Incredibly Odd Screwdriver Instructions [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago Weird

Were there enough of peen-related shenanigans going on that this warning diagram was forced to be included in this kit?
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Female 12
Not to be a buzzkill i just wanna state the obvious but the words " into penis " are darker ink`d than the rest of the words so it is obviously photoshopped. But its ubber funny I lol`d
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Male 98
oh god i couldn`t even imagine the pain
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Male 425
I hate to say this but, "Shopped"
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Male 161
the line that says "not to be inserted into penis" does look fake, compared to the top line, but since this was most likely made in China, I would not be surprised if they had that problem over there; you know, chinks sounding themselves with screwdrivers, and of course they`ll need the little tiny screwdrivers.


(sounding is the act of shoving something in your dickhole)

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Male 1,451
I hate being the one to say this... but it`s not a real warning. We use this exact set at work and it doesn`t have the penis thing on it. The penis, the circle and / and text are all fake.
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Male 59
im guessing you can ram them in your chad tho?
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Male 2,868
Why? Those things are way useful in working out highly technical peen issues.
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Male 690
I wonder how many people must`ve put these screwdrivers into their penises for them point out that you`re not supposed to use them that way
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Male 9
gotta love that pic/ what idiot thought these instructions were a good idea at all
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Female 135
BAHAHAHA
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Female 196
do they really need the diagram to clarify that message?
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Male 1,045
i always look for things my pnis into, not the other wy around.
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Male 95
baby_bear, yes
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Male 575
ancient poop.
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Male 703
@ Baby Bear - Short answer, yes. However, it`s not restricted to inanimate objects...
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Male 284
Shooped :3

I have a set of these and there is no penis message, although the icon is the same.

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Female 1,395
Do men look at every inanimate object and think `how can i relate this to my penis?`?
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Male 109
sometimes you just gotta know...... every mans flaw
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Female 3,828
lolwut?
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Female 5,222
UGHHH OW! DX
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Female 232
Despite the painful repost.. you have to seriously wonder what prompted the warning. You know somebody did something really wrong to themselves.
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Male 1,081
ZOMFG PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!
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Male 999
too late.
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Male 338
why not?
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Male 3
if you look really closely zoom in and check the txt ull notice that the penis bit is different shade then the other txt , FAKE, still funny
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Male 1,003
lulz it`s #1 too!
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Male 367
All six? Maybe one or two is okay then?
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Female 1,264
I own those.
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Male 504
Maybe someone sued because he stuck it in his penis and the company didn`t want another lawsuit so they put the warning up.
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Male 90
Jewelers Screwdrivers not to be used on family jewels...hmmm how else do I tighten my sack.
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Male 897
Oh, so That`s what I`ve been doing wrong..
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Male 59
is that why it hurts so much?
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Male 592
i call staged?
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Male 14
REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! This is like the sixth time this photo has been on here. Please restore my faith in humanity by telling me that I`m not the only one to notice this.
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Male 1,381
holy crap, TELL me this is shopped?
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Male 1,718
Oh. Well they could`ve told me that before.....
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Male 450
good to know. wonder what else you use them for then
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Female 4,197
wth.. I have a set of those screwdrivers and never noticed that :/
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Male 30
Now wait for hostel 3. this screwdriver set will be in it;D
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Male 515
i could have gone a long time with out hearing about that ikit5
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Male 1,598
Thank you SO MUCH, dm2754. I can sleep easier tonight.
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Male 3,575
Male 819
I`m in pain just thinking about it...
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Male 3,575
I remember when these types screwdrivers first became very popular and have seen the illustration many times.
The dome is not a penis but a screw head. There is nothing you shopped about it; you guys are just perverts. B-|
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Male 10,440
Shopped, old, lame, ?? what else?

iKit5 > *why* did you share that?

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Male 191
Yeah pretty sure it`s fake but... never know. People are dumb as hell. Like the video iKit5 referenced. Definitely have to remember NOT to watch that.
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Male 542
Have this EXACT same set. No such instructions.
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Male 91
ergh. this is older than the internets.
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Male 894
can you say "shopped!"?
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Female 355
Holy drat, though.
I saw this video on Efudget.com (don`t go there).
This guy shoved the handle, I mean the HANDLE, of a screwdriver in to his penis. Ya know, where he pees from? Omfg. When he pulled it out, a lot of blood poured out. Ew. D:
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Male 25,416
Probably photoshopped but why hasnt wanted to put a screwdriver in there penis?
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Female 4,039
Too bad men never read directions.
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Male 334
OhNoFrodo
Male, 30-39, Europe
47 Posts Wednesday, November 11, 2009 9:29:29 AM
Its thanks to me that the warning is on the screwdriver.........oh yes!

way to ruin it for the rest of us frodo.

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Male 106
But... but... how ELSE am I supposed to adjust the screws I just put in there?

This makes my day more complex...

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Male 106
Pho
to
shopped
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Male 333
Its thanks to me that the warning is on the screwdriver.........oh yes!
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Female 299
EWWW.
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Male 10,845
Hey some people are that dumb.
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Male 77
Shopped, but clever lol
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Male 2,199
not only is that a very odd thing to include on your screwdriver set, it also makes my wiener cringe in fear every time i look at it. 2 reasons why i will never want this set, EVER...
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Male 268
Actually it is the older sets that have the warning. My grandmother has that set if belonged to my grandfather.
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Male 721
i have those sets too. but different from different brands. some might put that on there... maybe....
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Male 292
Ewww man. Who the hell would do that??
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Male 1,765
`Shopped. I have that very same screwdriver set right here and it doesn`t have any penis-related instructions. UNLESS someone actually tried to screwdrive his own penis and sued, so newer editions of this set need to display this ridiculous instruction?
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Female 9,400
*Backs away slowly*
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Female 175
thats.... nice....
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Male 964
so does that mean someone TRIED to do that?
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Male 512
._.
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Male 101
so many reposts, IAB, i love you, but really, again?
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Male 3,431
Trying to drive a screw is all...
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Male 1,646
i wish i could have been at the lawsuit that resulted in this warning label. "This packaging is misleading to the consumer!"
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Male 7,585
why would you need these instructions. im pretty sure anybody who would do that isnt really going to follow this little rule anyway.
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Male 137
@opiebreath
WHY?? Oh god..
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Male 271
old, very old, and very shopped.
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Male 404
o0
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Female 350
But that is the only reason I bought these...
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Female 492
I like how the felt the need to illustrate it.
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Female 678
You know somebody tried it and complained to the company for there to be a warning label shown. I don`t even want to know.
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Female 15,763
Glad that`s cleared up.

But vaginas are okay... right?

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Female 318
It`s only on there bec. somebody tried it.
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Male 642
O.o
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Male 72
O.o
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Male 27
O.o
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Female 1,043
o.0
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Male 72
O_o
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Female 1,780
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