Medieval Chad Gets Bad News Via Text [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

"Damn, I"m late for the guillotine beheading and I have front row seats this time!"
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Female 111
LMAO @ Baalthazaq!!!!
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Male 848
Sparks Notes for Shakespeare plays.
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Male 59
@DR_Sexy

Yessss. I was hoping someone would say that. Just to reinforce my belief that I`m not the only one who took advanced English classes in high school!

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Female 4,376
lol nice.
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Male 5,194
"To his most noble Highness Fancylad, Duke of IAB, keeper of the fancy pants -

Thine attempts to perforce a meme art filled unto the very brim with fail.

With utmost respect,
Very cordially yours,
Sir not-Chad of Dontforceameme on Therestofus"

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Male 4,547
"You`ve got mail"
"Yes, I know, at level 40 I can wear plate"
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Female 248
damn...mum says jeff cant come over
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Male 1,596
its an anachronism!
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Female 4,197
"Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792.

Facts ftw."

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Male 3,619
"haha my friend sends the best lolcats"
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Male 3,425
Someone`s eaten a bit too much mutton methinks.
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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 2,238
[quote]Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792.[/quote]

Facts ftw.

Also, i`m prety sure that the phone in the picture is a more anachronistic thing...

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Male 74
"Crap! My steed is being towed!"
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Male 236
yeah, everyone thinks it was the knights templar, but it was the knights message template. "sup broheem."
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Male 40
"are being serious? stfu"

Yeah I`m serious. The guillotine was made by Frenchmen Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and was first used in 1792. There were similar devices prior to the guillotine, but none gained much popularity. Maybe you should stfu.

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Male 2,148
k10josumm: We get it, ATM stands for Automated Teller Machine, so adding machine at the end makes it repetitive. Don`t be such a douche; this is the internet and not everyone will have perfect grammar.
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Female 4,197
that just looks so.. weird. Not right.

or is it just me?

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Female 9,402
Look, from the future.
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Male 703
william wallace died for this?
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Male 431
i dont hear many people say atm machine mr chubbles. most just say ATM
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Male 742
Maybe you shouldn`t have been dressed all emo at a medieval fair....
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Male 150
Yeah I don`t think I`ll be going back to the reniassance festible...

1. I couldn`t listen to my ipod without everybody pointing and saying I have shiny things on my head.
2. I`m more of a scifi RPer.
3. They called me a pirate because I was dressed all emo.

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Male 3,482
Lol, I would have loved to see this happen in the chain-mail shop at my local Renaissance Festival.

Whenever someone does something with a phone, even just take a picture or something, the owner screams in the most awesome accent ever

"YOU ARE RUINING MY FESTIVAL EXPERIENCE!"

Then he threatens to beat you with a fairly large mace if you don`t either put it away or leave immediately...

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Male 815
LOL @ lionheart
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Male 4,867
"The guillotine wasn`t made until the French Revolution. Silly caption!"

are being serious? stfu

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Female 288
Guillotine beheadong is a bit redundant. Like the Automated Teller Machine machine.
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Male 1,381
I wish we still spoke like that, lionhart. Life would be freaking hilarious.
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Female 1,412
``hey, i cant c u cuz u hav a beer belly``
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Male 40
The guillotine wasn`t made until the French Revolution. Silly caption!
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Female 50
Lionhart wins.
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Male 8,302
FORSOOTH, DOTH THY FAIR MAIDEN EXPRESS DISSATISFACTION WITH THINE MEMBER? ENLARGEMENT OF THE PHALLIS BE POSSIBLE, YEAH, BY MODERNE MIRACLE TINCTURE SENT DISCREETLY BY ROYALE MAILE...
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Male 7,585
"thou dost not text in mine own kingdom"
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Female 74
Wow. What happened to his neck? Its kinda just a nubb..
Haha..nubb... *sigh* good times..
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Male 79
his head looks like a boob. i doubt it but... first?
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Male 76
lmao where do you find these pictures?
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Male 19,861
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