First Christmas Card Photo of 2009 [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

If this is any indication, it"s going to be a wonderful holiday at I-Am-Bored.
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Male 589
The contrast effect.
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Female 491
Thanks, Pantelisk -_-
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Male 21
I have to say it, I think thats pretty cool . . . but no one is sitting on his lap, and where is Santas coat?

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Female 111
Santa looks scared lol.
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Male 54
"God their parents must just drink and cry and wonder what they did wrong."
Oh yeah, their parents must cry every night because their sons/daughters dress in black and listen to music that most people don`t like instead of being a wannabe street gangster/rapper and doing drugs.
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Male 56
Poor Santa.
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Male 191
Blitzdrache:
I wouldn`t brag about being in that picture.
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Male 322
...Oh I get it now! Santa sticks out like a sore thumb in his...colors.

Man, what a prick, ruining the photo like that.

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Male 345
God their parents must just drink and cry and wonder what they did wrong.
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Male 150
I`m the one in the front.
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Male 533
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
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Male 112
Ha ha ha, silly goth/emos you make the world laugh at how stupid you look
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Male 848
X(

Metaphor for the Christmas spirit`s vitality.

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Female 89
He has pink hair
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Female 87
wow everyone`s getting proper heavy in here.. its just a silly picture. And anyways they look like tits and santa looks like santa, and they dont like santa and thats why this is funny to me anyhoo!
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Female 83
Ugh God, I never dressed like that but believe me, I had some pretty embarassing styles in high school. I wish I could just take each one of them, slap them in the face and tell them how embarassed they`re going to be of themselves in a few years. Or just slapping them in the face would suffice...
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Male 1,646
@Kpizzle
i simply dont see how you can lump them all together like you just did. "living with their their parents, getting drunk and getting high all day long. Not to mention most of those kids dropped out at 11th grade" the way they dress is simply a style, so they can feel like they belong somwhere. i use to dress that way. i graduated high school and am currently in the Army with a well paying job and moved out of my parents house long ago. and much of my friends are in college right now or are have already started there career. and from my experience it was always the people labeled as preps and jocks that were getting high and drunk all the time and dropping out all over the place. im not disagreeing that some people do dress that way to get attention. but you cant say u knew 2 or 3 people like that and say everyone that dresses that way are all the same. how about you get a clue and stop being a total dick and making idiotic statements about people you simply dont
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Male 6
@Nidonemo-"And notice, everyone, not once does this person explain WHY he/she hates this particular group.


Empty hate, empty heart."

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"Some people just deserve to get their asses kicked, like these guys. We`re just going to be another Hominid species that gets wiped off the earth due to having too many idiots running around and mucking poo up."

I think you missed the last part, that explains why I hate them. They`re just little attention-seeking whores acting all depressed and crazy so people will notice them. Not to mention most of these kids will be flipping patties once they`re outta school. Now I`m not saying all goths/emos/whatever are like this way, but from what I`ve seen, the same kids that acted this way in high school 3 years ago are still stuck at home living with their their parents, getting drunk and getting high all day long. Not to mention most of those kids dropped out at 11th grade (which was when most of them turned 18).

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Male 483
Poor Santa. I bet, from life experience, that every one of them `yoots` give off a disgustingly pungent smell of either cigarettes, wet clothes stench, or straight up ass
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Male 1,647

Santa looks nervous.
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Female 459
Two of them at least aknowledge the fact that everyone they`re staring at (well, you know, the photo) aren`t someone to hate for no reason, but the rest, especially the girl thing on the top left, are going to kill us all.
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Female 248
wow aren`t they didicated christians...
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Male 25
Awwww look at there little faces - go on give us a smile you cheeky little rascals!
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Female 24
i bet he feels raped.
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Male 1,093
geez, they let anyone work in santas toy shop. economy must be hitting the north pole as well.
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Male 2,582
Poor Santa and his 5 little conformists.
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Male 2,238
"Have merry Christmas kids!"

"And a crappy New Year to you." *sigh*

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Female 439
He doesn`t even look like a proper santa.
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Male 528
No more kids for you!
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Male 480
And the creepiest thing in this picture is santa claus
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Female 122
Damnit Chad, you blinked! This cost $7.99!
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Female 3,828
lol awesome! keep em coming!
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Male 402
after this picture was taken they went to the food court and then hot topic.
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Male 37
The one on the top left is the only one who looks even remotely goth. As for the rest of them they just look like a bunch of posers and losers who woke up one day and said "Hey, if I wear black, dye my hair black or some idiotic mix of color, and act depressed, people will finally notice me!".
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Female 5,222
LOL
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Female 335
yeahhh that kinda is goth
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Male 152
I usually wouldn`t approve and just pass them off as idiots, but hey a family of weirdos are actually pretty cool.. (see:Adams family)
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Male 130
"Don`t know which is worse, goth or hip hop."
Those kids aren`t Goth, you`re old enough to know this.
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Female 1,006
Santa looks rather uncomfortable.

