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Date: 11/07/09 10:01 AM

72 Responses to Dumb Europeans

  1. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Link: Dumb Europeans - Americans may be fat, as we showed you last week, but we didn`t want our European friends to feel left out.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:12 am
    yes Americans may be fat. and Europeans dumb. but Canadians aren`t good for anything. so we top you
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:16 am
    ok
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:25 am
    only a couple were funny, but the girl in the last one was hot as hell.
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    crazyjelly Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:28 am
    thats why canada is the best place in the world
    were not fat
    were not dumb
    we dont f.uck the world with pollution
    we dont start wars either
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    Kanashto Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
    SWElol
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    pantelisk Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
    the big mac rap was soo funny, if theirs ever a way to ruin someone`s video that was it
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:40 am
    rofl @ Subushie
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:55 am
    I was just about to give the old "fair enough, i guess we can be dumb too" when I watched it, and it wasn`t anything I expected.

    Just 5 things happening. Most of them not phenomenally dumb. This is just kids pratting about. I was expecting a quick fire sequence of stupid answers to questions or something.

    And they used #4 twice.

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
    thats why canada is the best place in the world
    were not fat
    were not dumb

    There was a time when you were not fat and were not dumb? That sucks, what happened?

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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Should this be labeled `Dumb Brits` instead?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
    These kids *are* dumb. They are trying to imitate their favourite tv program, Jackass. Where`s that made?
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 11:53 am
    "we dont start wars either"

    Not even little flame wars?

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    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 11:57 am
    When I see a vid of someone doing that with a condom, I always pause it and walk away. Not that I think it`s stupid (well, I do, but thats not the point) but that when it pops I`ll have a heart attack.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    AL least it ended with bewbs!
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    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    I think this video should be relabeled "A few Europeans who have no life"
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    MojoHojo Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    wow.... im actually ashamed of being european right now .___.
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    BigBossDogg Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I think the guy at the end was just desperate the see some boobies.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    LOL!!

    "Aw, f***, I can`t believe you`ve done this."

    I played this back like three times.

  20. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    The condom video is why I don`t understand Magnums.... Cos I can fit a fist and a good portion of arm in a regular condom... What the hell size are magnum wearers?

    Doesn`t that mean in theory your pee pee would need to be bigger than that guy`s head? Am I missing something?

  21. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    There was an urban myth that you could boil up a condom and stretch it to the point where it would go over the top of a phone box.

    Got burnt running with a pan of boiling water *and* it didn`t work.

    Dumb Brit. Uh-huh.

  22. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    @Baalthazaq: It`s a matter of comfort. Just because a regular condom can go that big, doesn`t necessarily mean you`d want to put it on your extra-large rooster.

    Simply put, if you`ve got a big wang, regular rubbers can be too tight, enough that they`re extraordinarily uncomfortable, or even cutting off circulation.

    I don`t know about anyone else, but I much prefer my junk to not become gangrenous, thank you.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I don`t really see how 5 unrelated clips of British people getting pranked and/or messing around makes Europeans dumb... But hey, whatever. These were pretty funny though. And you must admit, out accents are pretty damn awesome.
  24. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    I`m European but I don`t think I`m that dumb. :)

    And Lukas, our accents are cool.

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    sherrychick Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    you cant generalize for some random puberts.

    and indeed our accents are the best!

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    heresjonny Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    How can you generalise us as europeans?
    Any given european country itself has more culture and meaning than the whole of America which defines all of us. America on the over hand is one big cultureless and obese nation im just stating facts
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    amznmmdprncs Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Dear Jonny, you`ve used the word "fact"...but I do not think that it means what you think it means...

    Sincerely,
    Me.

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    ayayay Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Europeople are dumb but you forgot to mention that Us-cits are dumb + fat
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    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    The most hilarious thing is, most of the people outraged at this generalization would be the first to jump on the bandwagon if it was the same video with Americans. Dumb asses.

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    cha3370 Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    1. This is only a joke, we generalise Americans all the time too, if you can`t take it don`t dish it out!
    2. There are only british kids in this video - where`s the rest of europe?
    3. Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?

    Thank you and good night :)

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    Skabashas Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Best part is the high-pitched "Yaa" at 2:32. Euro-lulz FTW
  32. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Crab:
    I was going to disagree, but after a few hours of looking around it seems like Trojan condoms are already tighter than Durex condoms, which doesn`t leave me in a position to comment saying as we don`t get Trojans (or Magnums for that matter) here.
  33. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Also, you Europeans and Americans suck.
    Thppppppppt. :P
  34. Profile photo of kitty765
    kitty765 Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    the condom hat kid makes me want 2 punch him in the face
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    5...4...4...2...1... and it`s Europeans who are dumb??? Well done, vidmaker.
  36. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    I remember a while ago when I was in a geography class. The teacher put a big map of the world on the whiteboard and asked us all to label all the continents.

    I was the only one who could do it. Out of a class of 25 13-year olds. This was the top group by the way, not the special group or anything like that.

    tldr europeans are dumb as the americans

  37. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    It`s not that Americans suck. It`s not that Europeans suck. It`s just that certain people in each society suck.

    We just happen to highlight these people when referring to other groups.

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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    oi, baalthazaq. some people just suck. face it.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    > gorgack2000
    > The teacher put a big map of the world on the whiteboard and asked us all to label all the continents

    That`s easy, there`s only two... "America" and "Not America".

