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Date: 11/06/09 06:09 AM

31 Responses to Barats & Bereta`s Missionary Rap

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Link: Barats & Bereta`s Missionary Rap - When two missionaries struggle with door to door conversions they take their good word to the streetz...
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:22 am
    juice with jehova and gin with christ
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    November 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
    A Jehovah`s Witness once told me that when I go to heaven, God will make me "perfect" and I`ll have two hands and be "normal."

    Also, if only 166,000 people can get into heaven... then why try and recruit everyone?

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 6, 2009 at 10:52 am
    O dear that wasnt funny!
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    Ossum Female 18-29
    37 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 11:15 am
    Opie...a JW would have never told you that you were going to "heaven" to become perfect. They must have been referencing the paradise earth that the meek individuals inherit - the number of people not rising into heaven - think more like "heaven" on earth. I`m not a JW, but have learned about their beliefs in order to better respect and understand some of my friends who are. For the record, they have never tried to convert me nor are they socially retarded and act like the Flanders` kids.
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 11:57 am
    wow two rhettandlink posts in a week and the a barats and bereta post! im getting ahead of the curve here.
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    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    I used to be a JW... They`re no worse than any other religion. I mean, I spent 18 years being miserable because I wasn`t allowed to basically have any kind of a normal childhood, but, whatever.

    It does seem to me like they get a worse reputation because of the door to door preaching though. Considering all of the death caused "in the name of God," this seems like a silly thing to hate a religion for. The goal of their preaching is not to convert as many people as possible either, considering I never converted anyone in the 10 years I did it, and nobody seemed too upset at me.

    BTW, its 144,000, and these look like Mormons, not JWs. (similar but even crazier) Sorry you were offended Opie, but I`m pretty sure if God were real, and you were going to heaven, he`d give you another hand, I mean, why not? Hes gonna toss everyone wings and a harp, right?

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    144,000, forgive me.

    And whatever happens when I die is irrelevant, that girl was very rude and used religion to defend her horribleness.

    Sum, that sounds more like it.

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    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    I`m a Mormon and I`m going to briefly defend my church. Even I`ll admit, this was actually kind of funny. I don`t see why everyone sees Mormons as crazy. First of all, we do not practice polygamy. Second, the fact that we abstain from sex before marriage, drugs, coffee, alcohol, and stuff like that is a good thing. The reason we are advised not to do those things is so that our lives can be better. For instance, if we abstain from sex before marriage, we won`t have to worry about being liable for a child that we do not have the intention to care for. Abstaining from drugs keeps us from being addicted; even the caffeine in coffee can be addicting. The last thing I want to say is that our church does not prevent its members from doing these things. Everyone has free agency and can indulge in sin if they want. You will not get kicked out of the Mormon church unless you commit adultery, kill somebody, or do something really bad along those lines.
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    I find it particually funny (and annoying) that one little parody video could spark a discussion worthy of Congress (because half of their discussions are like this)

    Well.. whatever. I shouldn`t read these.

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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I got asked to leave the church for smoking. Also for kissing my girlfriend at the time, as it was seen as lewd behavior.

    The president (yes the leader is called the president) told us our behavior wasn`t good for the parisioners, and since her father was a deacon, I was the one who was asked to leave.

    We won`t go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that.

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    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    "We won`t go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that."

    Yeah, why is it that mormons always conveniently leave that one out when defending why they aren`t crazy? Not to mention the gold tablets and magic rocks or whatever.

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    glassjawdave Male 18-29
    93 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    I mean, not to just dog mormons...all religions tend to believe crazy crap they read in an old book...mormons just decided to believe something slightly crazier.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    Nothing can beat Scientology!

    :D

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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    thats why i dont go to utah plus the heat
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1053 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Better alternate ending:

    all the guys begin to rap right along with them.

    "Look at it this way; you`re literally closer to God!" XD

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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Shake what god gave ya :D
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    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    auburnjunky Well, if you were smoking inside the church building that would be a problem. I doubt they would kick you out if you were doing it outside; I wouldn`t. Some people are too judgmental and they will, but if I met someone who smoked, I would welcome them to church because it makes them a better person.

    Also, if you are not Mormon, you can`t sit back and tell us how crazy our religion is. Half the time your info is wrong. I recommend reading up on our doctrine if you want to make a case against us; otherwise you will sound like an ignorant fool. Some people actually made a movie called, "American Mormon," making fun of people who are ignorant to our church. You don`t want to be like the people in the video that confuse Amish people with Mormons.

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    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    "There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?"

    ^this

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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    This is Culdesac.
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    God Bless Barats and Bereta.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    "There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB."

    Oh I`m sorry, I believe you were looking for IAP, otherwise known as I-Am-Productive. We are a very different website.

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    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    I thought it was good. Mormons are OK I guess ( I`m not one).
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    LOL @ religion.
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    bluestarr Female 18-29
    94 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    hahahaha... IAP
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    guth2391 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:20 am
    while a spoof on mormons, these 100% are NOT mormon missionaries. the name tag is wrong. i know, i have one. :)
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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:33 am
    hehe, I thought it was quite chucklesome
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    kinda funny
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    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Mormons are silly
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    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:01 am
    aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i couldn`t even make it through the whole clip!!!!! Don`t save me!

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