Christian VHS Weirdness - Courtship vs. Dating

Submitted by: teamtazdojo 7 years ago in Funny

Desc: Creepy clip from a Christian video that tells teens they should never date. Because it"s so TOTALLY gross!
There are 106 comments:
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Female 5
dumb Catholics....
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Female 41
My ex`s mom always said that we were "courting" not dating, because we weren`t allowed to date. So courting was allowed to take place. Any activity that began after 5 pm was considered a "date." Because being alone in the evening could lead to sex, apparently. Like we couldn`t have done whatever we wanted in the middle of the day? Sometimes parents` logic confuses me.
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Male 4
Was this Pro-christian brainwash or an awesome parody against it? Either way I`d totally bang both those chicks just for the hell of it.
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Male 496
Aha! Kurt revealed his true colors in the end!
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Male 894
bigger than ur biceps? wow talk about PRUDE you all know what she meant lol. christians need to lighten up man! the bible says a lot of CRAP that is just that, CRAP. pay attention to what really matters in life and just be a freaking decent person, all religion aside the world would be more peaceful without it.
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Female 914
and then she grew up and had 14 children...yeah I`m a bitch
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Female 24
Piss off the Christians!!!!

O.o creepy poo...

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Female 346
Dating = bad

But pot is totally ok apparently.

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Male 326
LOL "How dare you demean my Christian beliefs?!"

That video was so dumb that it surpassed infinity, looped back around, and became intelligent. Or not.

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Female 1,070
i lol`ed

at the stupidity

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Female 4,028
No dating until after you`re married!!
Boys have, like, cooties and things! Eewwww!

:-|

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Male 36
What the crap just happened?
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Female 53
OMG.

What is this AMAZING piece of cinema?!

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Male 906
woww. being a christian makes me sad sometimes
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Female 230
LOL. WOW.
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Male 3,310
Well, it seems this video is in support of courting as contrasted to dating. If you don`t know the difference...well...there`s still hope for you. Possibly.
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Male 695
I actually support this. Christian nutjobs should not have kids. EVER. That goes for most religions too... (except rasta ofc. you`re cool in my book, mon!)
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Male 260
its funny how on videos like this, we dont have any of our religious nutjobs on iab arguing that this is completely right and calling all atheists jackasses...

yea, its that bad

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Male 137
This reminds me of Everything is Terrible
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Female 1,578
well... I`m glad they won`t be having unprotected sex. there is NO need for meat head junior and crazy christian junior to be walking around
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Female 1,395
Now i feel like i have Aspergers Syndrome.
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Male 21
...There are no words.
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Female 101
I think I lost brain cells watching that. D:
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Female 4,376
oooooook.....wtf did i just witness?
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Male 46
This really speaks to me. I think ill become abstinent. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Male 215
Is that a Snuggie? Or just a blanket? I think those commercials have trapped my brain...

As to the content, I find that plenty of people do think this way.

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Male 160
I don`t think Christians really believe this. -_-
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Male 55
can you say lesbo?
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Female 535
wow.
what was up with him being about 3 times her age?!
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Female 512
I hate teenagers.

And bad acting.

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Male 1,190
The only thing Xianity is good for is their Mythology, for games like Diablo!
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Male 22
Eww! Dating! Gross!
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Male 12,138
Overmann, I feel your pain.
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Male 975
thank god im jewish where no one but the hassidics can pass judgement
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Male 452
Also, FFF, such a cheap ripoff of Everything is Terrible.
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Male 452
This seriously could be the start of a porno...
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Male 1,164
I find the bad acting in these things so much more entertaining than their religious affiliations.
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Male 2,605
F*ck any religion that denies youths the humanity of casual relationships.

Why haven`t we lifted this yoke yet? Why haven`t we made the conscious decision to prosper and begun to prove our intelligence to all the rest of the Universe?

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Female 2,289
I thought it was going to be one of those "Everything is terrible" videos.
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Female 97
What The $h1t? This makes me glad to be a Pastafarian.
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Male 2,868
But you don`t understand, gorgack- the Bible says you have to MARRY a woman BEFORE you can treat her like property.
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Female 73
OHHHH, HE GOT TOLD!
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Male 132
Gorgack is right.

Women want all the rights of men, but they still want to be treated like women? It doesn`t seem physically possible.

Not that I`m sexist or anything. I love women.

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Male 151
OM*(symbol of faith not available)
i was wrong all this time!
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Male 716
You know... I am a Christian, technically, and I`m pretty happy with some of the foundation of the faith, but some things, like this, make me go "What... the holy gravy is this? Who do they let lead these days?!?!"

Sure, if they want to believe this, good for them. Just don`t come near me... please.

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Male 4,680
"I dare you to treat women with respect"
"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

So really he`s just obeying the bible?

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Female 1,401
I went to aquire the fire a few years ago with my church. I stayed up all night and slept through the sermons.
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Male 385
aquadive you are incorrect
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Male 418
That was kinda funny. I really hope acquire the fire is better than this these days. I haven`t ever been to it, but I know about 50 people that love it and they are healthy humans that date people.
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Male 269
no need to worry, i believe a bill was slipped into the stimulus making this way of thinking a punishable crime

oh, it`s also illegal to think for oneself

happy trails to you

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Female 13
mrpuddle, mormons are allowed to date. In fact, dating is encouraged!
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Male 1,196
This was actually the missing 11th commandment "Thou shalt not date (especially if they are sweaty hunks of beefy machismo.)
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Female 196
"He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy machismo!"

