Barats & Bereta`s Missionary Rap

Submitted by: Pooptart19 7 years ago in Funny

When two missionaries struggle with door to door conversions they take their good word to the streetz...
There are 31 comments:
Female 24
aghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i couldn`t even make it through the whole clip!!!!! Don`t save me!

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Male 610
Mormons are silly
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Male 1,918
kinda funny
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Male 167
hehe, I thought it was quite chucklesome
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Male 35
while a spoof on mormons, these 100% are NOT mormon missionaries. the name tag is wrong. i know, i have one. :)
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Female 94
hahahaha... IAP
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Male 12,138
LOL @ religion.
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Male 660
I thought it was good. Mormons are OK I guess ( I`m not one).
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Female 15,763
"There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB."

Oh I`m sorry, I believe you were looking for IAP, otherwise known as I-Am-Productive. We are a very different website.

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Male 1,164
God Bless Barats and Bereta.
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Male 976
This is Culdesac.
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Male 73
"There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?"

^this

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Male 86
auburnjunky Well, if you were smoking inside the church building that would be a problem. I doubt they would kick you out if you were doing it outside; I wouldn`t. Some people are too judgmental and they will, but if I met someone who smoked, I would welcome them to church because it makes them a better person.

Also, if you are not Mormon, you can`t sit back and tell us how crazy our religion is. Half the time your info is wrong. I recommend reading up on our doctrine if you want to make a case against us; otherwise you will sound like an ignorant fool. Some people actually made a movie called, "American Mormon," making fun of people who are ignorant to our church. You don`t want to be like the people in the video that confuse Amish people with Mormons.

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Male 985
Shake what god gave ya :D
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Male 1,381
Better alternate ending:

all the guys begin to rap right along with them.

"Look at it this way; you`re literally closer to God!" XD

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Male 1,071
There`s 2 minutes and 14 seconds I`ll never get back. Thanks for wasting my time IAB. What idiots gave it a rating of 3.4?
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Male 450
thats why i dont go to utah plus the heat
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Female 15,763
Nothing can beat Scientology!

:D

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Male 92
I mean, not to just dog mormons...all religions tend to believe crazy crap they read in an old book...mormons just decided to believe something slightly crazier.
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Male 92
"We won`t go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that."

Yeah, why is it that mormons always conveniently leave that one out when defending why they aren`t crazy? Not to mention the gold tablets and magic rocks or whatever.

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Male 10,338
I got asked to leave the church for smoking. Also for kissing my girlfriend at the time, as it was seen as lewd behavior.

The president (yes the leader is called the president) told us our behavior wasn`t good for the parisioners, and since her father was a deacon, I was the one who was asked to leave.

We won`t go into all the current beliefs that are weird, like the one where if you are pure until your death, God gives you a universe to rule over and things like that.

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Male 716
I find it particually funny (and annoying) that one little parody video could spark a discussion worthy of Congress (because half of their discussions are like this)

Well.. whatever. I shouldn`t read these.

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Male 86
I`m a Mormon and I`m going to briefly defend my church. Even I`ll admit, this was actually kind of funny. I don`t see why everyone sees Mormons as crazy. First of all, we do not practice polygamy. Second, the fact that we abstain from sex before marriage, drugs, coffee, alcohol, and stuff like that is a good thing. The reason we are advised not to do those things is so that our lives can be better. For instance, if we abstain from sex before marriage, we won`t have to worry about being liable for a child that we do not have the intention to care for. Abstaining from drugs keeps us from being addicted; even the caffeine in coffee can be addicting. The last thing I want to say is that our church does not prevent its members from doing these things. Everyone has free agency and can indulge in sin if they want. You will not get kicked out of the Mormon church unless you commit adultery, kill somebody, or do something really bad along those lines.
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Female 15,763
144,000, forgive me.

And whatever happens when I die is irrelevant, that girl was very rude and used religion to defend her horribleness.

Sum, that sounds more like it.

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Male 92
I used to be a JW... They`re no worse than any other religion. I mean, I spent 18 years being miserable because I wasn`t allowed to basically have any kind of a normal childhood, but, whatever.

It does seem to me like they get a worse reputation because of the door to door preaching though. Considering all of the death caused "in the name of God," this seems like a silly thing to hate a religion for. The goal of their preaching is not to convert as many people as possible either, considering I never converted anyone in the 10 years I did it, and nobody seemed too upset at me.

BTW, its 144,000, and these look like Mormons, not JWs. (similar but even crazier) Sorry you were offended Opie, but I`m pretty sure if God were real, and you were going to heaven, he`d give you another hand, I mean, why not? Hes gonna toss everyone wings and a harp, right?

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Male 617
wow two rhettandlink posts in a week and the a barats and bereta post! im getting ahead of the curve here.
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Female 37
Opie...a JW would have never told you that you were going to "heaven" to become perfect. They must have been referencing the paradise earth that the meek individuals inherit - the number of people not rising into heaven - think more like "heaven" on earth. I`m not a JW, but have learned about their beliefs in order to better respect and understand some of my friends who are. For the record, they have never tried to convert me nor are they socially retarded and act like the Flanders` kids.
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Male 25,416
O dear that wasnt funny!
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Female 15,763
A Jehovah`s Witness once told me that when I go to heaven, God will make me "perfect" and I`ll have two hands and be "normal."

Also, if only 166,000 people can get into heaven... then why try and recruit everyone?

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Male 1,646
juice with jehova and gin with christ
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Male 2,440
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