Dumb Europeans

Submitted by: xxPinkxx 7 years ago in Funny

Americans may be fat, as we showed you last week, but we didn"t want our European friends to feel left out.
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Male 4
Was funny,but the last one wasn`t.More sad then funny...poor things :(
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Male 894
oy, i cant believe i`ve just lost a brain cell watching this rubbish. nice t!ts
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Female 4,028
Accents!!
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Male 678
last guy is wearing poopy pants. stay classy Europe!
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Male 695
Ah, good... Norwegians are still smart. Keep on keeping off youtube, norwegian teenagers! :D
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Male 3,619
Isnt this just a colaberation of reposts?

anyway, lol at 4 x2 :P

Also im glad we got the point out that swedish ppl are idiots! GO NORWAY!

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Male 299
Calling other people dumb doesn`t work too well when you can`t even count to 5.... anyone else notice there are two 4`s and no 3`s?
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Female 414
Haha like Americans are any better.
Eauropeans have cool accents!!! <3
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Male 10,440
And, to be fair, 3 of those were just pranks - not really people being dumb.
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Male 10,440
I kept watching the "Aaw f*ck, I can`t believe you`ve done this".

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Female 1,578
hahahaha
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Male 442
I don`t see the need for the headline because people will argue about that more than simply enjoying the video, the water tackle was the best.
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Female 1,395
Adolescent german accents have to be some of the funniest.
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Female 1,893
YAAA Yaaa!!
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Male 2,788
I loved the tackle into the water
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Male 180
Looks like our American cousins have a bit of a complex here?
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Male 190
#4 is the funniest poo
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Female 89
Angilion: Britain`s application for membership of the EEC was officially accepted in 1973 after ten years of trying to no avail due to the doubts of the french nationalist leader at the time Charles De Gaulle. The EEC is now known as the EU. Britain is a member of the EU making it a part of Europe - fact.

LandoGriffin & Angilion: Don`t go splitting hairs. I am aware the official discovery of America is upto debate. But one things is for sure, the biggest body of people to colonise/settle America are european. Resulting in place names like New York, Boston, Maryland, new hampshire, virginia, north and south carolina etc. All Americans (bar native Americans obviously, just stating that in case someone tries to be a smart arse) are descendants of european settlers. I am not here for an argument, I`m just here to say it like it is. Without Europe there wouldn`t be an America - so we shoudln`t complain! :)

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Male 3,425
Angillon, it`s cause we`re so laid back. Unlike Americans, rather than complain about our political system whenever the chance comes up, we get on with life. In all honesty, our government isn`t that bad, neither is the USA`s, we just don`t moan about it.
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Male 1,678
"thats why canada is the best place in the world ...
were not dumb"
Shouldn`t that be "we`re" not dumb? and i`m sure your cars run on water ... they run on water man!!!!
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Male 54
yeah the dumbest thing in the whole video was calling it european, europe doesnt consists of only 3 countrys

and who came up with the name...?

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Male 1,678
the dumbest things about this video are the comments below from british people claiming they aren`t really part of europe .. what do you even mean by this? you`re part of europe geographically and you`re part of the eu so you`re part of it politically too ... in what way is britain not part of europe, can someone explain?
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Male 86
to all my fellow brits who say we are not part of europe.... just what continent are we in, numbskulls?
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Male 12,365
[quote]2. There are only british kids in this video - where`s the rest of europe?[/quote]

Also pertinant - is Britain part of Europe? I know we`re being forced into it politically(*), but we`re not really in it in any other way.

The lack of Europeans in this video is probably a language thing.

[quote]3. Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?[/quote]

Nobody knows. It happened at least 15,000 years ago, maybe as much as 50,000 years ago. Too long, anyway.

* I noticed the debate just put up on the USA healthcare reforms. Anyone care for one on the Lisbon treaty and/or the way the UK has been forced into it without any voting regarding it at all?

England is one of the oldest democracies in the world and we now have an unelected UK leader making us subordinate to an unelected European leader...and hardly anyone cares.

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Female 8,056
` I can`t believe you done this`- good heavens, what happened there? How can one small punch to the head render someone so stupid????? Stupid to start with.
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Male 1,190
The only stupid one was the UK one, and everyone in Europe (esp the Uk`ers) know that the UK is not part of Europe.
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Male 3,842
"Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?"

The Iroquois? The Cherokee? The Navajo?

The Mayans? The Olmec? The Inca? The Quechua?

I give up...who was it?

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Male 2,582
This should read, "Children are dumb; Europeans are pale and ugly."
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Female 10
What kind of jackass drinks a tadpole?
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Female 248
LOL retarded
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Male 40
Also i would like to salute alcohol. without which this video, and much of the internet, would be a lot less interesting. god bless you alcohol.
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Male 1,523
Do we have to take it seriously?...
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Male 40
i`m concerned about what PETA are gonna make of this. 3 tadpoles and a beatle. shocking.
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Male 8,300
> gorgack2000
> The teacher put a big map of the world on the whiteboard and asked us all to label all the continents

That`s easy, there`s only two... "America" and "Not America".

That`s right isn`t it? Anyone?

