Jesus, Up To His Old Tricks Again... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Laying hands on your followers, Holy One? Did that one ever really work?
There are 75 comments:
Male 18
damn, that bitch is ugly
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Female 51
Lol! 10/10
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Female 118
oh you go Jesus!
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Male 68
Raptorjesus+Pedobear=PedoJesus
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Male 62
Well, that settles it. Jesus is a rapist.
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Male 535
and as Lionhart2 stated, the gorgon claims another victim.
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Female 275
haaha lionhart2

i love all yur replies/posts on iab

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Female 140
HOLY poo! Messiah rape!
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Male 8,302
You`re getting it the wrong way around folks. She`s so frikkin ugly she turned the guy to stone when he went for the grope and caught sight of her face. I`ve dated a few almost as bad.
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Male 4,547
I actually think I might know that girl. Hard to tell from that angle. CC is that you?
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Male 2,220
Actually I`m trolling pretty bad. I understand all too well why a Christian would be more offended than t`others by this picture.

A Christian without a sense of humour that is.

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Male 2,220
Sorry, good point. Just trying to squeeze some more `ism in.
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Female 29
Wtf at the womans face?
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Female 57
@ MattPrince you say that as though Catholicism is a completely different religion from Christianity...it`s a part, just as Presbytarian and Episcopalian are parts of it.
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Male 2,220
"I`ve never met a girl who is genuinely funny."

Wow, inductive logic, strikes again.

Try meeting another one.

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Male 2,220
"Another IAB jab at Christianity.
Keep it classy, IAB. "

Well if you have to take offense, don`t forget Catholicism, Judaism and Islam. Or did you think Jesus was strictly a Christian figure?

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Male 1,484
what a perv!
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Male 1,646
"yes my child come here while i bless you"
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Male 1,067
"I`d tap it. Just sayin`. I love a gal with a sense of humor."

Not possible.
I`ve never met a girl who is genuinely funny.

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Male 714
i think jesus needs to cure his own blindness...
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Male 2,372
Another IAB jab at Christianity.

Keep it classy, IAB. :-P

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Male 479
ah but to be fair, her right breast is now cured of leprosy.
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Male 148
I`d tap it. Just sayin`. I love a gal with a sense of humor.
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Male 12,138
Molly, if that`s really you, nice skit and don`t mind the kids here.
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Female 427
She turned him to stone! She has more powers than Jesus! Somebody crucify that woman!
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Male 70
yeh... this was crap
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Female 3,828
i really hate to biitch, but these statue pics are getting repetitive.
sry :(
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Male 1,297
mollym, i really liked a few of your jokes until you posted the link again. now i hate you for spamming my favorite site. b!tches best recognize.
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Male 2,238
Stay classy, Jesus. Stay classy.

Also, MollyM, good stuff.

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Male 275
not funny
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Female 24
mollym, i love you.
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Male 999
uglyyy
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Female 735
mollym, i think you are very cute. : ) i would date you anyday. (and im a girl!)
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Male 67
Molly, if that`s really you, then it`s only your expression in that pic that makes you look funny. Otherwise, you`re pretty hot. And funny too.
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Female 91
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:04:42 PM
Nothing funny about the statue at all. Just some fat chick taking a jab about religion with uninteresting posing. Not very original. Plenty of religious statues that at least actually look funny without needing a person to get into a compromising position. This can be done with about any work of art ever.

wtf she is not fat :S and if you say ``this can be done with about any work of art`` do it ! cause this is not funny enough according to you

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Female 1
Hey Guys this is me...thanks for calling me ugly....
Check out my stand-up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBalFB4Yk...
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Male 496
@adaedwar

So basically you don`t like it because you are christian? sort it out pal

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Female 5,139
lmao at her face xD!
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Female 1,043
MOLESTER JESUS :O
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Male 191
Nothing funny about the statue at all. Just some fat chick taking a jab about religion with uninteresting posing. Not very original. Plenty of religious statues that at least actually look funny without needing a person to get into a compromising position. This can be done with about any work of art ever.
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Male 815
lol i dont care what people say, i think this is funny...

some ppl dont have a very good sense of humor =P

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Male 480
Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult!
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Male 173
I love the expression on her face.
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Male 144
Here for all of you who insist on arguing every time some sort of religious thing gets posted I`ve designed a form for you to use next time.

