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Date: 11/11/09 07:02 AM

76 Responses to Cops Don`t Get Paid Enough For This Crap [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Link: Cops Don`t Get Paid Enough For This Crap - Although, who wouldn`t give anything to see this crime scene recreated on America`s Most Wanted?
  2. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:32 am
    sucks wen that happends
  3. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Uhh...
  4. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:49 am
    hehehe
  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:56 am
    poor dog, he was casualty in these events.
  6. Profile photo of Malibu315
    Malibu315 Female 18-29
    233 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:01 am
    wtf.
  7. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:02 am
    I don`t care how old this is, it`s always funny when I see it.
  8. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
    156 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:13 am
    That`s.. surreal
  9. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:23 am
    I can totally relate to that.
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:24 am
    what an odd intrusion...
  11. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:25 am
    wow thats the weirdest poo ever, I literally sat back in my chair and went "WTF?"
  12. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:29 am
    OMG and WTF!!
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:33 am
    Anyone calling Jay Leno yet?
  14. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:55 am
    Allow me to translate:

    I was home alone getting high off of mushrooms and masturbating when I decided that it would be really funny to see what would happen if I gave my girlfriend`s chihuahua some shrooms. Turns out, it`s not that funny because he died. I was still really f-ed up, and the best way I found to cover this up was to call 911 and make some story up...

  15. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:58 am
    It`s like someone recalling a distressing dream!
  16. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:27 am
    >xavroche
    Interesting theory. I`d still love to see this on Most Wanted.
  17. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:57 am
    aw poor dog :|
  18. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:10 am
    Someone is on LSD.
  19. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:13 am
    what is wrong with people?

    "I just wanna ask him...WHY?!" -George Carlin (the greatest comic of ALL time, no argument)

  20. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:31 am
    omg! win! its too bad george carlin isnt around to see stuff like this! he would have gotten such a kick out of this one AND made a 2-hour long joke about it entailing whether or not its "ok" to rob a man while he`s jerkin it at gun point, then the moral issues resounding from feeding a canine magic mushrooms. dog probably jumped off something high and died
  21. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:44 am
    If he was home alone, why would he go down to the basement?
    Apart from that, everything else is pretty standard
  22. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:03 am
    i love how agit says killing dogs with mushrooms is pretty standard
  23. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
    What the drat?
    Makes me think, what kinds of people would think of doing this and actually go do it?
  24. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:15 am
    This happens every day, somewhere.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:16 am
    F d up!
  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:32 am
    FML!
  27. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
    Poor puppy.. :[
  28. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    thats gotta be 1 of the most classic stories--poor dog i guess i wont be trying that this winter break
  29. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Pretty sure he was the only one eating "mushrooms."
  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    its a true story...>.>
  31. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    That happened to me the other day.....
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    My question is, if you`re a burglar, why do you bring poisonous mushrooms?
  33. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    "This truly is a disturbing universe"
    -Maggie Simpson
  34. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    lawl
  35. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    ...lawl.
  36. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Jeez, if I had a nickel every time that happened...
  37. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    oh psh, this happens more often than you think
  38. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Hysterical and odd, at the same time.
  39. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    "Man, it`s Saturday night, I`ve got a bag of shrooms, a videotaper and nothing to do. Hmmm..."
  40. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    i feel bad for the dog :(
  41. Profile photo of kitty765
    kitty765 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    "Man, it`s Saturday night, I`ve got a bag of shrooms, a videotaper and nothing to do. Hmmm..."
    --------------
    LOL!!!!!
  42. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    :-0 same thing happened to me last week.. they really need to get this guy
  43. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Can`t a guy wank in peace?
  44. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    what the [email protected]? that has to be the weirdest crime in the history of criminality.
  45. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    ooooooooooooold
  46. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    LOL
  47. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    What I want to know did any of the guns fire a shot....
  48. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    The dog got high and went to doggie heaven ):
  49. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Beheheh.
  50. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Right... Something tells me Mr. Home Alone was effed up on shrooms and in a lonesome act of beastiality killed his dog on accident.
  51. Profile photo of _Willardlol_
    _Willardlol_ Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Man:*mindlessly fapping* "Boy! This here pornographic material is great!
    Burglar: *points gun* KEEP ON GOIN BUDDY!OR YOUR LITTLE DOGGY HERE GETS IT!
    Man: No! This is such a turn off! I can`t continue!
    Burglar: THAT`S IT! *feeds dog the shrooms* HA! SO LONG SUCKER
    Man: Now I could call the veterinarian or 911 within the next hour and save the life of my dog, but I have this here pornographic media to continue viewing!

    FIN

  52. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    LOL @ willard
  53. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAA I`m LULZing SOOOOO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHBABAHABEBEAIASHAHASJHFALSHHHAHAHAA
  54. Profile photo of KylePwn
    KylePwn Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    What a charmer
  55. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Willardlol, epic story.
    Reasons why I want to be a cop lol.
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    LMAO
  57. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:01 am
    I feel bad that I lol`d
  58. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:15 am
    lol so weird
  59. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:18 am
    funniest thing i have read all day
  60. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:02 am
    hahah what kinda robber was this he has some issues
  61. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 2:03 am
    Oh I am so doing something like that...
  62. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 4:39 am
    I`m guessing Skabashas was high on something as well.
  63. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:13 am
    SlappyMcFish "Oh I am so doing something like that..."

    What do you mean by that? O_o

  64. Profile photo of yoshi_glover
    yoshi_glover Male 13-17
    76 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 5:32 am
    Well, at least he was honest lmfao!!!
  65. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:37 am
    I don`t think the dog was the one that ate `shrooms.
  66. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 11:43 am
    awww doggie
  67. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    nice.
  68. Profile photo of darkdolly
    darkdolly Female 18-29
    7 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    wow this is just...like wtf!

    where was I!!??

  69. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Poor dog :(
  70. Profile photo of lbrian523
    lbrian523 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I literally just lol`ed.
  71. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 7:36 am
    wasn`t me...I think
  72. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    so they know my little secret....
  73. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    Wow... That`s some serious poo right there. lol
  74. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    poor doggy =[[[
  75. Profile photo of kralmir
    kralmir Male 18-29
    351 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 5:39 am
    aww man the dog died? , i gave him some magic shrooms to let him have some fun, id didnt mean to kill him:(
  76. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    November 12, 2010 at 8:34 am
    there is no good comment for this :-|

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