Incredibly Inappropriate Boat & Yacht Names [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

To be honest, these boat names are pretty tame compared to if I-A-Bers got a chance to name their own boats. SS Goatse?
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Male 8
"omg i just googled goatse... " <--- lol poor riotDX. I cannot believe that there are people that still dont know what a goatse is.
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Female 1,593
[email protected] last one. Doggy Style, The Rectum Recker. Ahhhhahahahahaha
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Female 3,598
Lucky Sperm just set sail from Climax, PA.
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Female 1,890
buttfart was just unoriginal and immature

but doggy style rectum recker was just amazing

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Male 599
"omg i just googled goatse... "

Tip for life, if you see it here and don`t know what it means... don`t google it or you`ll be scarred for life

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Male 1,071
I`ve met the owner of Lucky Sperm. He said he named it that because his parents are frickin` rich ass hell, and he`s never worked a day in his life. He`s 40 years old and just parties his ass off.

Lucky Bastard.

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Female 735
SUPERDONGGGGGGGGG!
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Female 30
Titan Uranus... HAHAHA
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Female 986
It says "Doggy-style II: The Rectum [w]Recker" ...I won`t visit any marinas any time soon. Haha.
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Male 2,788
Lucky sperm
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Male 10,440
Doggy Style I was sunk.
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Male 4,807
Titan Uranus BawHaHaHAha
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Male 480
Oh god, it`s the "Doggy Style II". That means there is another boat called "Doggy style" floating(!) around.
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Female 2,672
lol, made me chuckle
id make a bout called HMS KingDong
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Female 3,828
lol at the person who googled goatse. i made that mistake long ago and will never forget it.

i like the lucky sperm one best.

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Male 703
rectum recker is awesome
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Male 2,582
Join me friends, cohorts, on the SSR `Shopped`, for caviar and champagne.
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Male 2,868
Actually, Loxen, look around a harbor sometime. Pleasure Yachts often, but not always, have funny or vulgar names. It`s Tradition!
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Male 2,238
[quote]omg i just googled goatse...[/quote]

Guys, never, ever, ever, google something which could be ew.

To paraphrase chunkymonkie, UrbanDictionary is your friend.

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Male 1,523
Lol, Superdong and Fartbutt. Immature but strangely funny.
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Male 669
rule #12 of the internet. if you dont know what something is, look it up on urban dictionary first.
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Female 138
omg i just googled goatse... my life will never be the same again :(
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Female 54
Chelseycake, you are under 18 therefore it is illegal for you to know what it is. Trust me, you should be glad for that!
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Male 453
chelseycake, really just take a deep breath and google it
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Female 5,222
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Female 275
would someone please tell me what goatse means ?
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Female 66
rectum recker o.O
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Female 17
LOL
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Female 1
haha i was on a boat called the sextacy once...
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Male 152
the doggy style one is win
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Female 9,572
Lucky Sperm from Climax, Pa, lmfao.
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Female 129
there`s one where I live called `Itchy Pussy` :-)
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Male 420
what, nobody called their boat "ASSMAN"?
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Female 1,386
Mind boggling. Call me uppity, snobby...whathaveyou... but to me, having a nice boat is supposed to be classy. Why would you name it something so ...vulgar. :/ Its like buying an Rolex and engraving "bumsmear" on it. Who does that?
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Male 25,416
Thats actually very cool, i suspect were gonna see more of these!
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Female 285
[quote]How about Whatboat for the name?
"So what`s the name of your boat?"

"Whatboat."

"The boat you just got..."

HILARITY ENSUES.[/quote]

Reminds me of that one joke where you name your dog Stay.

"Commere STAY!"

LOL, has about the same confusing effect as naming your son Leslie.

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Male 403
Lol lucky sperm CLIMAX PA lol made me laugh
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Male 516
Photoshop.
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Male 373
rectum recker, interesting
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Female 1,190
haha thats awesome, my uncle used to have one called "missbehavin"
he is such a tool though so it suited him :P
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Male 299
none of them were really outstanding. made me laugh a little though
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Male 2,220
This one has a nice ring about it..

Nice ship too.

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Male 599
nothin wrong with the name Gamecock btw
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Male 976
>>no doggy style one got rammed from behind<<

Ah...well played, sir...

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Male 1,226
LMAO Opiebreath...
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Male 270
STD C()ckburn
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Male 310
LOLOL @ opiebreath! aaaahaha.
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Male 10,855
Doggy Style + Rectum Recker = ROFL!
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Male 81
no doggy style one got rammed from behind
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Female 15,763
How about Whatboat for the name?

"So what`s the name of your boat?"

"Whatboat."

"The boat you just got..."

HILARITY ENSUES.

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Male 1,375
SuperSmash
Male, 18-29, Southern US
2583 Posts Friday, November 20, 2009 10:03:55 AM
How about the SS Lame Internet Joke?
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I think you got that one covered

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Male 976
What happened to "Doggy Style I"...did it have to be put down?
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Male 3,425
The "Gamec0ck" one really isn`t that funny, I`m pretty sure anyone over the age of 12 is mature enough to know what a game c()ck is.

The superdong one is pretty awesome though.

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Male 496
Fictional boat name shoutout: The Filthy Whore from Cabin Boy.

I am a fancy lad.

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Male 3,014
SuperSmash, that`s a terrible name. You`re fired.
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Female 410
More proof that men are forever 12 year old boys.
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Female 172
Titan Uranus XD brilliant
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Male 3,755
How about the SS Lame Internet Joke?
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Male 20,909
Link: Incredibly Inappropriate Boat & Yacht Names [Pics] [Rate Link] - To be honest, these boat names are pretty tame compared to if I-A-Bers got a chance to name their own boats. SS Goatse?
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