Classic Example of Two Birds with One Stone [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

In all fairness, when they say you get married, you die inside so maybe that"s the explanation.
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Female 12
The groom acts like his wedding was the opening skit for saturday night live =D
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Male 251
An even better version of this: Parents married at sons funeral
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Male 59
No no no, inside of the coffin is the love suite. It was all they could afford. Then when she crushes him, they won`t have to move his body.
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Male 1,718
A second after this photo was taken the balloon bride actidentally fell backwards and crushed every bone in the poor boys body.
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Male 1,505
"From Lionhart2
> belunan
> Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

A. They die in self-defense."

I LOLed at this.

@Concetra

Not it`s not a rhetorical question. It`s half a joke. Given that the second half was a punch line, aka an answer, it`s not rhetorical. Grow a sense of humor.

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Female 914
uhh congratu-sorry for your loss...?
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Male 2,238
That took me awhile to get...

For once, I hope it`s fake.

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Male 197
im pretty sure teh guys dead....
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Female 5,222
o0???
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Male 56
lol its a funeral/wedding
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Female 4,197
why on earth would you have a coffin at your wedding??
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Male 422
Shes only going to get bigger.
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Male 431
zoneking you sound like a beastiality fetish guy trying to justify his wackoazzself.
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Male 150
He`s a gold digger.
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Female 1,006
I was so confused for a minute. Until I noticed the coffin.
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Female 1,894
till death do they part
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Male 106
Now now square... don`t be so abrasive. You speak of cows as though the word was a negative thing. Cows have larger breasts, and because of their size several other things are of benefit as well.

1. Their private part is snugger from lack of use
2. their sex-drive is higher from lack of sex in general
3. in case of an affair, the cow is much more likely to accept the husband back for fear of dying alone
4. oral sex is much better, they treat it like they`re gonna EAT it
5. In case of emergency (nuclear holocaust etc) you have a ready supply of blubber for oil lamps and cooking, as well as a large quantity of meat.
6. They make an excellent floatation device.

So there you have it folks... cows are where it`s at!

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Male 601
"Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?"

Because they want to.

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Female 1,199
What is going on here... O.o
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Female 230
o__o? What about those lights? What kind of look were they going for, here?
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Female 1,545
Man, it`s near scientific fact that all skinny white guys marry cows, if you go by the amount of photographic evidence posted on IAB.

Not once have I seen a hot bride on this site. Nor a hot groom, come to think of it...

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Male 8,302
> belunan
> Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

A. They die in self-defense.

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Male 848
Wait: Christmas Lights, Coffin and Wedding?

Mixed atmosphere.

X(

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Male 2,050
Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

is that a rhetorical question?

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Male 1,505
Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
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Female 1,435
texidermy these days! keeping the wedding day alive!
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Male 670
stardagger, i feel sorry for your mom for having to put up with your ignorant ass. i mean, just cuz YOUR mom`s a whale...
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Male 25,416
Maybe its a honeymoon at a coffin shop?
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Male 1,190
What a WHALE, I feel sorry for this guy, he could do better than WHALE WOMAN!
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Male 3,842
Geogypsy
Female, 18-29, Canada
138 Posts Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:10:15 AM
Maybe they just couldn`t stand the thought of leaving Great Aunt Mabel out of the ceremony...


I know you`re joking but that`s exactly right. It was really really important for her that grandma be there. Grandma was planning on attending and all but then had that awful accident two days before the wedding, what are you going to do, cancel the wedding? Everyone is already in town...

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Female 423
hhhmmm.... well this is the only slot they had open....
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Male 2,549
Maybe they just couldn`t stand the thought of leaving Great Aunt Mabel out of the ceremony...
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Female 84
um... Hamlet quote

something like the meats from the funeral were served cold at the wedding

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Female 846
"well...we could only rent the church for one night..."
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Female 1,604
never heard of the expression either, only thing I can think of it maybe they met at work at a funeral home? lol
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Female 15,763
This would make more sense if they were dressed up in a gothic manner...
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Male 5,314
they should have just had the wedding at McDonald`s and save themselves the trip
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Male 1
Why is there a coffin? Fun wedding....
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Male 1,646
i wonder what really happened here...
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Female 14
To be fair, the guy looks happier than the chick does. And not every marriage is fatal (just most...)
:)
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Female 9,402
""..when they say you get married, you die inside"
I have never heard that expression however it explains a lot.. "

Me neither.

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Female 1,001
"..when they say you get married, you die inside"

I have never heard that expression however it explains a lot..

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Male 43
That`s a whole lotta woman
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Female 317
oh my...
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Male 4,807
Black and white pics are so much more artistic looking
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Male 483
Two brides, one woman
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Male 3
drat....
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Male 7,585
and thats when the date turned kind of awkward
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Male 1,051
Well, that`s awfully shallow.
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Male 19,873
Link: Classic Example of Two Birds with One Stone [Pic] [Rate Link] - In all fairness, when they say you get married, you die inside so maybe that`s the explanation.
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