Maybe those kids are dyslexic and thought it was pictures with Satan.

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Male 25
Slipknot? Really? Pussies....
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Female 428
hhahahahaaaaa! I love it!
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Male 3,819
I see Santa has that same ol` shotgun-to-the-back charm as always.
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Female 9,572
Buhahahahaha, what the hell?
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Male 25
we need a world war asap
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Male 702
@andfoll132
Posers?
You telling me they`re pretending to be something that`s actually WORSE than that??
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Male 1,381
OMG that`s HILARIOUS!! I was totally not expecting that at all.

haha santa looks scared...

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Female 381
I want one
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Male 74
whiny little sniveling posers....
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Male 1,071
I wish these stupid kids would go heat up a Hot Pocket and leave Santa the hell alone!
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Male 703
ugh, wont these people kill themselves already
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Female 18
Chances are all those kids parents have amazing jobs and make good money. They are live in huge houses and they are just mad because the can`t have the newest iphone or a brand new bmw, because their grades weren`t good enough!
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Female 18
That is dumb, what a bunch of losers!
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Male 8,300
> Shellie84
> why does santa seem only half dressed to me?

You and your secret fantasies shell, ur a worry mate...

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Female 275
haahha
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Female 4,197
why does santa seem only half dressed to me?
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Female 523
hahahahaha amazing.
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Female 15
hahaha xD
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Male 225
AND WHERE WAS I!?!?
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Male 8,300
> seabass101dg
> santa is satan with a letter put in a different spot. COINCIDENCE??!?!??

I think you`re onto something there! Like, `elves` is almost exactly precisely completely a near perfect match for `demons` with only 3 letters different and 1 less! Spooky!

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Male 478
santa is satan with a letter put in a different spot.
COINCIDENCE??!?!??
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Male 78
At least they love Santa!
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Male 8,300
LOl Santa`s like "GTF outta here, you think I`m gonna waste precious elfpower on making presents for you!? Here`s a knife each, knock yourself out."
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Female 150
My friends are like this.Lol.
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Female 654
I hope my kids will be as happy as them!!!
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Male 542
@eyedea


Hating on him is the best way to show his misjudgment, right?

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Male 516
"i dont know which is worse,an ignorant southerner, or an ignorant over protective parent"

LMAO. I love how you totally contradicted your own point. Ignorance FTW!

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Male 4,393
TacoChel
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
301 Posts Wednesday, November 4, 2009 2:44:55 PM
This is nothing. Little kids who pee on your lap... now those are the real spawns of Satan.

lolz

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Male 81
SCfan- "Don`t know which is worse, goth or hip hop"

i dont know which is worse,an ignorant southerner, or an ignorant over protective parent

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Male 525
"As much as my kid pissed me off, I am always a little thankful he never subcribed to that manner of dress. Don`t know which is worse, goth or hip hop."

With a Dad like that he must be a real free spirit, personally any kid of mine is going to be a f**king rebel.

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Female 75
slipknot<3
haha, this is funny.
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Female 1,604
It`s not the way they dress that bothers me, I love seeing people express themselves.. it is the whole attitude they have, depressed, morbid etc
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Female 342
This is nothing. Little kids who pee on your lap... now those are the real spawns of Satan.
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Male 2,085
As much as my kid pissed me off, I am always a little thankful he never subcribed to that manner of dress. Don`t know which is worse, goth or hip hop.
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Male 59
Im dreaming of a black Christmas!!
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Male 312
they look ridiculous haha
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Female 103
hahaha thats funny.
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Male 300
emo-bells, emo-bells, emo all the way...
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Male 93
The one just to the right is hot
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Male 795
Santa looks like he just smoked a fatty and can`t hold in a laugh.
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Male 2,220
"I absolutely hate these types of kids. Everyone of these types of kids in my high school were constantly picked on, beat up, etc."

What school was that? Columbine?

"Some people just deserve to get their asses kicked"

Uh-huh, sadly its not the ones that deserve it that usually get it, eh?

