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Date: 11/04/09 10:02 AM

46 Responses to Mark Rules at Breaking Up With Girlfriends [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Link: Mark Rules at Breaking Up With Girlfriends - Just look at the break-up notes he leaves behind. That`s one smooth operator.
  2. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:18 am
    zoophilia?
  3. Profile photo of hatti369
    hatti369 Female 18-29
    88 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:20 am
    At least thats better than MY ex. He didn`t even leave me a note.
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:21 am
    I hate it when people combine capital and lowercase letters... e_e
  5. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:22 am
    Boom. Broken Heart.
  6. Profile photo of mayfirerose
    mayfirerose Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:27 am
    I wonder what kind of dog it was. It was probably a big dog. I dont think too many guys would take a small breed.
  7. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:42 am
    HAHA
  8. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:51 am
    Even the dog hates you Brenda.
  9. Profile photo of JRRBlues
    JRRBlues Male 30-39
    14 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:54 am
    So uh...Brenda is single now right? Feeling vulnerable and on the rebound?

    A score for the man!

  10. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:54 am
    would you prefer all lower case opie, OR ALL UPPER?

    :P

  11. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:55 am
    "He hates you" = "I HATE YOU!"
  12. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:56 am
    A guy took that pic. you can see him in the reflection.
    CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was
  13. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:04 am
    "I hate it when people combine capital and lowercase letters... e_e"

    but...it looks like it`s written in all caps....

  14. Profile photo of mcpimpin
    mcpimpin Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:21 am
    cool
  15. Profile photo of ChromaGalaxy
    ChromaGalaxy Female 18-29
    22 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Wow, what a dick.
  16. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:41 am
    Took the dog. What a blow.
  17. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:59 am
    "A guy took that pic. you can see him in the reflection.
    CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was"
    WIN.
  18. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "Wow, what a dick."

    I agree. He should at least have the balls to tell it to her face.

  19. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    He looks like he wrote it backwards and looked at it through a mirror.....
  20. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was
    ==
    This is exactly why I dont watch those shows.
    http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/21752...
  21. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    And thats how it`s done. No mess or unneccesary dilly dally. effectivity, folks, thats what it is all about.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Nice effort!
  23. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    at least he didnt just change the locks and pull the blind down
  24. Profile photo of Levon
    Levon Female 18-29
    103 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    At least he left a note.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Well, its a lot better I suppose than "Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof Woof. Woof! PS Woof Mark, woof woof."
  26. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    haha @ Levon... so true!
  27. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Taking the dog is something that should have been talked about, My ex and I talked about who got the ferret. This guy is a pussy.
  28. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    niceee 8]
  29. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    nice
  30. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Why didn`t I think of that?
  31. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Its ok Brenda the dog was a bitch anyways.
  32. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    that is just amazing.
  33. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    0.o
  34. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    so blunt, yet so beautiful.
  35. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Win
  36. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    On the contrary I thought that was pretty weak for a guy to pull off.
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    fail
  38. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    well isnt THAT the most clever thing ive ever seen
  39. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Heh. Harsh.
  40. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    funny how the guys think this is a win and the gals don`t. and I see why: the guys think this is the most brutal, manliest way to break up with a girl. while the gals think he`s being a cowardly non-nice individual. for me, I say he can keep the dog regardless of whether it hated me or not, that just means more money saved for other things, lol.
  41. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 12:37 am
    I don`t know, "Mark", and "Brenda"? It sounds so made up. What about,
    Kaitlyn: I`m sick of your mean spirited pissy attitude and I never found you attractive, I was just horny, so I`m leaving. Plus you`re a whore.
    -Tyler
    PS: I took my hot pockets out of the freezer because I paid for them. And they hate your fat face.
  42. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:23 am
    almost as good and clever as my mate gettin facebook raped and his status changing to:

    "..is proud to be a father in 8 months time!"

  43. Profile photo of Kaobear
    Kaobear Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:55 am
    I think it is funny because more womenfolk do that then menfolk.
  44. Profile photo of iBegrindin
    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
    @fishgul

    This is a win only because he took the dog. Dogs rule.

  45. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    hahahahahaha i bet the dog did hate her
  46. Profile photo of Monumenticus
    Monumenticus Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I`d find them both, then eat the dog in front of the lame-operator. Hah

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