Asian Carp Are Pissed Off, Finally Attacking [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Expect for Hollywood to film this movie within the year.
There are 53 comments:
Male 1
Hollywood is getting on this soon. This is my website highlighting the script I wrote about Asian Carp attaching the citizens of Chicago in force.
Chicago Carp Movie Website
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Male 999
hdhfgfrofl
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Male 1,206
These things are a plague. They`ve almost completely ruined fishing around here. They`re also suspected of contributing to a death. Guy boating at night, fish hits him in face, loses balance and falls overboard. What a way to go. Death by carp.
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Male 382
"If that F*cker say "Get-r-done" one more freakin time!!!!!"
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Male 23
I had similar examples in this article.

http://humor.gunaxin.com/10-more-reasons...

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Male 540
Angry flying fish! Protect the IAB logo at all costs!
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Male 967
"photobomber of the year?"

win.

Imagine having claws like Wolverine. I could keep myself entertained for hours on end.

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Female 41
teehee
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Female 778
it hurts like hell when a fish jumps out of the lake and hits you. they can leave bruises and cuts. last summer we were on the river in my uncle`s boat, a fish jumped out and managed to smack 3 out of 4 people in the boat. >_<
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Male 95
Even the fish kamikaze...
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Male 1,647

Carp! The crap!

I mean.. crap! The carp!!

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Male 127
that guy looks scared as hell.

im sure someone can/will word that in a much funny-er way.

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Male 2
Drain the lake! Its the only way
/CarpCarp
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Female 3,828
lol lion you just cracked me up.

mondo:
He never said anything bad for you to attack him like that. you think you sound tough and cool, but we all just think your an idiot who is overcompensating for lack of genitalia. get with the program.

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Male 152
"Here fishy fishy fishy"
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Male 1,297
lol
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Male 8,302
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Male 1,381
lol opie, i love you.
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Male 2,690
Aww Opie...did we have to go there?!


Okay, we did :)

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Female 1,190
opie=win
haha that was awesome XD
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Female 15,763
Even the Asian CARP are better at doing things than the other carp!

[/subtleracism]

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Male 25,416
damn showboating fish!
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Female 92
splash is never super effective
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Male 17,512
These fish are dangerous. They are, For some weird reason, Attracted to the sound of the motors. They`ve knocked people out and even killed a few.
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Male 1,254
Saw this happen a couple summers ago while boating on the Illinois/Mississippi. We actually tried to catch a few out of mid-air.

Its pretty funny when they smash into the hull. But as other people have pointed out, they are taking over rivers and are a very big nuisance.

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Female 4,197
going through the fishies mind before he leaps: `da na..... da na.... da na..da na da na danadanadana DA DA DAAAAAAA!`
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Male 20
Vindictive: "Magicarp used splash! It`s super effective!"

Don`t get my hopes up. Please.

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Female 1,077
Magicarp used splash!
It`s super effective!
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Female 3,598
FISHBOMB! HI-YA!
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Female 38
Kanna, do you not realize that he was replying to stupidity from your fellow Canadian? He replied in a stupid way, yes, but defending a Canadian who said something stupid, *just because he`s Canadian* is also idiotic. That said, your stupid made me lol as well. Made me lol indeed.
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Female 635
"shut up canadian. dont speak again `til your nuts drop."
I have no reason to but in (except for defending another Canadian, of course), but your stupid makes me lol, Mondo. Makes me lol :)

Anyway, epic timing on that photo! A second later and I bet the camera would be broken...

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Male 485
O>O
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Female 9,475
Gross...
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Male 138
"F***** redneck, deserved it."

shut up canadian. dont speak again `til your nuts drop.

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Female 5,222
LOL
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Female 275
haaha obviously not mine ..
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Male 46
thats sick! I think that looks like everyones uncle...
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Female 132
lolz
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Female 202
easiest catch evaaarrr
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Male 894
dude omg that look like my ugly-@$$ uncle! lol FTW
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Male 84
Kamikaze fish? we no need no planes.
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Female 1,190
omg, i know what im doing when i visit my cousin in MS for thanks giving this year :D
fish baseball!!
...not really, i would feel bad, even if it hit me :(
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Male 4,290
That`s my kind of fishing. Just cruise along and let them jump into the boat.
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Male 37,697
This kind of chinese carp are a plague in the USA. They get "annoyed" and jump out of the water over the noise of passing morotboats, eh? Electricity not required.
Look! Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS7zkTnQV...
(from the documentary, Joker beat me to the other video, lolz!)
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Male 1,220
Dwarf Fortress has come to life :(
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Male 13
This is NOT shopped or faked this is real here in Illinois...they are VERY dangerous the asian carp jump out of the water when boats etc come across and stir up their food. I work on the Illinois river and have seen them in excess of 20 lbs and jump onto the decks of barges 10 feet above the water. For those that doubt it check out this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8OmEr7V...
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Male 5,314
photobomber of the year?
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Male 1,646
there arent any signs of it being fake... this could just be a super lucky picture
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Male 721
"Umm ok...I`m never the one to shout the S word but this is the fake-est pic ever. "

well the reflections are very good on the fish. and its an old picture. if someone wanted to photoshop this, it would of been a more recent picture... also fish jump out of the water sometimes

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Male 147
I remember seeing a documentary about this southern creek that was a tributary to a local lake. They had to fence off the part where they met underwater to try to keep the carp from invading the lake. Supposedly the carp (Koi) bred and devoured everything while attaining gargantuan proportions.
To check the amount of koi in the stream they would take something akin to a roof antennae and charge it with a gasoline powered generator. (almost Simpson-esque). This would cause the water to become slightly charged and `annoy` the carp into jumping out of the water. (Then they would estimate populations and report it to somewhere). When charged, the fish would literally jump high enough to hit these guys in the boat.
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Male 4,807
Umm ok...I`m never the one to shout the S word but this is the fake-est pic ever.
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Female 49
awesome.
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Male 20,111
Link: Asian Carp Are Pissed Off, Finally Attacking [Pic] [Rate Link] - Expect for Hollywood to film this movie within the year.
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