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Date: 11/02/09 12:00 PM

86 Responses to Dracula, Frankenstein and Zombies [Graph]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Link: Dracula, Frankenstein and Zombies - What do these three fellows have in common? You probably won`t be shocked if you`re a regular of I-A-B...
  2. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    This deserves a zero.
  3. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    haha, thats hilarious
  4. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    Sad but true...
  5. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Teehee yeah its true
  6. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    wow so true
  7. Profile photo of MTKK
    MTKK Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Pretty clever yo.
  8. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    wow...it all makes perfect sense now!!! lol
  9. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    haha, that was mint!
  10. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    nice. just beautiful. i love it.
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    mamerv Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Awesome
  12. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    i`m going to hell. that was funny
  13. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    perfect
  14. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Wow! I am impressed. That... makes perfect sense actually.
  15. Profile photo of TheManJT
    TheManJT Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    there`s only one word to describe this
    perfect, utterly beautiful
  16. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    This deserves a zero.

    CrakrJak, get the stick out of your a$$ and have a sense of humor.

  17. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    thats pretty dang impressive
  18. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    hahahaha
  19. Profile photo of Dunmer
    Dunmer Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    That was... amazing
  20. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Dracula rose from the dead. Epic fail.
    Either way... Very funny! :P
  21. Profile photo of Zim132
    Zim132 Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    although slightly sacreligious, it`s still extremely funny, hope no flame wars come of this post.
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    ZOMBIES ARE BETTER.
  23. Profile photo of peglegsam
    peglegsam Female 18-29
    95 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    haha! ..thats cool
  24. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Yes, zombies FTW!!!!
  25. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    never thought of it that way, but pretty true. but f*ck the graph for snubbing werewolves.
  26. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    "Dracula rose from the dead. Epic fail."
    --------------------------------------------
    Undead.
  27. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    so very true.
  28. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    very interesting
  29. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Makes sense.
  30. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Zombies convert some pretty intelligent people into brainless flesh eaters pretty easily with only one bite. Dracula also does the same but his victims tend to keep their minds and develop some awesome abilities. Frankenstein would probably just keep biting people...and failing to frighten Christopher Walken any more than marsupials.
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    XD Zombjesusstien!! What a a clusterf^ck.
  32. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    *nod* interesting, indeed!
  33. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    i`m gonna show this to my elderly aunt.
    altough you forgot cannibals.
  34. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    I`ve been saying this for years and being escorted of many a premises for it...
  35. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    So true.
  36. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    lol
  37. Profile photo of ronulus
    ronulus Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    *nods* Very true if you think about it... although i think Dracula (Vlad Tepes) should be right under Jesus... because he is part of the undead... but a good one for where Dracula is would be a Serial Killer, (like Charles Manson)
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    lolz
  39. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    sooo, Jesus is a Vampensteinbie?
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    awww :q lol
  41. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    JC is still cnter of attention!
  42. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Wow, when you think about it like that, Jesus must`ve been pretty freaky.
  43. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    Negative one:
    She said "Dracula rose from the dead".
    You said "Undead".

    Ah, good point. Except for the placement of Zombies, which if you`re not counting undead as "Rose from the dead" they`re out of place too.

    Basically: If it mocks Christianity, you`ll all jump on the bandwagon and go "I KNOW! TOTALLY! LOL!"

    Talk about mindless followers.

  44. Profile photo of Lowmaxx
    Lowmaxx Male 40-49
    26 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    before you comment on jesus he is real and the others in the graph as i died 3 times and met him in a near death experience so i know he is real
  45. Profile photo of ISpeakNinja
    ISpeakNinja Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    ORLY? Jesus once told me to skip church and watch American Pie. ;D

  46. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
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    November 2, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Zombie + Frankenstein + Dracula = Jesus

    I`ve got to say, Lowmaxx`s post seems incredibly crazy.

  47. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    "before you comment on jesus he is real and the others in the graph as i died 3 times and met him in a near death experience so i know he is real"

    You didn`t give him M&M`s did you. That woulda been mean. Him not being able to hold them in his hands and all.

