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Date: 11/11/09 07:06 AM

86 Responses to Incredibly Odd Screwdriver Instructions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Link: Incredibly Odd Screwdriver Instructions - Were there enough of peen-related shenanigans going on that this warning diagram was forced to be included in this kit?
  2. Profile photo of retrogamer
    retrogamer Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:15 am
    O_o
  3. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:20 am
    o.0
  4. Profile photo of luniboy
    luniboy Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:29 am
    O.o
  5. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:29 am
    O.o
  6. Profile photo of Corydoras87
    Corydoras87 Male 18-29
    642 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:30 am
    O.o
  7. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:31 am
    It`s only on there bec. somebody tried it.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:31 am
    Glad that`s cleared up.

    But vaginas are okay... right?

  9. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:32 am
    You know somebody tried it and complained to the company for there to be a warning label shown. I don`t even want to know.
  10. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:36 am
    I like how the felt the need to illustrate it.
  11. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:36 am
    But that is the only reason I bought these...
  12. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:38 am
    o0
  13. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:56 am
    old, very old, and very shopped.
  14. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:58 am
    @opiebreath
    WHY?? Oh god..
  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:07 am
    why would you need these instructions. im pretty sure anybody who would do that isnt really going to follow this little rule anyway.
  16. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:11 am
    i wish i could have been at the lawsuit that resulted in this warning label. "This packaging is misleading to the consumer!"
  17. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Trying to drive a screw is all...
  18. Profile photo of EvilDictator
    EvilDictator Male 13-17
    99 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:16 am
    so many reposts, IAB, i love you, but really, again?
  19. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:17 am
    ._.
  20. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:24 am
    so does that mean someone TRIED to do that?
  21. Profile photo of princess0764
    princess0764 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:26 am
    thats.... nice....
  22. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:28 am
    *Backs away slowly*
  23. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:28 am
    `Shopped. I have that very same screwdriver set right here and it doesn`t have any penis-related instructions. UNLESS someone actually tried to screwdrive his own penis and sued, so newer editions of this set need to display this ridiculous instruction?
  24. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:36 am
    Ewww man. Who the hell would do that??
  25. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:43 am
    i have those sets too. but different from different brands. some might put that on there... maybe....
  26. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Actually it is the older sets that have the warning. My grandmother has that set if belonged to my grandfather.
  27. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:48 am
    not only is that a very odd thing to include on your screwdriver set, it also makes my wiener cringe in fear every time i look at it. 2 reasons why i will never want this set, EVER...
  28. Profile photo of Toochified
    Toochified Male 30-39
    77 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:03 am
    Shopped, but clever lol
  29. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Hey some people are that dumb.
  30. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:23 am
    EWWW.
  31. Profile photo of OhNoFrodo
    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:29 am
    Its thanks to me that the warning is on the screwdriver.........oh yes!
  32. Profile photo of kevinmiller1
    kevinmiller1 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Pho
    to
    shopped
  33. Profile photo of Klivel
    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:56 am
    But... but... how ELSE am I supposed to adjust the screws I just put in there?

    This makes my day more complex...

  34. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:05 am
    OhNoFrodo
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    47 Posts Wednesday, November 11, 2009 9:29:29 AM
    Its thanks to me that the warning is on the screwdriver.........oh yes!

    way to ruin it for the rest of us frodo.

  35. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Too bad men never read directions.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:07 am
    Probably photoshopped but why hasnt wanted to put a screwdriver in there penis?
  37. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Holy drat, though.
    I saw this video on Efudget.com (don`t go there).
    This guy shoved the handle, I mean the HANDLE, of a screwdriver in to his penis. Ya know, where he pees from? Omfg. When he pulled it out, a lot of blood poured out. Ew. D:
  38. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:09 am
    can you say "shopped!"?
  39. Profile photo of billbob-05
    billbob-05 Male 18-29
    91 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:15 am
    ergh. this is older than the internets.
  40. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Have this EXACT same set. No such instructions.
  41. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Yeah pretty sure it`s fake but... never know. People are dumb as hell. Like the video iKit5 referenced. Definitely have to remember NOT to watch that.
  42. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Shopped, old, lame, ?? what else?

    iKit5 > *why* did you share that?

