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Date: 11/18/09 12:04 PM

75 Responses to Jesus, Up To His Old Tricks Again… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Link: Jesus, Up To His Old Tricks Again... - Laying hands on your followers, Holy One? Did that one ever really work?
  2. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    THe bewb grab!
  3. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    bad jesus...
  4. Profile photo of maguiremart
    maguiremart Male 13-17
    34 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    really jesus? your standards are low...
  5. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    What`s the point of preforming all those miracles if you can`t even sneak a boob grab?
  6. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Nice censoring IAB
  7. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    first statue i have ever seen turn down a woman. she must be ugly. or maybe she turned him into stone, ohhh medusa
  8. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Can you blame the guy?

    Actually that chick is looking mighty fugly there. So yes.

    But he is the son of god, so he gets to do what he likes.

  9. Profile photo of SashaTheBrit
    SashaTheBrit Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    that girl`s face was awesome
  10. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    shut up, molehouse.
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Why does Jesus look so old and frail and white? Perhaps the artist was trying to make him more acceptable to white people.
  12. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    I can see I`m not alone in saying that the girl is hideous.
  13. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    politikil---I don`t see why it even has to be said. I`m sure to someone out there, you`re not exactly a gorgeous man, either.

  14. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Auch, PsychGeek burns politikiL
  15. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    PsychGeek - you agree then, she is ugly?
  16. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    I did not say she`s ugly, so please stop putting words into my mouth. kthanks.

    my point is that I don`t see why such negative comments have to be made about her looks. it`s unnecessary and immature.

  17. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    EW! SHES GROSS!
  18. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    well she`s the one trying to get molested by a statue psychgeek
  19. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Jesus none the less
  20. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    You don`t say.
  21. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    she`s fugly.
  22. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    He`s just trying to heal her breast cancer. Geez.
  23. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    i got a free pepsi from two jesus freaks in a truck cause i "belive" in jesus :D
  24. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    thats how marry got pregnant
  25. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    her face is too funny.
  26. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Actually Jeebus was bi-sexual, he had relations with his apostles and with the many whores and outcast women who traveled with him.
  27. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    sinfulsisi, you are mistaken. first of all, it`s Mary, not "marry", secondly Mary was Jesus` mother, so no, that`s not how she got pregnant. Even if you don`t believe in the immaculate conception, what you are suggesting makes no sense at all
  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Mary was Jesus` mother, so no, that`s not how she got pregnant

    But according to the Holy Trinity, God = Jesus = Holy Spirit.
    And according to the immaculate conception, Mary conceived through the Holy Spirit (= God = Jesus).
    Therefore Mary conceived through Jesus.

    Therefore Mary`s own son impregnated her.

    But before you get all "Ew that`s sick!" remember: judge not, lest ye be judged.

  29. Profile photo of jezza123
    jezza123 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Rachcake1, shut the drat up!!!!
  30. Profile photo of jezza123
    jezza123 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Religion sucks big hairy sweaty balls!!!
  31. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    "But before you get all "Ew that`s sick!" remember: judge not, lest ye be judged. "

    I`m gonna go ahead and judge, and then just not go to the past to impregnate my mother with myself.

  32. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Here for all of you who insist on arguing every time some sort of religious thing gets posted I`ve designed a form for you to use next time.

    (Insert some position defending ignorant half truth or pseudo fact here)
    (wait for rebuttal)

    (Insert closed minded opinion passed off as fact here)
    (wait for troll and flame response)

    (Ignore decent points brought up by the opposing side here)
    (Double post with some insane absolute...since you`re a Jedi)

    (wait for name calling)

    (Perpetuate the argument about religion, when most people don`t give a poo what you think)

    I hope this helped kids. Enjoy!

