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Date: 11/10/09 07:04 AM

62 Responses to Jesus Invites You To A Party… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Link: Jesus Invites You To A Party... - ...there`s only one catch though.
  2. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:17 am
    I`ll gladly help you skip the queue and get in early, courtesy of this baseball bat. You`re welcome!
  3. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:21 am
    That`s kind of morbid...
  4. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
    xD i just wanted to say MORBID ;P
  5. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:53 am
    sorry Jesus, i think i`m washing my hair that day..
  6. Profile photo of lUnderground
    lUnderground Female 18-29
    449 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:55 am
    I dont get it, Ayomikun?
  7. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:58 am
    Morbid?? If you believe in the afterlife why is it morbid-it should be a celebration-me being athiest won`t be getting an invite i guess:(
  8. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Morbid?? If you believe in the afterlife why is it morbid-it should be a celebration-me being athiest won`t be getting an invite i guess:(

    --

    Whether or not you believe in an afterlife, it`s still implying you have to be dead to party it up with Jesus.

  9. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:19 am
    Is this a death threat? I don`t think I like this guy so much now.
  10. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:23 am
    Whether or not you believe in an afterlife, it`s still implying you have to be dead to party it up with Jesus.

    Well I guess you are right-but I am stuck on the morbid comments-since it is an open date then it really should be cause for a celebration and posted on the fridge beside the take out menu for Pizza Hut

  11. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:51 am
    lol. i would find this kinda offensive, like your asking someone to go die so they can party with Jesus. that being said. i think there are a few people i would like to give this invitation to.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:00 am
    What it doesn`t say is, "If you mess with me again, I`m going to make sure that is the party that you`re not going to..."
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:02 am
    a little bit of christian death humor. you just dont get enough of that.
  14. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:17 am
    at least its not byob.
  15. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:26 am
    yeah i might go.. but i told him sh.it it better not be a sausage fest n jesus said duuuddeee come on who are you talkin to here?
  16. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:37 am
    Oh I`d be sending these out to some people. <3
  17. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:45 am
    "lol. i would find this kinda offensive, like your asking someone to go die so they can party with Jesus. that being said. i think there are a few people i would like to give this invitation to."

    Yea, I`m betting this was given to whoever with the intention of suggesting they need to die

  18. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Can I bring my own Kool-aid ??
  19. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Where`s the small print saying what he threatens to do to you if you refuse to attend?
  20. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:04 am
    I bet the party sucks. No booze, no naked chicks... nothing fun. If heaven is anything like having a bunch of Jesus freaks around you, I`ll just stay down here
  21. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:52 am
    i hope Jesus doesn`t mind if I bring strippers
  22. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
    `i hope Jesus doesn`t mind if I bring strippers`

    He doesn`t mind strippers, just don`t bring any M&Ms, that really annoys him

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Yeah im betting the kid that wrote that probably got bashed!
  24. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:39 am
    hey jesus, mind if i bring a few thousand j`s to hand out at ur party? how bout some x and we`ll get this party glowin!
  25. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:42 am
    Dude, Jesus partys are the best. Theres strippers in the billiard room, tea and cake in the kitchen, a buffet in the dining hall, World of Warcraft in the basement, Manball in the backyard court, slumber party in the attic and Colonol Mustard in the Ballroom with the Wench!

    RSVP.

  26. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Hell is where the real parties are at.
  27. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    I`ll go to heaven for the climate and to hell for the company
  28. Profile photo of excelman
    excelman Male 30-39
    418 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    In other words...You`re gonna die, sucker!
  29. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    XD
  30. Profile photo of xastor
    xastor Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    heaven seems kinda gay
  31. Profile photo of boredfjord
    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    The party could start at any time? I always need to be ready? Great, now I have to go everywhere in assless chaps with a handle of tequila.
  32. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    i think ill duke it out in limbo thanks
  33. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    ugghhh...
  34. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Oh crap Jesus wants to kill us so he can force us to party?!?
  35. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    it`s a little morbid don`t you think? yeah it`s a party IF YOU DIE! MUAHAHAHAHA
  36. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    I don`t know about all you atheists, but I`m invited.
  37. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    "Gah! He wrote a non-existent address!"
  38. Profile photo of TheFrisian
    TheFrisian Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    "There is a party, everyone is there. Everyone will leave at exactly the same time. When this party`s over, it will start again. It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same." - Talking Heads
  39. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    You guys blow this stuff out of proportion.
  40. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    yea the party sounds cool and all..but i heard the devil has a rockin` BBQ going on.
  41. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Sounds like the lamest party ever. Everyone knows that all good parties rely on sins to make them good parties. With Jesus around that`s hardly likely.
  42. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?
  43. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    i just hope i get there late.
  44. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    umm ,I`m busy that night .I have to wash my hair .
  45. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    me: uh, do i have to like, die in order to go?
    Jesus: yuppers
    me: me thinks this is a trap...ooh, did i say that out loud?
    Jesus: um, yeah
    me: k, thanks J-bro, but I think I`ll pass.
  46. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Joshyboy989: well, poo. if he made us drink wine for every time we go to church, just imagine all the wine at the party!
  47. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    You`d figure the son of God would have better penmanship...
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?

    Please don`t. If you all did that, this site would be f*cked.

  49. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    So, what`s the catch?

    Adjusts halo

  50. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"
  51. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:28 am
    Scam. Seems like a really plain invitation for a guy with infinite power and wisdom.
  52. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:20 am
    Is Ayomikun a real name?
  53. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:17 am
    Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"

    Wow! Dan Brown eats Flash! No wonder he writes so badly, what with all that bleach sloshing around inside him!

  54. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:43 am
    wow that`s actually kind of morbid
  55. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:38 am
    So, what`s the catch?

    Everyone at the party is religious.

  56. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Wow, boris227. You aren`t funny...
  57. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    What a nifty way of reminding people of their inevitable demise! How awesome would it be, though, to die, then wake up and see Jesus tapping a keg of some sweet angel-brewed IPA?
  58. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    And speaking of IPA, I`m enjoying some courtesy of the Sumarian goddess of fermentaion: Ninkasi.
  59. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:23 am
    Any time soon? Jesus isn`t very organised...
  60. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    It`s an allegory for suicide.
  61. Profile photo of AnarchistGod
    AnarchistGod Male 70 & Over
    893 posts
    December 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I don`t want to go to heaven and besides all the interesting people are hell.
  62. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    but if u kill ur self dont you go to hell?

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