First Known Photo of God? [Pic]

Submitted by: Gingertom 7 years ago in Funny

The atheists will get this one immediately, it"ll take everyone else a beat to get it.
There are 109 comments:
Male 48
Should`ve been a mirror.
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Male 50
He`s shorter than I expected.
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Male 308
So if this is god, and god is nothing, does that mean I`m laughing at nothing?
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Male 660
God would laugh at this.....
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Female 5,222
what? XD
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Female 267
"Apparrently some Christians r now encouraging mass suicide (get it MASS suicide) ... and they say its not a cult"

Heaven`s Gate? They WERE a cult. Why do you think they`re called religious cults? A small group of people does not represent us all.

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Male 260
got to love it when ppl get mad for a religion joke :p
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Female 3,574
wow so clever.
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Male 1,678
"I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

Go kill yourself."

Apparrently some Christians r now encouraging mass suicide (get it MASS suicide) ... and they say its not a cult

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Male 191
What about "God... today"?
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Male 25,417
ftw!
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Male 494
Ah, so God Does exist. It`s a 2"x3" piece of paper.
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Female 63
Win.
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Male 14,331
That`s racisit showing god`s white.
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Male 4,546
Lazer:
1) Punctuate your sentence(s?).
2) I`m not actually as religious as some people seem to think. Though I can see why IAB would think so.
3) Just because I don`t automatically assume 4/5ths of the world`s population are clinically retarded because they disagree with me, doesn`t make me a religious nut.
4) For clarification, I`m a regular nut, who happens to believe in God.
5) Even if I wanted to do missionary work, why wouldn`t I do it here? I`d write a message and 100 people would read it here. If I was on a street corner I could only do it one at a time.
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Male 127
Bear Grylls, God, A photo of god, can this news story get any better?
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Male 57
Must of been snowing pretty hard that day.
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Female 3,828
lol your comments are as funny as the joke, guys.
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Male 1,647

Nice, Snazyguy!
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Male 1,647

I`m not athiest but it`s still funny. :P It`s too bad most people think things like `christianity` come with `closed minded douchebaggary`. Really, they don`t have to go hand in hand. You have to admit, it`s clever!
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Female 248
Haha LoL I thought it was funny, you guys are too serious this is a joke like everything else here.
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Male 1,093
This isnt funny.
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Male 431
HAHAHAAA!!!! <---with my best atheist face on.
damn atheists. too smart for us agnostics.
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Female 335
lol how is this joke reaching too far?
geez I guess you really do have to be an atheist to find this funny.


pansys

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Male 1,265
this joke had potential but it`s reaching too far. essentially we have a god is not real joke consisting of a newspaper and a blank rectangle.
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Male 46
I guess he was too bright to get a clear photo.
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Female 459
Lazer should win the really-not-needed-but-it`s-ok comment award. :P

Yeah, um, funny... V_v

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Male 19
ahahahaha Baalthazaq is really religious mate your great but stating your opinion on I.A.B. doesn`t prove anything or change anyones mind if u really want to change someones life... consider missionary work good luck mate live free
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Male 4,546
Seriously IAB?

Stick to linking to the jokes, instead of trying to make them.

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Male 1,378
oink
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Female 120
He he he.... I chuckled a bit when I saw this.... :3
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Female 275
heeehee:]]
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Female 427
God is so pretty :3
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Female 901
i know there`s probably some AMAZING joke behind this, but i just get blank rectangle.
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Male 8
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING???!?!?!?!?!?
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Male 101
Wow you guys can`t see him? He looks pretty amazing
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Male 1,045
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE POST THAT, YOU ARE INSULTING MILLIONS OF PEOPLEWHO REALLY BELIEVE IN GOD, AND YOU`RE ALL GOING TO HELL.

just kidding, that was a good one.

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Male 98
I sent this to all the religious nuts I know, and they`re all either pissed or over happy. Two asked for an explanation, and one said something was wrong because the square was blank...
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Male 999
thats hot
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Male 101
in summation, new fav word
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Male 2,591
anyone else see a retarded wannabe gangster in a white hat blue green striped shirt smoking a blunt in that photo?
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Female 778
^_^
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Male 272
LOL, photoshopped tho? Also, what`s god have to do with Bear Grylls and Alpha chiefs?
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Male 150
God exists inside us all.
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Female 2,220
Monday, November 2, 2009 12:46:13 PM
You know, I was going to type some big ol` argument, but then I remembered the whole "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" thing.

In summation, you can all go make love to yourselves.
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But God doesn`t allow self sex. Isn`t that when kittens die?
Go read your bible.

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Male 10,440
I got it even before I saw it.

No seriously. God is REAL. He is a clear, odorless vapor, like VX nerve gas only more deadly.

