Attn Unemployed I-A-Bers, Someone`s Hiring [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Bad news: You have to be a decent dancer. The good news: Your bad looks will help you get the gig.
There are 36 comments:
Female 5,222
well poo lmao XD the ugly ones are for the "down" economy
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Female 3,828
wonder if this is real...
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Male 25,416
repost but classic!
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Male 73
the ugly dancers make the pretty one look better. lol
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Male 8,302
Wow, I feel bad for the rest of IAB, I mean a guaranteed job for me but all you guys have to share the other two jobs between you...
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Female 154
Why do they want ugly dancers???
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Female 42
seriously?
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Male 1,485
repost
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Female 846
im there.
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Male 2,486
Affirmative action IMO.
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Male 303
"saw this on iab about 2 months ago."

Yup...

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Male 703
saw this on iab about 2 months ago.
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Female 837
They sound like they`re trying to copy Deja Vu. Their slogan is, "Hundreds of beautiful girls, and three ugly ones!" I`ve never seen the ugly ones, which saddens me. I always ask about them, but no one ever answers me.
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Male 1,190
Ugly or Pretty but NOT FAT!!!!
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Female 209
Wow Zanesville Ohio made it to IAB
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Male 12,365
"At least their upfront about their discrimination"

They`re hiring on the basis of criteria relevant to the job. Nothing wrong with that. It`s discrimination, but it isn`t unfair discrimination. It`s like requiring relevant training and/or experience.

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Male 14
At least their upfront about their discrimination
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Female 15,763
Can you apply as the ugly dancer? If so then I need to hit up the nearest thrift store and not wash my hair for a few days, because THAT SOUNDS LIKE A F*CK-BUCKET OF FUN.
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Female 2,672
wth youngdz
ur a nobhead

but this is funny, r the ugly one to make the pretty one look better :P

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Male 1,381
If you apply for the ugly position, will they discriminate against you if you`re hot?
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Female 9,477
I knew I should of taken those dance classes.
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Male 1,045
youngdz79 needs to take a "don`t-be-a-fu.cking-dick" class.
or a cyanide pill, eithr one is fine.
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Male 3,756
I`d apply for the pretty dancer. I have nice legs. At least that`s what they told me when I went to visit a prison.
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Male 7,611
im pretty sure id qualify as an ugly there
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Male 268
wow yeldarb92 every military in the world has used foxholes and the all had weapons. and the japs did more hiding in caves and underground bunkers than foxholes. I think you need to go retake your freshman history class.
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Male 1,045
finally, all this years of being shunned by the beautifuls of the world are paying off.

wait, i can`t dance... drat

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Male 820
HURRAY! I can get a new job!
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Female 57
The good `ol foxhole.
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Male 52
The foxhole isn`t that what japanese troops hid in wwII, with FRICKEN guns...
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Male 1,406
I`m going to add "Ugly dancer" to my resume now.
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Female 232
Well crap, I`m only average. Guess that means I don`t have a shot.
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Female 180
I liek how its called the Foxhole :L
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Female 19
lol
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Male 485
i could use this
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Male 769
/me applies for the part of the ugly dancer
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Male 20,188
Link: Attn Unemployed I-A-Bers, Someone`s Hiring [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bad news: You have to be a decent dancer. The good news: Your bad looks will help you get the gig.
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