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Date: 11/01/09 06:06 AM

39 Responses to Jeez, The Beast is a Total Dick [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Link: Jeez, The Beast is a Total Dick - It`s crap like this that turned off Beauty in the first place.
  2. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:41 am
    lmao @ this.
  3. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Roflmao ^^
  4. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Ugly kids?
  5. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 7:35 am
    haha owned..
  6. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 7:46 am
    hahaha, definately ugly kids lol
  7. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:21 am
    he did that to me once...
  8. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:32 am
    dude needs to put on a shirt, its like he`s wearing a sweater.
  9. Profile photo of yeldarb92
    yeldarb92 Male 13-17
    52 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:32 am
    he chased me when I went to disney I ended up punching him and running away
  10. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:34 am
    meh...the parents know what their kids look like...
  11. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:07 am
    He looks friendly.
  12. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Most kids in america are ugly, they just do not know it, and their parents also being ugly can`t tell the difference.
  13. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:42 am
    All of the Disney movies are very screwed up in their messages to young girls, but the king of wrongness is Beauty and the Beast.
    Lets see, the woman is abducted by an ugly older Animal, and then falls in love with her abductor!?!?!?
    If this was a rated R movie people would be protesting in the streets, but since it is meant to program our children, it is OK!?!?!
  14. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Stardagger is right, Beauty and the Beast is a heart warming story about stockholm syndrome.
  15. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:09 am
    No, StarDagger is some insane troll hellbent on sounding like a total idiot. It`s like he thinks he`s Tyler Durden or some sh*t.
  16. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:09 am
    dude stardagger, stfu no one cares what you think
  17. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:58 am
    reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepooooooooooooooost.
  18. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:59 am
    "Most kids in america are ugly,"

    Wow, is that like an actual statistic? OMG, YOU`RE PROBABLY A SCIENTIST.

    You`re an idiot.

  19. Profile photo of Monday
    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    lol @ Caretta
  20. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    everyone seems to hate StarDagger... but he`s just pointing out a deeper level of understanding.
  21. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    i agree with stardagger, that is one fu.cked up movie.

    and i figured out the beast was a dick when he kidnapped a barely legal woman, and raped her repeatedly(it`s implied).

  22. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    LMFAOOO
    POOR KIDS
    hahaha, probably didn`t wanna stick THIS in their famiy album!
  23. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    repost, but still funny.
  24. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Wouldn`t the picture takers have noticed their faces being blocked, though? :-P
  25. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    thts really funny
  26. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    "Lets see, the woman is abducted by an ugly older Animal, and then falls in love with her abductor!?!?!?"

    So, you haven`t seen the Disney movie, the silent film the preceded it, or read the fairytale.

    The girl is not abducted, she takes her father`s place - either of her own will as in the Disney version, or as commanded by her father in other versions. The story is a commentary on old world marriage traditions. The story, stardagger, comes from Europe.

    The villain in the Disney version was Gaston, basically a handsome, wealthy WASP frat boy on steroids.

    Stardagger, Europeans tend to get down right po`d when Americans judge and cr*p on European culture without knowing anything about it. So cut it out.

  27. Profile photo of Azure006
    Azure006 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    i bet he hates his job
  28. Profile photo of SoBelovesyou
    SoBelovesyou Female 18-29
    7 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    Her name is Belle...not beauty.. ._.
  29. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:16 am
    Hahaha!

    He`s totally using them as armrests.

  30. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:49 am
    Belle just had a bad case of Stockholm syndrome.
  31. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    haha, kids have no real function anyway, they should be shot at birth
  32. Profile photo of XxNaruNaruxX
    XxNaruNaruxX Male 13-17
    144 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    @MetalicDemon

    i love you

  33. Profile photo of McChickle
    McChickle Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    @ metalicdemon - so 13-17 are no longer considered kids?
  34. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    LMAO... I have no idea why this amuses me so
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:58 am
    ha ha ha
  36. Profile photo of dlsycix
    dlsycix Male 13-17
    5 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    he was concerned those cute faces would break the camera
  37. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Facepalm.
  38. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    LOL
  39. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    49 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "These puny humans are of no concern!"

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