Become an Instant Rapper, Buy This Toy [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Price $5, ass-beatings by offended black guys are included.
There are 67 comments:
Female 24
White guys beware...O.o

But then again if you`re that stupid, you probably deserve it.

Say goodbye to every wannabe you know...

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Male 894
and once again the truth about rap, all you need is some cheezy jewelry and fake grillz and you is da pimpin shiznaz! rap sucks FTW! anyone agree? no talent involved. Period.
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Male 637
The price is $9.98 :O Duh.
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Male 150
Truer than true.
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Female 230
Why? This is exactly what you need to become an Instant Rapper.
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Female 414
Laaaaaame!
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Female 850
yep. thats all you need to be a rapper these days.
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Male 2,553
I like how they included retreating gums too...
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Male 2,050
9.98$ I guess 9.99$ was too expensive.
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Male 592
$9.98 actually! :P lol
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Male 260
rap is just an embarrassment along with the majority of black people who listen to it
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Male 463
white boys strike back!

@sbutler1
thank you for pointing out the obvious yet again ya nub

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Male 562
In the small print it says "Halloween Costume" LOL
Who dresses up as a rapper for Halloween...
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Male 1,045
yep, that`s all it takes to be a rapper, talent be damned.
emo bands think so too.

ahh, if only guitars came with talent included.

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Male 2,958
-Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling." -

Yes, because "talent" is always included in any decent rock star costume kit.

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Male 60
its actually $9.98
the price sticker is clearly visable
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Male 2,159
Surely he now looks even whiter by trying to look like a rapper?
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Female 24
i`m surprised it`s not from japan.
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Male 1,220
When you think about it, isn`t this all it really takes?
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Male 70
I actually bought these two years ago for a halloween costume.
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Male 2,582
#1!
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Male 245
God, people. He`s white to show the miraculous change that the product has on him. I mean, for a second I could swear he was a *real* rapper.
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Male 485
fail
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Male 999
the mouth piece contains lead.
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Female 116
1.) why is the guy WHITE?
2.) why is this product 10 friggin bucks?
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Male 1,093
its pretty sad how his bottom teeth match his top teeth, and the kit or whatever this is comes with only one set of teeth
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Male 33
Gotta love how it`s a white dude modeling for it
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Male 1,837
... in a nutshell.
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Male 8,302
F`shizzle I B down wid liftin` dat fo my drobe y`all.
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Male 363
Thats... that.
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Male 1,523
10 dolla for a bunch of painted gold-plastic?
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Male 3,425
The guy in the picture looks a pillock.
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Male 2,703
-This is the reason the country is going done hill.

yeah, THIS toy is the reason

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Female 9,475
This is the reason the country is going done hill.
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Male 1,550
The guy kind of looks like Necro.
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Male 601
Stupid caption, it costs nearly $10.
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Male 1,381
I would wear that just so people *would* fight me.
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Male 25
Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling."

So true. Also according to a video on youtube made by a couple black kids you need to "be able to download the instrument you want in the song" then claim no "metallist" could do that.

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Female 491
Why is the price becoming a big deal?
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Male 25,416
Nice! cheap player!
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Female 767
I sold those at my Halloween store.
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Male 25
Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling."
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Male 1,403
um, i think it says its $10
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Male 2,592
it was 5 bux but it got the iab bump and the price just about doubled
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Male 264
"The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street""
I doubt anyone buying this product really wants to look like they are `street`.

lol.

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Male 430
$9.95?! That is way overpriced for a instant rapper costume
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Male 1,646
i had no idea it was that easy!! where is this product??
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Male 2,703
can the people at IAB not read? the product clearly says $9.98, how do you get $5 from that?
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Male 2,551
"The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street""
I doubt anyone buying this product really wants to look like they are `street`.
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Male 2,619
Great idea for Halloween and Masquerade parties!
Lol

The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street"

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Male 98
I was that for Haloween last year!
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Male 1,078
lmao.
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Female 2,289
"#1" lol
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Female 49
it doesnt cost $5 it cost $10
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Male 1,765
The guy looks like how I imagine a caveman Gollum would look.
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Male 250
gay..
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Male 7,611
more like "intant flava flav"
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Male 606
You don`t need anything else.
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Male 515
wow, just wow
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Female 678
Kinda funny but not worth $10
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Female 846
lmao we sold that at party city.
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Male 10,440
Fancy... it clearly says $9.98 in the corner. You might think its worth $5, but I on the other hand, think its worth nothing.
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Male 3,431
I`m a let you finish but....
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Female 11
It looks like something you`d find at a dollar store.
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Female 691
That`s not really funny. It`s just a costume.
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Female 2
i think its priced as $9.98
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Male 20,111
Link: Become an Instant Rapper, Buy This Toy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Price $5, ass-beatings by offended black guys are included.
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