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where was I!!??
What do you mean by that? O_o
"I just wanna ask him...WHY?!" -George Carlin (the greatest comic of ALL time, no argument)
I was home alone getting high off of mushrooms and masturbating when I decided that it would be really funny to see what would happen if I gave my girlfriend`s chihuahua some shrooms. Turns out, it`s not that funny because he died. I was still really f-ed up, and the best way I found to cover this up was to call 911 and make some story up...