    So, when you met him was he blond haired and blue eyed, or did he look jewish?

  48. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 2, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    Talkabout mindless charts!
  49. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    i-a-b is full of wins lately.
  50. Profile photo of kikayoaka
    kikayoaka Male 70 & Over
    353 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:44 am
    Hey guys I`m making fun of Christians.
  51. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 2:04 am
    isnt frankenstein the doctor? I didnt know he was resurrected from the dead.
  52. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
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    November 3, 2009 at 2:25 am
    Crawdaddy197: Or Arabic?
  53. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Heh, fair point.
    Dr. Frankenstein is the name of the Dr. who built the monster.
    "Frankenstein`s Monster" is the actual name for the monster, you are quite right.
  54. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 2:58 am
    Tired:
    It`s unlikely he looked Arabic any more than Jews look Arab to begin with.

    Whilst there`s a strong argument he spoke Aramaic rather than Hebrew, even in Islamic sources he is Jewish by race (though effectively Muslim by religion).

    There`s no reason I can think of he`d be Arab in a way that would affect his looks, unless discussing some obscure terminology.

    His parentage (even if you regard him as fictional) is descended from Isaac, not Ishmael, even on his step-father`s line, which means the racial definitions make him solely Jewish.

    Even if you want to argue "Jew is a religion, not a race", he is still generically a Semite, and still not Arab.

    (Taking into consideration I spent 2 years writing a paper on comparisons of Jesus in different religions, including non denominational studies, and never came across a well established version of that theory, I`d really like to know your source).

  55. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:02 am
    lol. im not shocked at all.

    awesomeness.

  56. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 4:44 am
    im sorry to be the a**hole, but frankensteins monster actually had a name. it was adam, named after the first man in the bible.
  57. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:11 am
    Erm, don`t try and out-a**hole me cobra, that is a losing battle. :)

    Frankie never called him anything in the novel, making him effectively nameless.

    The Monster called himself "The Adam of your Labours", referencing Adam of the Bible, but not actually naming himself Adam.

  58. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Basically: If it mocks Christianity, you`ll all jump on the bandwagon and go "I KNOW! TOTALLY! LOL!"

    Talk about mindless followers

    ... followers of what exactly?

    If you are mindless to begin with, its better to not believe than it is to believe.

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    xavroche Male 30-39
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    November 3, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Awesome!
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    MLime Female 13-17
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    November 3, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Baha <3 awesome indeed
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    screwzlooose Male 30-39
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    November 3, 2009 at 9:12 am
    yeah, cobra, dont try to out a**-hole baal- dont you know there is no bigger a-hole in asia?
  62. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:04 am
    SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!
  63. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    Screwz, are you perchance suggesting that there is a contender somewhere outside of Asia?
  64. Profile photo of cellopaddy
    cellopaddy Male 30-39
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    November 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I`m not sure Dracula was out to convert as many ppl as possible. I think he was just hungry.
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    I totally didn`t expect this but I`m actually not shocked.
  66. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Makes sense
  67. Profile photo of GrayOldMan
    GrayOldMan Male 13-17
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    November 3, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    Jesus was a cun... t.
  68. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    I don`t appreciated being called a mindless follower. I am tired of flame wars because nobody wins in one, but I don`t like all these blatant jabs at Christianity all the time. How would all you atheists like it if Fancy Lad was always posting links about why atheists are so stupid and ignorant?
  69. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I`m a Christian but as far as what this is going by... Not entirely wrong.
  70. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    wrexsoull: How would all you atheists like it if Fancy Lad was always posting links about why atheists are so stupid and ignorant?

    I`m not sure that`s relevant as ignorance is more commonly associated with religion than atheism. I mean how can you call someone ignorant who has chosen to make an informed decision based on facts as opposed to ancient literature?

  71. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:02 am
    Nurcowski:

    Atheists are to facts, as are internet commentators to massive penises.

    Simply because they claim ad infinitum to be the sole possessors of said latters, it does not make it the case.

