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Date: 11/14/09 11:02 AM

40 Responses to Lanny Has Conditions About the Toilets [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Link: Lanny Has Conditions About the Toilets - And it`s signs like these that explain why Lanny has no friends.
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:23 am
    No poopies for you!
  3. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:36 am
    That`s a pretty useless toilet...
  4. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:42 am
    odd..?
  5. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:44 am
    i think lanny has no friends because of his name
  6. Profile photo of Pepsi_Plunge
    Pepsi_Plunge Male 13-17
    31 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Lanny = Chad
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:55 am
    um, who chews on toilet paper on the toilet?
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    If your poopies are in your mouth then wipe it with toilet tissue then your safe! aka south park! eat though your bum and poop thorugh your mouth!
  9. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    what the drat is a lanny? is that even a name?
  10. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    .. so you can wipe your ass with toilet paper and put it in the toilet, but you can`t.. make spitwads and put them in the toilet? wtf..?
  11. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Lanny is obviously the new Chad.
    Chadette?
  12. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I`m honestly surprised they didn`t decide to go with Chad as a name.
  13. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    Lanny = Landlord (I think...)
  14. Profile photo of Biship
    Biship Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Please do not put anything in this toilet, that has not been in your mouth first, other than toilet tissue.

    Toilet paper + things you`ve eaten.

  15. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Who`s running around putting toilet tissue in their mouths?
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    *takes paper out of mouth*

    This make Opie sad...

  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9239 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    What`s Opie going to eat now?
  18. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    thanks biship. you have successfully identified the reason this link is supposed to be funny.

    this is like the 3rd time ive seen a link like this... IAB stop falling behind!!!

  19. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    924 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Thanks biship, that made it a lot clearer.
  20. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Hmm okies i think i can hold to the next stop LOL
  21. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    eeewwwwwww!!!
  22. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    LOL PANTH
  23. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    not in your mouth? but OK if it is on your ass?
  24. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    ok, so....props to Biship. makes sense now.
  25. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    lolwut
  26. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 12:29 am
    Heh. Took me awhile, but I got there in the end.

    As always Opie, your comment made me smile.

  27. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:58 am
    I think they simply missed out some brackets:

    `Please do not put anything in this toilet (other than toilet tissue) that has not been in your mouth first.`

    There`s one where I work saying `please do not put anything other than toilet tissue down this toilet`. Somebody wrote on it `What do I do with my poo?`

  28. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:26 am
    It is amazing what people do flush down toilets. Some woman I used to work with flushed a newspaper one time.
  29. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Lanny is Chad`s gay lover and also a cousin twice removed.
    Lanny is the Chad of the South!

    Lanny does stupid things like chad but says "Hey guys watch this!" first.

    Lanny has cigarette burn scars from his uncle who used to work in the NASCAR pitstop. Chad finds these scars oddly exciting.

    Lanny`s little sister is broken in.

    Lanny`s big dream is to open a Restaurant next to wal-mart that mixes American and Chinese food on one menu, he considers this one of the great ideas of all time. "People is hungry aftuh they shop at Wal-Mart"

    He wants to call this place "Wok like a redneck" and have Chuck Norris at the grand opening.

  30. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:01 am
    WTF/FTW
  31. Profile photo of Bexxii
    Bexxii Female 18-29
    29 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 10:21 am
    But how about toilet waste? :S
  32. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    stupid redneck
  33. Profile photo of JoePenn18
    JoePenn18 Male 13-17
    1 post
    November 15, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    Yea hey StarDagger that`s not even close to funny. Nice try though champ.
  34. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    So what am I supposed to do with all the tissue paper I just stuffed in my mouth?
  35. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    Om nom nom...
  36. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    What the hell is a Lanny?
  37. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    or is this note specifically thanking "Lanny"?
  38. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:09 am
    damnit lanny not again
  39. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 4:08 am
    Used paper in your mouth...Hmmm...
  40. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    actually...it means that the stuff you put in the toilet needs to go through your body first, I`m guessing Lanny works on a boat.

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