Large Security Guard is Laaaaarge [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Weird

"Stop or I"ll sit!"
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Female 682
2 words: inflatable. pants.
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Male 1
D: Eew!
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Female 204
it looks like 2 giant cotton balls ahaha
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Male 999
puf puf puf
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Male 260
lol nice one lonley girl
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Female 138
jessica... go to hell, no one cares
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Female 2
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Female 1,231
Wait, what? Whoa...
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Male 162
woahh! woah woah woah!
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Male 1,045
man, i feel a lot better about my ass now.
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Female 1,593
O_O!
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Female 257
holy poo....how did he fit into the pants?!?
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Male 478
you got a pumpkin in your pants
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Female 2,672
De`Quanda Booo`taytay
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Female 1,283
o.O...
>.>
<.<
How would you react to this?
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Female 2
It must suck to be so big that your ass sits down around you.
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Female 5,222
what?!?! XD cant be real.. XD
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Male 108
omg
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Male 188
whoa...
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Female 6
Those poor belt loops!
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Male 268
how....doggy....style??!!
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Female 299
How do you live with an eternal wedgie?
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Female 372
That`s a lot of woman you got down there
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Male 535
Even Sir Mix a Lot would say "Baby got too much back"
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Female 459
Best caption ever.

That can`t be fat under there. I mean, her waist isn`t in proportion. Sure, she could lose a few tummy pounds but for her upper body to be in proportion for her butt it`d have to be, like, 200 times bigger. O_O

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Female 83
Oooo that looks comfy!
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Male 660
I wonder if she has her own zip code.
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Male 182
guys there is nothing that shes wearing under the pants (ecept hopefully underwear) and its not fat...
she just farted =P
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Female 2
That`s actually a picture from the South African police force and that`s a woman, lol.
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Male 413
`You guys have got it all wrong. He`s just wearing bulletproof pants.`

I think they`d stop a nuke

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Female 864
Looks like she has two pillows stuffed in there
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Male 378
well at least she`s got a place to rest her elbows...
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Male 1,666
That`s a crazy weird distribution of fat
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Male 2,238
You guys have got it all wrong. He`s just wearing bulletproof pants.
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Female 859
WTF
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Male 177
And I`ll bet she wearing a thong.
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Male 177
That`s where she hides her marshmallows. Yeah, and the one to the right, with the big ass looks tiny compared to the marshmallow stash. But seriously, is that a ghetto-bootie?
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Female 1,890
with a round thing in yo face you get
SPRUNG
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Female 1,890
i turned my head completely upside down

its like....do they make pants with large ass areas like that or do they mould?

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Male 48
If that belt loop snaps you`ll be able to hear it two blocks away.
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Male 1,505
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
I`ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
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Male 736
wow. give it a slap and ride the wave in.
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Male 1,071
I`d like to see her run down a shop lifting teenager.
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Male 9,305
``Rent-A-Cops are the biggest joke ever. They have no authority what so ever."

A job`s a job, dude...be nice.

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Male 2,199
jesus, what do you have to eat that it affects your thighs so much while leaving your love handles completely alone...
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Male 138
Two words: HAMMER PANTS.
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Male 168
Rent-A-Cops are the biggest joke ever. They have no authority what so ever.
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Male 121
daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm
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Male 1,523
He must have been a bus driver recently.
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Female 275
is this real ?
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Male 670
"Because they have a job that requires them to sit around all day just waiting for something to happen."

And when that something happens they wait until someone calls security. And even then they usually don`t catch the guy.

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Male 2,868
"why are like 95% of security guards so freakin fat???!!!"

Because they have a job that requires them to sit around all day just waiting for something to happen.

