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Date: 11/03/09 01:02 PM

75 Responses to Creepy Product Alert: Beauty Smile Trainer [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18840 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Link: Creepy Product Alert: Beauty Smile Trainer - But then again, what do you expect from a country that promotes their women to bind their feet.
  2. Profile photo of amaru420
    amaru420 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    oh my GOD U STUPID IGNORANT SWINE CHINA USED TO BIND THEIR FEET, THIS PRODUCT IS FROM JAPAN, WHY R U SO dratING BAD AT WRITING COMMENTS JUST GIVE UP your stupidity frustrates me u prat
  3. Profile photo of lorface
    lorface Female 18-29
    78 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    don`t feed the trolls, children.

    lulzy product, btdubs.

  4. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    LOOOL hahaha!
  5. Profile photo of JerkMeat
    JerkMeat Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    JAPAN =/= CHINA you lacist jerk!
  6. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    i lolled
  7. Profile photo of MG6
    MG6 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Binding feet: China
    This product: Japan (or at least that`s what the writing tells me)

    => comment FAIL

  8. Profile photo of Sgtsteal
    Sgtsteal Male 13-17
    26 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    and whats so wrong with this? i use one! makes me look perty
  9. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Wow, we`ve got a decent newb, a "firsting"/"FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-ing" newb, and a raging newb. Welcome to IAB.
  10. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    I see a ban in dohdot`s future...

    And, as usual, language determining FAIL.

    Japan didn`t bind feet, China did. And if you`re thinking this is Chinese... Then still FAIL.

    Seriously, I know I went on a rant against your Japan-ism a while back...

    But for christ`s sake Fancy, if you`re not going to at least learn how east-asian languages LOOK different, let alone learn to read them, then just stop posting them...

  11. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    dohdot ban in 3...2...1....

    But more to the point, wtf is with the upside down smile in the bottom picture?

  12. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    TOO....MANY....NEWFAG TROLLS! CAN`T TAKE THIS!
    by the way, very lulz-worthy pic.
  13. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    SPAMMERS.
    and i think this is a plausible product.
  14. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I concur with amaru420 fancy, you need to learn to tell the difference between Japanese and Chinese and their respective nations.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    You should say JAPAN != CHINA JerkMeat
  16. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    Lol, she looks like a barracuda in the "before" pic.
  17. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Bahahah look at the before picture! Is that even possible?
  18. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    As well as the incorrect country, there`s also the incorrect tense. It`s past, not present. You might as well say that France is a country where they burn heretics, or whatever.
  19. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    I think foot binding died out a century ago.
  20. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    isn`t foot binding outlawed now? but seriously? who smiles like that anyways? it`s like if you don`t want to smile the will force you to smile!! dam you for being sad!
  21. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    she looks like a chipmunk in the first pic.
  22. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    Sigh. I think fancy needs to take a crash course in east Asian languages.
  23. Profile photo of IslandLotus
    IslandLotus Female 18-29
    410 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    All these comments about the mistaken reference to China, but no one pointed out that this product has a Caucasian model with light hair and blue eyes doing the selling, despite the little photo up in the right corner of a Japanese woman.
  24. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6959 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I think Cracked in general is a bit vague about Asia. In fact, a bit vague about anywhere they haven`t woken up in. And even more vague about those. It isn`t National Geographic.
  25. Profile photo of JerkMeat
    JerkMeat Male 70 & Over
    2 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Thank you, Cajun247, "!=" > "=/="

    By the way, what is a newb? Is that what you call this smiling product in your united states?

  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    what do you expect from a country that promotes their women to bind their feet.

    RACISM! RACISM! yaaaay!

  27. Profile photo of Conejito1011
    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    tee hee it just looks like they photoshopped her smile upside down in the `before` picture XD
  28. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    I could use that. I do actually smile like the before picture.
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    "By the way, what is a newb?"

    A newb is someone who is new to a site, like you.

  30. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    no no-one has to know how much you wanna kill yourself.
    nice going china.
  31. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    Her right eye is freaky and in her before pic it looks like she has cotton stuffed under her upper lip
  32. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    I`m pretty sure Japanese women never bound their feet.

    Way to be educated IAB :)

  33. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    we have stuff like this in the U.S.. like the facelift one that makes you mouth look like you should be in Predator
  34. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    This is actually a fairly acceptable product...
    And Japanese women don`t bind their feet.
    And Chinese women haven`t done it for the most part in a long time... Because if you do, you can`t freaking walk properly.
  35. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Japanese women never bound their feet. That happened in China. And it also hasn`t happened in centuries.

    Way to be ignorant morons IAB.

  36. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    Instead of fixing the smile, bleach the teeth so they don`t look so cheesy.

    Also...China had the foot wrappings...not Japan...and not for hundreds of years...I`m sure this has already been mentioned.

  37. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    well i think her left eye is freaky
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    I`d be a total babe in ancient China.

    I wonder if anyone will get that...

