Google Intuitive Search Is Disturbing Us Now [Pic]

Submitted by: deadwing 7 years ago in Weird

When, in the entire history of mankind has this prompted situation every even came close to happening?
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Male 62
I typed in "I am" and "I am bored" was the first result.
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Male 2,788
why does


"why does my vag smell?"

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Female 43
XD lmao I got the same things!
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Female 2,352
I got "what are these strawberrys doing on my nipples I need them for the fruit salad"
XD
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Male 1,232
People search crazy stuff.
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Male 714
if my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour.... that is a quote from `back to the future` one of the greatest films ever made..
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Male 228
Why is my poop green? Who are Obama`s czars? How iz babby formde?

All these and more on epic Google fails!

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Male 2
I found a few weird ones too like "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch","if my calculations are correct when this baby hits 88 miles per hour",and "why can`t i own a canadian" xD
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Female 1,283
"I am"
and "I am extremely terrified of Chinese People" pops up
-___-
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Female 1,199
LOL wtf!?

"I hope everyone understands that google intuitive search often displays previously made searches on that computer, depending on the browser.
So all these bizarre search results are most likely just set up"

I tested it out... and it worked... lol

And no, I didn`t look that up before. -.-

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Male 177
type "what"

"what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad"

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Male 295
OMFG Crucible, i just tyed it in and it gave me the exact same order of words
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Male 5
I got this exact result. i even submited it. But i only typed "Why" and there were a few other interesting ones. This specific one was referenced on another site and got so popular it started showing up.
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Female 850
Put `I like`and see what the suggestions are.
Type `Why are` in and see what the suggestion is.
Put `Why is` in and see what google suggests.
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Female 667
My friend showed me this yesterday. I was horrified.
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Male 2,958
Try it out, crucible.
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Male 1,815
I hope everyone understands that google intuitive search often displays previously made searches on that computer, depending on the browser.
So all these bizarre search results are most likely just set up
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Male 98
hampoofegg is right. its there. try it
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Female 5,222
and it wont do a lot of things..
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Male 337
Funny thing is....it`s true
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Male 2,199
lol that was a yahoo answers post on tosh.o hilarious...
it went something like:
Q: why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea
A: why are you trying to feed your parakeet diarrhea? try feeding it parakeet food
Response to A: that wasn`t my question
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Male 246
akabane, that`s not that big of deal. people word searches differenty.
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Male 1,093
i love how it says
"why wont limewire connect"

and

"why wont my limewire connect"

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Female 301
um...
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Male 93
ewe this is gross...
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Male 999
disturbing?
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Male 211
apparently its from tosh.o
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Female 116
also...typing in "what are" yields
"what are these strawberries doing on my nipples? i need them for fruit salad."

no lie. try it

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Female 116
type in "why are black people" into google intuitive search, and you get some PRETTY MEAN results

ex: why are black people so fat/ why are BP so violent/ dumb....

ouch

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Male 150
There`s a dead pakastani on my couch.
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Female 202
Damn you Limewire!
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Male 173
How does this engine work? (like; how does it give you the suggestions?) Is it most commonly typed in, or last 10 entered? Does anyone know?
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Female 4,028
Oh, I know! Back in the olden days, there was no such thing as iTunes or Limewire!
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Male 1,598
Typing "why" into the Google Chrome address bar ONLY came up with "why won`t my parakeet eat my diarrhea" and "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch."

I`m not sure, but maybe Chrome knows me too well?

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Female 859
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Male 332
ugh.....stupid google, cant get anything right
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Female 243
What is happening to the world?
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Male 2,591
haha whats even more fuct is now its just why
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Male 101
i tried it and the actual results are better, the scroll down bar includes: Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch, why is my poop green, why do men have nipples and why did i get married, oh google me luvs you
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Male 18
This problem is so infuriating! Can anyone help me out, I`m afraid that the parakeet won`t EVER eat it...
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Male 17,511
That`s fudget up.
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Male 1,081
There`s probably some group of people who come up with a list of weird phrases and repeatedly search them on Google in their spare time.
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Male 25,416
Lolz!
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Male 1,219
lol @ limewire
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Female 135
saw that on tosh.0 yahoo answers.... lol @ fabarati
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Female 665
And goddamnit, neither do I.
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Female 665
Apparently household birds will eat human diarrhea because it contains wonderful nutrients vital to their whatever-the-fck-kind-of-diet they have. This parakeet, on the other hand, does not agree.
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Female 14
Type in "Why does my" and see what you get.
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Male 1,718
oh. wow. parakeete.
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Female 654
I typed in `Why` into Google and got this:

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Neero/RFO...

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Male 1,240
I just typed Why in google and got "Why I wore lipstik to my vasectomi"
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Male 1,106
Poor parakeets of the world. What have people been subjecting them to to ask this question enough that Google`s intuitive search would suggest this?
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Male 604
Why won`t God heal amputees?

Apparently only the microscopic bacteria, cancers, and other diseases we have medicine for qualify as god doing miracles. God forbid God actually does something physically technologically and/or physically impossible.

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Male 2,703
apparently a lot of people are still using Limewire...
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Male 7,834
landogriffin, i like where your mind is. but, why would the arm of a soul be seperated from the body of the same soul? that just seems unlikely, but im glad to see you putting in the effort.
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Female 15,763
If we have to have some company take over the world as a dictator... I hope it`s Google.
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Female 1,604
yeah what is that about because it was the number 1 google trend yesterday, obviously googled bombed for some reason
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Male 3,842

cobrakiller
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
649 Posts Thursday, November 12, 2009 7:10:20 AM
ive seen the diarrhea thing before, but there is a good question in here. Why wont God heal amputees? well, anybody have an answer?


Because their amputated limb is sitting around waiting for them in heaven, right? Right?

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Male 7,834
what if i stop touching myself, will he give back the missing limbs?
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Male 813
Go sit in the corner cobrakiller.
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Male 1,045
@ cobrakiller

he has a weird, almost sadistic, sense of humor.

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Male 81
i just typedin why wont to see if it would come up, which it did, but when i had just typed "why" the suggestion was "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch". why are these suggestions
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Male 1,646
"Google is going down the drain in stupidity..."

really it has nothing to do with Google. it just takes things that are most searched when people type in the beginning of a phrase.. so no Google isnt stupid, the people who use Google are.

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Female 178
i laughed for a full 60 seconds. thank you
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Male 106
@cobrakiller: to quote family guy "because you touch yourself at ngiht"

yea... that`s why. I hope you`re proud of yourself. XD

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Male 7,834
ive seen the diarrhea thing before, but there is a good question in here. Why wont God heal amputees? well, anybody have an answer?
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Male 2,440
Well why WON`T my parakeet eat my diarrhea?! D:
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Female 9,572
Google is going down the drain in stupidity...
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Female 63
omg i typed in "why wont" on google and that list actually came up
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Male 3,332
I submitted this too! :(
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Female 331
You should try why can`t...one of them is "own a canadian"...d00d seriously?
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Female 517
Why won`t he marry me?
Cuz you`re writing this such things in google! -_-
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Male 76
Hahaha i was sad enough to try this....some of them are there.
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Female 129
I almost sent one of these in today, "why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" ...
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Female 151
i might have an idea why.
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Female 854
Jeez...
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Male 5
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