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Category: Weird
Date: 11/19/09 12:06 PM

111 Responses to Large Security Guard is Laaaaarge [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Link: Large Security Guard is Laaaaarge - `Stop or I`ll sit!`
  2. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    excuse me?
  3. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    if you think i`m sexy.. c`mon baby let me know...
  4. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    WTF
  5. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I hate being able to see someones butt crack even though they`re fully clothed. Yuck.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Ha ha ha! that cant be real! Dats a huge ass!
  7. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    cant b real
  8. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    :O!!!!!
  9. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Man, if that belt loop breaks someone is gonna lose an eye!!!
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Please tell me that`s fake.
  11. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    That can`t be real..............can it?

    *confused*

  12. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    oh come on... cant be real
  13. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    "does my bum look big in this?"
  14. Profile photo of Antraze
    Antraze Male 13-17
    17 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Shopped... definitely shopped!
  15. Profile photo of Athos7778
    Athos7778 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    bloody funny
  16. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    oh come on... cant be real
  17. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    she makes the really fat guards next to her look skinny
  18. Profile photo of danddpony
    danddpony Female 13-17
    80 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Actually, I know this lady, who works at my Wendy`s, and her butt it like this! She`s small, then her butt just kinda is like BAM XD
  19. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    I`ve seen people like that...It`s prolly real. Hahaha
  20. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    lol whether or not its shopped, its funny as hell.
  21. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    i say round of applause for the belt loop that wont let go....damn fine job!
  22. Profile photo of dragonmatt81
    dragonmatt81 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I also know a woman that looks just like this where I work
  23. Profile photo of LLPkayla
    LLPkayla Female 13-17
    75 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    hah, it`s probably real.
    there`s a teacher at my school who has a bigger bum than that ;D
  24. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    dat ass
  25. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    lol ya i agree. who cares if it is fake? its freaking funny
  26. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    @salty agreed
  27. Profile photo of Sakamura
    Sakamura Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Where`s Sir Mix a Lot when we need him...
  28. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    hahaha!
  29. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Inflatable pants? The pin stripe looks like a draw string...
  30. Profile photo of Kat77
    Kat77 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    I`ve seen people like this! I bet it`s real...
  31. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    She`s got enough junk for two trunks.
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Day-um! Baby GOT back!!
  33. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    wow
  34. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Worst part was when I went to florida, so many people had that nasty body.
  35. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    shopped i hope
  36. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    "Your local security guard is so fat she..."

    Scary thng is, the way things are going right now, this could become a canon thing.

  37. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    HOW the hell does that happen
  38. Profile photo of wweber
    wweber Male 18-29
    20 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    It`s like a reverse muffin-top!
  39. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    why are like 95% of security guards so freakin fat???!!!
  40. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    his hips dont lie
  41. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    It`s gonna explode!!
  42. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Inflatable pants! (hopefully)
  43. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    so that`s what the 6th stage of fat is according to gabriele iglesias... OH HELL NO!!!
  44. Profile photo of phirephoto
    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Is that a he or a she?
  45. Profile photo of Lord_Panda
    Lord_Panda Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    kinda inflated
  46. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    krazyluv

    There is an inherited disease that causes some people to accumulate large masses of fat only on their hips, even on a calorie restricted diet. I knew someone with it once many years ago - though I don`t remember the details of what caused it, I remember that no matter what she did, how she dieted, even some extreme medical treatment, her hips were huge even though her face and upper body were normal, or at one point, anorexic looking.

    Doesn`t account for all obesity, of course.

  47. Profile photo of Lord_Panda
    Lord_Panda Male 18-29
    120 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    my ass never do so beatiful puffs
  48. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    super-sized badunkadunk
  49. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    It looks fun to jump on!!!
  50. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Heureux: Well... yeah... but that`s not nearly as funny.
  51. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    how come all the obesity "diseases" only occur in well-developed countries, where people overeat and then don`t work out?

    conservation of mass:
    calorie intake - calories burned = 0,
    no weight gain.

    sorry to upset the fat people. it`s not an incurable disease. it`s a 4th grade math problem that nobody seems to understand.

  52. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    Holy crap, those pumpkin carvings are getting awfully creative these days!
  53. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Shunpo you are totally correct on the no one exercises. Most people just drive everywhere, even if it`s less then a mile from where their at.
  54. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    I like big butts and i can not lie.. and all you brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a butt right in ya face ya get.. SPRUNG!
  55. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    lmfao i start at the top and am like...ok...all three of them look pretty much normAH!!!!!!!!!1 HOLY CRAP!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Way to start an obesity debate, Shun...
  57. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    WHY CANT I SPOT REDUCE!??!?!?!!
  58. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    fat booty is phat.
  59. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "why are like 95% of security guards so freakin fat???!!!"

