Cops Don`t Get Paid Enough For This Crap [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Funny

Although, who wouldn"t give anything to see this crime scene recreated on America"s Most Wanted?
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Female 430
there is no good comment for this :-|
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Male 351
aww man the dog died? , i gave him some magic shrooms to let him have some fun, id didnt mean to kill him:(
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Female 204
poor doggy =[[[
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Female 111
Wow... That`s some serious poo right there. lol
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Male 999
so they know my little secret....
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Male 1,360
wasn`t me...I think
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Female 4
I literally just lol`ed.
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Female 202
Poor dog :(
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Female 7
wow this is just...like wtf!

where was I!!??

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Female 135
nice.
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Male 1,718
awww doggie
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Male 1,206
I don`t think the dog was the one that ate `shrooms.
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Male 76
Well, at least he was honest lmfao!!!
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Female 517
SlappyMcFish "Oh I am so doing something like that..."

What do you mean by that? O_o

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Male 1,240
I`m guessing Skabashas was high on something as well.
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Female 248
Oh I am so doing something like that...
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Male 109
hahah what kinda robber was this he has some issues
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Male 1,196
funniest thing i have read all day
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Female 3,828
lol so weird
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Female 914
I feel bad that I lol`d
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Female 5,222
LMAO
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Female 1,283
Willardlol, epic story.
Reasons why I want to be a cop lol.
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Male 25
What a charmer
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Male 1,256
HAHAHAHAHAA I`m LULZing SOOOOO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHBABAHABEBEAIASHAHASJHFALSHHHAHAHAA
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Male 815
LOL @ willard
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Male 33
Man:*mindlessly fapping* "Boy! This here pornographic material is great!
Burglar: *points gun* KEEP ON GOIN BUDDY!OR YOUR LITTLE DOGGY HERE GETS IT!
Man: No! This is such a turn off! I can`t continue!
Burglar: THAT`S IT! *feeds dog the shrooms* HA! SO LONG SUCKER
Man: Now I could call the veterinarian or 911 within the next hour and save the life of my dog, but I have this here pornographic media to continue viewing!

FIN

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Female 4,447
Right... Something tells me Mr. Home Alone was effed up on shrooms and in a lonesome act of beastiality killed his dog on accident.
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Female 381
Beheheh.
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Male 152
The dog got high and went to doggie heaven ):
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Male 90
What I want to know did any of the guns fire a shot....
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Female 437
LOL
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Male 897
ooooooooooooold
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Male 2,868
what the [email protected]? that has to be the weirdest crime in the history of criminality.
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Male 712
Can`t a guy wank in peace?
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Male 2,592
:-0 same thing happened to me last week.. they really need to get this guy
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Female 33
"Man, it`s Saturday night, I`ve got a bag of shrooms, a videotaper and nothing to do. Hmmm..."
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LOL!!!!!
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Female 131
i feel bad for the dog :(
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Male 1,765
"Man, it`s Saturday night, I`ve got a bag of shrooms, a videotaper and nothing to do. Hmmm..."
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Male 454
Hysterical and odd, at the same time.
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Female 4,197
oh psh, this happens more often than you think
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Male 499
Jeez, if I had a nickel every time that happened...
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Male 403
...lawl.
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Male 368
lawl
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Male 1,002
"This truly is a disturbing universe"
-Maggie Simpson
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Male 10,440
My question is, if you`re a burglar, why do you bring poisonous mushrooms?
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Male 795
That happened to me the other day.....
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Male 4,867
its a true story...>.>
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Male 191
Pretty sure he was the only one eating "mushrooms."
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Male 975
thats gotta be 1 of the most classic stories--poor dog i guess i wont be trying that this winter break
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Female 1,148
Poor puppy.. :[
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Male 10,855
FML!
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Male 25,416
F d up!
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Male 690
This happens every day, somewhere.
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Female 355
What the drat?
Makes me think, what kinds of people would think of doing this and actually go do it?
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Female 178
i love how agit says killing dogs with mushrooms is pretty standard
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Male 995
If he was home alone, why would he go down to the basement?
Apart from that, everything else is pretty standard
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Male 894
omg! win! its too bad george carlin isnt around to see stuff like this! he would have gotten such a kick out of this one AND made a 2-hour long joke about it entailing whether or not its "ok" to rob a man while he`s jerkin it at gun point, then the moral issues resounding from feeding a canine magic mushrooms. dog probably jumped off something high and died
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Female 24
what is wrong with people?

"I just wanna ask him...WHY?!" -George Carlin (the greatest comic of ALL time, no argument)

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Male 339
Someone is on LSD.
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Female 87
aw poor dog :|
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Male 2,553
>xavroche
Interesting theory. I`d still love to see this on Most Wanted.
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Female 420
It`s like someone recalling a distressing dream!
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Male 819
Allow me to translate:

I was home alone getting high off of mushrooms and masturbating when I decided that it would be really funny to see what would happen if I gave my girlfriend`s chihuahua some shrooms. Turns out, it`s not that funny because he died. I was still really f-ed up, and the best way I found to cover this up was to call 911 and make some story up...

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Female 9,475
Anyone calling Jay Leno yet?
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Male 322
OMG and WTF!!
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Male 1,312
wow thats the weirdest poo ever, I literally sat back in my chair and went "WTF?"
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Male 1,646
what an odd intrusion...
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Male 3,431
I can totally relate to that.
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Male 156
That`s.. surreal
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Male 137
I don`t care how old this is, it`s always funny when I see it.
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Female 233
wtf.
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Male 7,611
poor dog, he was casualty in these events.
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Female 444
hehehe
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Female 15,763
Uhh...
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Male 3,619
sucks wen that happends
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Female 1,780
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