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Female 1,386
After the photoshoot Santa pelted them with coal that had been doused in holy water.
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Male 9,305
"I absolutely hate these types of kids. Everyone of these types of kids in my high school were constantly picked on, beat up, etc.

Some people just deserve to get their asses kicked, like these guys. We`re just going to be another Hominid species that gets wiped off the earth due to having too many idiots running around and mucking poo up."


And notice, everyone, not once does this person explain WHY he/she hates this particular group.


Empty hate, empty heart.

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Male 815
holy schmootz!

i wanna hang out with those two on the left .-.

call me what you want, but i really do think this is awesome =p

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Male 6
I absolutely hate these types of kids. Everyone of these types of kids in my high school were constantly picked on, beat up, etc.

Some people just deserve to get their asses kicked, like these guys. We`re just going to be another Hominid species that gets wiped off the earth due to having too many idiots running around and mucking poo up.

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Male 712
So...Santa formed a band huh? When does the first album drop?
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Male 184
Jonathan Davis in the front?
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Male 25,416
Nice effort! tis the season to be jolly!
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Male 2,220
I guess I`m pretty bad for the stand out thing. I went to a Creatures (aka Siouxsie Sioux) gig in Brussels in the nineties, dressed completely in white. Goth wasn`t the be all and end all of the creatures, but this news obviously hadn`t reached Belgium at that point. Stand out much.. Oh yeah.

Last year I went to a blinding Sioux gig, same get up, and I just blended in amongst the gay core that now made up the demographic :(

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Male 5
I see a young Neil Young in the front row
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Female 525
Eh, once they figure out they`re really not that unique, they`ll stop. Give it time.
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Male 109
Ohhhh jolly old saint nicholas is surrounded by dark elves ;)
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Male 1,598
I guess that goth people ARE pretty unique, if there`s only one of them instead of in a mob. In Jo-Ann Fabrics. Believe it or not, I saw that once.
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Male 1,219
Is society really all that hard to understand?
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Male 2,486
"Haha.Emo XD"

LABEL FAIL

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Male 12,138
[quote]Seriously, there are no emos, goths, what have you at my uni, and it has 50thousand people.[/quote]

Key word there: "Uni". I`m saying no more.

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Male 1,140
"Let`s be unique by being the same!"
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Female 1,148
Horray for goths!

I much prefer them to "scene" kids any day.

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Female 1,798
meh, they`re dressing like that to get attention and to "stick it to the man, go against mainstream culture"---however, they`re trying to fit in with a goth subculture, so really they`re not that unique and complex.
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Male 604
Seriously, there are no emos, goths, what have you at my uni, and it has 50thousand people.
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Male 604
Thank god these OMG SO xCORE people are too dumb to make it to college.
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Male 12
i feel like the one on the top left is staring into my soul
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Female 854
I`m glad I`m not in highschool anymore...I hated seeing this everyday.
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Male 52
slipknot sucksors
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Male 394
That poor santa is probably like just like
"What the f*ck is wrong with kids these days....."

Also....HAHAHAHAHA THEY`RE SO DEPRESSED!!!!

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Male 4,867
the two on the left are the funniest
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Male 660
Whoa!.. Santa`s elves have gone off-the-rails!!.
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Male 27
well at least we know they were loved as kids
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Male 208
Woohoo, slipknot ftw!
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Male 7,830
the girl sitting on santas left kind of looks like shes smiling
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Male 553
SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!
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Female 311
the goth sitting to the right of santa scares me.
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Male 14
They`re such a happy little group. I be they asked Santa for Twister and My Little Pony toys for CHristmas.
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Female 8
Oh my gosh. I recognize one of the girls. She`s a friend of mine from HS.
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Male 3,425
SLIPKNOT!!!!
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Female 1,593
Santa looks a little scared. lol
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Male 213
HAHAHAHHAAHA
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Female 846
shahar, those are goths, not emos.
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Female 46
AWESOME!!!!!!!!
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Male 9,305
Awesome shot! XD
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Female 517
Haha.Emo XD
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Female 833
wow, I love it. I want one.
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Male 284
Awesome. Creepy, But still awesome.
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Female 15,763
Well I`d rather have to pose with people like that then be peed on by children.
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Male 3,369
Hey! These girls are HOT!
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Female 95
lol is that a kiss shirt? oooo your so metal. =/ santa looks like hes uncomfortable. lol
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Female 4,376
Looks like all my friends lol
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Female 1,190
oh man, i wonder is santa is a maggot too lol
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Female 1,780
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