Fresh Jumbo Dole Pineapples On Sale NOW! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Now that"s convincing advertising we can all believe in.
There are 62 comments:
Male 273
I-A-B, what the hell? Why do you let your pictures cuss but every time i try to i get "drating"
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Male 1,371
That actually made me laugh.
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Female 138
Sweet! The world need more of this!
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Male 3,915
lol...and to top it off...that picture doesn`t look too "jumbo" to me...
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Male 162
Finally some honest advertising, can`t argue with this, these pineapples are FRESH.
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Male 4,594
$1.88? Not bad... I`ll take two.
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Male 838
Now THOSE are fresh pineapples, ladies and gents
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Female 355
Reminds me of the bad ass poncho that was posted a while ago.
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Male 678
hahaha! awesome
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Female 877
lol, armydillo`s advertising is more convincing
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Male 138
HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SH*T!!! WE HAVE FRESH MOTHERF*CKING PINEAPPLES B*TCHES!!! RAWR MOTHERF*CKING PINE-D*CKLICKING-APPLE-F*CKING-S!!!
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Male 77
Damn Fine deal!!!
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Male 4,807
HarryBalszak....
"I find it ironic that this message board censors certain words, yet the same words appear in pics and videos all the time. "

I agree and have been wondering that for a long time now. Maybe the word "drat" is more vulgar than F#ck?

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Female 34
lol drat. you guys are crafty.
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Female 34
thats a drating great price for pineapples.
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Male 1,590
Who fired the f*cking proofreader?


I find it ironic that this message board censors certain words, yet the same words appear in pics and videos all the time.

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Male 99
Hot Sh*t!! Fresh F*cking pineapples?! You got me sold!
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Female 275
lol @ buxco215

now that`s fxcking funny
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Male 4,867
$1.88 for a fresh f*cking pineapple?....i`ll have 5
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Male 976
Samuel L. Jackson must grow those.

"I`m tired of these motherf*cking pineapples not being motherf*cking fresh!!"

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Male 62
Holy ass tacos, these are some cheap motherfecking pineapples!
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Male 326
A f*cking pineapple? What`s a f*cking pineapple? Is it a good idea to go around f*cking pineapples?
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Female 3,696
that is f ucking cheap..
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Female 12
Yes
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Male 906
thats advertising
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Male 3,819
CHRIST ON A FLYING WALRUS, IT`S F*CKING PINEAPPLE!
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Male 1,220
It sounds SO funny when you say it out loud
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Male 1,220
hahahahahahaha
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Female 74
WTF?
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Female 230
lmao. Sweet.
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Female 241
So that`s where pineapples come from.
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Female 372
I`d buy one just because of the advertisement.
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Female 248
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Female 15,763
That`s WAY better than normal pineapples...
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Female 1,963
Damn, and here I`ve been just eating regular ol` fresh pineapples, like a fool.
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Female 1,120
I wonder what country this is from...
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Female 471
pineapples bred solely for the purpose of f-ing?
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Male 299
when i want my pineapples, i dont want them fresh, i want them f-ing fresh!
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Male 1,067
I dunno why but "Fresh drating Pineapples" gives me the mental image of drating a pineapple.
Just me? Thought so ):
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Male 1,837
EXTREME ADVERTISING
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Female 257
LMFAO those must be fresh if they are f*cking fresh
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Male 308
seriously. i could not find anything wrong with this... untill i looked at it for about 5 mins. then i realized it had the word F*cking in it. i guess im just too used to the words
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Female 3,598
hell`s yes. i believe that we all speak this way, why can`t we put it everywhere?
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Female 97
Now I want a f***ing pineapple.
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Male 152
Wow! Those ARE fresh
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Female 159
AWESOME!
i want one! :D
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Male 1,666
Badass!
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Female 288
I am going to get me a Dole pineapple right now. Nobody will stop me after reading this ad.
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Male 439
I would totally buy a fresh f***ing pineapple any day.
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Male 25,416
Pineapples! the greatest thing before sliced bread!
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Female 291
I want me some fresh fu*king pineapples!!!!
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Male 1,054
Boss: Ok, let`s move on to the pineapple sale.. The caption should read "Jumbo Dole Ri.."
Typist: Wait, that`s d-o-l-e??
Boss: Yes. "Jumbo Dole Ripe Fre..."
Typist: Slow down... r-i-p-e... ok keep going.
Boss: Jumbo... Dole... Ripe.. Fresh.. Pineapp...
Typist: Wait - is it pineapple or pine apple?
Boss: IT`S JUMBO DOLE RIPE FRESH F***ING PINEAPPLES!!!
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Female 471
Win. I`d lol SO HARD if I saw this in an ad.
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Male 1,093
thats an insane name for pineapples.
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Female 285
[quote]But, I don`t like Pineapples![/quote]

There are some great as sh-t oranges in the next aisle, only two for a dollar.

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Male 588
Ah pineapples, the best type of apples...
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Female 158
i love that big pineapple maze! it`s so cool! any one know what I`m talking about?
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Male 1,598
I want to find whoever made this advertisement and give them a well-deserved high five.
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Female 21
That`s a pretty good deal.
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Male 95
That`s funny. Wonder if it`s shopped though. Oh well still awesome
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Female 9,477
But, I don`t like Pineapples!
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Male 20,187
Link: Fresh Jumbo Dole Pineapples On Sale NOW! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now that`s convincing advertising we can all believe in.
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