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Date: 11/12/09 05:06 AM

77 Responses to Google Intuitive Search Is Disturbing Us Now [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of deadwing
    deadwing Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Link: Google Intuitive Search Is Disturbing Us Now - When, in the entire history of mankind has this prompted situation every even came close to happening?
  2. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:12 am
    Jeez...
  3. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:14 am
    i might have an idea why.
  4. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:16 am
    I almost sent one of these in today, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" ...
  5. Profile photo of yoshi_glover
    yoshi_glover Male 13-17
    76 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Hahaha i was sad enough to try this....some of them are there.
  6. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:26 am
    Why won`t he marry me?
    Cuz you`re writing this such things in google! -_-
  7. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:47 am
    You should try why can`t...one of them is "own a canadian"...d00d seriously?
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:11 am
    I submitted this too! :(
  9. Profile photo of izzy_meow
    izzy_meow Female 13-17
    63 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:27 am
    omg i typed in "why wont" on google and that list actually came up
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:28 am
    Google is going down the drain in stupidity...
  11. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:35 am
    Well why WON`T my parakeet eat my diarrhea?! D:
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:10 am
    ive seen the diarrhea thing before, but there is a good question in here. Why wont God heal amputees? well, anybody have an answer?
  13. Profile photo of Klivel
    Klivel Male 18-29
    106 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:25 am
    @cobrakiller: to quote family guy "because you touch yourself at ngiht"

    yea... that`s why. I hope you`re proud of yourself. XD

  14. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:25 am
    i laughed for a full 60 seconds. thank you
  15. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:30 am
    "Google is going down the drain in stupidity..."

    really it has nothing to do with Google. it just takes things that are most searched when people type in the beginning of a phrase.. so no Google isnt stupid, the people who use Google are.

  16. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:53 am
    i just typedin why wont to see if it would come up, which it did, but when i had just typed "why" the suggestion was "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch". why are these suggestions
  17. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:59 am
    @ cobrakiller

    he has a weird, almost sadistic, sense of humor.

  18. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Go sit in the corner cobrakiller.
  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:10 am
    what if i stop touching myself, will he give back the missing limbs?
  20. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:51 am

    cobrakiller
    Male, 18-29, Midwest US
    649 Posts Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:10:20 AM
    ive seen the diarrhea thing before, but there is a good question in here. Why wont God heal amputees? well, anybody have an answer?


    Because their amputated limb is sitting around waiting for them in heaven, right? Right?

  21. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
    yeah what is that about because it was the number 1 google trend yesterday, obviously googled bombed for some reason
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:10 am
    If we have to have some company take over the world as a dictator... I hope it`s Google.
  23. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:12 am
    landogriffin, i like where your mind is. but, why would the arm of a soul be seperated from the body of the same soul? that just seems unlikely, but im glad to see you putting in the effort.
  24. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:19 am
    apparently a lot of people are still using Limewire...
  25. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:32 am
    Why won`t God heal amputees?

    Apparently only the microscopic bacteria, cancers, and other diseases we have medicine for qualify as god doing miracles. God forbid God actually does something physically technologically and/or physically impossible.

  26. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:37 am
    Poor parakeets of the world. What have people been subjecting them to to ask this question enough that Google`s intuitive search would suggest this?
  27. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 10:48 am
    I just typed Why in google and got "Why I wore lipstik to my vasectomi"
  28. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I typed in `Why` into Google and got this:

    http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Neero/RFO...

  29. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:43 am
    oh. wow. parakeete.
  30. Profile photo of 100Years
    100Years Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Type in "Why does my" and see what you get.
  31. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Apparently household birds will eat human diarrhea because it contains wonderful nutrients vital to their whatever-the-fck-kind-of-diet they have. This parakeet, on the other hand, does not agree.
  32. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:51 am
    And goddamnit, neither do I.
  33. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
    saw that on tosh.0 yahoo answers.... lol @ fabarati
  34. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:56 am
    lol @ limewire
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Lolz!
  36. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    There`s probably some group of people who come up with a list of weird phrases and repeatedly search them on Google in their spare time.
  37. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    That`s fudget up.
  38. Profile photo of The_Enforcer
    The_Enforcer Male 70 & Over
    18 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    This problem is so infuriating! Can anyone help me out, I`m afraid that the parakeet won`t EVER eat it...
  39. Profile photo of EvilDictator
    EvilDictator Male 13-17
    99 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    i tried it and the actual results are better, the scroll down bar includes: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch, why is my poop green, why do men have nipples and why did i get married, oh google me luvs you
  40. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    haha whats even more fuct is now its just why
  41. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    What is happening to the world?
  42. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    ugh.....stupid google, cant get anything right
  43. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    I went further into this..
    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
  44. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Typing "why" into the Google Chrome address bar ONLY came up with "why won`t my parakeet eat my diarrhea" and "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch."