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Male 2,868
fat booty is phat.
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Male 895
WHY CANT I SPOT REDUCE!??!?!?!!
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Female 15,763
Way to start an obesity debate, Shun...
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Female 846
lmfao i start at the top and am like...ok...all three of them look pretty much normAH!!!!!!!!!1 HOLY CRAP!!!!!
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Male 511
I like big butts and i can not lie.. and all you brothers cant deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a butt right in ya face ya get.. SPRUNG!
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Female 9,572
Shunpo you are totally correct on the no one exercises. Most people just drive everywhere, even if it`s less then a mile from where their at.
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Male 967
Holy crap, those pumpkin carvings are getting awfully creative these days!
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Male 1,381
how come all the obesity "diseases" only occur in well-developed countries, where people overeat and then don`t work out?

conservation of mass:
calorie intake - calories burned = 0,
no weight gain.

sorry to upset the fat people. it`s not an incurable disease. it`s a 4th grade math problem that nobody seems to understand.

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Female 107
Heureux: Well... yeah... but that`s not nearly as funny.
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Female 253
It looks fun to jump on!!!
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Male 245
super-sized badunkadunk
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Male 120
my ass never do so beatiful puffs
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Male 1,054
krazyluv

There is an inherited disease that causes some people to accumulate large masses of fat only on their hips, even on a calorie restricted diet. I knew someone with it once many years ago - though I don`t remember the details of what caused it, I remember that no matter what she did, how she dieted, even some extreme medical treatment, her hips were huge even though her face and upper body were normal, or at one point, anorexic looking.

Doesn`t account for all obesity, of course.

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Male 120
kinda inflated
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Male 329
Is that a he or a she?
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Female 175
so that`s what the 6th stage of fat is according to gabriele iglesias... OH HELL NO!!!
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Female 158
Inflatable pants! (hopefully)
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Male 848
It`s gonna explode!!
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Male 7,830
his hips dont lie
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Female 901
why are like 95% of security guards so freakin fat???!!!
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Male 20
It`s like a reverse muffin-top!
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Female 650
HOW the hell does that happen
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Female 285
"Your local security guard is so fat she..."

Scary thng is, the way things are going right now, this could become a canon thing.

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Male 485
shopped i hope
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Female 1,697
Worst part was when I went to florida, so many people had that nasty body.
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Male 3,296
wow
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Male 8,300
Day-um! Baby GOT back!!
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Male 1,590
She`s got enough junk for two trunks.
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Female 15
I`ve seen people like this! I bet it`s real...
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Female 678
Inflatable pants? The pin stripe looks like a draw string...
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Female 131
hahaha!
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Male 237
Where`s Sir Mix a Lot when we need him...
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Male 515
@salty agreed
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Female 3,828
lol ya i agree. who cares if it is fake? its freaking funny
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Male 194
dat ass
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Female 75
hah, it`s probably real.
there`s a teacher at my school who has a bigger bum than that ;D
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Male 5,189
Seen it.
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Male 2
I also know a woman that looks just like this where I work
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Male 678
i say round of applause for the belt loop that wont let go....damn fine job!
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Male 1,646
lol whether or not its shopped, its funny as hell.
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Male 316
I`ve seen people like that...It`s prolly real. Hahaha
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Female 80
Actually, I know this lady, who works at my Wendy`s, and her butt it like this! She`s small, then her butt just kinda is like BAM XD
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Male 485
she makes the really fat guards next to her look skinny
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Female 126
oh come on... cant be real
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Male 10
bloody funny
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Male 17
Shopped... definitely shopped!
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Male 141
"does my bum look big in this?"
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Female 126
oh come on... cant be real
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Male 748
That can`t be real..............can it?

*confused*

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Male 4,290
Please tell me that`s fake.
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Male 106
Man, if that belt loop breaks someone is gonna lose an eye!!!
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Female 414
:O!!!!!
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Male 3,619
cant b real
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Male 25,416
Ha ha ha! that cant be real! Dats a huge ass!
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Female 121
I hate being able to see someones butt crack even though they`re fully clothed. Yuck.
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Male 275
WTF
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Male 2,220
if you think i`m sexy.. c`mon baby let me know...
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Male 264
excuse me?
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Female 1,780
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