(Insert some position defending ignorant half truth or pseudo fact here)
(wait for rebuttal)

(Insert closed minded opinion passed off as fact here)
(wait for troll and flame response)

(Ignore decent points brought up by the opposing side here)
(Double post with some insane absolute...since you`re a Jedi)

(wait for name calling)

(Perpetuate the argument about religion, when most people don`t give a poo what you think)

I hope this helped kids. Enjoy!

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Male 245
"But before you get all "Ew that`s sick!" remember: judge not, lest ye be judged. "

I`m gonna go ahead and judge, and then just not go to the past to impregnate my mother with myself.

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Male 3
Religion sucks big hairy sweaty balls!!!
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Male 3
Rachcake1, shut the drat up!!!!
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Male 4,290
[quote]Mary was Jesus` mother, so no, that`s not how she got pregnant[/quote]

But according to the Holy Trinity, God = Jesus = Holy Spirit.
And according to the immaculate conception, Mary conceived through the Holy Spirit (= God = Jesus).
Therefore Mary conceived through Jesus.

Therefore Mary`s own son impregnated her.

But before you get all "Ew that`s sick!" remember: judge not, lest ye be judged.

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Female 54
sinfulsisi, you are mistaken. first of all, it`s Mary, not "marry", secondly Mary was Jesus` mother, so no, that`s not how she got pregnant. Even if you don`t believe in the immaculate conception, what you are suggesting makes no sense at all
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Male 1,190
Actually Jeebus was bi-sexual, he had relations with his apostles and with the many whores and outcast women who traveled with him.
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Male 1,837
her face is too funny.
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Female 1,890
thats how marry got pregnant
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Male 227
i got a free pepsi from two jesus freaks in a truck cause i "belive" in jesus :D
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Female 1,963
He`s just trying to heal her breast cancer. Geez.
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Male 1,381
she`s fugly.
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Male 2,220
You don`t say.
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Male 369
Jesus none the less
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Male 369
well she`s the one trying to get molested by a statue psychgeek
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Male 776
EW! SHES GROSS!
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Female 1,798
I did not say she`s ugly, so please stop putting words into my mouth. kthanks.

my point is that I don`t see why such negative comments have to be made about her looks. it`s unnecessary and immature.

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Male 2,220
PsychGeek - you agree then, she is ugly?
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Male 3,619
Auch, PsychGeek burns politikiL
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Female 1,798
politikil---I don`t see why it even has to be said. I`m sure to someone out there, you`re not exactly a gorgeous man, either.

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Male 130
I can see I`m not alone in saying that the girl is hideous.
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Male 7,378
Why does Jesus look so old and frail and white? Perhaps the artist was trying to make him more acceptable to white people.
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Female 1,798
shut up, molehouse.
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Female 45
that girl`s face was awesome
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Male 302
Can you blame the guy?

Actually that chick is looking mighty fugly there. So yes.

But he is the son of god, so he gets to do what he likes.

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Male 152
first statue i have ever seen turn down a woman. she must be ugly. or maybe she turned him into stone, ohhh medusa
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Male 172
Nice censoring IAB
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Female 3,696
What`s the point of preforming all those miracles if you can`t even sneak a boob grab?
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Male 34
really jesus? your standards are low...
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Female 196
bad jesus...
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Male 25,416
THe bewb grab!
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Male 19,842
Link: Jesus, Up To His Old Tricks Again... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Laying hands on your followers, Holy One? Did that one ever really work?
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