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Date: 11/21/09 11:06 AM

62 Responses to If Possible, Avoid Going to a Japanese OBGYN [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Link: If Possible, Avoid Going to a Japanese OBGYN - Those Japanese gynecologists--they`re anything if not blunt.
  2. Profile photo of ze_pilot
    ze_pilot Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:16 am
    Translation server fail.
  3. Profile photo of vstorm
    vstorm Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:18 am
    That made me LOL for real!
  4. Profile photo of AstatineBind
    AstatineBind Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:21 am
    dude, that`s chinese.
  5. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:30 am
    noobs please go google japanese writing and compare that to chinese writing

    THEY ARE NOT SIMILAR AT ALL!!!

  6. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Awesome.
  7. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:30 am
    That would be Chinese IAB. But yeah, funny translation, that`s some good ol` Engrish there.
  8. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:32 am
    snoop -- Actually they are. Japanese uses Chinese characters in their writing. It`s easy to be confused if you don`t know what to look for.

    Most people don`t know the difference between Kanji (Chinese characters used in Japanese writing) and hirigana/katakana (Japanese phonetic alphabets).

    Get off your high horse, nubcakes.

  9. Profile photo of esopillar34
    esopillar34 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:39 am
    I like the "fetal heart custody" too.
  10. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Just to add on akijade:
    Japanese has 3 systems they could use Kanji (characters), Hirigana/katakana (phonetic) and Romanji (using English alphabet, not very official)
    Korea uses Chinese characters too (`Hanja`) as well as the Hangul (phonetic).
    The main thing you should look for is Traditional vs Simplified characters. Those are traditional I believe, so it can`t be mainland China (they use simplified). So it`s either Japanese Kanji or Guangdong region Traditional (e.g Hong Kong). Korea never uses Hanja unless they really have to (e.g. airports).
  11. Profile photo of WilyMinx
    WilyMinx Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    the characters on the sign are def in simplified chinese, which is used in mainland china.. actually, "c*u*n*t examination" is one of the best direct translations they`ve ever made over there...
  12. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    i wonder if the observation room is the room next to mean person examination?
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    English is a great language :)
  14. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Well, at least they never make it sound convoluted or anything
  15. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    wasn`t it like during the olypics they tryed to translate all the signs to english and they used like

    someting, but something
    they put something, ass something lolol

  16. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    So this is real? I am going to get those characters stamped on a t-shirt and wear it to algebra and calc.
  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    its obviously chinese, retards
  18. Profile photo of mogman45
    mogman45 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    can`t tell the distinction between chinese and japanese? LOOK IT UP you ignorant lazy bastards.
  19. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    well since i`ve never done this before, and I have to get it out of my system...
    >
    >
    ZOMG!!! SH0PPED!!!1
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    mean person exam and fetal heart custody.
    hmmm....
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Oh you silly I-A-B filter...
  22. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    please...please...get it right just ONCE in your life....this is CHINESE, and NOT!!!!! again, NOT!!!!! japanese
  23. Profile photo of hoodafakizit
    hoodafakizit Male 40-49
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    November 21, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Interesting! They have a special department just for RIAA and MIAA lawyers!
  24. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    :P
  25. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Apparently every Asian language on IAB = Japanese. Failz.
  26. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    why is every asian language on here japanese??? that just took all the funny out of this picture.
  27. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    What the hell? There is no Hiragana or Katakana... thus, this is NOT JAPANESE!
  28. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Yep. Bekll, it is in fact Chinese. And they have so many people that they have to have a department for just about anything. I`m sure they like to cut costs on translations though. I once read a sign that said, "Please do not feed the fishes with your privates". And for a gynecology department, it seemed quite suitable. . .
  29. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    "Please do not feed the fishes with your privates"

    O_o

  30. Profile photo of TBWRB
    TBWRB Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    It would be interesting to see if all the arrows are pointing the same direction
  31. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    hahahahhahaahhahaha i love the word mean person!
  32. Profile photo of WadeisBored
    WadeisBored Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 12:22 am
    definately not japanese
  33. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 12:30 am
    My god, are you people still going on about this? It is Chinese, I spent a year over there and I speak it pretty well, I know Chinese when I see it. This has nothing to do with the three Japanese alphabets, or Korean or anything like that.

