Lanny Has Conditions About the Toilets [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Funny

And it"s signs like these that explain why Lanny has no friends.
There are 40 comments:
Male 227
actually...it means that the stuff you put in the toilet needs to go through your body first, I`m guessing Lanny works on a boat.
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Female 248
Used paper in your mouth...Hmmm...
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Male 703
damnit lanny not again
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Male 291
or is this note specifically thanking "Lanny"?
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Male 291
What the hell is a Lanny?
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Male 4,594
Om nom nom...
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Male 1,195
So what am I supposed to do with all the tissue paper I just stuffed in my mouth?
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Male 1
Yea hey StarDagger that`s not even close to funny. Nice try though champ.
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Male 1,484
stupid redneck
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Female 29
But how about toilet waste? :S
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Male 690
WTF/FTW
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Male 1,190
Lanny is Chad`s gay lover and also a cousin twice removed.
Lanny is the Chad of the South!

Lanny does stupid things like chad but says "Hey guys watch this!" first.

Lanny has cigarette burn scars from his uncle who used to work in the NASCAR pitstop. Chad finds these scars oddly exciting.

Lanny`s little sister is broken in.

Lanny`s big dream is to open a Restaurant next to wal-mart that mixes American and Chinese food on one menu, he considers this one of the great ideas of all time. "People is hungry aftuh they shop at Wal-Mart"

He wants to call this place "Wok like a redneck" and have Chuck Norris at the grand opening.

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Female 4,039
It is amazing what people do flush down toilets. Some woman I used to work with flushed a newspaper one time.
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Male 416
I think they simply missed out some brackets:

`Please do not put anything in this toilet (other than toilet tissue) that has not been in your mouth first.`

There`s one where I work saying `please do not put anything other than toilet tissue down this toilet`. Somebody wrote on it `What do I do with my poo?`

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Male 2,238
Heh. Took me awhile, but I got there in the end.

As always Opie, your comment made me smile.

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Female 3,828
lolwut
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Male 715
ok, so....props to Biship. makes sense now.
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Female 1,604
not in your mouth? but OK if it is on your ass?
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Male 485
LOL PANTH
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Male 10,845
eeewwwwwww!!!
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Female 437
Hmm okies i think i can hold to the next stop LOL
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Female 924
Thanks biship, that made it a lot clearer.
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Male 431
thanks biship. you have successfully identified the reason this link is supposed to be funny.

this is like the 3rd time ive seen a link like this... IAB stop falling behind!!!

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Female 9,402
What`s Opie going to eat now?
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Female 15,763
*takes paper out of mouth*

This make Opie sad...

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Male 3,310
Who`s running around putting toilet tissue in their mouths?
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Male 10
Please do not put anything in this toilet, that has not been in your mouth first, other than toilet tissue.

Toilet paper + things you`ve eaten.

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Male 1,270
Lanny = Landlord (I think...)
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Male 447
I`m honestly surprised they didn`t decide to go with Chad as a name.
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Female 172
Lanny is obviously the new Chad.
Chadette?
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Male 1,647

.. so you can wipe your ass with toilet paper and put it in the toilet, but you can`t.. make spitwads and put them in the toilet? wtf..?
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Male 807
what the drat is a lanny? is that even a name?
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Male 25,416
If your poopies are in your mouth then wipe it with toilet tissue then your safe! aka south park! eat though your bum and poop thorugh your mouth!
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Male 7,585
um, who chews on toilet paper on the toilet?
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Male 31
Lanny = Chad
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Male 1,093
i think lanny has no friends because of his name
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Male 310
odd..?
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Female 1,287
That`s a pretty useless toilet...
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Male 9,306
No poopies for you!
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Female 1,780
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