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Date: 11/29/09 11:03 AM

48 Responses to Kevin Smith Talks About Twilight

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Link: Kevin Smith Talks About Twilight - Kevin drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. NSFW Language!
  2. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:13 am
    haha funny as hell!
  3. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
    who came up with that "in 6 years..." argument?
  4. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:18 am
    LOL, i`ll make you glisten and shiver!!
  5. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
    301 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
    Nice. Love K.S.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Kevin smith still has it!
  7. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:44 am
    God I love Kevin! Saw him in September at the Chicago Theater, best night ever. Such a fantastic story teller, funny as hell, and genuinely very cool. If you ever get the chance, see him!
  8. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:58 am
    lmao, that was great xD
  9. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Silent Bob, that man is a genius.
  10. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    :3
  11. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    not in a trolly way...but i expected better...it was smile funny...but not lol funny...=/
  12. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Heh, potential goth chicks :3
  13. Profile photo of RotBottom
    RotBottom Male 18-29
    100 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    LOL. WIN2
  14. Profile photo of Itchykaiya
    Itchykaiya Male 13-17
    16 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Twilight still makes me hide my head in shame. Go look at the video he is talking about it is guaranteed yo make you facepalm.
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    kooleyo Male 13-17
    193 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    its just part of a big plan. now we just wait 6 years
  16. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    This guy is funny
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    I have never heard of this guy before.

    WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

    Anyway next time someone asks me for help I`ll just rip off my shirt and start sparkling. Seems to solve the problem.

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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    "I have never heard of this guy before.WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?Anyway next time someone asks me for help I`ll just rip off my shirt and start sparkling. Seems to solve the problem."

    seriously?.... you`ve never heard of Kevin Smith?

  19. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    @ gorgack2000

    WTF?????

    You`ve never heard of Kevin Smith?


    Ok..He directs, acts, writes + does stand up.
    Seek out (DVD wise)

    Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II and Zack and Miri make a porno.

    There are others..quite a few others to be honest but movie wise those are worth watching.

    The guy is a genius. He write`s (Personally I love his comic book work), acts, directs and does funny as hell stand up (Search for Kevin Smith Evening Harder I + II).

    Yeah...I`m fan but he is BRILLIANT!

    and if you want funny go to youtube and seek out his "superman" story.

    Funny as..well just outright funny! I wont even start to discuss what he said about his wife and the pictures he took for playboy!

    So yeah...seek him out. Funny isnt even the start!

  20. Profile photo of tcoms
    tcoms Male 13-17
    3 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    i hate twighlight
  21. Profile photo of popo38
    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    gorgack2000 lives under a rock.
    I hope you see this!
  22. Profile photo of BTDM
    BTDM Male 18-29
    104 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    @The_Maddog
    You know there was a third Evening, right? Just as amazing as the first two. :D
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    jeuxhiver Male 13-17
    3 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "the whole room gets moist" Yeah I have that problem. Have to wear rubber boots when I go anywhere because it`s hard to get the smell off shoes.
  24. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    This guy knows his sh*t.
  25. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    lmao that was pretty funny, and true.
  26. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    lol
  27. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    Awesome. :)
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    So raunchfully funny. XD
  29. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    I am *still* bored
  30. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    My God I love Kevin Smith!
  31. Profile photo of batmanizzle
    batmanizzle Female 18-29
    140 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Love Kevin Smith, but the whole "moisture in the room of 12 year old girls" thing kinda freaked me out. Otherwise, HILARIOUS!
  32. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Kevin Smith is so great (he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth).
  33. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:39 am
    he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth

    You haven`t met my cousin...

  34. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Oh like he has talent? He`s an infantile douchebag and his movies blow. Emperor has no clothes but people won`t say it.
  35. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:36 am
    got that was hilarious
  36. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
    181 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Sir I believe without other peoples` accomplishments you would have nothing to say, and might be just another unemployed childish late 30`s man living his pre-40 crisis wearing teenagers clothes and mocking others.

    You Sir, are a piece of poo, and I`ll never get back these 3min47.

  37. Profile photo of Satsuriku
    Satsuriku Female 13-17
    25 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:58 am
    This guy is hilarious.<3
  38. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth

    You haven`t met my cousin..."

    Father Jack? Feck!! Arse!! Garls!!!

  39. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    lol the stand-up was funny and the angry fanboy reactions are even funnier. I do admit that Kevin Smith kinda sucks though since I never really liked Clerks and haven`t laughed at any of his material until today.
  40. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    FreshMint
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    165 Posts
    Monday, November 30, 2009 11:53:00 AM
    Sir I believe without other peoples` accomplishments you would have nothing to say, and might be just another unemployed childish late 30`s man living his pre-40 crisis wearing teenagers clothes and mocking others.

    You Sir, are a piece of poo, and I`ll never get back these 3min47.
    --------------------------------------------------

    Yeah...he wouldnt have directed, written and stared in numerous movies and shows, had several succesful stand up tours, own his own chain of stores or have a whole range of books and graphic novels to his name!

    So..out of curiosity what have you accomplished with your life?


    Oh yeah...come to IAB and bitched!

  41. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    @MadDog, you win.
  42. Profile photo of Sqam
    Sqam Female 18-29
    65 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    He really tells it how it is.
  43. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    except twilight fans completely ruined comic con.

    stupid book/movie.....

  44. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    I have to hand it to the guy, he does have some good points.

    All of his movies, save for Chasing Amy, were funny as hell. I really haven`t had a chance to sample his comic book writing and he`s great in all of the geeky as hell parts that he plays.

    Kevin Smith...FTW

  45. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Hey it`s no laughing matter. Whenever I save an accident victim male or female, the first thing I do it rip off my shirt.
  46. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    The twilight movies ruined any chance of me reading the books.. i mean they were just terrible
  47. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Yes, kevin smith sucks, not because he`s made several successful movies, is an entrepreneur, and because he has millions of fans, he sucks OBVIOUSLY because you say so. YOUR opinion is who everyone turns to in this world and those that don`t are OBVIOUSLY social degenerates...

    OH HOW DID I SURVIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOUR GUIDANCE O` BENEVOLENT ONE?? PLEASE! TELL ME WHO ELSE SUCKS SO THAT I MIGHT BASK IN ALL YOUR WORLDLY WISDOM!

  48. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    December 5, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    >itsallfake, the best in yo face ever.

    kevin s. is beyond hilarious, make me want to watch clerks 1 & 2 all over again.

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