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Date: 11/17/09 12:04 PM

69 Responses to Best (and Most Realistic) Mugshot Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Link: Best (and Most Realistic) Mugshot Ever - Meet 21-year-old Sean Sexton who was arrested for shooting an air rifle at a check-cashing store and his arresting cops.
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    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    poor lamb.
  3. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Hahahaha! He`s gonna get raped in prison, and I don`t just mean that in the literal sense.
  4. Profile photo of 7o0ninjas
    7o0ninjas Male 13-17
    55 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Haha, what?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    I have an airsoft. I doubt it possible to do $5 in damage with it much less $15k.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    Remorse at its best!
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    "My dad`s going to be so mad at me," say`s 21 year old Sean Sexton while standing in a puddle of his own urine.

    "Shut the hell up pussy," replies officer Brady. "Your butt hole is going to be a lot more mad at you in about 5 hours!"

  8. Profile photo of bobclean
    bobclean Male 18-29
    80 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    Made me laugh out loud.
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    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    "I have an airsoft. I doubt it possible to do $5 in damage with it much less $15k."

    agreed. infact 2 weeks ago i was shot DIRECTLY in the eye with one(took off safety goggles for a second with saying it to anyone. and someone got lucky) after a week my vision had returned to 20/20 in both eyes. Now if these airsoft guns cant destroy a fleshy gooey eye. i can only imagine how little they can do to windows.

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    mcshaker Male 30-39
    30 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Airsoft and Air Rifle are 2 VERY different animals. Airsoft is for funsies, Air Rifle is for killing small rodents.

    Being shot by Air Rifle - someone is going to be real angry and bleeding. Probably with a trip to the hospital.

  11. Profile photo of Athos7778
    Athos7778 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    What`s the big deal?
  12. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Kid should be sent to some sort of rehab for the teenaged idiotic. Instead he will be sent to prison, traumatized and come out a professional criminal.
    Prisons violate human rights.
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    Monday Male 13-17
    118 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Air rifles are different from airsoft, which uses plastic projectiles which travel 3 times slower.
  14. Profile photo of usmarine0400
    usmarine0400 Male 18-29
    38 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    He`s got a purty mouth.....
  15. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    well he certainly won`t last in jail
  16. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    come on! what could this kid POSSIBLY have done? lol. bet he calls his mommy to bail his ass out. lolololololol what a pussy
  17. Profile photo of mr_c_bowler
    mr_c_bowler Male 18-29
    301 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    i just read the article in the link about that and it made me lol. specifically this quote "He was taken to jail, where officers snapped this shot of him looking like someone just poo in his cereal"
  18. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Don`t get it. Is it supposed to be funny because he is crying?
  19. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    aww. i feel bad for him.
  20. Profile photo of Aus10816
    Aus10816 Male 18-29
    639 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    That sucks. Gun safety should be a required course when buying nay sort of firearm.
  21. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    see, thats why you think before you act. If you cant take the punishment, don`t do the crime... or else you will get caught, look like a total bitch, and be man-handled for the rest of your life...
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    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    awww... poor baby...
  23. Profile photo of 326iambored
    326iambored Female 13-17
    7 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    crocodile tears
  24. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    awwww, i wanna huve him a hug
  25. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    dont drop the soap dude...
  26. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    if you cant stand the heat, dont...... bah whatever.
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Was this before or after pic (buttsexx)?
  28. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    big mac will have fun with that puppy dog face in the slammer
  29. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    HHAHHAHAHHAA! What a dork.
  30. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    "dont drop the soap dude..."

    Sometimes, if they are good natured officers, they will put someone likes this in a separate cell to keep them from beings abused from other inmates.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    If he`s crying now, he`s going to be dead in one week at the prison.
  32. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    FU(KIN` LOOOOOOOOL
  33. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    His bumhole`s gonna be a bit sore soon
  34. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Yeah I`d be making that face too...
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    LOL FAIL
  36. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    aww maybe he`s you know sorry and stuff
  37. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    pussy
  38. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    LOLZ
  39. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    hes gonna get a wicked case of a skull fu(%ed
  40. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Air rifle? like a bbgun? those things wouldnt even kill my dog (i tried and i tried)
  41. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    "That sucks. Gun safety should be a required course when buying any sort of firearm."

    The best gun safety is not putting guns in the hands of civilians, moronic that we allow that.

  42. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    "Prisons violate human rights."

    ...yeah, the rights that they had already abused in the first place correct?

  43. Profile photo of RadTad
    RadTad Male 18-29
    61 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    How is this funny? It`s just sad. Like, not "pathetic" sad, "sad" sad. I just feel bad for him.
  44. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    @Nidonemo >> Well, it comes down to whether we want our prisons to be corrective facilities, or want them to be places where people are abused approximately as much as they themselves abused others.