    /discussion

  34. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 2:19 am
    Lukas, not nothing, but they are derived from Chinese. On task, awesome.
  35. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 3:46 am
    Aside from the text being Chinese...

    Chinese "Engrish" is much worse than that from Japan.

  36. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 4:47 am
    Chinese text
  37. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
    175 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Oh yes, here`s a picture of the sign I was referring to:
  38. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:26 am
    lol, nice one :)

    And to tell them apart (rule of thumb): chinese has LOTS of lines and looks quite blocky, japanee has less lines and is more curvy and korean has circles in the writing :)

  39. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 9:00 am
    Thats not Japanese writing.
  40. Profile photo of gramatic
    gramatic Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 10:37 am
    id hate to see what they call prostate exams......

    ϠѬӂԒԈӃʥ finger in ass exam

  41. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Chinese fo sure
  42. Profile photo of IAMcheif
    IAMcheif Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    "And to tell them apart (rule of thumb): chinese has LOTS of lines and looks quite blocky, japanee has less lines and is more curvy and korean has circles in the writing :)"

    Japanese writing is just a slightly modified version of the Chinese writing. Korea has it`s own unique writing.

    If it looks similar, it`s Chinese or Japanese. Hard to tell the difference.

  43. Profile photo of AlewaresXD
    AlewaresXD Male 18-29
    222 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Exactly@ beternal. Exactly what I was going to say.

    They don`t look the same at all, I don`t know how to read Japanese, Korean, or Chinese, but it`s incredibly drating easy.

  44. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    So which of those characters means that word? Because I will totally memorise how to draw that.
  45. Profile photo of v13ragnarok
    v13ragnarok Male 18-29
    27 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    i dont get it ?
  46. Profile photo of icyfrresh
    icyfrresh Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    This isn`t japanese... I know this fact was probably mentioned about 10,000 times already, but still. =\
  47. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Hiragana:
    その日本語の漢字。ので、私はいくつかの文字を覚えて私は日本語の2年を要した。

    Romaji:
    sono nihongo no kanji . node , watashi haikutsukano moji wo oboe te watashi ha nihongo no 2 nen wo youshi ta .

    English:
    Its Japanese kanji. I took two years of Japanese so I remember some of the characters.

  48. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    Wow IAB can`t recognize Japanese Hiragana oh well...
  49. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    @ keatonatron
    actually chinese have a better chance of using english than the japanese because the chinese language has the "L" sound and the japanese use their "R" to simulate the "L" sound. So the japanese have bad engrish.
  50. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 3:16 am
    @ Bekll
    its called Kanji
  51. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2009 at 3:19 am
    @ alk3v
    you are absolutely correct and they are Japanese Kanji
  52. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2009 at 7:27 am
    So Giraldus is a weeboo faggot, go figure..
  53. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    November 23, 2009 at 11:38 am
    I have to believe that some translator was having a bad day, or knew this was funny as hell.
  54. Profile photo of Jadavid
    Jadavid Male 18-29
    126 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    that is outstanding work regardless of who did it
  55. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    "@ Bekll
    its called Kanji"

    And you`re telling me this... why? I know about kanji.

  56. Profile photo of Dark_Soloist
    Dark_Soloist Male 13-17
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    November 23, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    .. Hehe.
  57. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2009 at 8:08 am
    This is Chinese, not Japanese, but funny all the same.
  58. Profile photo of Giraldus117
    Giraldus117 Male 13-17
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    November 24, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    @ BurnBurn
    truthfully not really i just kinda felt like clearing the air on this little picture cause you all think this ain`t japanese anyway sorry if i pissed off anyone.
  59. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 11:47 pm
    another drating repost, cmon seriously
  60. Profile photo of chaaau
    chaaau Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    @Giraldus117

    These are Chinese, as a matter of fact, these are Simplified Chinese characters. Kanji is Chinese, too, but it doesn`t include all of these characters on the sign. Just give it up.

  61. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2009 at 12:35 am
    ok all you people. Kanji ORIGINATED from China. That`s why they have some of the same characters/meanings! an onyomi/kunyomi way to read them, chinese/japanese. -o- it doesn`t take years of study to tell you that JPN kanji started in china... (ex. Kyou, the kanji for capitol in Tokyo, is also in Beijing)
  62. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    this is chinese. i know because i`m a chinese student and can read about 2/3rds of this (i`ve only been studying 2 years).

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