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Date: 11/07/09 10:05 AM

107 Responses to Christian VHS Weirdness – Courtship vs. Dating

  1. Profile photo of teamtazdojo
    teamtazdojo Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Link: Christian VHS Weirdness - Courtship vs. Dating - Desc: Creepy clip from a Christian video that tells teens they should never date. Because it`s so TOTALLY gross!
  2. Profile photo of kayliface
    kayliface Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:14 am
    `How dare you demean my Christian beliefs`

    /rage. It depresses me that this is only slightly exaggerated :(

  3. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:21 am
    hahahahaha xD
  4. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:21 am
    Really? That wasn`t parody? Really?
  5. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:28 am
    I... I see... this just makes me sad
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
    um, i dont know what just happened exactly. the video was so damn cut up it got a little confusing.
  7. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:30 am
    "it must be my deltoids rubbing up against the phone cord"
  8. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:32 am
    pathetic.

    i`d totally hit that beefcake..

  9. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:34 am
    I think they forgot the "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" at the end of that video...
  10. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:35 am
    called her a tramp because she won`t date him lol
  11. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:37 am
    wat
  12. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:52 am
    More of the Christian faith polluting the minds of our children. *sigh*
  13. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:52 am
    So, what, she`s like 13, and he`s about 40-ish?
  14. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
    What the hell did I just watch??
  15. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:02 am
    lol wtf?
  16. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:04 am
    woot
  17. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:22 am
    wierd. did you see that girls phone? its a drating vegetable
  18. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:24 am
    "heh babeh" 8-)
  19. Profile photo of Cata
    Cata Female 18-29
    72 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:35 am
    ew.
  20. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
    @Samgquanch Thats Exactly what i was thinking the whole time!!!
  21. Profile photo of raggz2009
    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:38 am
    An ex of mine went to Acquire the Fire once... we did the dirty after she got back.

    Guess she didn`t get as much out of it as these two...

  22. Profile photo of iambatgirl
    iambatgirl Female 18-29
    15 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
    He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy WHAT?
  23. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:51 am
    And I dare YOU to get a life, nondescript christian girl.
  24. Profile photo of ammit13fma
    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:55 am
    is it sad this is a video by the organization Acquire the fire, or is it bad that when I went to acquire the fire the girls there were willing to easily put out for a faithful and devout christian who knew is verses.....
  25. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    He was about 35 so she did right not shagging him. lol.
  26. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    hahahhahahahahahahahahaahha ahahah...ha.hhaha...ha.
    no seriously, though, that was maybe the stupidest thing i`ve ever seen. "hey baby"
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Ha ha ha! it was like a lame porno with out the sex! the acting was just a bad!
  28. Profile photo of krackfishy3
    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    If she won`t give him some, I will
  29. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Five bucks says she`s pregnant by 16.
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    ...and she was lonely for the rest of her life.

    The end.

  31. Profile photo of agrover
    agrover Female 30-39
    74 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    was that seriously for real?
  32. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    "He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy machismo!"

    haha wow, this was PATHETIC. Acquire the Fire is actually *not* lame and horrible and stupid.

    And p.s., the girl is a whore waiting to happen.

  33. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Religon! C ockblocking since the dawn of stupidity!
  34. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Oh you silly christians.
  35. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    I REALLY hope this is fake.
  36. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    nothing like quoting the word of god to give a guy a hard on...
  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    bahahaha. Yea its real.

    If I rape her, will she go to hell? Or am I mixing up religions?

  38. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Why is every clip about Christians on IAB really outrageous and demeaning? I have never heard of any christian church besides J-dubs that practices this. I bet nobody else here knows of a mainstream church that practices that either.
  39. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    This is so fake.
  40. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    i would totally do that guy. he`s really sexy. if she doesn`t want him, i`ll take him.
  41. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    oh and wrexsoull, EVERY christian church teaches abstinence until marriage. EVERY ONE. what religion are you again? and this video is from a really big youth brainwashing conference called Aquire The Fire which uses group mentality and repetition to form the opinions of future warped teens.
  42. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    I once wanted to date a girl in high-school that seemed really nice. We talked a few times on the phone then I asked her to the movies. She said I had to go to church with her first. Her mother said so. I never went out with her. Now I know why. Probably a good thing too.
  43. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "i would totally do that guy. he`s really sexy. if she doesn`t want him, i`ll take him."