    I`m not sure, but maybe Chrome knows me too well?

  45. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Oh, I know! Back in the olden days, there was no such thing as iTunes or Limewire!
  46. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    How does this engine work? (like; how does it give you the suggestions?) Is it most commonly typed in, or last 10 entered? Does anyone know?
  47. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Damn you Limewire!
  48. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    There`s a dead pakastani on my couch.
  49. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    type in "why are black people" into google intuitive search, and you get some PRETTY MEAN results

    ex: why are black people so fat/ why are BP so violent/ dumb....

    ouch

  50. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    also...typing in "what are" yields
    "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples? i need them for fruit salad."

    no lie. try it

  51. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    apparently its from tosh.o
  52. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    disturbing?
  53. Profile photo of KoW210
    KoW210 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    ewe this is gross...
  54. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    um...
  55. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    i love how it says
    "why wont limewire connect"

    and

    "why wont my limewire connect"

  56. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    akabane, that`s not that big of deal. people word searches differenty.
  57. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    lol that was a yahoo answers post on tosh.o hilarious...
    it went something like:
    Q: why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea
    A: why are you trying to feed your parakeet diarrhea? try feeding it parakeet food
    Response to A: that wasn`t my question
  58. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    Funny thing is....it`s true
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    and it wont do a lot of things..
  60. Profile photo of Atomaton
    Atomaton Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 12:00 am
    hampoofegg is right. its there. try it
  61. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 12:24 am
    I hope everyone understands that google intuitive search often displays previously made searches on that computer, depending on the browser.
    So all these bizarre search results are most likely just set up
  62. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 4:42 am
    Try it out, crucible.
  63. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 4:57 am
    My friend showed me this yesterday. I was horrified.
  64. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Put `I like`and see what the suggestions are.
    Type `Why are` in and see what the suggestion is.
    Put `Why is` in and see what google suggests.
  65. Profile photo of deadwing
    deadwing Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    I got this exact result. i even submited it. But i only typed "Why" and there were a few other interesting ones. This specific one was referenced on another site and got so popular it started showing up.
  66. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    OMFG Crucible, i just tyed it in and it gave me the exact same order of words
  67. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    type "what"

    "what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad"

  68. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    LOL wtf!?

    "I hope everyone understands that google intuitive search often displays previously made searches on that computer, depending on the browser.
    So all these bizarre search results are most likely just set up"

    I tested it out... and it worked... lol

    And no, I didn`t look that up before. -.-

  69. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 12:15 am
    "I am"
    and "I am extremely terrified of Chinese People" pops up
    -___-
  70. Profile photo of MbHimself
    MbHimself Male 13-17
    2 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 2:02 am
    I found a few weird ones too like "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch","if my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour",and "why can`t i own a canadian" xD
  71. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Why is my poop green? Who are Obama`s czars? How iz babby formde?

    All these and more on epic Google fails!

  72. Profile photo of som-tam
    som-tam Male 18-29
    714 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:16 am
    if my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour.... that is a quote from `back to the future` one of the greatest films ever made..
  73. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    People search crazy stuff.
  74. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    I got "what are these strawberrys doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"
    XD
  75. Profile photo of haru0_0san
    haru0_0san Female 18-29
    43 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:51 am
    XD lmao I got the same things!
  76. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    why does


    "why does my vag smell?"

  77. Profile photo of SlenderJames
    SlenderJames Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:22 am
    I typed in "I am" and "I am bored" was the first result.

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