Why don`t people talk like this in real life? It would make life so much more interesting...

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Male 1,054
Would Jesus have questioned Kirk`s manhood?

The video, presumably unintentionally, demeans Christians and women.

Oh, he was way out of her league anyways.

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Male 385
Christians do not believe that dating is bad nor is it a bad thing to do. I have no idea where This video came from but it`s wrong and nowhere in the bible does it say you are not to date or court. In fact it says to do so but just to refrain from having sex. The only religion that has the no dating rule that I know of is Mormon and Amish. To answer your question hylian the term courtship they are referring to is to date a single person solely and no one else. (Grew up Christian and I am not "practicing".)
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Male 2,220
There`s no use in getting into heavy petting,
It only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.
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Female 328
Are there any equally creepy Christians here who can explain what is implied by "courtship"? Is it dating but with parental supervision?
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Female 126
He had it coming
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Male 2,076
Haha Christians are so dumb and stupid. Right everyone? huh? huh? Right? Amirite?
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Male 105
"im sorry that must be my deltoid rubbing up against the phone chord"
the hell is that supposed to mean?
"beefy machismo!"
this video is f`ing odd.
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Male 111
You crazy chritians and your drating poo ideas O_O
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Female 15,763
I`m not Chritian... at all.. but I recently went on a date with another very-not-Christian and he didn`t try anything on me.

I promise people can be polite and not religious...

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Male 353
"i would totally do that guy. he`s really sexy. if she doesn`t want him, i`ll take him."

What if he had a "downstairs mixup"? Looks aren`t everything :).

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Male 353
I once wanted to date a girl in high-school that seemed really nice. We talked a few times on the phone then I asked her to the movies. She said I had to go to church with her first. Her mother said so. I never went out with her. Now I know why. Probably a good thing too.
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Female 3,598
oh and wrexsoull, EVERY christian church teaches abstinence until marriage. EVERY ONE. what religion are you again? and this video is from a really big youth brainwashing conference called Aquire The Fire which uses group mentality and repetition to form the opinions of future warped teens.
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Female 3,598
i would totally do that guy. he`s really sexy. if she doesn`t want him, i`ll take him.
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Female 9,558
This is so fake.
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Male 86
Why is every clip about Christians on IAB really outrageous and demeaning? I have never heard of any christian church besides J-dubs that practices this. I bet nobody else here knows of a mainstream church that practices that either.
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Male 10,440
bahahaha. Yea its real.

If I rape her, will she go to hell? Or am I mixing up religions?

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Female 331
nothing like quoting the word of god to give a guy a hard on...
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Male 606
I REALLY hope this is fake.
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Male 1,550
Oh you silly christians.
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Male 3,369
Religon! C ockblocking since the dawn of stupidity!
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Male 1,381
"He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy machismo!"

haha wow, this was PATHETIC. Acquire the Fire is actually *not* lame and horrible and stupid.

And p.s., the girl is a whore waiting to happen.

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Female 74
was that seriously for real?
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Male 9,305
...and she was lonely for the rest of her life.

The end.

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Female 232
Five bucks says she`s pregnant by 16.
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Male 62
If she won`t give him some, I will
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Male 25,417
Ha ha ha! it was like a lame porno with out the sex! the acting was just a bad!
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Female 159
hahahhahahahahahahahahaahha ahahah...ha.hhaha...ha.
no seriously, though, that was maybe the stupidest thing i`ve ever seen. "hey baby"
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Female 420
He was about 35 so she did right not shagging him. lol.
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Male 276
is it sad this is a video by the organization Acquire the fire, or is it bad that when I went to acquire the fire the girls there were willing to easily put out for a faithful and devout christian who knew is verses.....
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Female 288
And I dare YOU to get a life, nondescript christian girl.
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Female 15
He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy WHAT?
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Female 63
An ex of mine went to Acquire the Fire once... we did the dirty after she got back.

Guess she didn`t get as much out of it as these two...

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Male 312
@Samgquanch Thats Exactly what i was thinking the whole time!!!
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Female 72
ew.
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Female 1,299
"heh babeh" 8-)
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Male 721
wierd. did you see that girls phone? its a drating vegetable
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Male 814
woot
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Male 292
lol wtf?
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Male 1,929
What the hell did I just watch??
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Male 792
So, what, she`s like 13, and he`s about 40-ish?
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Male 79
More of the Christian faith polluting the minds of our children. *sigh*
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Male 761
wat
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Female 1,604
called her a tramp because she won`t date him lol
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Male 516
I think they forgot the "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" at the end of that video...
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Female 526
pathetic.

i`d totally hit that beefcake..

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Male 1,646
"it must be my deltoids rubbing up against the phone cord"
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Male 7,813
um, i dont know what just happened exactly. the video was so damn cut up it got a little confusing.
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Male 1,347
I... I see... this just makes me sad
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Male 736
Really? That wasn`t parody? Really?
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Male 95
hahahahaha xD
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Female 5
`How dare you demean my Christian beliefs`

/rage. It depresses me that this is only slightly exaggerated :(

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Male 6
Link: Christian VHS Weirdness - Courtship vs. Dating [Rate Link] - Desc: Creepy clip from a Christian video that tells teens they should never date. Because it`s so TOTALLY gross!
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