Daily Newspaper`s Police Crime Report [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I don"t know what town this crime report was from, but I want to move there right now...
There are 45 comments:
Female 24
Lol, this is in Washington state. Pullman is where Washington state University is.:) I remember this situation....
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Female 356
No comment could stand up to that.
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Female 1,324
nunununununununununununununu batmaaaaaaan...
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Male 193
well batman actually broke the window to get to a third girl and stopped a possible third assault by chewbacca
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Female 8,044
batman was pissed that his women was being messed with by chewbacca...they have a long standing rivalry, going back as far as batgirl even!!!!
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Female 1,593
ROFL
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Male 46
@trp712 Naw just a broken window apparently.
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Male 2,238
You mess with Batman, you get the.....batmobile?
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Female 3,828
lol halloween?
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Male 1,196
"2 women who reported being assaulted by Chewbacca" is the best
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Female 15,763
Batman`s a total douche. Always whining about his parents... you rich ass.
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Male 999
whats wrong with this post?
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Female 285
No Cthulhu?! I expected better from you, I-A-B.
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Male 1,678
They blame it on batman but i bet it was really harvey dent who broke that window
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Male 3
GOOOO COUGARS haha pullman is an hour away from spokane WA
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Male 316
Pullman Washington home of Wash St Univ
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Male 70
I think everyone in that town was "high during-"
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Male 25
think it is in washington
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Female 241
Batman got off because... well to put it simply he is the mother f****** Batman
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Male 63
Chewy raping women and Batman busting out windows: That`s when you know it was a good party.
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Male 600
this was probably around halloween
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Male 1,068
Chewy! Once is one thing, but twice! Come on!!
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 3,915
>2: women who reported being assaulted by chewbacca

Burt Reynolds is back to his old gimmicks...

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Female 4,197
lol batman is moving into the darkside. And don`t dress up as Chewy, you might get arrested for assult
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Male 1,343
EFFF WSU.

GO DAWGS

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Male 47
Chewies testimony

Roar rarrr wragggh rarg ror rawr roar roar rurrrrr reoooooorrr roar raro.

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Male 25,416
so now we know where batman lives! we can sell this information to his villians! MWA ha ha ha ha!
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Female 91
Batman finally did something naughty. VillAnS REjoiCe!!!
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Male 3,842
Well, first of all "I don`t know what town this crime report was from" - it is Pullman, Washington, home of Washington State University. It says it right there in the article, both "Pullman" and "WSU"
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Male 535
Headline the Next Day.

"Police searching for a molesting 7 foot tall Wookie"

Please call 911 if you spot a large walking rug. His name is Chewbacca, but also goes by the alias "Chewie" Suspect is armed and dangerous, and is possibly linked to the rebel terrorist attack on the Galactic Empire`s Death Star.

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Male 795
Pedobacca?
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Male 10,855
The last 2: WTF?
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Male 16
Hahaha I`m proud to say I was running around Pullman that night. GO COUGS!
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Male 39
Sounds like a fun place to live. After all Batman lives there so you know the crime rate is very high...
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Male 480
Ah, halloween in a college town
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Male 1,646
haha
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Male 25
No Pedobear sightings?
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Male 9
The town is Pullman, Wa. Home of the cougs!
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Male 15
haha I`m a student at WSU, I remember reading that in our paper. Good times.
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Male 271
Batman broke the window trying to save the woman from Chewbacca.
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Male 78
Seems to me like it`s Gotham City, Corellia. Or maybe Kashyyyk.

In all reality, though, this is probably from Haloween.

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Male 141
that chewbacca is a randy bugger
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Male 3,364
Ah yes...fond memories of living in a small college town
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Male 20,156
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