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Date: 11/09/09 02:06 PM

53 Responses to Asian Carp Are Pissed Off, Finally Attacking [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    Link: Asian Carp Are Pissed Off, Finally Attacking - Expect for Hollywood to film this movie within the year.
  2. Profile photo of theskinsfan
    theskinsfan Female 18-29
    49 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    awesome.
  3. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Umm ok...I`m never the one to shout the S word but this is the fake-est pic ever.
  4. Profile photo of TadnJess
    TadnJess Male 30-39
    147 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    I remember seeing a documentary about this southern creek that was a tributary to a local lake. They had to fence off the part where they met underwater to try to keep the carp from invading the lake. Supposedly the carp (Koi) bred and devoured everything while attaining gargantuan proportions.
    To check the amount of koi in the stream they would take something akin to a roof antennae and charge it with a gasoline powered generator. (almost Simpson-esque). This would cause the water to become slightly charged and `annoy` the carp into jumping out of the water. (Then they would estimate populations and report it to somewhere). When charged, the fish would literally jump high enough to hit these guys in the boat.
  5. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "Umm ok...I`m never the one to shout the S word but this is the fake-est pic ever. "

    well the reflections are very good on the fish. and its an old picture. if someone wanted to photoshop this, it would of been a more recent picture... also fish jump out of the water sometimes

  6. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    there arent any signs of it being fake... this could just be a super lucky picture
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    photobomber of the year?
  8. Profile photo of joker24791
    joker24791 Male 30-39
    13 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    This is NOT shopped or faked this is real here in Illinois...they are VERY dangerous the asian carp jump out of the water when boats etc come across and stir up their food. I work on the Illinois river and have seen them in excess of 20 lbs and jump onto the decks of barges 10 feet above the water. For those that doubt it check out this link
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8OmEr7V...
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Dwarf Fortress has come to life :(
  10. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    This kind of chinese carp are a plague in the USA. They get "annoyed" and jump out of the water over the noise of passing morotboats, eh? Electricity not required.
    Look! Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS7zkTnQV...
    (from the documentary, Joker beat me to the other video, lolz!)
  11. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    That`s my kind of fishing. Just cruise along and let them jump into the boat.
  12. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    omg, i know what im doing when i visit my cousin in MS for thanks giving this year :D
    fish baseball!!
    ...not really, i would feel bad, even if it hit me :(
  13. Profile photo of soundman427
    soundman427 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Kamikaze fish? we no need no planes.
  14. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    dude omg that look like my ugly-@$$ uncle! lol FTW
  15. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    easiest catch evaaarrr
  16. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    lolz
  17. Profile photo of BrutahSka
    BrutahSka Male 18-29
    46 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    thats sick! I think that looks like everyones uncle...
  18. Profile photo of chelseycake
    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    haaha obviously not mine ..
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    LOL
  20. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    "F***** redneck, deserved it."

    shut up canadian. dont speak again `til your nuts drop.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Gross...
  22. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    O>O
  23. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    "shut up canadian. dont speak again `til your nuts drop."
    I have no reason to but in (except for defending another Canadian, of course), but your stupid makes me lol, Mondo. Makes me lol :)

    Anyway, epic timing on that photo! A second later and I bet the camera would be broken...

  24. Profile photo of Pyrolep
    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Kanna, do you not realize that he was replying to stupidity from your fellow Canadian? He replied in a stupid way, yes, but defending a Canadian who said something stupid, *just because he`s Canadian* is also idiotic. That said, your stupid made me lol as well. Made me lol indeed.
  25. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    FISHBOMB! HI-YA!
  26. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Magicarp used splash!
    It`s super effective!
  27. Profile photo of mee2
    mee2 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Vindictive: "Magicarp used splash! It`s super effective!"

    Don`t get my hopes up. Please.

  28. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    going through the fishies mind before he leaps: `da na..... da na.... da na..da na da na danadanadana DA DA DAAAAAAA!`
  29. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    Saw this happen a couple summers ago while boating on the Illinois/Mississippi. We actually tried to catch a few out of mid-air.

    Its pretty funny when they smash into the hull. But as other people have pointed out, they are taking over rivers and are a very big nuisance.

  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    These fish are dangerous. They are, For some weird reason, Attracted to the sound of the motors. They`ve knocked people out and even killed a few.
  31. Profile photo of ze_tuna_fish
    ze_tuna_fish Female 13-17
    92 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    splash is never super effective
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    damn showboating fish!
  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Even the Asian CARP are better at doing things than the other carp!

  34. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    opie=win
    haha that was awesome XD
  35. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Aww Opie...did we have to go there?!


    Okay, we did :)

  36. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    lol opie, i love you.
  37. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    Hot on the heels of our popular Halloween Competition, here`s a NEW competition just for Torresfanboy! Yay! Here`s how to play: post another completely-unrelated link to your blog, and win a permanent ban from IAB.
  38. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 10:59 pm
    lol
  39. Profile photo of Beaverfever
    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    "Here fishy fishy fishy"
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    lol lion you just cracked me up.

    mondo:
    He never said anything bad for you to attack him like that. you think you sound tough and cool, but we all just think your an idiot who is overcompensating for lack of genitalia. get with the program.

  41. Profile photo of Endalos
    Endalos Male 18-29
    2 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Drain the lake! Its the only way
    /CarpCarp
  42. Profile photo of saintnickxii
    saintnickxii Male 18-29
    127 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:51 am
    that guy looks scared as hell.

    im sure someone can/will word that in a much funny-er way.

  43. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:14 am

    Carp! The crap!

    I mean.. crap! The carp!!

  44. Profile photo of _Truth_
    _Truth_ Male 18-29
    95 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:43 am
    Even the fish kamikaze...
  45. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:29 am
    it hurts like hell when a fish jumps out of the lake and hits you. they can leave bruises and cuts. last summer we were on the river in my uncle`s boat, a fish jumped out and managed to smack 3 out of 4 people in the boat. >_<
  46. Profile photo of Growlerchan
    Growlerchan Female 13-17
    41 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:34 am
    teehee
  47. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    "photobomber of the year?"

    win.

    Imagine having claws like Wolverine. I could keep myself entertained for hours on end.

  48. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Angry flying fish! Protect the IAB logo at all costs!
  49. Profile photo of Kyotay2001
    Kyotay2001 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    I had similar examples in this article.

    http://humor.gunaxin.com/10-more-reasons...

  50. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 11:22 am
    "If that F*cker say "Get-r-done" one more freakin time!!!!!"
  51. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:04 am
    These things are a plague. They`ve almost completely ruined fishing around here. They`re also suspected of contributing to a death. Guy boating at night, fish hits him in face, loses balance and falls overboard. What a way to go. Death by carp.
  52. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    hdhfgfrofl
  53. Profile photo of Breeze773
    Breeze773 Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 27, 2011 at 12:30 pm
    Hollywood is getting on this soon. This is my website highlighting the script I wrote about Asian Carp attaching the citizens of Chicago in force.
    Chicago Carp Movie Website

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