Jeez, The Beast is a Total Dick [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

It"s crap like this that turned off Beauty in the first place.
There are 39 comments:
Male 48
"These puny humans are of no concern!"
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Male 81
Facepalm.
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Male 5
he was concerned those cute faces would break the camera
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha
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Female 154
LMAO... I have no idea why this amuses me so
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Male 21
@ metalicdemon - so 13-17 are no longer considered kids?
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Male 144
@MetalicDemon

i love you

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Male 1,485
haha, kids have no real function anyway, they should be shot at birth
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Male 116
Belle just had a bad case of Stockholm syndrome.
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Male 2,238
Hahaha!

He`s totally using them as armrests.

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Female 7
Her name is Belle...not beauty.. ._.
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Male 14
i bet he hates his job
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Male 1,054
"Lets see, the woman is abducted by an ugly older Animal, and then falls in love with her abductor!?!?!?"

So, you haven`t seen the Disney movie, the silent film the preceded it, or read the fairytale.

The girl is not abducted, she takes her father`s place - either of her own will as in the Disney version, or as commanded by her father in other versions. The story is a commentary on old world marriage traditions. The story, stardagger, comes from Europe.

The villain in the Disney version was Gaston, basically a handsome, wealthy WASP frat boy on steroids.

Stardagger, Europeans tend to get down right po`d when Americans judge and cr*p on European culture without knowing anything about it. So cut it out.

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Female 2,672
thts really funny
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Female 673
Wouldn`t the picture takers have noticed their faces being blocked, though? :-P
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Female 9,477
repost, but still funny.
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Female 213
LMFAOOO
POOR KIDS
hahaha, probably didn`t wanna stick THIS in their famiy album!
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Male 1,045
i agree with stardagger, that is one fu.cked up movie.

and i figured out the beast was a dick when he kidnapped a barely legal woman, and raped her repeatedly(it`s implied).

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Male 156
everyone seems to hate StarDagger... but he`s just pointing out a deeper level of understanding.
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Male 118
lol @ Caretta
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Female 57
"Most kids in america are ugly,"

Wow, is that like an actual statistic? OMG, YOU`RE PROBABLY A SCIENTIST.

You`re an idiot.

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Female 288
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepooooooooooooooost.
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Male 670
dude stardagger, stfu no one cares what you think
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Male 2,440
No, StarDagger is some insane troll hellbent on sounding like a total idiot. It`s like he thinks he`s Tyler Durden or some sh*t.
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Male 540
Stardagger is right, Beauty and the Beast is a heart warming story about stockholm syndrome.
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Male 1,190
All of the Disney movies are very screwed up in their messages to young girls, but the king of wrongness is Beauty and the Beast.
Lets see, the woman is abducted by an ugly older Animal, and then falls in love with her abductor!?!?!?
If this was a rated R movie people would be protesting in the streets, but since it is meant to program our children, it is OK!?!?!
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Male 1,190
Most kids in america are ugly, they just do not know it, and their parents also being ugly can`t tell the difference.
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Female 4,376
He looks friendly.
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Male 814
meh...the parents know what their kids look like...
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Male 52
he chased me when I went to disney I ended up punching him and running away
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Male 7,611
dude needs to put on a shirt, its like he`s wearing a sweater.
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Male 1,403
he did that to me once...
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Male 162
hahaha, definately ugly kids lol
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Male 383
haha owned..
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Male 4,680
Ugly kids?
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Male 1,718
Roflmao ^^
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Male 334
lmao @ this.
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Male 20,188
Link: Jeez, The Beast is a Total Dick [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s crap like this that turned off Beauty in the first place.
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