Kevin Smith Talks About Twilight

Submitted by: The_Maddog 7 years ago in Funny
Kevin Smith talks about Twilight

Kevin drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. NSFW Language!
There are 48 comments:
Female 914
>itsallfake, the best in yo face ever.

kevin s. is beyond hilarious, make me want to watch clerks 1 & 2 all over again.

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Male 474
Yes, kevin smith sucks, not because he`s made several successful movies, is an entrepreneur, and because he has millions of fans, he sucks OBVIOUSLY because you say so. YOUR opinion is who everyone turns to in this world and those that don`t are OBVIOUSLY social degenerates...

OH HOW DID I SURVIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOUR GUIDANCE O` BENEVOLENT ONE?? PLEASE! TELL ME WHO ELSE SUCKS SO THAT I MIGHT BASK IN ALL YOUR WORLDLY WISDOM!

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Male 83
The twilight movies ruined any chance of me reading the books.. i mean they were just terrible
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Male 2,582
Hey it`s no laughing matter. Whenever I save an accident victim male or female, the first thing I do it rip off my shirt.
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Male 712
I have to hand it to the guy, he does have some good points.

All of his movies, save for Chasing Amy, were funny as hell. I really haven`t had a chance to sample his comic book writing and he`s great in all of the geeky as hell parts that he plays.

Kevin Smith...FTW

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Male 833
except twilight fans completely ruined comic con.

stupid book/movie.....

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Female 65
He really tells it how it is.
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Male 494
@MadDog, you win.
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Male 3,369
FreshMint
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, November 30, 2009 11:53:00 AM
Sir I believe without other peoples` accomplishments you would have nothing to say, and might be just another unemployed childish late 30`s man living his pre-40 crisis wearing teenagers clothes and mocking others.

You Sir, are a piece of poo, and I`ll never get back these 3min47.
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Yeah...he wouldnt have directed, written and stared in numerous movies and shows, had several succesful stand up tours, own his own chain of stores or have a whole range of books and graphic novels to his name!

So..out of curiosity what have you accomplished with your life?


Oh yeah...come to IAB and bitched!

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Male 690
lol the stand-up was funny and the angry fanboy reactions are even funnier. I do admit that Kevin Smith kinda sucks though since I never really liked Clerks and haven`t laughed at any of his material until today.
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Male 1,361
"he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth

You haven`t met my cousin..."

Father Jack? Feck!! Arse!! Garls!!!

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Female 25
This guy is hilarious.<3
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Male 180
Sir I believe without other peoples` accomplishments you would have nothing to say, and might be just another unemployed childish late 30`s man living his pre-40 crisis wearing teenagers clothes and mocking others.

You Sir, are a piece of poo, and I`ll never get back these 3min47.

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Male 1,403
got that was hilarious
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Male 690
Oh like he has talent? He`s an infantile douchebag and his movies blow. Emperor has no clothes but people won`t say it.
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Male 12,138
[quote]he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth[/quote]

You haven`t met my cousin...

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Male 452
Kevin Smith is so great (he`s also Catholic, and probably the most obscene one on earth).
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Female 140
Love Kevin Smith, but the whole "moisture in the room of 12 year old girls" thing kinda freaked me out. Otherwise, HILARIOUS!
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Male 2,690
My God I love Kevin Smith!
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Male 310
I am *still* bored
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Male 9,305
So raunchfully funny. XD
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Male 4,546
Awesome. :)
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Male 1,129
lol
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Male 216
lmao that was pretty funny, and true.
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Male 423
This guy knows his sh*t.
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Male 3
"the whole room gets moist" Yeah I have that problem. Have to wear rubber boots when I go anywhere because it`s hard to get the smell off shoes.
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Male 104
@The_Maddog
You know there was a third Evening, right? Just as amazing as the first two. :D
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Female 335
gorgack2000 lives under a rock.
I hope you see this!
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Male 3
i hate twighlight
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Male 3,369
@ gorgack2000

WTF?????

You`ve never heard of Kevin Smith?


Ok..He directs, acts, writes + does stand up.
Seek out (DVD wise)

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II and Zack and Miri make a porno.

There are others..quite a few others to be honest but movie wise those are worth watching.

The guy is a genius. He write`s (Personally I love his comic book work), acts, directs and does funny as hell stand up (Search for Kevin Smith Evening Harder I + II).

Yeah...I`m fan but he is BRILLIANT!

and if you want funny go to youtube and seek out his "superman" story.

Funny as..well just outright funny! I wont even start to discuss what he said about his wife and the pictures he took for playboy!

So yeah...seek him out. Funny isnt even the start!

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Female 414
"I have never heard of this guy before.WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?Anyway next time someone asks me for help I`ll just rip off my shirt and start sparkling. Seems to solve the problem."

seriously?.... you`ve never heard of Kevin Smith?

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Male 4,680
I have never heard of this guy before.

WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

Anyway next time someone asks me for help I`ll just rip off my shirt and start sparkling. Seems to solve the problem.

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Male 1,918
This guy is funny
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Male 193
its just part of a big plan. now we just wait 6 years
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Male 16
Twilight still makes me hide my head in shame. Go look at the video he is talking about it is guaranteed yo make you facepalm.
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Male 100
LOL. WIN2
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Male 130
Heh, potential goth chicks :3
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Male 3,915
not in a trolly way...but i expected better...it was smile funny...but not lol funny...=/
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Male 1,297
:3
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Male 1,666
Silent Bob, that man is a genius.
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Female 1,682
lmao, that was great xD
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Female 4,447
God I love Kevin! Saw him in September at the Chicago Theater, best night ever. Such a fantastic story teller, funny as hell, and genuinely very cool. If you ever get the chance, see him!
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Male 25,417
Kevin smith still has it!
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Male 300
Nice. Love K.S.
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Male 141
LOL, i`ll make you glisten and shiver!!
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Male 970
who came up with that "in 6 years..." argument?
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Male 383
haha funny as hell!
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Male 3,369
Link: Kevin Smith Talks About Twilight [Rate Link] - Kevin drops some truth bombs on the twilight franchise, all the while preaching a message of acceptance. NSFW Language!
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