  72. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Baalthazaq:

    If something is truly a fact of the universe then it is not something to be possessed by any one group, otherwise it`s more of an opinion.

    In other words, the facts that you say atheists claim to "possess" are in fact possessed by anyone who chooses to believe in the validity of the scientific method. I`ll go out on a limb here and claim that this group includes the majority of atheists and religious folk alike.

    I`m not claiming superiority nor am I trying to bash Christianity. I`m just saying that any atheist who can be deemed "ignorant of the facts" isn`t a very good atheist and is comparable to a christian who hasn`t read the bible.

    Atheism != Ignorance

  73. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Fact 1: The defintion of Atheist is: "One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods."
    Fact 2: No definition of Atheist is: "Has chosen to make an informed decision based on facts"
    Fact 3: An Atheist is in no way shape or form reliant on your definition of atheist for whether they are a "good atheist" or a "bad atheist".
    Fact 4: Facts are not, as you suggest, an Atheist`s "Bible". There is no required reading for Atheism.
    Fact 5: The scientific method, does not preclude theism.
    Fact 6: Facts, are still not "possessed" even by those who believe in the Scientific Method.

    Opinion 1: You claim I misuse the word "fact" by claiming it can be possessed and then claim facts are possessed.

    Opinion 2: The main point of the previous poster was "How would you like it if you were called ignorant". You basically responded with "Well that`s different, cos we`re not ignorant".

  74. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    (Continued)
    You really don`t see how ignorant a statement like that is?

    You clearly didn`t like the tables being turned. You got upset. Yet still didn`t concede the point.

    Worst of all, you`re talking about Atheism as the sole result of facts, as if your average Atheist is a Philosophy and Theology scholar, and that this is the way Atheists are made.

    Whilst that thought may make you feel all warm inside, I feel that quite a few, I`m going out on a limb here:

    May simply be influenced with good old fashioned social conditioning.

    Lets say for example if there were a hell of a lot of 13-17 year olds on a site that posts 3 anti-religious posts a day (usually devoid of fact, reason, argument).

    Just as an example.

  75. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I apologize then for my improper use of the label atheist. Even though it does apply to myself it is too vague a term for me to use it as a basis of argument in support of my belief system.

    Therefore, bash atheism all you want, I no longer care, as I am in need of a new name for my religious affiliation (or specific kind of lack thereof).

  76. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
    264 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    May simply be influenced with good old fashioned social conditioning.

    Lets say for example if there were a hell of a lot of 13-17 year olds on a site that posts 3 anti-religious posts a day (usually devoid of fact, reason, argument).

    Just as an example.

    Which I concede to you is no basis for a belief system. All ideas should be weighed equally before making a decision. And decisions ought to be reconsidered in light of new discoveries.

    sorry for touching a nerve, jeez

    actually scratch that, i have a feeling you enjoy these exchanges a little too much

  77. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Yay religious debates! :D
  78. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    November 4, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Well see here`s the thing, you don`t need a new term for your religious affiliation, it`s still (I`d assume) atheism.

    What you`re looking at there is your epistemology and you don`t need to give it a name.

    Religion and Epistemology are not necessarily related.

  79. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    And yeah, I probably do enjoy these exchanges a little too much.
  80. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    wait... wasn`t dracula technically raised from the dead to?
  81. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
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    November 5, 2009 at 8:17 am
    BAHAHAHAHAHA
  82. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    @Novem006
    no Dracula was the son of the devil and sent here on earth as is. he was never human.
  83. Profile photo of darkepoch
    darkepoch Male 18-29
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    November 8, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    and bingo was his name-o!
  84. Profile photo of lgm432
    lgm432 Male 13-17
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    December 6, 2009 at 6:41 am
    loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  85. Profile photo of Jldyr
    Jldyr Male 30-39
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    March 9, 2010 at 5:31 am
    Dracula was a Transylvanian prince. He was also a real person Vlad Dracul of Romania. Do an online search, you will see about the real person and the fictional character.
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    FeistyAni Female 18-29
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    June 17, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    LAWL I inked this to my uber Christian friend and he was all offendedface :)

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