Jesus Invites You To A Party... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

...there"s only one catch though.
There are 62 comments:
Female 204
but if u kill ur self dont you go to hell?
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Male 893
I don`t want to go to heaven and besides all the interesting people are hell.
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Male 150
It`s an allegory for suicide.
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Male 2,159
Any time soon? Jesus isn`t very organised...
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Male 2,868
And speaking of IPA, I`m enjoying some courtesy of the Sumarian goddess of fermentaion: Ninkasi.
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Male 2,868
What a nifty way of reminding people of their inevitable demise! How awesome would it be, though, to die, then wake up and see Jesus tapping a keg of some sweet angel-brewed IPA?
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Male 189
Wow, boris227. You aren`t funny...
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Male 4,290
[quote]So, what`s the catch?[/quote]

Everyone at the party is religious.

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Male 1,312
wow that`s actually kind of morbid
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Male 84
Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"

Wow! Dan Brown eats Flash! No wonder he writes so badly, what with all that bleach sloshing around inside him!

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Male 4,004
Is Ayomikun a real name?
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Male 1,051
Scam. Seems like a really plain invitation for a guy with infinite power and wisdom.
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Male 474
Dan Brown said it best, "I kneel before a torture device and ritulistically eat flash and drink blood"
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Male 8,302
So, what`s the catch?

[quote]Adjusts halo[/quote]

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Male 12,138
[quote]So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?[/quote]

Please don`t. If you all did that, this site would be f*cked.

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Female 328
You`d figure the son of God would have better penmanship...
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Male 373
Joshyboy989: well, poo. if he made us drink wine for every time we go to church, just imagine all the wine at the party!
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Female 53
me: uh, do i have to like, die in order to go?
Jesus: yuppers
me: me thinks this is a trap...ooh, did i say that out loud?
Jesus: um, yeah
me: k, thanks J-bro, but I think I`ll pass.
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Female 864
umm ,I`m busy that night .I have to wash my hair .
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Male 1,045
i just hope i get there late.
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Male 191
So... By posting this was Fancy telling us all to go die?
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Male 169
Sounds like the lamest party ever. Everyone knows that all good parties rely on sins to make them good parties. With Jesus around that`s hardly likely.
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Male 214
yea the party sounds cool and all..but i heard the devil has a rockin` BBQ going on.
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Male 2,506
You guys blow this stuff out of proportion.
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Male 5
"There is a party, everyone is there. Everyone will leave at exactly the same time. When this party`s over, it will start again. It will not be any different, it will be exactly the same." - Talking Heads
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Male 4,680
"Gah! He wrote a non-existent address!"
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Male 86
I don`t know about all you atheists, but I`m invited.
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Female 3,598
it`s a little morbid don`t you think? yeah it`s a party IF YOU DIE! MUAHAHAHAHA
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Female 241
Oh crap Jesus wants to kill us so he can force us to party?!?
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Male 173
ugghhh...
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Male 1,485
i think ill duke it out in limbo thanks
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Male 928
The party could start at any time? I always need to be ready? Great, now I have to go everywhere in assless chaps with a handle of tequila.
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Male 46
heaven seems kinda gay
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 418
In other words...You`re gonna die, sucker!
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Male 10,440
I`ll go to heaven for the climate and to hell for the company
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Male 1,550
Hell is where the real parties are at.
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Male 1,164
Dude, Jesus partys are the best. Theres strippers in the billiard room, tea and cake in the kitchen, a buffet in the dining hall, World of Warcraft in the basement, Manball in the backyard court, slumber party in the attic and Colonol Mustard in the Ballroom with the Wench!

RSVP.

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Male 894
hey jesus, mind if i bring a few thousand j`s to hand out at ur party? how bout some x and we`ll get this party glowin!
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Male 25,416
Yeah im betting the kid that wrote that probably got bashed!
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Male 414
`i hope Jesus doesn`t mind if I bring strippers`

He doesn`t mind strippers, just don`t bring any M&Ms, that really annoys him

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Male 515
i hope Jesus doesn`t mind if I bring strippers
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Male 4,594
I bet the party sucks. No booze, no naked chicks... nothing fun. If heaven is anything like having a bunch of Jesus freaks around you, I`ll just stay down here
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Male 59
Where`s the small print saying what he threatens to do to you if you refuse to attend?
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Male 4,807
Can I bring my own Kool-aid ??
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Male 2,690
"lol. i would find this kinda offensive, like your asking someone to go die so they can party with Jesus. that being said. i think there are a few people i would like to give this invitation to."

Yea, I`m betting this was given to whoever with the intention of suggesting they need to die

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Female 1,427
Oh I`d be sending these out to some people. <3
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Male 2,592
yeah i might go.. but i told him sh.it it better not be a sausage fest n jesus said duuuddeee come on who are you talkin to here?
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Male 167
at least its not byob.
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Male 7,611
a little bit of christian death humor. you just dont get enough of that.
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Female 9,475
What it doesn`t say is, "If you mess with me again, I`m going to make sure that is the party that you`re not going to..."
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Male 1,646
lol. i would find this kinda offensive, like your asking someone to go die so they can party with Jesus. that being said. i think there are a few people i would like to give this invitation to.
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Male 808
Whether or not you believe in an afterlife, it`s still implying you have to be dead to party it up with Jesus.

Well I guess you are right-but I am stuck on the morbid comments-since it is an open date then it really should be cause for a celebration and posted on the fridge beside the take out menu for Pizza Hut

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Female 346
Is this a death threat? I don`t think I like this guy so much now.
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Female 590
Morbid?? If you believe in the afterlife why is it morbid-it should be a celebration-me being athiest won`t be getting an invite i guess:(

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Whether or not you believe in an afterlife, it`s still implying you have to be dead to party it up with Jesus.

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Male 808
Morbid?? If you believe in the afterlife why is it morbid-it should be a celebration-me being athiest won`t be getting an invite i guess:(
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Female 449
I dont get it, Ayomikun?
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Female 311
sorry Jesus, i think i`m washing my hair that day..
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Female 159
xD i just wanted to say MORBID ;P
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Female 590
That`s kind of morbid...
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Male 4,290
I`ll gladly help you skip the queue and get in early, courtesy of this baseball bat. You`re welcome!
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Male 20,169
Link: Jesus Invites You To A Party... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...there`s only one catch though.
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