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Date: 11/07/09 06:06 AM

67 Responses to Become an Instant Rapper, Buy This Toy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:59 am
    Link: Become an Instant Rapper, Buy This Toy - Price $5, ass-beatings by offended black guys are included.
  2. Profile photo of Alana_656
    Alana_656 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:15 am
    i think its priced as $9.98
  3. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:22 am
    That`s not really funny. It`s just a costume.
  4. Profile photo of tw1ggy
    tw1ggy Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:31 am
    It looks like something you`d find at a dollar store.
  5. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:32 am
    I`m a let you finish but....
  6. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:04 am
    Fancy... it clearly says $9.98 in the corner. You might think its worth $5, but I on the other hand, think its worth nothing.
  7. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:11 am
    lmao we sold that at party city.
  8. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Kinda funny but not worth $10
  9. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:16 am
    wow, just wow
  10. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
    You don`t need anything else.
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7475 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:35 am
    more like "intant flava flav"
  12. Profile photo of RG900
    RG900 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:47 am
    gay..
  13. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:01 am
    The guy looks like how I imagine a caveman Gollum would look.
  14. Profile photo of Beriadanwen
    Beriadanwen Female 13-17
    49 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:09 am
    it doesnt cost $5 it cost $10
  15. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:10 am
    "#1" lol
  16. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
    1078 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:13 am
    lmao.
  17. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I was that for Haloween last year!
  18. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Great idea for Halloween and Masquerade parties!
    Lol

    The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street"

  19. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:31 am
    "The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street""
    I doubt anyone buying this product really wants to look like they are `street`.
  20. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
    can the people at IAB not read? the product clearly says $9.98, how do you get $5 from that?
  21. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
    i had no idea it was that easy!! where is this product??
  22. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:56 am
    $9.95?! That is way overpriced for a instant rapper costume
  23. Profile photo of KX250F
    KX250F Male 13-17
    264 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:56 am
    "The guy on the card doesnt even begin to resemble "street""
    I doubt anyone buying this product really wants to look like they are `street`.

    lol.

  24. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:58 am
    it was 5 bux but it got the iab bump and the price just about doubled
  25. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:58 am
    um, i think it says its $10
  26. Profile photo of Indifferent
    Indifferent Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:44 am
    Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling."
  27. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:57 am
    I sold those at my Halloween store.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    Nice! cheap player!
  29. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Why is the price becoming a big deal?
  30. Profile photo of BeSaLeLu
    BeSaLeLu Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling."

    So true. Also according to a video on youtube made by a couple black kids you need to "be able to download the instrument you want in the song" then claim no "metallist" could do that.

  31. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    I would wear that just so people *would* fight me.
  32. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Stupid caption, it costs nearly $10.
  33. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    The guy kind of looks like Necro.
  34. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    This is the reason the country is going done hill.
  35. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    -This is the reason the country is going done hill.

    yeah, THIS toy is the reason

  36. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    The guy in the picture looks a pillock.
  37. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    10 dolla for a bunch of painted gold-plastic?
  38. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Thats... that.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    F`shizzle I B down wid liftin` dat fo my drobe y`all.
  40. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    ... in a nutshell.
  41. Profile photo of _Willardlol_
    _Willardlol_ Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Gotta love how it`s a white dude modeling for it
  42. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    its pretty sad how his bottom teeth match his top teeth, and the kit or whatever this is comes with only one set of teeth
  43. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    1.) why is the guy WHITE?
    2.) why is this product 10 friggin bucks?
  44. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    the mouth piece contains lead.
  45. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    fail
  46. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    God, people. He`s white to show the miraculous change that the product has on him. I mean, for a second I could swear he was a *real* rapper.
  47. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    #1!
  48. Profile photo of Joeyroey
    Joeyroey Male 18-29
    70 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    I actually bought these two years ago for a halloween costume.
  49. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    When you think about it, isn`t this all it really takes?
  50. Profile photo of awesomestuff
    awesomestuff Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    i`m surprised it`s not from japan.
  51. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 12:49 am
    Surely he now looks even whiter by trying to look like a rapper?
  52. Profile photo of sbutler1
    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:39 am
    its actually $9.98
    the price sticker is clearly visable
  53. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:34 am
    -Notice how you don`t need any "talent" to become a rapper. Just "bling." -

    Yes, because "talent" is always included in any decent rock star costume kit.

  54. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 3:42 am
    yep, that`s all it takes to be a rapper, talent be damned.
    emo bands think so too.

    ahh, if only guitars came with talent included.

  55. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:42 am
    In the small print it says "Halloween Costume" LOL
    Who dresses up as a rapper for Halloween...
  56. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:23 am
    white boys strike back!

    @sbutler1
    thank you for pointing out the obvious yet again ya nub

  57. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:00 am
    rap is just an embarrassment along with the majority of black people who listen to it
  58. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:20 am
    $9.98 actually! :P lol
  59. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:38 am
    9.98$ I guess 9.99$ was too expensive.
  60. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 10:00 am
    I like how they included retreating gums too...
  61. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 10:08 am
    yep. thats all you need to be a rapper these days.
  62. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Laaaaaame!
  63. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Why? This is exactly what you need to become an Instant Rapper.
  64. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Truer than true.
  65. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
    637 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    The price is $9.98 :O Duh.
  66. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    and once again the truth about rap, all you need is some cheezy jewelry and fake grillz and you is da pimpin shiznaz! rap sucks FTW! anyone agree? no talent involved. Period.
  67. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:20 am
    White guys beware...O.o

    But then again if you`re that stupid, you probably deserve it.

    Say goodbye to every wannabe you know...

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