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Date: 11/02/09 06:06 AM

109 Responses to First Known Photo of God? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Gingertom
    Gingertom Male 18-29
    44 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:20 am
    Link: First Known Photo of God? - The atheists will get this one immediately, it`ll take everyone else a beat to get it.
  2. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Heh.
  3. Profile photo of Reaper171
    Reaper171 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:23 am
    Lol yea true he doesnt exist <3
  4. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:23 am
    THANK YOU.
  5. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:29 am
    I saw him in my grilled cheese sangueech...yesterday.
  6. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

    Go kill yourself.

  7. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    I`m not an Atheist and I still got it. HAHAHA funny. lame.
  8. Profile photo of VCP24
    VCP24 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Wow, He is every where.
  9. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Teehee.
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Go kill yourself.

    Condoning a cardinal sin, not very Christian.

  11. Profile photo of Victim
    Victim Male 70 & Over
    219 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:32 am
    I don`t have to be Christian to realize ignorance.
  12. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:36 am
    lol, I`m a christain and I got it.
  13. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:37 am
    This one actually could be interpreted both ways.

    Many would argue that god is not a physical being and the "God is everywhere and in everything" thing... and as such would be in that square of paper.

  14. Profile photo of FitzySpyder
    FitzySpyder Male 18-29
    119 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:40 am
    oh look! an article about Bear Grylls!
  15. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:42 am
    i don`t get it
  16. Profile photo of Skyler92
    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:44 am
    LOL!
  17. Profile photo of Finjy
    Finjy Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:44 am
    "I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU.""

    Two people had responded like that when you posted. Someone is a little quick to offense, huh? `Go kill yourself`.

    Otherwise, I`m an atheist and this is just stupid. If they aren`t even going to be clever, why have inflammatory religious stuff? It`s pointless.

  18. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:51 am
    I loled so much i got ice cream all over my screen and keyboard.... yes that white guey stuff is icecream and i eat it by the computer...
  19. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    791 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:55 am
    I love religious rant-but that was stupid
  20. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:56 am
    im an atheist and i did get it immediately :D lol
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Except for the stupid atheists. Oh yes, every group has its own stupids. No one is spared!
  22. Profile photo of sholttbaby10
    sholttbaby10 Female 18-29
    1 post
    November 2, 2009 at 6:58 am
    hahahha. thats funnyy.
  23. Profile photo of katybaby223
    katybaby223 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Read this paper the other day. Cannot belive how un PC it was! Hillarious! But i wonder how many complaints they will get!
  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:17 am
    exactly
  25. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:22 am
    haha what paper was this in?
  26. Profile photo of wyngit
    wyngit Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:32 am
    @
    Victim
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    65 Posts I don`t have to be Christian to realize ignorance.

    Non-sequitur much? PHAIL.

  27. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:33 am
    You have to be an atheist to understand a stupid, obvious joke?
  28. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:35 am
    It`s funny cuz it`s true xD
  29. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
    299 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Aright, to everybody not getting: "The atheists will get this one immediately, it`ll take everyone else a beat to get it."
    A beat, would be a heartbeat, as in, not instantly but close.
    So, what the poster is saying is that atheists will get it before even reading the caption, others will take a second longer.
    Get it now?
  30. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Is this from the Grauniad?
  31. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:59 am
    wyngit fails. because he said fail.

    also this post might have been remotely funny if it werent for the caption

  32. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:01 am
    lol
  33. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:04 am
    LOL, awesome
  34. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:09 am
    it funny because it`s true
  35. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:20 am
    The idiots have come out to play.
  36. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
    749 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:26 am
    In RE last year we had to draw God. Quite a few people considered just leaving it blank but we were told to draw something.
  37. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:30 am
    Uhh... what would make people not see that?
  38. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:36 am
    It`s funny, although knowing Christians, they would interpret it as he is invisible, or God is in that piece of paper...
  39. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:37 am
    HAHAHAHA love it.
  40. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:40 am
    oh ha! ha ha! oh! because he`s not there! oh ha ha ha oh... just terrific... must have taken them a few seconds to come up with it...
  41. Profile photo of wolfking
    wolfking Male 13-17
    156 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:01 am
    lmao
  42. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:21 am
    rofl
  43. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:28 am
    true
  44. Profile photo of Capt-Tembo
    Capt-Tembo Male 18-29
    22 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:33 am
    BAM!! take that religion
  45. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:45 am
    Well, it`s funny...
    And true :)
  46. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:03 am
    yep,that`s him alright
  47. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
    POW! Right in the Christianity
  48. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:44 am
    so god is invisible :P
  49. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:09 am
    Really? This deserved its own post? Someone actually decided to submit nothing, and then write a little explanation so the mod would understand what they were getting at, and then that mod went to the time and effort (however slight) to post it?

    You`re slipping IAB.

  50. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Got an idea for next years halloween costume now.
  51. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:29 am
    He looks familiar somehow...
  52. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Hallelujah, god is square and white! There`s hope for me after all...
  53. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:34 am
    does anyone else wonder what this article was actually about? i mean it has bear grylls in it
  54. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:36 am
    "
    I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

    Go kill yourself.
    "

    THOU SHALT NOT KILL!

    You`re not a very good Christian.

  55. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:50 am
    What does God have to do with Bear Grylls? Did anyone else notice that?
  56. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Everybody knows God made Gary Roberts in his likeness.
  57. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    "What does God have to do with Bear Grylls"

    you`ll understand when you go to heaven...

  58. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    hes so big they couldnt fit him in!!!!!!!
  59. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Interesting. Funny too.
  60. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    You know, I was going to type some big ol` argument, but then I remembered the whole "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" thing.

