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Date: 11/02/09 06:05 AM

47 Responses to Don`t Taze Me, Self [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:38 am
    Link: Don`t Taze Me, Self - Kid tests his new Taser on himself on his webcam.
  2. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:12 am
    Darwin Award Nominee
  3. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:22 am
    go ahead and kill yourself, sweetpea, so you can keep your genes from spreading to the next generation.
  4. Profile photo of justjason44
    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:26 am
    I`d LOVE to see the actual end of this video.
  5. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:26 am
    theres no way that would make him unconscious, must be one of those cheap poorly tested chinese stun guns
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    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    uhmm... is this fake?
  7. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:39 am
    uhm...
  8. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Idiot.
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:59 am
    "theres no way that would make him unconscious, must be one of those cheap poorly tested chinese stun guns"

    RACIST!

    But yeah, I don`t see how it`d make him unconscious either. The bigger you are the more those affect you, so maybe some HUUUGE guy, but not this kid.

  10. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:46 am
    I have seen people get tazed and have stun guns used on them and none of them ever passed out. Just do a simple search and find videos where people get tazed you will see none of them pass out from it.
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 7:49 am
    ive been hit with one of those. i let a friend test hers on me. it hurt so bad, but didnt knock me out. but it is possible that it will do that, as well as stop your heart for a couple of seconds, or any number of bodily harms. any jolt to your nervous system can cause a reaction in the brain; from uncontrollable muscle spasm, auditory/visual/olfaction failure, or yes unconsiousness.
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    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:09 am
    I`d also like to point out that the spark went across his hand, it wouldn`t have gone anywhere near his heart.
    All this would have caused is a tremendous amount of pain, possibly some burning and some muscle spasms in his hand.
    Someone is acting.
  13. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:35 am
    i call staged
  14. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:42 am
    it is very possible to cause him to go unconscious from shock(not the electrical kind)
  15. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 9:04 am
    "
    it is very possible to cause him to go unconscious from shock(not the electrical kind)"

    I doubt it, since shock (not the electrical kind) is caused by something unexpected.

  16. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
    ok listen up...

    ...this is REAL...i was actually in China about a month ago when this video started circulating throughout chinese websites...

    this isn`t the whole video...in the entire video, after the dumbass tazes himself, there are captions in chinese and he comes back on camera saying he was knocked out for 6 hours and his web cam was still recording...

  17. Profile photo of krackfishy3
    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:41 am
    I call OW!
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:33 am
    I think his hand jerked back and he hit himself in the head. If he was still being shocked, As he hit himself, The shock would`ve transferred right to his head as well. Thus resulting in the concussion.
  19. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:37 am
    someone has alot of free time
  20. Profile photo of QED
    QED Male 40-49
    3 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:41 am
    The impact of hitting the back of his head KO`d him. I call Dumbass!
  21. Profile photo of jackyface
    jackyface Female 18-29
    184 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:52 am
    Hahaha that`s what he gets
  22. Profile photo of daverazor
    daverazor Male 50-59
    198 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Now that is good entertainment.
  23. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    wow what a dumbass. looks legit too. and the guy was Chinese... he gives a bad name for us azns... other than the japanese whom IAM has shown already shown to be wtf weird
  24. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Someone got knocked the drat out. Haha
  25. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    hahahaha! stupid kid.
  26. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    HAHAHA I wonder what his parents thought when they saw him like that
  27. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Darwin... XP
  28. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    so do you turbotong! Most azns can spell XD
  29. Profile photo of turbopuppy
    turbopuppy Male 30-39
    158 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    FAKE
  30. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    aahahahahahahhahahah omgg its probably fake but lol that was funny as hell XD
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    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Pussy LOL
  32. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    I know the U.S. is suffering from "tazer madness" ever since the student got tazed for asking John Kerry a question, but can we stop calling Stunguns tazers? They are VERY different. A tazer actually ejects two electrodes and carries the shock over them. It can be used at a distance and carries a pretty substantial shock.
    A stungun is mostly used for self defense and is usually of no use, since it hasn`t got much juice.
  33. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    I think im calling cake on this one, but also rofl
  34. Profile photo of doode999
    doode999 Male 18-29
    15 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    No offense Nighthack, but i don`t think it really matters.
  35. Profile photo of popo38
    popo38 Female 13-17
    335 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    its people like nighthack that nobody likes.
  36. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    woot! nighthack! way to dispute useless information with yourself!!!
  37. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:15 am
    When it comes to selecting a taser or stun gun for your protection, knowing the difference will REALLY matter.
  38. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:30 am

    LMFAO. Staged or not that was hilarious. Why would you do it to your hand?!
  39. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:18 am
    OMGWTF

    i hope hes ok

    he looked all excited to do it, too...

    i dont know whether to call
    "dumbass", or "genius" for allowing the world to see him be a dumbass.

  40. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:30 am
    LMFAO. Staged or not that was hilarious.

    Agreed!

  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:41 am
    Fail!
  42. Profile photo of MLime
    MLime Female 13-17
    126 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Omg D:
  43. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself...
  44. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    """that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself..."""

    I can!
    Get a thousand papercuts all over your body, bathe in lime then taze yourself in a pin of kittens after rolling in catnip.

  45. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "that was stupid and fake. Also, btw don`t taze yourself people because there`s a large possibility that your nerves well tense up and you won`t be able to stop tazing yourself. I can`t imagine a worse way to slowly kill yourself..."
    ever heard of the scavengers daughter...Well you cramp to death...I`m serious it is possible. Okay so, You are put in a scavengers daughter after all the webings of your fingers,toes and the corners of your mouth have been paper cut, then about 5 minutes before you are going to die of cramping and after a long while of intense pain you are put in a lake to drown.
  46. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    The emo kids moved from cutting to tazering! This is true evolution.
  47. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    49 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    And to think, I was taking melatonin to get some sleep. Hey, great babysitter too!

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