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Date: 11/05/09 01:30 PM

37 Responses to Medieval Chad Gets Bad News Via Text [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Link: Medieval Chad Gets Bad News Via Text - `Damn, I`m late for the guillotine beheading and I have front row seats this time!`
  2. Profile photo of Valex_Shade
    Valex_Shade Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    lmao where do you find these pictures?
  3. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    his head looks like a boob. i doubt it but... first?
  4. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Wow. What happened to his neck? Its kinda just a nubb..
    Haha..nubb... *sigh* good times..
  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    "thou dost not text in mine own kingdom"
  6. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    FORSOOTH, DOTH THY FAIR MAIDEN EXPRESS DISSATISFACTION WITH THINE MEMBER? ENLARGEMENT OF THE PHALLIS BE POSSIBLE, YEAH, BY MODERNE MIRACLE TINCTURE SENT DISCREETLY BY ROYALE MAILE...
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    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Lionhart wins.
  8. Profile photo of Godzillasaur
    Godzillasaur Male 13-17
    40 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    The guillotine wasn`t made until the French Revolution. Silly caption!
  9. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    ``hey, i cant c u cuz u hav a beer belly``
  10. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    I wish we still spoke like that, lionhart. Life would be freaking hilarious.
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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Guillotine beheadong is a bit redundant. Like the Automated Teller Machine machine.
  12. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    "The guillotine wasn`t made until the French Revolution. Silly caption!"

    are being serious? stfu

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    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    LOL @ lionheart
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Lol, I would have loved to see this happen in the chain-mail shop at my local Renaissance Festival.

    Whenever someone does something with a phone, even just take a picture or something, the owner screams in the most awesome accent ever

    "YOU ARE RUINING MY FESTIVAL EXPERIENCE!"

    Then he threatens to beat you with a fairly large mace if you don`t either put it away or leave immediately...

  15. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Yeah I don`t think I`ll be going back to the reniassance festible...

    1. I couldn`t listen to my ipod without everybody pointing and saying I have shiny things on my head.
    2. I`m more of a scifi RPer.
    3. They called me a pirate because I was dressed all emo.

  16. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    742 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Maybe you shouldn`t have been dressed all emo at a medieval fair....
  17. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    i dont hear many people say atm machine mr chubbles. most just say ATM
  18. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    william wallace died for this?
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Look, from the future.
  20. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    that just looks so.. weird. Not right.

    or is it just me?

  21. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    k10josumm: We get it, ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine, so adding machine at the end makes it repetitive. Don`t be such a douche; this is the internet and not everyone will have perfect grammar.
  22. Profile photo of Godzillasaur
    Godzillasaur Male 13-17
    40 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    "are being serious? stfu"

    Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792. There were similar devices prior to the guillotine, but none gained much popularity. Maybe you should stfu.

  23. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    yeah, everyone thinks it was the knights templar, but it was the knights message template. "sup broheem."
  24. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    "Crap! My steed is being towed!"
  25. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792.

    Facts ftw.

    Also, i`m prety sure that the phone in the picture is a more anachronistic thing...

  26. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    lol
  27. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    Someone`s eaten a bit too much mutton methinks.
  28. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:17 am
    "haha my friend sends the best lolcats"
  29. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:17 am
    "Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792.

    Facts ftw."

  30. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:40 am
    its an anachronism!
  31. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:34 am
    damn...mum says jeff cant come over
  32. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:05 am
    "You`ve got mail"
    "Yes, I know, at level 40 I can wear plate"
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:03 am
    "To his most noble Highness Fancylad, Duke of IAB, keeper of the fancy pants -

    Thine attempts to perforce a meme art filled unto the very brim with fail.

    With utmost respect,
    Very cordially yours,
    Sir not-Chad of Dontforceameme on Therestofus"

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:47 am
    lol nice.
  35. Profile photo of omgwtfcj
    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:53 am
    @DR_Sexy

    Yessss. I was hoping someone would say that. Just to reinforce my belief that I`m not the only one who took advanced English classes in high school!

  36. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Sparks Notes for Shakespeare plays.
  37. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    LMAO @ Baalthazaq!!!!

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