    In summation, you can all go make love to yourselves.

  61. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    Ha, Ha, Ha.
  62. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    does anyone know what the article was from? i`d like to read it.
  63. Profile photo of agentzero
    agentzero Male 30-39
    11 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    You don`t get it do you? I can see him perfectly in that photo, its just you unbelievers who can`t because... well... you don`t believe in him. He`s holding up a tri-color sign that says something about Fred Phelps but I can`t make it out from this angle.
  64. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    I got it even before I saw it.

    No seriously. God is REAL. He is a clear, odorless vapor, like VX nerve gas only more deadly.

  65. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Monday, November 2, 2009 12:46:13 PM
    You know, I was going to type some big ol` argument, but then I remembered the whole "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" thing.

    In summation, you can all go make love to yourselves.
    ______________________________


    But God doesn`t allow self sex. Isn`t that when kittens die?
    Go read your bible.

  66. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    God exists inside us all.
  67. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    LOL, photoshopped tho? Also, what`s god have to do with Bear Grylls and Alpha chiefs?
  68. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    ^_^
  69. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    anyone else see a retarded wannabe gangster in a white hat blue green striped shirt smoking a blunt in that photo?
  70. Profile photo of EvilDictator
    EvilDictator Male 13-17
    99 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    in summation, new fav word
  71. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    thats hot
  72. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    I sent this to all the religious nuts I know, and they`re all either pissed or over happy. Two asked for an explanation, and one said something was wrong because the square was blank...
  73. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE POST THAT, YOU ARE INSULTING MILLIONS OF PEOPLEWHO REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD, AND YOU`RE ALL GOING TO HELL.

    just kidding, that was a good one.

  74. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
    101 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Wow you guys can`t see him? He looks pretty amazing
  75. Profile photo of dveke
    dveke Male 13-17
    8 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    WHY ARE WE SHOUTING???!?!?!?!?!?
  76. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    i know there`s probably some AMAZING joke behind this, but i just get blank rectangle.
  77. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    God is so pretty :3
  78. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    heeehee:]]
  79. Profile photo of MrGrowley
    MrGrowley Female 13-17
    120 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    He he he.... I chuckled a bit when I saw this.... :3
  80. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    oink
  81. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Seriously IAB?

    Stick to linking to the jokes, instead of trying to make them.

  82. Profile photo of Lazerbanana
    Lazerbanana Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    ahahahaha Baalthazaq is really religious mate your great but stating your opinion on I.A.B. doesn`t prove anything or change anyones mind if u really want to change someones life... consider missionary work good luck mate live free
  83. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    Lazer should win the really-not-needed-but-it`s-ok comment award. :P

    Yeah, um, funny... V_v

  84. Profile photo of Snazyguy
    Snazyguy Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    I guess he was too bright to get a clear photo.
  85. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    this joke had potential but it`s reaching too far. essentially we have a god is not real joke consisting of a newspaper and a blank rectangle.
  86. Profile photo of popo38
    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    lol how is this joke reaching too far?
    geez I guess you really do have to be an atheist to find this funny.


    pansys

  87. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:12 am
    HAHAHAAA!!!! <---with my best atheist face on.
    damn atheists. too smart for us agnostics.
  88. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:07 am
    This isnt funny.
  89. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:44 am
    Haha LoL I thought it was funny, you guys are too serious this is a joke like everything else here.
  90. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:27 am

    I`m not athiest but it`s still funny. :P It`s too bad most people think things like `christianity` come with `closed minded douchebaggary`. Really, they don`t have to go hand in hand. You have to admit, it`s clever!
  91. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:28 am

    Nice, Snazyguy!
  92. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:15 am
    lol your comments are as funny as the joke, guys.
  93. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:16 am
    Must of been snowing pretty hard that day.
  94. Profile photo of saintnickxii
    saintnickxii Male 18-29
    127 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Bear Grylls, God, A photo of god, can this news story get any better?
  95. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:59 am
    Lazer:
    1) Punctuate your sentence(s?).
    2) I`m not actually as religious as some people seem to think. Though I can see why IAB would think so.
    3) Just because I don`t automatically assume 4/5ths of the world`s population are clinically retarded because they disagree with me, doesn`t make me a religious nut.
    4) For clarification, I`m a regular nut, who happens to believe in God.
    5) Even if I wanted to do missionary work, why wouldn`t I do it here? I`d write a message and 100 people would read it here. If I was on a street corner I could only do it one at a time.
  96. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:58 am
    That`s racisit showing god`s white.
  97. Profile photo of sockdrawer
    sockdrawer Female 13-17
    63 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:51 am
    Win.
  98. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Ah, so God Does exist. It`s a 2"x3" piece of paper.
  99. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:40 am
    ftw!
  100. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    What about "God... today"?
  101. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:08 am
    "I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

    Go kill yourself."

    Apparrently some Christians r now encouraging mass suicide (get it MASS suicide) ... and they say its not a cult

  102. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:44 am
    wow so clever.
  103. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    got to love it when ppl get mad for a religion joke :p
  104. Profile photo of Lynea
    Lynea Female 18-29
    267 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    "Apparrently some Christians r now encouraging mass suicide (get it MASS suicide) ... and they say its not a cult"

    Heaven`s Gate? They WERE a cult. Why do you think they`re called religious cults? A small group of people does not represent us all.

  105. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    what? XD
  106. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:17 am
    God would laugh at this.....
  107. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:19 am
    So if this is god, and god is nothing, does that mean I`m laughing at nothing?
  108. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:47 am
    He`s shorter than I expected.
  109. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    49 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Should`ve been a mirror.

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