    75 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    wait.. so where`s the mom? xD
  34. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    I bet they`re British. I have a sixth sense for these things.
  35. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Not to mention, that kid loves him some balls.
  36. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Looks like she was roasting on a rotisserie for 4 hours.
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    > davymid
    > I bet they`re British. I have a sixth sense for these things

    Now now Oirish, don`t start punching them yet. But I do agree, my sixth sense tells me they`re those British who pronounce "Well" with all 5 vowels.

  38. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Lol, under her chin isn`t even tanned! XD
  39. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Spoiler: All tans look retarded.
  40. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    whats that kids shrt say?
    i <3 balls?>
  41. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    ...does his shirt say "i love balls?"
  42. Profile photo of teccaae
    teccaae Female 13-17
    52 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I think his shirt says I Heart Bali.
  43. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    i`m not 100% sure thats a she...

    ps....ginger :D

  44. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    if you`re ugly before a tan, you`ll be ugly after a tan. just an FYI.
  45. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    GINGER
  46. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    "ps....ginger :D"

    D:

  47. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Um ma`am you missed a spot (under neck)...

    Oh and Bali is awesome.

  48. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Oooh another white lady fails at tanning incident.
  49. Profile photo of jkuroneko
    jkuroneko Female 18-29
    73 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    I`ll never understand the draw towards tanning beds...
  50. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    hahaha i thought his shirts said i love balls.
  51. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    The best part is that it looks like she has a mustache.
  52. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    I actually think this one was shopped. I am not kidding just look at her husbands face and then her and it looks like someone took his face and shopped it onto her then darkened the rest of her skin to make it look like a bad tan.

    That or it really is a bad tan. Either way still great.

  53. Profile photo of Xyryn
    Xyryn Female 18-29
    98 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:26 am
    Aw, this one wants to be black too!!! Next time keep your chin up.
  54. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    285 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:02 am
    holy poo, what`s been seen can`t be unseen. Ladies, please don`t use tanning booths.
  55. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:45 am
    Mmmmm...crispy!
  56. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:57 am
    she also got skin cancer

    (I hope she didn`t really)

  57. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 8:28 am
    does...does the boy`s shirt says "i <3 balls"?
  58. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Eww! I hate (wo)man that are so black from tanning too much. Come on guys/girls, you look f.ucking hideous!! You`re a laughing stock!
  59. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:43 am
    What the hell people...
  60. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    it looks like she rolled around in a pile of doo-doo for half an hour, then roasted ib the oven till ca-ca brown
  61. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    i swear i know that kid....from holiday
  62. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    omg i kno albino is really not all that attractive but...being that dark from tanning isnt all that attractive either
  63. Profile photo of meeseman
    meeseman Male 13-17
    101 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    does that shirt say i love balls?
  64. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    I say oven, not tanning bed. That`s the last photo they took together before they ate her. At least it looks like she`s accepted her fate.
  65. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:25 am
    meeseman haha XD
  66. Profile photo of nocheirisada
    nocheirisada Female 13-17
    17 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    "does that shirt say i love balls?"

    LOL, I thought the same. <.<

  67. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    omg she looks like my old english teacher....who looked like a man.
  68. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    eeeeeewwwww.
  69. Profile photo of liddell85
    liddell85 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 4:57 am
    haha her neck is still white
  70. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 7:14 am
    I love balls? ...
  71. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    November 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    ewww that`s just wrong on so many levels. wtf is with that kids shirt? i <3 bal...balls? LOL
  72. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 9:18 am
    She looks like a baked potato.
  73. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Oh, wow! And she brought back skin cancer w/ her, too. Lol!

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