    Because they have a job that requires them to sit around all day just waiting for something to happen.

  60. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    "Because they have a job that requires them to sit around all day just waiting for something to happen."

    And when that something happens they wait until someone calls security. And even then they usually don`t catch the guy.

  61. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    is this real ?
  62. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    He must have been a bus driver recently.
  63. Profile photo of mikehatesyou
    mikehatesyou Male 18-29
    121 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm
  64. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Rent-A-Cops are the biggest joke ever. They have no authority what so ever.
  65. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    Two words: HAMMER PANTS.
  66. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    jesus, what do you have to eat that it affects your thighs so much while leaving your love handles completely alone...
  67. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    ``Rent-A-Cops are the biggest joke ever. They have no authority what so ever."

    A job`s a job, dude...be nice.

  68. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I`d like to see her run down a shop lifting teenager.
  69. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    wow. give it a slap and ride the wave in.
  70. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
    All that junk inside your trunk
    I`ma get get get get you drunk
    Get you love drunk off my hump
  71. Profile photo of lohrj
    lohrj Male 30-39
    48 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    If that belt loop snaps you`ll be able to hear it two blocks away.
  72. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    i turned my head completely upside down

    its like....do they make pants with large ass areas like that or do they mould?

  73. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    with a round thing in yo face you get
    SPRUNG
  74. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    That`s where she hides her marshmallows. Yeah, and the one to the right, with the big ass looks tiny compared to the marshmallow stash. But seriously, is that a ghetto-bootie?
  75. Profile photo of diverdown
    diverdown Male 40-49
    177 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    And I`ll bet she wearing a thong.
  76. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    WTF
  77. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    You guys have got it all wrong. He`s just wearing bulletproof pants.
  78. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    That`s a crazy weird distribution of fat
  79. Profile photo of stagefreak
    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    well at least she`s got a place to rest her elbows...
  80. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:02 am
    Looks like she has two pillows stuffed in there
  81. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:08 am
    `You guys have got it all wrong. He`s just wearing bulletproof pants.`

    I think they`d stop a nuke

  82. Profile photo of tia_529
    tia_529 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:01 am
    That`s actually a picture from the South African police force and that`s a woman, lol.
  83. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:19 am
    guys there is nothing that shes wearing under the pants (ecept hopefully underwear) and its not fat...
    she just farted =P
  84. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:28 am
    I wonder if she has her own zip code.
  85. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Oooo that looks comfy!
  86. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Best caption ever.

    That can`t be fat under there. I mean, her waist isn`t in proportion. Sure, she could lose a few tummy pounds but for her upper body to be in proportion for her butt it`d have to be, like, 200 times bigger. O_O

  87. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:25 am
    Even Sir Mix a Lot would say "Baby got too much back"
  88. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:26 am
    That`s a lot of woman you got down there
  89. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:45 am
    How do you live with an eternal wedgie?
  90. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:30 am
    how....doggy....style??!!
  91. Profile photo of jeanniemlee
    jeanniemlee Female 30-39
    6 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Those poor belt loops!
  92. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    whoa...
  93. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    omg
  94. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    what?!?! XD cant be real.. XD
  95. Profile photo of kashmir231
    kashmir231 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    It must suck to be so big that your ass sits down around you.
  96. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    o.O...
    >.>
    <.<
    How would you react to this?
  97. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:46 am
    De`Quanda Booo`taytay
  98. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:02 am
    you got a pumpkin in your pants
  99. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    holy poo....how did he fit into the pants?!?
  100. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    O_O!
  101. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    man, i feel a lot better about my ass now.
  102. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 7:08 am
    woahh! woah woah woah!
  103. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Wait, what? Whoa...
  104. Profile photo of SexyJessica
    SexyJessica Female 13-17
    2 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    I`m Joanna and youre not gonna believe this lol I just got a free XBox from this site by clicking three 30sec surveys lmfao I think the systems glitched or something hurry sign up now before they fix it http://bit.ly/2lH4TM And Trust Me it`s not a scam if you don`t believe me you can go to my site http://bit.ly/1O0aXl or check their forums at http://forums.rewards1.com
  105. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    jessica... go to hell, no one cares
  106. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 12:17 am
    lol nice one lonley girl
  107. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 26, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    puf puf puf
  108. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 6, 2010 at 11:03 pm
    it looks like 2 giant cotton balls ahaha
  109. Profile photo of ImDuckiee
    ImDuckiee Male 13-17
    1 post
    January 13, 2010 at 3:17 am
    D: Eew!
  110. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    January 17, 2010 at 4:20 pm
    2 words: inflatable. pants.

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