    What if he had a "downstairs mixup"? Looks aren`t everything :).

  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    I`m not Chritian... at all.. but I recently went on a date with another very-not-Christian and he didn`t try anything on me.

    I promise people can be polite and not religious...

  45. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    You crazy chritians and your drating poo ideas O_O
  46. Profile photo of supersai20
    supersai20 Male 13-17
    105 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    "im sorry that must be my deltoid rubbing up against the phone chord"
    the hell is that supposed to mean?
    "beefy machismo!"
    this video is f`ing odd.
  47. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Haha Christians are so dumb and stupid. Right everyone? huh? huh? Right? Amirite?
  48. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    He had it coming
  49. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
    329 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Are there any equally creepy Christians here who can explain what is implied by "courtship"? Is it dating but with parental supervision?
  50. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    There`s no use in getting into heavy petting,
    It only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.
  51. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Christians do not believe that dating is bad nor is it a bad thing to do. I have no idea where This video came from but it`s wrong and nowhere in the bible does it say you are not to date or court. In fact it says to do so but just to refrain from having sex. The only religion that has the no dating rule that I know of is Mormon and Amish. To answer your question hylian the term courtship they are referring to is to date a single person solely and no one else. (Grew up Christian and I am not "practicing".)
  52. Profile photo of Heureux
    Heureux Male 40-49
    1054 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Would Jesus have questioned Kirk`s manhood?

    The video, presumably unintentionally, demeans Christians and women.

    Oh, he was way out of her league anyways.

  53. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    "He`s such a sweaty hunk of beefy machismo!"

    Why don`t people talk like this in real life? It would make life so much more interesting...

  54. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    This was actually the missing 11th commandment "Thou shalt not date (especially if they are sweaty hunks of beefy machismo.)
  55. Profile photo of aquadive
    aquadive Female 18-29
    13 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    mrpuddle, mormons are allowed to date. In fact, dating is encouraged!
  56. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    no need to worry, i believe a bill was slipped into the stimulus making this way of thinking a punishable crime

    oh, it`s also illegal to think for oneself

    happy trails to you

  57. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    That was kinda funny. I really hope acquire the fire is better than this these days. I haven`t ever been to it, but I know about 50 people that love it and they are healthy humans that date people.
  58. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    aquadive you are incorrect
  59. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    I went to aquire the fire a few years ago with my church. I stayed up all night and slept through the sermons.
  60. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    "I dare you to treat women with respect"
    "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

    So really he`s just obeying the bible?

  61. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    You know... I am a Christian, technically, and I`m pretty happy with some of the foundation of the faith, but some things, like this, make me go "What... the holy gravy is this? Who do they let lead these days?!?!"

    Sure, if they want to believe this, good for them. Just don`t come near me... please.

  62. Profile photo of meneado
    meneado Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    OM*(symbol of faith not available)
    i was wrong all this time!
  63. Profile photo of iBegrindin
    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    Gorgack is right.

    Women want all the rights of men, but they still want to be treated like women? It doesn`t seem physically possible.

    Not that I`m sexist or anything. I love women.

  64. Profile photo of jkuroneko
    jkuroneko Female 18-29
    73 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    OHHHH, HE GOT TOLD!
  65. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    But you don`t understand, gorgack- the Bible says you have to MARRY a woman BEFORE you can treat her like property.
  66. Profile photo of EvilCheeseXY
    EvilCheeseXY Female 18-29
    97 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    What The $h1t? This makes me glad to be a Pastafarian.
  67. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    I thought it was going to be one of those "Everything is terrible" videos.
  68. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    F*ck any religion that denies youths the humanity of casual relationships.

    Why haven`t we lifted this yoke yet? Why haven`t we made the conscious decision to prosper and begun to prove our intelligence to all the rest of the Universe?