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Male 11
You don`t get it do you? I can see him perfectly in that photo, its just you unbelievers who can`t because... well... you don`t believe in him. He`s holding up a tri-color sign that says something about Fred Phelps but I can`t make it out from this angle.
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Female 3,598
does anyone know what the article was from? i`d like to read it.
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Male 2,690
Ha, Ha, Ha.
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Male 2,034
You know, I was going to type some big ol` argument, but then I remembered the whole "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics" thing.

In summation, you can all go make love to yourselves.

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Male 173
Interesting. Funny too.
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Male 1,485
hes so big they couldnt fit him in!!!!!!!
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Male 4,867
"What does God have to do with Bear Grylls"

you`ll understand when you go to heaven...

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Male 3,819
Everybody knows God made Gary Roberts in his likeness.
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Female 184
What does God have to do with Bear Grylls? Did anyone else notice that?
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Male 2,486
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I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

Go kill yourself.
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THOU SHALT NOT KILL!

You`re not a very good Christian.

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Male 81
does anyone else wonder what this article was actually about? i mean it has bear grylls in it
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Male 2,220
Hallelujah, god is square and white! There`s hope for me after all...
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Male 541
He looks familiar somehow...
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Male 328
Got an idea for next years halloween costume now.
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Male 814
Really? This deserved its own post? Someone actually decided to submit nothing, and then write a little explanation so the mod would understand what they were getting at, and then that mod went to the time and effort (however slight) to post it?

You`re slipping IAB.

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Male 211
so god is invisible :P
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Male 1,067
POW! Right in the Christianity
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Female 864
yep,that`s him alright
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Female 635
Well, it`s funny...
And true :)
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Male 22
BAM!! take that religion
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Female 1,412
true
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Female 1,604
rofl
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Male 156
lmao
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Male 338
oh ha! ha ha! oh! because he`s not there! oh ha ha ha oh... just terrific... must have taken them a few seconds to come up with it...
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Female 2,044
HAHAHAHA love it.
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Male 3,425
It`s funny, although knowing Christians, they would interpret it as he is invisible, or God is in that piece of paper...
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Female 288
Uhh... what would make people not see that?
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Male 749
In RE last year we had to draw God. Quite a few people considered just leaving it blank but we were told to draw something.
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Male 931
The idiots have come out to play.
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Male 515
it funny because it`s true
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Male 2,229
LOL, awesome
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Male 592
lol
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Male 689
wyngit fails. because he said fail.

also this post might have been remotely funny if it werent for the caption

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Male 395
Is this from the Grauniad?
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Male 299
Aright, to everybody not getting: "The atheists will get this one immediately, it`ll take everyone else a beat to get it."
A beat, would be a heartbeat, as in, not instantly but close.
So, what the poster is saying is that atheists will get it before even reading the caption, others will take a second longer.
Get it now?
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Female 218
It`s funny cuz it`s true xD
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Male 376
You have to be an atheist to understand a stupid, obvious joke?
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Male 153
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Male, 18-29, Western US
65 Posts I don`t have to be Christian to realize ignorance.

Non-sequitur much? PHAIL.

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Female 311
haha what paper was this in?
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Male 7,817
exactly
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Female 19
Read this paper the other day. Cannot belive how un PC it was! Hillarious! But i wonder how many complaints they will get!
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Female 1
hahahha. thats funnyy.
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Female 15,763
Except for the stupid atheists. Oh yes, every group has its own stupids. No one is spared!
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Male 73
im an atheist and i did get it immediately :D lol
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Male 808
I love religious rant-but that was stupid
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Male 3,619
I loled so much i got ice cream all over my screen and keyboard.... yes that white guey stuff is icecream and i eat it by the computer...
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Male 7
"I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU.""

Two people had responded like that when you posted. Someone is a little quick to offense, huh? `Go kill yourself`.

Otherwise, I`m an atheist and this is just stupid. If they aren`t even going to be clever, why have inflammatory religious stuff? It`s pointless.

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Female 196
LOL!
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Male 970
i don`t get it
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Male 119
oh look! an article about Bear Grylls!
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Male 716
This one actually could be interpreted both ways.

Many would argue that god is not a physical being and the "God is everywhere and in everything" thing... and as such would be in that square of paper.

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Female 9,561
lol, I`m a christain and I got it.
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Male 219
I don`t have to be Christian to realize ignorance.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Go kill yourself.[/quote]

Condoning a cardinal sin, not very Christian.

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Male 4,290
Teehee.
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Female 42
Wow, He is every where.
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Female 4,376
I`m not an Atheist and I still got it. HAHAHA funny. lame.
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Male 219
I love how all the atheists were so quick to respond with some stupid f­ucking comment like "THANK YOU."

Go kill yourself.

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Male 240
I saw him in my grilled cheese sangueech...yesterday.
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Female 96
THANK YOU.
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Male 31
Lol yea true he doesnt exist <3
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Male 2,605
Heh.
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Male 44
Link: First Known Photo of God? [Pic] [Rate Link] - The atheists will get this one immediately, it`ll take everyone else a beat to get it.
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