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Male 383
oi, baalthazaq. some people just suck. face it.
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Male 716
It`s not that Americans suck. It`s not that Europeans suck. It`s just that certain people in each society suck.

We just happen to highlight these people when referring to other groups.

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Male 4,680
I remember a while ago when I was in a geography class. The teacher put a big map of the world on the whiteboard and asked us all to label all the continents.

I was the only one who could do it. Out of a class of 25 13-year olds. This was the top group by the way, not the special group or anything like that.

tldr europeans are dumb as the americans

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Male 8,300
5...4...4...2...1... and it`s Europeans who are dumb??? Well done, vidmaker.
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Female 33
the condom hat kid makes me want 2 punch him in the face
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Male 4,546
Also, you Europeans and Americans suck.
Thppppppppt. :P
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Male 4,546
Crab:
I was going to disagree, but after a few hours of looking around it seems like Trojan condoms are already tighter than Durex condoms, which doesn`t leave me in a position to comment saying as we don`t get Trojans (or Magnums for that matter) here.
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Male 1,256
Best part is the high-pitched "Yaa" at 2:32. Euro-lulz FTW
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Female 89
1. This is only a joke, we generalise Americans all the time too, if you can`t take it don`t dish it out!
2. There are only british kids in this video - where`s the rest of europe?
3. Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?

Thank you and good night :)

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Male 1,111
The most hilarious thing is, most of the people outraged at this generalization would be the first to jump on the bandwagon if it was the same video with Americans. Dumb asses.

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Male 1
Europeople are dumb but you forgot to mention that Us-cits are dumb + fat
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Female 40
Dear Jonny, you`ve used the word "fact"...but I do not think that it means what you think it means...

Sincerely,
Me.

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Male 104
How can you generalise us as europeans?
Any given european country itself has more culture and meaning than the whole of America which defines all of us. America on the over hand is one big cultureless and obese nation im just stating facts
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Female 126
you cant generalize for some random puberts.

and indeed our accents are the best!

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Male 748
I`m European but I don`t think I`m that dumb. :)

And Lukas, our accents are cool.

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Male 3,425
I don`t really see how 5 unrelated clips of British people getting pranked and/or messing around makes Europeans dumb... But hey, whatever. These were pretty funny though. And you must admit, out accents are pretty damn awesome.
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Male 226
@Baalthazaq: It`s a matter of comfort. Just because a regular condom can go that big, doesn`t necessarily mean you`d want to put it on your extra-large rooster.

Simply put, if you`ve got a big wang, regular rubbers can be too tight, enough that they`re extraordinarily uncomfortable, or even cutting off circulation.

I don`t know about anyone else, but I much prefer my junk to not become gangrenous, thank you.

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Male 2,220
There was an urban myth that you could boil up a condom and stretch it to the point where it would go over the top of a phone box.

Got burnt running with a pan of boiling water *and* it didn`t work.

Dumb Brit. Uh-huh.

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Male 4,546
The condom video is why I don`t understand Magnums.... Cos I can fit a fist and a good portion of arm in a regular condom... What the hell size are magnum wearers?

Doesn`t that mean in theory your pee pee would need to be bigger than that guy`s head? Am I missing something?

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Male 1,381
LOL!!

"Aw, f***, I can`t believe you`ve done this."

I played this back like three times.

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Male 132
I think the guy at the end was just desperate the see some boobies.
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Female 159
wow.... im actually ashamed of being european right now .___.
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Male 62
I think this video should be relabeled "A few Europeans who have no life"
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Male 25,416
AL least it ended with bewbs!
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Female 288
When I see a vid of someone doing that with a condom, I always pause it and walk away. Not that I think it`s stupid (well, I do, but thats not the point) but that when it pops I`ll have a heart attack.
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Male 2,220
"we dont start wars either"

Not even little flame wars?

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Male 2,220
These kids *are* dumb. They are trying to imitate their favourite tv program, Jackass. Where`s that made?
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Male 2,605
Should this be labeled `Dumb Brits` instead?
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Male 12,138
[quote]thats why canada is the best place in the world
were not fat
were not dumb[/quote]

There was a time when you were not fat and were not dumb? That sucks, what happened?

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Male 1,929
I was just about to give the old "fair enough, i guess we can be dumb too" when I watched it, and it wasn`t anything I expected.

Just 5 things happening. Most of them not phenomenally dumb. This is just kids pratting about. I was expecting a quick fire sequence of stupid answers to questions or something.

And they used #4 twice.

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Female 1,604
rofl @ Subushie
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Male 112
the big mac rap was soo funny, if theirs ever a way to ruin someone`s video that was it
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Male 497
SWElol
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Male 74
thats why canada is the best place in the world
were not fat
were not dumb
we dont f.uck the world with pollution
we dont start wars either
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Male 7,833
only a couple were funny, but the girl in the last one was hot as hell.
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Male 5,314
ok
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Male 1,646
yes Americans may be fat. and Europeans dumb. but Canadians aren`t good for anything. so we top you
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Female 3,828
Link: Dumb Europeans [Rate Link] - Americans may be fat, as we showed you last week, but we didn`t want our European friends to feel left out.
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