FOX News, Asking The Important Questions [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

Answer: All the time!
There are 72 comments:
Female 12
That`s some hardcore investigation. HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU THINK OF TOUCHING PEOPLES PRIVATES?? TELL ME YOU BITCH!!
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Male 161
huuuuh, typical liberals taking anything they can find off of FOX news out of context and turning it around into something disgusting.
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Female 778
depends on what the people that are visible to me look like and whether there are snacks within my reach. snacks will always win.
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Female 914
the question they need to ask is: who DOESN`T think about touching other people`s private parts?
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Female 5,222
[email protected]
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Male 1,093
uhh, yes....no....maybe? idk, always?
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Male 1,312
every waking moment
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Male 1,045
is "always" a bad answer?
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Female 89
Go Fox, straight to the important stuff!
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Male 690
Oops Bill O`Rielly`s private emails got broadcast again!~
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Female 135
NOT ENOUGH.
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Male 29
Should NEWS even be in the same paragraph or even essay with Fox
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Male 29
Ah, Fox news. They are a joke inside of a joke inside of a jokes a$$............
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Female 535
I wasn`t til I read the question....now I can`t stop!
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Male 46
haha, foxy
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Male 985
NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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Male 2,868
I`m thinking about touching Glen Beck`s private parts right now. With a Wakizashi.
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Female 169
I`m touching someone elses private parts right now :)

... No I`m not I`m lonely :(

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Male 606
Do dogs count as people?
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Female 346
Thanks fox news! now I will think of touching other people`s private parts`

Maybe this will curb my anti social behavior.

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Male 1,164
Whenever I see an attractive set of private parts.
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Female 4,028
Oh, Fox....
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Male 310
touch my balls
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Male 2,690
"whenever im not touching my own"

Same here

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Male 703
whenever im not touching my own
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Male 528
probably around 350,000 times a day. Its about half my thoughts.
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Male 152
Man, what the f.ck, hope this was during prime time.
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Male 999
i am right now!
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Male 8,302
Breaking News:
Shock Result to Fox Phone Poll

In an unexpected twist, poll results last night showed that 87% of respondents think "most of the time" about The Political Ramifications of the Healthcare Bill on a Shaky Economy, 12% think about "The Meaning of Life and The Place of Dark Matter In The Grand Scheme of Things", and only 1% think about "Touching Other People`s Private Parts".

Fox staff all over the country have quit their jobs.

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Female 1,894
hahaha almost twice a minute
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Male 10,845
Believe me HarryBalzak I get the same reaction from conservatives.
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Female 2,220
ALL THE FRIKKIN` TIME, FOX.
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Female 1,677
I don`t think, I DO.
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Female 56
when do i not?! oh wait maybe at church. I try not to when im there. :)
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Male 430
When I`m not thinking about touching my own.
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Female 9,402
Depends on the guy.
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Male 109
How often do you SIN IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD?!?!?

every minute

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Female 230
I zero`d in on the ticker talking about his pattern of anti-social behavior.
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Male 1,003
too often...
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Male 4,290
How often do you SIN IN THE EYES OF OUR LORD?!?!?
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Female 3,598
i usually think about other people touching MY parts... does that count? i guess it would be a mutual thing tho, you have to give and take.
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Female 288
I dunno. When that falcon paunched me a while back, I was really thinking about that. But when it flew into that bug zapper and I didn`t have to worry anymore, then I went back to my previous engagement.
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Male 169
When aren`t I thinking about touching other people`s private parts? ;)
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Male 432
For extra Foxiness, the question should have been "How often do anti-American atheists think about touching other people`s private parts?"
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Male 25,416
Well. i think about sex allot! does that count!
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Male 85
all. the. time.
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Male 1,590
More liberal B.S.: Resorting to name-calling when confronted with a truth they don`t like.
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Male 1,505
@HarryBalszak

Your name fits you. STFU and go eat some pudding, Dorothy.

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Male 515
i wonder in what way teenagers are ruining society now in the eyes of fox.
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Male 736
Eh, Glen Beck? How often?
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Male 478
well this is all that is important to the vast majority of the public in america so....
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Male 1,357
good job fox
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Male 3,255
@HarryBalszak

Good job. Take a simple funny picture, make it all about you, and throw a crybaby hissy fit. Typical conservative B.S.

P.S. Hating Faux News is not a liberal thing, its a not an ignorant sheep thing. There are plenty of conservatives out there smart enough to see fox for the garbage that it is.

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Male 3,255
lol
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Male 1,590
Good job. Take one sentence out of context and ridicule the messenger. Typical liberal B.S.
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Male 10,440
FOX = crap
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Female 213
ergh. wow.
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Female 1,148
Not often...Why ya ask?
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Female 1,077
often enough, i suppose.
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Male 55
"Why touch other when i have my own ;D !"

How is that basement? Dark enough for you?

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Female 15,763
Fox decides to kick their old slogan, "Fair and Balanced," for a newer and fresher one...

"Sexy and Inappropriate! ;D"

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Male 1,646
pretty often i like to think. every time i masturbate i think about that. and even times when i dont masturbate i think about touching other peoples private parts... some times in my sleep when im not thinking about anything at all i think about touching peoples private parts
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Male 964
Why touch other when i have my own ;D !
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Female 90
Think of touching? Pssh.. Just touch `em... or poke and run.. thats always good fun!
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Female 126
wow not only does fox news have lame top stories but theyre also perverts too nicejob fox news
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Male 7,585
not enough for it to be considered a problem
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Male 4,807
Ummmm..Not often enough?
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Male 22
All the time. :D
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Female 961
yeah, all the time
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Female 178
seriously?
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Male 349
Fox noise at it`s best
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Male 19,873
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