    The good ol` discussion of correction vs. punishment and what each brings.

  45. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
    227 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    looks like some one poot in his cereal
  46. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Oh, the poor baby!
  47. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    hahahahahahaha.
  48. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    "The best gun safety is not putting guns in the hands of civilians, moronic that we allow that."

    you are the softest bellied person ever in the history of the universe. YEAH lets arm the government but not those stupid civilians! noo no no they could never be responsible enough to own and maintain weapons.

    why would they want weapons anyway? cuz cops are so great at catching murderers and rapists, yeah they are doing a fine job, oh and if the population decided to one day fight back for its opressed rights they could use them against us.. yeah real moronic.

    pro guns. pro gun safety. anti big government. anti big brother.[

  49. Profile photo of NAZEREL
    NAZEREL Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    No, Chris Rock has it Right. We don`t need gun control, we need bullet control. Bullets should cost $5000 a piece.
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    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 2:36 am
    Could Someone delete Kamal12345 please she`s spamming
  51. Profile photo of metalm0rgan
    metalm0rgan Male 18-29
    110 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:19 am
    This guy is just gutted because he spent 50k on an Air rifle when the guy at the shop told him it was a 50.cal Barretta.
  52. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:27 am
    `We`ve called your mother`
    `Noooooooo..!`
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:40 am
    Oceanbeast:
    Your government has nukes. Why don`t you? Too weak a belly?

    The argument against guns is an argument against an arms race.

    In South Africa, they no longer stock mace in many stores. Why? The rapists were using them.

  54. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Guns are for shooting targets and procuring food. Otherwise, shouldn`t be used.
  55. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
    hah! thats funny
  56. Profile photo of jedimonk
    jedimonk Male 18-29
    188 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 10:18 am
    Oceanbeast: well put. Baalthazaqarimadaba: since when is it a good idea to take any advice from South Africa?
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    JBLANCH Male 13-17
    27 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
    tsk tsk poor lil fella
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    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    In the UK it`s illegal to carry even pepper-spray cause criminals used it just as much as normal people.
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    It looks like he`s having some regrets.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 12:10 am
    awwww
  61. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 10:27 am
    what a fool
  62. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:47 am
    @Oceanbeast: The original basis for the right to bear arms stems from the belief that an armed population should be able to act as balance to the government in place by having the capabilities of overthrowing it.

    At one time this was the case, and therefore maintaining the right to bear arms was justified. However do you really think that this is still the case? I don`t. There is no way random militias throughout the country could in any way pose a serious threat to the government or the army. Therefore you really can`t justify the right to bear arms through this basis.

    The second major justification is for personal defense. While the right to bear arms implies that you can arm yourself against individuals it also implies that those individuals can arm themselves against you. Do I really want a firefight near my children? The answer is no. I would rather not have access to a weapon but also know that the people that I will be comfronted to won`t be armed.

  63. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 11:47 am

    As for individual rights in general, I think that the right to safety is as important as the right to bear arms. There is the argument that it is a constituional right, but I think the 18th + 21st have shown us that when something just doesn`t work, this isn`t justification in itself.


    The last thing left is using guns recreationally. On a personal note I enjoy using firearms for recreational purposes. But I`m not against gun control because I can`t really justify more crime for the sake of having fun.

    So while for now I don`t have a problem with owning a gun, if I was presented with a valid set of laws that would regulate firearms in the US I would def support it for the sake of public safety, even if that meant not being able to own firearms anymore.

  64. Profile photo of xdumbxdude
    xdumbxdude Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    "As for individual rights in general, I think that the right to safety is as important as the right to bear arms. There is the argument that it is a constituional right, but I think the 18th + 21st have shown us that when something just doesn`t work, this isn`t justification in itself."

    we have a right to bear arms?
    why has no one told me this?
    i hate my puny arms?
    is the surgery free?

    oh wait. are they to use?
    or eat?
    like from legs, bear arms. must be cajun as well

  65. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    November 21, 2009 at 3:53 am
    "momma`s gunna punish me good....." xD
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    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Helly crap! Walls of text crit IAB forum jockeys for -10 pts. of boredom. Migrate to WoW or roll a will save.

    Point is, he shot a gun at the clerk. And the mugshot gives "lol`s" alll around.

  67. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 23, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    How the hell could he do $15k worth of damages with a bb-gun??? I smell insurance fraud!
  68. Profile photo of Aidieal
    Aidieal Female 18-29
    118 posts
    November 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    not gonna lie I`d probably cry if the cops arrested me
  69. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 12:14 am
    I`d probably cry like a little bitch if I was arrested.

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