  39. Profile photo of VioletWings
    VioletWings Female 13-17
    25 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    I have to agree, this is japanese not chinese. Japanese people never bound their feet. Also, its now illegal in china to bind your feet, and that`s been illegal for an extremely long time. We were once the only developed country left with slavery, but people dont refer to us as "that country that still has slaves"
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    japanese woman dont bind their feet. and chinese woman dont do it anymore. they used to, thats why its only really old ladies that have it done. but they dont promote it anymore. it was the times. kind of like how woman used to wear too-tight corsets and faint all the time...

  41. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    "I have to agree, this is japanese not chinese. Japanese people never bound their feet. Also, its now illegal in china to bind your feet, and that`s been illegal for an extremely long time. We were once the only developed country left with slavery, but people dont refer to us as "that country that still has slaves"

    I will now!!!

  42. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    I didn`t think you could help how you smiled...>_>;
  43. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    Oh Internet commenters, your correctly distinguishing between Japanese and Chinese, as well as understanding that Chinese foot binding is outdated and essentially equivalent to U.S. slavery warms my heart. It`s like... somehow you`re all on the internet, but not retarded. It`s really weird.

    Next thing you know I`m going to go on yahoo answers and find a useful and grammatically correct answer.

  44. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    ya for stupidity!
  45. Profile photo of RehtaeH
    RehtaeH Female 18-29
    288 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Should buy a bunch and hand them out to emo kids...
  46. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Apparently, it also makes you white.
  47. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    good one SuperSmash and DiePSPolice.
  48. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    there are people that can`t smile? O.o
  49. Profile photo of hannahbry27
    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    Umm... who smiles like the picture on the right?
  50. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    "there are people that can`t smile? O.o"

    No, they just don`t smile properly. I could see this becoming some kind of goth trend or something. The idea of a synthetic smile is very metaphorical.

  51. Profile photo of Gman068
    Gman068 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    Oh, look, the Japanese, again. .__.
  52. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Next thing you know I`m going to go on yahoo answers and find a useful and grammatically correct answer.

    LOL.

    Yes Opie, re: ancient Chinese Babe. Very nice.

  53. Profile photo of ometatherion
    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:43 am
    WTF!!
  54. Profile photo of randawhy
    randawhy Female 13-17
    5 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 3:59 am
    umm...wtf?:-?
  55. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:23 am
    Weird japanese forgot how to laugh
    Im not suprised :D
  56. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:03 am
    So where do you actually insert it to smile like that?
  57. Profile photo of Tazinijif
    Tazinijif Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:17 am
    Is it just me or is the `before` mouth just the `after` mouth turned upside down?!
  58. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:50 am
    and going back to the chinese/japanese debate, the japanese were so against foot binding that when they invaded taiwan they banned foot binding in 1895.... I thought the japanese found the idea of toes sexy, hence why geisha wear those flipflop sandal things and two-toe socks? or am i chatting bollocks?
  59. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:06 am
    How does this work? And why did they use and American girl instead of a Japanese girl? Maybe they`re trying to tell us that we need to smile more. ??
  60. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 8:45 am
    `So where do you actually insert it to smile like that? `

    Hah, did you mean it to come out like that or was that unintentional? XD

  61. Profile photo of SpartanV_EX
    SpartanV_EX Male 18-29
    42 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:55 am
    It`s the Chinese that were into foot binding... Not the Japanese. The Chinese saw it as a symbol of nobility if the woman never hand to leave the house, the noble woman`s saying went something like "A lady should never have to take more than two steps outside her home." Feet were bound to make proof of this. It also where the idea that pale white skin is sexy in China... But i don`t see it.
  62. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
    the shape of that thing is kinda misleading
  63. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    because smiling without one just wouldent be a smile.
  64. Profile photo of ashleed
    ashleed Female 18-29
    35 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    the chinese practiced foot binding. this is a japanese product. creepy none the less, though.
  65. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    i know too many people who could use this one...
  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    They sell a Manufactured Device to teach someone how to smile?? World, what happened to you?
  67. Profile photo of icecream2269
    icecream2269 Female 18-29
    523 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    LMAO @ her before smile.
  68. Profile photo of Chinatown411
    Chinatown411 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Her face looks like a monkey in the before photo.
  69. Profile photo of -cyin
    -cyin Female 13-17
    83 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    how does that work? o_o
  70. Profile photo of HUFFER
    HUFFER Male 30-39
    368 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    It`s a surgical implant. Haha
  71. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    yes because we dont know how to smile sexii
  72. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    idu how it works D:
  73. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:50 am
    woman in top right is some epic win
  74. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    i think you attach it to your mirror and try to mimic your smile to go with the bar. But that is just a guess.
  75. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    "But then again, what do you expect from a country that promotes their women to bind their feet."

    Not much... which doesn`t matter here, because feet binding was a Chinese custom about 100 years ago and this picture is from modern-day Japan.

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