  33. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    I love the expression on her face.
  34. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult!
  35. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    lol i dont care what people say, i think this is funny...

    some ppl dont have a very good sense of humor =P

  36. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Nothing funny about the statue at all. Just some fat chick taking a jab about religion with uninteresting posing. Not very original. Plenty of religious statues that at least actually look funny without needing a person to get into a compromising position. This can be done with about any work of art ever.
  37. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    MOLESTER JESUS :O
  38. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    lmao at her face xD!
  39. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    @adaedwar

    So basically you don`t like it because you are christian? sort it out pal

  40. Profile photo of MOLLYM
    MOLLYM Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 18, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    Hey Guys this is me...thanks for calling me ugly....
    Check out my stand-up!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBalFB4Yk...
  41. Profile photo of Queen-Neve
    Queen-Neve Female 18-29
    91 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Wednesday, November 18, 2009 6:04:42 PM
    Nothing funny about the statue at all. Just some fat chick taking a jab about religion with uninteresting posing. Not very original. Plenty of religious statues that at least actually look funny without needing a person to get into a compromising position. This can be done with about any work of art ever.

    wtf she is not fat :S and if you say ``this can be done with about any work of art`` do it ! cause this is not funny enough according to you

  42. Profile photo of shpook
    shpook Male 18-29
    68 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    Molly, if that`s really you, then it`s only your expression in that pic that makes you look funny. Otherwise, you`re pretty hot. And funny too.
  43. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    mollym, i think you are very cute. : ) i would date you anyday. (and im a girl!)
  44. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    uglyyy
  45. Profile photo of awesomestuff
    awesomestuff Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    mollym, i love you.
  46. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    not funny
  47. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    Stay classy, Jesus. Stay classy.

    Also, MollyM, good stuff.

  48. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    mollym, i really liked a few of your jokes until you posted the link again. now i hate you for spamming my favorite site. b!tches best recognize.
  49. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    i really hate to biitch, but these statue pics are getting repetitive.
    sry :(
  50. Profile photo of Wazpoppin9
    Wazpoppin9 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    yeh... this was crap
  51. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:00 am
    She turned him to stone! She has more powers than Jesus! Somebody crucify that woman!
  52. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:50 am
    Molly, if that`s really you, nice skit and don`t mind the kids here.
  53. Profile photo of Neyro
    Neyro Male 18-29
    148 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:50 am
    I`d tap it. Just sayin`. I love a gal with a sense of humor.
  54. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 4:19 am
    ah but to be fair, her right breast is now cured of leprosy.
  55. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:20 am
    Another IAB jab at Christianity.

    Keep it classy, IAB. :-P

  56. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    713 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:50 am
    i think jesus needs to cure his own blindness...
  57. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:53 am
    "I`d tap it. Just sayin`. I love a gal with a sense of humor."

    Not possible.
    I`ve never met a girl who is genuinely funny.

  58. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 9:59 am
    "yes my child come here while i bless you"
  59. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:11 am
    what a perv!
  60. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:34 am
    "Another IAB jab at Christianity.
    Keep it classy, IAB. "

    Well if you have to take offense, don`t forget Catholicism, Judaism and Islam. Or did you think Jesus was strictly a Christian figure?

  61. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:42 am
    "I`ve never met a girl who is genuinely funny."

    Wow, inductive logic, strikes again.

    Try meeting another one.

  62. Profile photo of frogpond
    frogpond Female 13-17
    57 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
    @ MattPrince you say that as though Catholicism is a completely different religion from Christianity...it`s a part, just as Presbytarian and Episcopalian are parts of it.
  63. Profile photo of Bexxii
    Bexxii Female 18-29
    29 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Wtf at the womans face?
  64. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:27 am
    Sorry, good point. Just trying to squeeze some more `ism in.
  65. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Actually I`m trolling pretty bad. I understand all too well why a Christian would be more offended than t`others by this picture.

    A Christian without a sense of humour that is.

  66. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    I actually think I might know that girl. Hard to tell from that angle. CC is that you?
  67. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    You`re getting it the wrong way around folks. She`s so frikkin ugly she turned the guy to stone when he went for the grope and caught sight of her face. I`ve dated a few almost as bad.
  68. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    HOLY poo! Messiah rape!
  69. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    haaha lionhart2

    i love all yur replies/posts on iab

  70. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:15 am
    and as Lionhart2 stated, the gorgon claims another victim.
  71. Profile photo of SlenderJames
    SlenderJames Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:01 am
    Well, that settles it. Jesus is a rapist.
  72. Profile photo of dreadsamurai
    dreadsamurai Male 13-17
    68 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 9:28 am
    Raptorjesus+Pedobear=PedoJesus
  73. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    November 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    oh you go Jesus!
  74. Profile photo of MsAnthropos
    MsAnthropos Female 18-29
    51 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Lol! 10/10
  75. Profile photo of highpriest
    highpriest Male 18-29
    18 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 8:58 am
    damn, that bitch is ugly

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