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Date: 11/21/09 11:04 AM

62 Responses to Fresh Jumbo Dole Pineapples On Sale NOW! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Link: Fresh Jumbo Dole Pineapples On Sale NOW! - Now that`s convincing advertising we can all believe in.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:08 am
    But, I don`t like Pineapples!
  3. Profile photo of Devok07
    Devok07 Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:10 am
    That`s funny. Wonder if it`s shopped though. Oh well still awesome
  4. Profile photo of emcat
    emcat Female 18-29
    21 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:23 am
    That`s a pretty good deal.
  5. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I want to find whoever made this advertisement and give them a well-deserved high five.
  6. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:48 am
    i love that big pineapple maze! it`s so cool! any one know what I`m talking about?
  7. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Ah pineapples, the best type of apples...
  8. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 11:53 am
    But, I don`t like Pineapples!

    There are some great as sh-t oranges in the next aisle, only two for a dollar.

  9. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    thats an insane name for pineapples.
  10. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Win. I`d lol SO HARD if I saw this in an ad.
  11. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Boss: Ok, let`s move on to the pineapple sale.. The caption should read "Jumbo Dole Ri.."
    Typist: Wait, that`s d-o-l-e??
    Boss: Yes. "Jumbo Dole Ripe Fre..."
    Typist: Slow down... r-i-p-e... ok keep going.
    Boss: Jumbo... Dole... Ripe.. Fresh.. Pineapp...
    Typist: Wait - is it pineapple or pine apple?
    Boss: IT`S JUMBO DOLE RIPE FRESH F***ING PINEAPPLES!!!
  12. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I want me some fresh fu*king pineapples!!!!
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Pineapples! the greatest thing before sliced bread!
  14. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    I would totally buy a fresh f***ing pineapple any day.
  15. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    I am going to get me a Dole pineapple right now. Nobody will stop me after reading this ad.
  16. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    Badass!
  17. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    AWESOME!
    i want one! :D
  18. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Wow! Those ARE fresh
  19. Profile photo of Cailin
    Cailin Female 18-29
    97 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Now I want a f***ing pineapple.
  20. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    hell`s yes. i believe that we all speak this way, why can`t we put it everywhere?
  21. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    seriously. i could not find anything wrong with this... untill i looked at it for about 5 mins. then i realized it had the word F*cking in it. i guess im just too used to the words
  22. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    LMFAO those must be fresh if they are f*cking fresh
  23. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    EXTREME ADVERTISING
  24. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I dunno why but "Fresh drating Pineapples" gives me the mental image of drating a pineapple.
    Just me? Thought so ):
  25. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
    299 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    when i want my pineapples, i dont want them fresh, i want them f-ing fresh!
  26. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    pineapples bred solely for the purpose of f-ing?
  27. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I wonder what country this is from...
  28. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Damn, and here I`ve been just eating regular ol` fresh pineapples, like a fool.
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    That`s WAY better than normal pineapples...
  30. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    ...
  31. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I`d buy one just because of the advertisement.
  32. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    So that`s where pineapples come from.
  33. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    lmao. Sweet.
  34. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    WTF?
  35. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    hahahahahahaha
  36. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    It sounds SO funny when you say it out loud
  37. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    CHRIST ON A FLYING WALRUS, IT`S F*CKING PINEAPPLE!
  38. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    thats advertising
  39. Profile photo of HolyHanna
    HolyHanna Female 18-29
    12 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Yes
  40. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 12:28 am
    that is f ucking cheap..
  41. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 2:50 am
    A f*cking pineapple? What`s a f*cking pineapple? Is it a good idea to go around f*cking pineapples?
  42. Profile photo of SlenderJames
    SlenderJames Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 3:40 am
    Holy ass tacos, these are some cheap motherfecking pineapples!
  43. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 5:13 am
    Samuel L. Jackson must grow those.

    "I`m tired of these motherf*cking pineapples not being motherf*cking fresh!!"

  44. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 5:46 am
    $1.88 for a fresh f*cking pineapple?....i`ll have 5
  45. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 6:07 am
    lol @ buxco215

    now that`s fxcking funny
  46. Profile photo of sumguyin267
    sumguyin267 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 7:09 am
    Hot Sh*t!! Fresh F*cking pineapples?! You got me sold!
  47. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Who fired the f*cking proofreader?


    I find it ironic that this message board censors certain words, yet the same words appear in pics and videos all the time.

  48. Profile photo of ayebbay
    ayebbay Female 18-29
    34 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:10 am
    thats a drating great price for pineapples.
  49. Profile photo of ayebbay
    ayebbay Female 18-29
    34 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:11 am
    lol drat. you guys are crafty.
  50. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:39 am
    HarryBalszak....
    "I find it ironic that this message board censors certain words, yet the same words appear in pics and videos all the time. "

    I agree and have been wondering that for a long time now. Maybe the word "drat" is more vulgar than F#ck?

  51. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Damn Fine deal!!!
  52. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 10:15 am
    HOLY MOTHERF*CKING SH*T!!! WE HAVE FRESH MOTHERF*CKING PINEAPPLES B*TCHES!!! RAWR MOTHERF*CKING PINE-D*CKLICKING-APPLE-F*CKING-S!!!
    JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  53. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 11:51 am
    lol, armydillo`s advertising is more convincing
  54. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    hahaha! awesome
  55. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    Reminds me of the bad ass poncho that was posted a while ago.
  56. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Now THOSE are fresh pineapples, ladies and gents
  57. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 6:20 am
    $1.88? Not bad... I`ll take two.
  58. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Finally some honest advertising, can`t argue with this, these pineapples are FRESH.
  59. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    lol...and to top it off...that picture doesn`t look too "jumbo" to me...
  60. Profile photo of Zequr
    Zequr Female 18-29
    138 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Sweet! The world need more of this!
  61. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 12:02 am
    That actually made me laugh.
  62. Profile photo of ForAllThSin
    ForAllThSin Male 18-29
    273 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I-A-B, what the hell? Why do you let your pictures cuss but every time i try to i get "drating"

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