    That`s right isn`t it? Anyone?

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    DDJay Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    i`m concerned about what PETA are gonna make of this. 3 tadpoles and a beatle. shocking.
  41. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Do we have to take it seriously?...
  42. Profile photo of DDJay
    DDJay Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    Also i would like to salute alcohol. without which this video, and much of the internet, would be a lot less interesting. god bless you alcohol.
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    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
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    November 7, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    LOL retarded
  44. Profile photo of Anonned
    Anonned Female 18-29
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    November 7, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    What kind of jackass drinks a tadpole?
  45. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    This should read, "Children are dumb; Europeans are pale and ugly."
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    "Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?"

    The Iroquois? The Cherokee? The Navajo?

    The Mayans? The Olmec? The Inca? The Quechua?

    I give up...who was it?

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    November 7, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    The only stupid one was the UK one, and everyone in Europe (esp the Uk`ers) know that the UK is not part of Europe.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    November 8, 2009 at 12:07 am
    ` I can`t believe you done this`- good heavens, what happened there? How can one small punch to the head render someone so stupid????? Stupid to start with.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    November 8, 2009 at 12:08 am
    2. There are only british kids in this video - where`s the rest of europe?

    Also pertinant - is Britain part of Europe? I know we`re being forced into it politically(*), but we`re not really in it in any other way.

    The lack of Europeans in this video is probably a language thing.

    3. Europeans shouldn`t really complain about Americans - after all who discovered America and settled there in the first place?

    Nobody knows. It happened at least 15,000 years ago, maybe as much as 50,000 years ago. Too long, anyway.

    * I noticed the debate just put up on the USA healthcare reforms. Anyone care for one on the Lisbon treaty and/or the way the UK has been forced into it without any voting regarding it at all?

    England is one of the oldest democracies in the world and we now have an unelected UK leader making us subordinate to an unelected European leader...and hardly anyone cares.

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    xaxxonjolly Male 30-39
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:14 am
    to all my fellow brits who say we are not part of europe.... just what continent are we in, numbskulls?
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:24 am
    the dumbest things about this video are the comments below from british people claiming they aren`t really part of europe .. what do you even mean by this? you`re part of europe geographically and you`re part of the eu so you`re part of it politically too ... in what way is britain not part of europe, can someone explain?
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    Gjankow Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:29 am
    yeah the dumbest thing in the whole video was calling it european, europe doesnt consists of only 3 countrys

    and who came up with the name...?

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    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:38 am
    "thats why canada is the best place in the world ...
    were not dumb"
    Shouldn`t that be "we`re" not dumb? and i`m sure your cars run on water ... they run on water man!!!!
  54. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:41 am
    Angillon, it`s cause we`re so laid back. Unlike Americans, rather than complain about our political system whenever the chance comes up, we get on with life. In all honesty, our government isn`t that bad, neither is the USA`s, we just don`t moan about it.
  55. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Angilion: Britain`s application for membership of the EEC was officially accepted in 1973 after ten years of trying to no avail due to the doubts of the french nationalist leader at the time Charles De Gaulle. The EEC is now known as the EU. Britain is a member of the EU making it a part of Europe - fact.

    LandoGriffin & Angilion: Don`t go splitting hairs. I am aware the official discovery of America is upto debate. But one things is for sure, the biggest body of people to colonise/settle America are european. Resulting in place names like New York, Boston, Maryland, new hampshire, virginia, north and south carolina etc. All Americans (bar native Americans obviously, just stating that in case someone tries to be a smart arse) are descendants of european settlers. I am not here for an argument, I`m just here to say it like it is. Without Europe there wouldn`t be an America - so we shoudln`t complain! :)

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    shivinski Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 5:01 am
    #4 is the funniest poo
  57. Profile photo of FreshMint
    FreshMint Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 5:31 am
    Looks like our American cousins have a bit of a complex here?
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    November 8, 2009 at 6:22 am
    I loved the tackle into the water
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 7:33 am
    YAAA Yaaa!!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Adolescent german accents have to be some of the funniest.
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    Freelop Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 7:55 am
    I don`t see the need for the headline because people will argue about that more than simply enjoying the video, the water tackle was the best.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
    hahahaha
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 9:08 am
    I kept watching the "Aaw f*ck, I can`t believe you`ve done this".

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 9:09 am
    And, to be fair, 3 of those were just pranks - not really people being dumb.
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    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 10:16 am
    Haha like Americans are any better.
    Eauropeans have cool accents!!! <3
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    srgkoala Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Calling other people dumb doesn`t work too well when you can`t even count to 5.... anyone else notice there are two 4`s and no 3`s?
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Isnt this just a colaberation of reposts?

    anyway, lol at 4 x2 :P

    Also im glad we got the point out that swedish ppl are idiots! GO NORWAY!

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    alikabul Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Ah, good... Norwegians are still smart. Keep on keeping off youtube, norwegian teenagers! :D
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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    last guy is wearing poopy pants. stay classy Europe!
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Accents!!
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    oy, i cant believe i`ve just lost a brain cell watching this rubbish. nice t!ts
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    Mcnanamanara Male 13-17
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    November 15, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Was funny,but the last one wasn`t.More sad then funny...poor things :(

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