  69. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    I find the bad acting in these things so much more entertaining than their religious affiliations.
  70. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    This seriously could be the start of a porno...
  71. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Also, FFF, such a cheap ripoff of Everything is Terrible.
  72. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    thank god im jewish where no one but the hassidics can pass judgement
  73. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Overmann, I feel your pain.
  74. Profile photo of Shanksta
    Shanksta Male 13-17
    22 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Eww! Dating! Gross!
  75. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    The only thing Xianity is good for is their Mythology, for games like Diablo!
  76. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    I hate teenagers.

    And bad acting.

  77. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    wow.
    what was up with him being about 3 times her age?!
  78. Profile photo of mystery08
    mystery08 Male 18-29
    160 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:24 am
    I don`t think Christians really believe this. -_-
  79. Profile photo of xxsmudgexx41
    xxsmudgexx41 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:24 am
    can you say lesbo?
  80. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:07 am
    Is that a Snuggie? Or just a blanket? I think those commercials have trapped my brain...

    As to the content, I find that plenty of people do think this way.

  81. Profile photo of BrutahSka
    BrutahSka Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:09 am
    This really speaks to me. I think ill become abstinent. HAHAHAHAHAHA
  82. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 3:16 am
    oooooook.....wtf did i just witness?
  83. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 3:45 am
    I think I lost brain cells watching that. D:
  84. Profile photo of TheNihilism
    TheNihilism Male 30-39
    21 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:06 am
    ...There are no words.
  85. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Now i feel like i have Aspergers Syndrome.
  86. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 8:27 am
    well... I`m glad they won`t be having unprotected sex. there is NO need for meat head junior and crazy christian junior to be walking around
  87. Profile photo of FUFtheKlown
    FUFtheKlown Male 18-29
    137 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 8:30 am
    This reminds me of Everything is Terrible
  88. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 8:50 am
    its funny how on videos like this, we dont have any of our religious nutjobs on iab arguing that this is completely right and calling all atheists jackasses...

    yea, its that bad

  89. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 11:07 am
    The hell is this?
  90. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    I actually support this. Christian nutjobs should not have kids. EVER. That goes for most religions too... (except rasta ofc. you`re cool in my book, mon!)
  91. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Well, it seems this video is in support of courting as contrasted to dating. If you don`t know the difference...well...there`s still hope for you. Possibly.
  92. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    LOL. WOW.
  93. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    woww. being a christian makes me sad sometimes
  94. Profile photo of Metal_idol
    Metal_idol Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    OMG.

    What is this AMAZING piece of cinema?!

  95. Profile photo of Hanzo
    Hanzo Male 13-17
    36 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    What the crap just happened?
  96. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    No dating until after you`re married!!
    Boys have, like, cooties and things! Eewwww!

    :-|

  97. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    i lol`ed

    at the stupidity

  98. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    LOL "How dare you demean my Christian beliefs?!"

    That video was so dumb that it surpassed infinity, looped back around, and became intelligent. Or not.

  99. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:16 am
    Dating = bad

    But pot is totally ok apparently.

  100. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:54 am
    Piss off the Christians!!!!

    O.o creepy poo...

  101. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    and then she grew up and had 14 children...yeah I`m a bitch
  102. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    bigger than ur biceps? wow talk about PRUDE you all know what she meant lol. christians need to lighten up man! the bible says a lot of CRAP that is just that, CRAP. pay attention to what really matters in life and just be a freaking decent person, all religion aside the world would be more peaceful without it.
  103. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Aha! Kurt revealed his true colors in the end!
  104. Profile photo of lilking27
    lilking27 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    Was this Pro-christian brainwash or an awesome parody against it? Either way I`d totally bang both those chicks just for the hell of it.
  105. Profile photo of lupinsmyman
    lupinsmyman Female 13-17
    41 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    My ex`s mom always said that we were "courting" not dating, because we weren`t allowed to date. So courting was allowed to take place. Any activity that began after 5 pm was considered a "date." Because being alone in the evening could lead to sex, apparently. Like we couldn`t have done whatever we wanted in the middle of the day? Sometimes parents` logic confuses me.
  106. Profile photo of MissV
    MissV Female 18-29
    5 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    dumb Catholics....
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    claraaanna Female 50-59
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