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A. They die in self-defense."
I LOLed at this.
Not it`s not a rhetorical question. It`s half a joke. Given that the second half was a punch line, aka an answer, it`s not rhetorical. Grow a sense of humor.
For once, I hope it`s fake.
1. Their private part is snugger from lack of use2. their sex-drive is higher from lack of sex in general3. in case of an affair, the cow is much more likely to accept the husband back for fear of dying alone4. oral sex is much better, they treat it like they`re gonna EAT it5. In case of emergency (nuclear holocaust etc) you have a ready supply of blubber for oil lamps and cooking, as well as a large quantity of meat.6. They make an excellent floatation device.
So there you have it folks... cows are where it`s at!
Because they want to.
Not once have I seen a hot bride on this site. Nor a hot groom, come to think of it...
A. They die in self-defense.
is that a rhetorical question?
I know you`re joking but that`s exactly right. It was really really important for her that grandma be there. Grandma was planning on attending and all but then had that awful accident two days before the wedding, what are you going to do, cancel the wedding? Everyone is already in town...
something like the meats from the funeral were served cold at the wedding
I have never heard that expression however it explains a lot..