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Date: 11/20/09 09:06 AM

59 Responses to Incredibly Inappropriate Boat & Yacht Names [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Link: Incredibly Inappropriate Boat & Yacht Names - To be honest, these boat names are pretty tame compared to if I-A-Bers got a chance to name their own boats. SS Goatse?
  2. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:03 am
    How about the SS Lame Internet Joke?
  3. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
    Titan Uranus XD brilliant
  4. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:18 am
    More proof that men are forever 12 year old boys.
  5. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
    SuperSmash, that`s a terrible name. You`re fired.
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Fictional boat name shoutout: The Filthy Whore from Cabin Boy.

    I am a fancy lad.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:26 am
    The "Gamec0ck" one really isn`t that funny, I`m pretty sure anyone over the age of 12 is mature enough to know what a game c()ck is.

    The superdong one is pretty awesome though.

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    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:44 am
    What happened to "Doggy Style I"...did it have to be put down?
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    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:47 am
    SuperSmash
    Male, 18-29, Southern US
    2583 Posts Friday, November 20, 2009 10:03:55 AM
    How about the SS Lame Internet Joke?
    --------------------------------------------------

    I think you got that one covered

  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:52 am
    How about Whatboat for the name?

    "So what`s the name of your boat?"

    "Whatboat."

    "The boat you just got..."

    HILARITY ENSUES.

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    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
    no doggy style one got rammed from behind
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Doggy Style + Rectum Recker = ROFL!
  13. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:22 am
    LOLOL @ opiebreath! aaaahaha.
  14. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:24 am
    STD C()ckburn
  15. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:32 am
    LMAO Opiebreath...
  16. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:36 am
    >>no doggy style one got rammed from behind<<

    Ah...well played, sir...

  17. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:41 am
    nothin wrong with the name Gamecock btw
  18. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    This one has a nice ring about it..

    Nice ship too.

  19. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    none of them were really outstanding. made me laugh a little though
  20. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    haha thats awesome, my uncle used to have one called "missbehavin"
    he is such a tool though so it suited him :P
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    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    rectum recker, interesting
  22. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    Photoshop.
  23. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Lol lucky sperm CLIMAX PA lol made me laugh
  24. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    How about Whatboat for the name?
    "So what`s the name of your boat?"

    "Whatboat."

    "The boat you just got..."

    HILARITY ENSUES.

    Reminds me of that one joke where you name your dog Stay.

    "Commere STAY!"

    LOL, has about the same confusing effect as naming your son Leslie.

  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Thats actually very cool, i suspect were gonna see more of these!
  26. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    Mind boggling. Call me uppity, snobby...whathaveyou... but to me, having a nice boat is supposed to be classy. Why would you name it something so ...vulgar. :/ Its like buying an Rolex and engraving "bumsmear" on it. Who does that?
  27. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    what, nobody called their boat "ASSMAN"?
  28. Profile photo of Joolz200
    Joolz200 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    there`s one where I live called `Itchy Pussy` :-)
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    Lucky Sperm from Climax, Pa, lmfao.
  30. Profile photo of laddsta
    laddsta Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    the doggy style one is win
  31. Profile photo of amhurley
    amhurley Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    haha i was on a boat called the sextacy once...
  32. Profile photo of Demonaiter
    Demonaiter Female 13-17
    17 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    LOL
  33. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    rectum recker o.O
  34. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    would someone please tell me what goatse means ?
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    ROFL@lillypadam
  36. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    chelseycake, really just take a deep breath and google it
  37. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Chelseycake, you are under 18 therefore it is illegal for you to know what it is. Trust me, you should be glad for that!
  38. Profile photo of Lonley_girl
    Lonley_girl Female 13-17
    138 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    omg i just googled goatse... my life will never be the same again :(
  39. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    rule #12 of the internet. if you dont know what something is, look it up on urban dictionary first.
  40. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Lol, Superdong and Fartbutt. Immature but strangely funny.
  41. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    omg i just googled goatse...

    Guys, never, ever, ever, google something which could be ew.

    To paraphrase chunkymonkie, UrbanDictionary is your friend.

  42. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:01 am
    Actually, Loxen, look around a harbor sometime. Pleasure Yachts often, but not always, have funny or vulgar names. It`s Tradition!
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:16 am
    Join me friends, cohorts, on the SSR `Shopped`, for caviar and champagne.
  44. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:43 am
    rectum recker is awesome
  45. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:57 am
    lol at the person who googled goatse. i made that mistake long ago and will never forget it.

    i like the lucky sperm one best.

  46. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:00 am
    lol, made me chuckle
    id make a bout called HMS KingDong
  47. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:12 am
    Oh god, it`s the "Doggy Style II". That means there is another boat called "Doggy style" floating(!) around.
  48. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:23 am
    Titan Uranus BawHaHaHAha
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Doggy Style I was sunk.
  50. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:38 am
    Lucky sperm
  51. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 9:50 am
    It says "Doggy-style II: The Rectum Recker" ...I won`t visit any marinas any time soon. Haha.
  52. Profile photo of TheTaurus
    TheTaurus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:04 am
    Titan Uranus... HAHAHA
  53. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:38 am
    SUPERDONGGGGGGGGG!
  54. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    I`ve met the owner of Lucky Sperm. He said he named it that because his parents are frickin` rich ass hell, and he`s never worked a day in his life. He`s 40 years old and just parties his ass off.

    Lucky Bastard.

  55. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    "omg i just googled goatse... "

    Tip for life, if you see it here and don`t know what it means... don`t google it or you`ll be scarred for life

  56. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    buttfart was just unoriginal and immature

    but doggy style rectum recker was just amazing

  57. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Lucky Sperm just set sail from Climax, PA.
  58. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    Rofl@The last one. Doggy Style, The Rectum Recker. Ahhhhahahahahaha
  59. Profile photo of Smoopid
    Smoopid Male 30-39
    8 posts
    November 25, 2009 at 4:50 am
    "omg i just googled goatse... " <--- lol poor riotDX. I cannot believe that there are people that still dont know what a goatse is.

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