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"Uh... some sort of insect", says the guy, "like a bug or something"
"NEXT!" yells the interviewer.
The next applicant comes in. "What do you see?" says the interviewer, holding up the same card.
"Ummm... a colony of bugs"
"What do you see?"
"Uh... a big bug??"
"Nothing" replies the applicant.
"What!??? Nothing at all!!???"
"Nothing whatsoever" replies the applicant.
"Congratulations, you`re hired!!", says the interviewer. "
Want to hear it? Too bad, you`re going too anyway.
Next day, same Japanese dude goes to the same Bureau de Change and gets only 90 British Pounds for his second batch of 5000 Yen. Japanese dude cries "Hey... why yesterday I get one hundred pounds, today I get ninety pounds?"
Change agent, familiar as he is with world currency changes from day to day, explains to the guy, "Fluctuations".
Japanese dude says, "Well, fluck you Blittish too!"
look it up i dare ya