Japan`s Version of Little Red Riding Hood [Video]

Submitted by: David7204 7 years ago Funny

So the Japanese decided to give their little spin on the childhood classic. One guess on how it turned out...
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Male 4
Yah,like,whats up with the racoon`s balls...was kinda wierd...
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Female 381
First, nice job with the Rabbit suit!
Second, WTF is up with the Raccoon`s balls??
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Male 5,194
Somebody Japanese could make a fortune with a website where they explain WTF all this nippon weirdness is.
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Male 2,553
>Neko Sik
What!? Please, if you happen to return here and see this, explain.
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Male 4,004
The only problem I have Davy, is that Asians only "l" their "r"`s. They don`t randomly insert them throughout their sentences. So "flucuations" would have to sound like "fluctuations" from an Asian...unless he has a lisp.
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Female 172
This just makes me want to live there even more :D
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Female 248
Something is seriously going down in Japan we don`t know about...
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Male 439
The boobs i really don`t get, but the big balls on the raccoon is completely legit culturally in Japan :P
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Male 8,302
The interviewer holds up one of those Rorschach inkblot things and says to the applicant "What do you see here?"

"Uh... some sort of insect", says the guy, "like a bug or something"

"NEXT!" yells the interviewer.

The next applicant comes in. "What do you see?" says the interviewer, holding up the same card.

"Ummm... a colony of bugs"

"NEXT!!"

"What do you see?"

"Uh... a big bug??"

"NEXT!!!"

"What do you see?"

"Nothing" replies the applicant.

"What!??? Nothing at all!!???"

"Nothing whatsoever" replies the applicant.

"Congratulations, you`re hired!!", says the interviewer. "

Welcome to..."

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Male 8,302
I got it Davy, and speaking of jokes, I invented a brand new, never before told, not ripped-off-from-anywhere, 100% Original one a few days ago. If you`ve ever wanted to know where jokes come from originally, now you know.

Want to hear it? Too bad, you`re going too anyway.

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Female 512
Does the phrase "completely inappropriate" even exist in the Japanese language?
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Female 342
WTF was that?
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Female 288
um... ahem.
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Female 232
What
the
HELLLL???
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Male 12,138
vv I expect only a handful of people to get that joke, by the way. I don`t raise my expectations that much anymore.
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Male 12,138
Joke time. Japanese dude goes to a money change, gets 100 British Pounds Stirling for his 5000 Yen. Fair enough.

Next day, same Japanese dude goes to the same Bureau de Change and gets only 90 British Pounds for his second batch of 5000 Yen. Japanese dude cries "Hey... why yesterday I get one hundred pounds, today I get ninety pounds?"

Change agent, familiar as he is with world currency changes from day to day, explains to the guy, "Fluctuations".

Japanese dude says, "Well, fluck you Blittish too!"

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Male 1,081
lolwut?
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Male 87
thats cause the japs are efin crazy
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Female 697
Oh, that raccoon! Its based off of a japanese mythical creature...a raccoon with huge balls that can transform into anything said raccoon wishes them to be.
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Female 1,299
I almost thought it wasn`t that bad at first. I should`ve known better
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Male 38
lol, sounds like, "I`m a hooker, i`m a hooker, i`m a hooker"
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Male 8
There really are more posts related to Japan on this website than any other topic
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Male 22
My childhood...
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Male 4,393
why..
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Male 360
I think...even if I spoke japanese I would still be confused by this
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Female 120
isn`t this a Japanese construction company commercial?
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Male 510
:22 i did NOT see that coming
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Female 3,598
at the end the animals have boobs right? i`m not just imagining that am i?
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Male 678
damn those were some big balls!
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Male 1,598
It just wasn`t creepy enough, they had to go and add a Tanuki...
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Male 18
lolz "I`m a `ooka"(repeats) then... the giant animal genitalia... it worked perfectly together.
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Male 10,845
I`d thought I`d never see a Tanuki in a European forest but there it is.
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Male 10,440
Wait. *pause*. Wtf?
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Male 864
Did that badger have giant testicles? And then at the end were they all holding their giant furry boobs? What the hell, man?
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Male 2,076
gold, "woaw" at the end..classic gold brix
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Male 254
Double you-Tee-Eff
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Male 1,164
Linkenberger is confused... and concerned...
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Male 894
there`s 30 seconds i`ll never get back... crap
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Male 5,194
WHAT the - ? Can ANYBODY explain this? I looked up the site, seems to be for a construction firm. I looked up Tanuki and whatever, still lost...
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Male 25,416
Umm. What just happened?
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Male 95
why does that animal have hudge balls?
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Male 795
Those are some serious nads.....
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Female 105
Glad the tanuki could make an appearance, but I thought the animal costumes were pretty sweet, up until the ball part.
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Female 25
Tan Tan Tanuki no kintama wa,
Kaze mo nai no ni,
Bura bura

look it up i dare ya

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Male 4
lmao thats awesome
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Male 715
LMAO, that`s too good.
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Male 1,196
why did she grab her boobs. i don`t get it
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Female 895
SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD!
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Male 9,306
Loxen: Ohh I love Japanese monsters! Two of my favorites are the One-footed parasol monster and the floating lantern monster. :D
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Male 2,690
OMG I remember this! Not the full video, but back when I first ever got a computer I saw this .gif where he`s swinging his balls around and then she makes the :O face, rinse&repeat
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Male 7,585
ive actually seen this before, dont know where, dont know why, just know that tonight wont be the first night it will haunt my dreams
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Male 600
WTF WAS UP WITH THOSE GINORMOUS BALLS?
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Male 1,646
agreed winter_ICE_0
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Female 1,894
wow. a little too happy little red riding hood.. CALM THE F- DOWN
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Female 1,386
Awh... I like Tanuki. The big nuts is just a mythology thing.
My second fav in asian mythology is the Kappa (wasn`t one on the vid). Asian monsters pwn. Godzilla rawr!
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Male 4,746
Giant balls and boobs for all.
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Female 538
I guessed what it was before I clicked the link. I used to think this video was funny.
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Male 976
Alright I know genocides are bad and all... but I think we need to make one exception.
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Male 970
BAWLS
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Male 1,765
loljapan
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Male 68
... i`ve seen it on 4chan once but still, wtf?
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Female 45
pedobear brought friends!
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Male 24
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