  43. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I remember when these types screwdrivers first became very popular and have seen the illustration many times.
    The dome is not a penis but a screw head. There is nothing you shopped about it; you guys are just perverts. B-|
  44. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    I`m in pain just thinking about it...
  45. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jewele...
  46. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Thank you SO MUCH, dm2754. I can sleep easier tonight.
  47. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    i could have gone a long time with out hearing about that ikit5
  48. Profile photo of Battousi
    Battousi Male 13-17
    30 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Now wait for hostel 3. this screwdriver set will be in it;D
  49. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    wth.. I have a set of those screwdrivers and never noticed that :/
  50. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    good to know. wonder what else you use them for then
  51. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Oh. Well they could`ve told me that before.....
  52. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    holy crap, TELL me this is shopped?
  53. Profile photo of itsstevens
    itsstevens Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    REPOST! REPOST! REPOST! This is like the sixth time this photo has been on here. Please restore my faith in humanity by telling me that I`m not the only one to notice this.
  54. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    i call staged?
  55. Profile photo of BoobsAreNice
    BoobsAreNice Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    is that why it hurts so much?
  56. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Oh, so That`s what I`ve been doing wrong..
  57. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Jewelers Screwdrivers not to be used on family jewels...hmmm how else do I tighten my sack.
  58. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    Maybe someone sued because he stuck it in his penis and the company didn`t want another lawsuit so they put the warning up.
  59. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    I own those.
  60. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    All six? Maybe one or two is okay then?
  61. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    lulz it`s #1 too!
  62. Profile photo of walbot
    walbot Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    if you look really closely zoom in and check the txt ull notice that the penis bit is different shade then the other txt , FAKE, still funny
  63. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    why not?
  64. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    too late.
  65. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    ZOMFG PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!
  66. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    Despite the painful repost.. you have to seriously wonder what prompted the warning. You know somebody did something really wrong to themselves.
  67. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    UGHHH OW! DX
  68. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:26 am
    lolwut?
  69. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 1:55 am
    sometimes you just gotta know...... every mans flaw
  70. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:36 am
    Do men look at every inanimate object and think `how can i relate this to my penis?`?
  71. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 3:10 am
    Shooped :3

    I have a set of these and there is no penis message, although the icon is the same.

  72. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:45 am
    @ Baby Bear - Short answer, yes. However, it`s not restricted to inanimate objects...
  73. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:06 am
    ancient poop.
  74. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:47 am
    baby_bear, yes
  75. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:06 am
    i always look for things my pnis into, not the other wy around.
  76. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    do they really need the diagram to clarify that message?
  77. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    BAHAHAHA
  78. Profile photo of spikelea
    spikelea Male 18-29
    9 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    gotta love that pic/ what idiot thought these instructions were a good idea at all
  79. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    I wonder how many people must`ve put these screwdrivers into their penises for them point out that you`re not supposed to use them that way
  80. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Why? Those things are way useful in working out highly technical peen issues.
  81. Profile photo of kingofall
    kingofall Male 30-39
    59 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    im guessing you can ram them in your chad tho?
  82. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    I hate being the one to say this... but it`s not a real warning. We use this exact set at work and it doesn`t have the penis thing on it. The penis, the circle and / and text are all fake.
  83. Profile photo of coolcrazyguy
    coolcrazyguy Male 18-29
    161 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    the line that says "not to be inserted into penis" does look fake, compared to the top line, but since this was most likely made in China, I would not be surprised if they had that problem over there; you know, chinks sounding themselves with screwdrivers, and of course they`ll need the little tiny screwdrivers.


    (sounding is the act of shoving something in your dickhole)

  84. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I hate to say this but, "Shopped"
  85. Profile photo of doomyman
    doomyman Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:11 am
    oh god i couldn`t even imagine the pain
  86. Profile photo of yourface4427
    yourface4427 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    Not to be a buzzkill i just wanna state the obvious but the words " into penis " are darker ink`d than the rest of the words so it is obviously photoshopped. But its ubber funny I lol`d

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