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Date: 11/01/09 10:02 AM

36 Responses to Attn Unemployed I-A-Bers, Someone`s Hiring [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18933 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Link: Attn Unemployed I-A-Bers, Someone`s Hiring - Bad news: You have to be a decent dancer. The good news: Your bad looks will help you get the gig.
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    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:24 am
    /me applies for the part of the ugly dancer
  3. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:28 am
    i could use this
  4. Profile photo of betzy809
    betzy809 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:33 am
    lol
  5. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
    I liek how its called the Foxhole :L
  6. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 10:47 am
    Well crap, I`m only average. Guess that means I don`t have a shot.
  7. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:00 am
    I`m going to add "Ugly dancer" to my resume now.
  8. Profile photo of yeldarb92
    yeldarb92 Male 13-17
    52 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:42 am
    The foxhole isn`t that what japanese troops hid in wwII, with FRICKEN guns...
  9. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
    The good `ol foxhole.
  10. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    HURRAY! I can get a new job!
  11. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    finally, all this years of being shunned by the beautifuls of the world are paying off.

    wait, i can`t dance... drat

  12. Profile photo of youngdz79
    youngdz79 Male 30-39
    268 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    wow yeldarb92 every military in the world has used foxholes and the all had weapons. and the japs did more hiding in caves and underground bunkers than foxholes. I think you need to go retake your freshman history class.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    im pretty sure id qualify as an ugly there
  14. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    I`d apply for the pretty dancer. I have nice legs. At least that`s what they told me when I went to visit a prison.
  15. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    youngdz79 needs to take a "don`t-be-a-fu.cking-dick" class.
    or a cyanide pill, eithr one is fine.
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    I knew I should of taken those dance classes.
  17. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    If you apply for the ugly position, will they discriminate against you if you`re hot?
  18. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    wth youngdz
    ur a nobhead

    but this is funny, r the ugly one to make the pretty one look better :P

  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Can you apply as the ugly dancer? If so then I need to hit up the nearest thrift store and not wash my hair for a few days, because THAT SOUNDS LIKE A F*CK-BUCKET OF FUN.
  20. Profile photo of Azure006
    Azure006 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    At least their upfront about their discrimination
  21. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    "At least their upfront about their discrimination"

    They`re hiring on the basis of criteria relevant to the job. Nothing wrong with that. It`s discrimination, but it isn`t unfair discrimination. It`s like requiring relevant training and/or experience.

  22. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Wow Zanesville Ohio made it to IAB
  23. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Ugly or Pretty but NOT FAT!!!!
  24. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    They sound like they`re trying to copy Deja Vu. Their slogan is, "Hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones!" I`ve never seen the ugly ones, which saddens me. I always ask about them, but no one ever answers me.
  25. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 12:40 am
    saw this on iab about 2 months ago.
  26. Profile photo of raven_mac
    raven_mac Male 18-29
    303 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
    "saw this on iab about 2 months ago."

    Yup...

  27. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Affirmative action IMO.
  28. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:50 am
    im there.
  29. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    repost
  30. Profile photo of kupcake
    kupcake Female 30-39
    42 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    seriously?
  31. Profile photo of imlaramarie
    imlaramarie Female 18-29
    154 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Why do they want ugly dancers???
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Wow, I feel bad for the rest of IAB, I mean a guaranteed job for me but all you guys have to share the other two jobs between you...
  33. Profile photo of smooshu
    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 3:25 am
    the ugly dancers make the pretty one look better. lol
  34. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 11:48 am
    repost but classic!
  35. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 1:51 am
    wonder if this is real...
  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    well poo lmao XD the ugly ones are for the "down" economy

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