Don`t Taze Me, Self [Vid]

Submitted by: Geoman 7 years ago in Funny

Kid tests his new Taser on himself on his webcam.
There are 47 comments:
Male 48
And to think, I was taking melatonin to get some sleep. Hey, great babysitter too!
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Female 158
The emo kids moved from cutting to tazering! This is true evolution.
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Male 1,918
"that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself..."
ever heard of the scavengers daughter...Well you cramp to death...I`m serious it is possible. Okay so, You are put in a scavengers daughter after all the webings of your fingers,toes and the corners of your mouth have been paper cut, then about 5 minutes before you are going to die of cramping and after a long while of intense pain you are put in a lake to drown.
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Male 494
"""that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself..."""

I can!
Get a thousand papercuts all over your body, bathe in lime then taze yourself in a pin of kittens after rolling in catnip.

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Male 1,193
that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself...
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Female 126
Omg D:
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Male 25,416
Fail!
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Female 133
LMFAO. Staged or not that was hilarious.

Agreed!

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Female 3,828
OMGWTF

i hope hes ok

he looked all excited to do it, too...

i dont know whether to call
"dumbass", or "genius" for allowing the world to see him be a dumbass.

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Male 1,647

LMFAO. Staged or not that was hilarious. Why would you do it to your hand?!
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Female 250
When it comes to selecting a taser or stun gun for your protection, knowing the difference will REALLY matter.
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Male 338
woot! nighthack! way to dispute useless information with yourself!!!
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Female 335
its people like nighthack that nobody likes.
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Male 15
No offense Nighthack, but i don`t think it really matters.
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Male 985
I think im calling cake on this one, but also rofl
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Male 204
I know the U.S. is suffering from "tazer madness" ever since the student got tazed for asking John Kerry a question, but can we stop calling Stunguns tazers? They are VERY different. A tazer actually ejects two electrodes and carries the shock over them. It can be used at a distance and carries a pretty substantial shock.
A stungun is mostly used for self defense and is usually of no use, since it hasn`t got much juice.
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Female 232
Pussy LOL
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Male 277
aahahahahahahhahahah omgg its probably fake but lol that was funny as hell XD
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Male 158
FAKE
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Male 897
so do you turbotong! Most azns can spell XD
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Male 4,393
Darwin... XP
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Male 360
HAHAHA I wonder what his parents thought when they saw him like that
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Female 3,598
hahahaha! stupid kid.
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Male 2,690
Someone got knocked the drat out. Haha
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Male 600
wow what a dumbass. looks legit too. and the guy was Chinese... he gives a bad name for us azns... other than the japanese whom IAM has shown already shown to be wtf weird
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Male 198
Now that is good entertainment.
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Female 184
Hahaha that`s what he gets
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Male 3
The impact of hitting the back of his head KO`d him. I call Dumbass!
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Female 1,894
someone has alot of free time
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Male 17,512
I think his hand jerked back and he hit himself in the head. If he was still being shocked, As he hit himself, The shock would`ve transferred right to his head as well. Thus resulting in the concussion.
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Male 62
I call OW!
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Male 914
ok listen up...

...this is REAL...i was actually in China about a month ago when this video started circulating throughout chinese websites...

this isn`t the whole video...in the entire video, after the dumbass tazes himself, there are captions in chinese and he comes back on camera saying he was knocked out for 6 hours and his web cam was still recording...

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Male 1,226
"
it is very possible to cause him to go unconscious from shock(not the electrical kind)"

I doubt it, since shock (not the electrical kind) is caused by something unexpected.

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Male 1,646
it is very possible to cause him to go unconscious from shock(not the electrical kind)
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Male 592
i call staged
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Male 848
I`d also like to point out that the spark went across his hand, it wouldn`t have gone anywhere near his heart.
All this would have caused is a tremendous amount of pain, possibly some burning and some muscle spasms in his hand.
Someone is acting.
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Male 7,611
ive been hit with one of those. i let a friend test hers on me. it hurt so bad, but didnt knock me out. but it is possible that it will do that, as well as stop your heart for a couple of seconds, or any number of bodily harms. any jolt to your nervous system can cause a reaction in the brain; from uncontrollable muscle spasm, auditory/visual/olfaction failure, or yes unconsiousness.
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Male 928
I have seen people get tazed and have stun guns used on them and none of them ever passed out. Just do a simple search and find videos where people get tazed you will see none of them pass out from it.
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Female 15,763
"theres no way that would make him unconscious, must be one of those cheap poorly tested chinese stun guns"

RACIST!

But yeah, I don`t see how it`d make him unconscious either. The bigger you are the more those affect you, so maybe some HUUUGE guy, but not this kid.

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Male 716
Idiot.
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Male 10,855
uhm...
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Male 633
uhmm... is this fake?
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Male 420
theres no way that would make him unconscious, must be one of those cheap poorly tested chinese stun guns
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Male 97
I`d LOVE to see the actual end of this video.
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Female 1,798
go ahead and kill yourself, sweetpea, so you can keep your genes from spreading to the next generation.
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Male 784
Darwin Award Nominee
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Male 90
Link: Don`t Taze Me, Self [Vid] [Rate Link] - Kid tests his new Taser on himself on his webcam.
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