Mark Rules at Breaking Up With Girlfriends [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Just look at the break-up notes he leaves behind. That"s one smooth operator.
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Female 14
I`d find them both, then eat the dog in front of the lame-operator. Hah
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Female 87
hahahahahaha i bet the dog did hate her
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Male 132
@fishgul

This is a win only because he took the dog. Dogs rule.

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Male 3
I think it is funny because more womenfolk do that then menfolk.
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Male 1,704
almost as good and clever as my mate gettin facebook raped and his status changing to:

"..is proud to be a father in 8 months time!"

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Male 2,582
I don`t know, "Mark", and "Brenda"? It sounds so made up. What about,
Kaitlyn: I`m sick of your mean spirited pissy attitude and I never found you attractive, I was just horny, so I`m leaving. Plus you`re a whore.
-Tyler
PS: I took my hot pockets out of the freezer because I paid for them. And they hate your fat face.
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Female 914
funny how the guys think this is a win and the gals don`t. and I see why: the guys think this is the most brutal, manliest way to break up with a girl. while the gals think he`s being a cowardly non-nice individual. for me, I say he can keep the dog regardless of whether it hated me or not, that just means more money saved for other things, lol.
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Male 2,238
Heh. Harsh.
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Male 431
well isnt THAT the most clever thing ive ever seen
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Female 5,222
fail
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Male 152
On the contrary I thought that was pretty weak for a guy to pull off.
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Male 326
Win
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Male 569
so blunt, yet so beautiful.
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Female 423
0.o
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Male 1,381
that is just amazing.
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Female 241
Its ok Brenda the dog was a bitch anyways.
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Male 1,071
Why didn`t I think of that?
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Male 703
nice
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Female 275
niceee 8]
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Female 895
Taking the dog is something that should have been talked about, My ex and I talked about who got the ferret. This guy is a pussy.
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Female 523
haha @ Levon... so true!
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Male 8,300
Well, its a lot better I suppose than "Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof Woof. Woof! PS Woof Mark, woof woof."
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Female 103
At least he left a note.
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Female 2,672
at least he didnt just change the locks and pull the blind down
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Male 25,416
Nice effort!
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Male 3,619
And thats how it`s done. No mess or unneccesary dilly dally. effectivity, folks, thats what it is all about.
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Male 1,162
CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was
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This is exactly why I dont watch those shows.
http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/21752...
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Male 1,219
He looks like he wrote it backwards and looked at it through a mirror.....
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Female 140
"Wow, what a dick."

I agree. He should at least have the balls to tell it to her face.

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Female 355
"A guy took that pic. you can see him in the reflection.
CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was"
WIN.
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Male 6,693
Took the dog. What a blow.
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Female 22
Wow, what a dick.
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Male 18
cool
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Male 740
"I hate it when people combine capital and lowercase letters... e_e"

but...it looks like it`s written in all caps....

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Male 2,619
A guy took that pic. you can see him in the reflection.
CSI:NY magnified the image..captured the image from inside his retina. reversed it...zoomed out to the camera he was using...enhanced the reflection of the image on the lens and there he was
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Male 264
"He hates you" = "I HATE YOU!"
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Male 2,703
would you prefer all lower case opie, OR ALL UPPER?

:P

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Male 14
So uh...Brenda is single now right? Feeling vulnerable and on the rebound?

A score for the man!

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Female 420
Even the dog hates you Brenda.
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Male 1,505
HAHA
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Female 11
I wonder what kind of dog it was. It was probably a big dog. I dont think too many guys would take a small breed.
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Male 310
Boom. Broken Heart.
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Female 15,763
I hate it when people combine capital and lowercase letters... e_e
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Female 88
At least thats better than MY ex. He didn`t even leave me a note.
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Male 3,369
zoophilia?
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Male 20,917
Link: Mark Rules at Breaking Up With Girlfriends [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just look at the break-up notes he leaves behind. That`s one smooth operator.
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