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Date: 11/05/09 07:00 AM

50 Responses to Classic Example of Two Birds with One Stone [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Link: Classic Example of Two Birds with One Stone - In all fairness, when they say you get married, you die inside so maybe that`s the explanation.
  2. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Well, that`s awfully shallow.
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:09 am
    and thats when the date turned kind of awkward
  4. Profile photo of Kaobear
    Kaobear Male 18-29
    3 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:10 am
    drat....
  5. Profile photo of TwoEyezBlind
    TwoEyezBlind Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Two brides, one woman
  6. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Black and white pics are so much more artistic looking
  7. Profile photo of in2gooh
    in2gooh Female 18-29
    317 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:12 am
    oh my...
  8. Profile photo of motocray
    motocray Male 30-39
    43 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:15 am
    That`s a whole lotta woman
  9. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 7:29 am
    "..when they say you get married, you die inside"

    I have never heard that expression however it explains a lot..

  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
    ""..when they say you get married, you die inside"
    I have never heard that expression however it explains a lot.. "

    Me neither.

  11. Profile photo of PennyStrange
    PennyStrange Female 18-29
    14 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:15 am
    To be fair, the guy looks happier than the chick does. And not every marriage is fatal (just most...)
    :)
  12. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:15 am
    i wonder what really happened here...
  13. Profile photo of FunkyFlunker
    FunkyFlunker Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 5, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Why is there a coffin? Fun wedding....
  14. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:31 am
    they should have just had the wedding at McDonald`s and save themselves the trip
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:34 am
    This would make more sense if they were dressed up in a gothic manner...
  16. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:38 am
    never heard of the expression either, only thing I can think of it maybe they met at work at a funeral home? lol
  17. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:06 am
    "well...we could only rent the church for one night..."
  18. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:09 am
    um... Hamlet quote

    something like the meats from the funeral were served cold at the wedding

  19. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Maybe they just couldn`t stand the thought of leaving Great Aunt Mabel out of the ceremony...
  20. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:41 am
    hhhmmm.... well this is the only slot they had open....
  21. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Geogypsy
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    138 Posts Thursday, November 05, 2009 9:10:15 AM
    Maybe they just couldn`t stand the thought of leaving Great Aunt Mabel out of the ceremony...


    I know you`re joking but that`s exactly right. It was really really important for her that grandma be there. Grandma was planning on attending and all but then had that awful accident two days before the wedding, what are you going to do, cancel the wedding? Everyone is already in town...

  22. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 10:35 am
    What a WHALE, I feel sorry for this guy, he could do better than WHALE WOMAN!
  23. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Maybe its a honeymoon at a coffin shop?
  24. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:26 am
    stardagger, i feel sorry for your mom for having to put up with your ignorant ass. i mean, just cuz YOUR mom`s a whale...
  25. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
    texidermy these days! keeping the wedding day alive!
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?
    A: Because they want to.
  27. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

    is that a rhetorical question?

  28. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Wait: Christmas Lights, Coffin and Wedding?

    Mixed atmosphere.

    X(

  29. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    > belunan
    > Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

    A. They die in self-defense.

  30. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Man, it`s near scientific fact that all skinny white guys marry cows, if you go by the amount of photographic evidence posted on IAB.

    Not once have I seen a hot bride on this site. Nor a hot groom, come to think of it...

  31. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    o__o? What about those lights? What kind of look were they going for, here?
  32. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    What is going on here... O.o
  33. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    "Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?"

    Because they want to.

  34. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Now now square... don`t be so abrasive. You speak of cows as though the word was a negative thing. Cows have larger breasts, and because of their size several other things are of benefit as well.

    1. Their private part is snugger from lack of use
    2. their sex-drive is higher from lack of sex in general
    3. in case of an affair, the cow is much more likely to accept the husband back for fear of dying alone
    4. oral sex is much better, they treat it like they`re gonna EAT it
    5. In case of emergency (nuclear holocaust etc) you have a ready supply of blubber for oil lamps and cooking, as well as a large quantity of meat.
    6. They make an excellent floatation device.

    So there you have it folks... cows are where it`s at!

  35. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    till death do they part
  36. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    I was so confused for a minute. Until I noticed the coffin.
  37. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    He`s a gold digger.
  38. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    zoneking you sound like a beastiality fetish guy trying to justify his wackoazzself.
  39. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Shes only going to get bigger.
  40. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    why on earth would you have a coffin at your wedding??
  41. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    lol its a funeral/wedding
  42. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    o0???
  43. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    im pretty sure teh guys dead....
  44. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    That took me awhile to get...

    For once, I hope it`s fake.

  45. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:14 am
    uhh congratu-sorry for your loss...?
  46. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:18 am
    "From Lionhart2
    > belunan
    > Q: Why do husbands usually die before their wives?

    A. They die in self-defense."

    I LOLed at this.

    @Concetra

    Not it`s not a rhetorical question. It`s half a joke. Given that the second half was a punch line, aka an answer, it`s not rhetorical. Grow a sense of humor.

  47. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:35 am
    A second after this photo was taken the balloon bride actidentally fell backwards and crushed every bone in the poor boys body.
  48. Profile photo of omgwtfcj
    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 9:09 am
    No no no, inside of the coffin is the love suite. It was all they could afford. Then when she crushes him, they won`t have to move his body.
  49. Profile photo of RVIsh
    RVIsh Male 18-29
    251 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    An even better version of this: Parents married at sons funeral
  50. Profile photo of yourface4427
    yourface4427 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    The groom acts like his wedding was the opening skit for saturday night live =D

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