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Date: 11/07/09 06:02 AM

65 Responses to Another Facebook Lesson in Discression [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Link: Another Facebook Lesson in Discression - How many times to we have to scream it? DO NOT ADD YOUR MOM TO YOUR FACEBOOK! Especially if you`re sexually active.
  2. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:27 am
    heh, i love how she commented on the language, not what they were talking about
  3. Profile photo of tw1ggy
    tw1ggy Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Creepy, lol.
  4. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:34 am
    *Discretion
  5. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:58 am
    What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...
  6. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:02 am
    Her daughter is talking about how much it hurt to bang and that`s why she hasn`t banged in a week - and all she has to say about is "language"?? She must be one of those dumbass mothers who give their kids condoms because "they`re gonna have sex anyway"
  7. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:06 am
    Which is what private messaging is for, wow.
    This is why I keep my facebook completely clean. Any pictures of me drinking are not tagged with me in it. xD
  8. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:07 am
    A week is a long time for her not to have had sex with any old lad? Tart puts it about a bit, don`t she. Obviously doesn`t mind people knowing she`s a cumdumpster.

    Well if she`s comfortable with it, I can say it.

  9. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:08 am
    And anyone else disturbed at how discretion is spelled wrong? :)
  10. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:09 am
    What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...

    this^

  11. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:15 am
    I think people are still forgetting that if you have 2 billion friends on Facebook... that 2 billion friends you have can see any Status Update...
  12. Profile photo of HOBOMOE
    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
    515 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:20 am
    i wonder what the rest of the comments included, i`m not the only one curious in her mother`s rebuttal.
  13. Profile photo of saintnickxii
    saintnickxii Male 18-29
    127 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:30 am
    `dont make me go private` lol
  14. Profile photo of Slmmhmmr161
    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Don`t talk about your sex life in your status?
  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:34 am
    yeah, my mom tried to add me to facebook. that was a definite no.
  16. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:41 am
    that wasn`t very funny and all her mom said was language.
  17. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:57 am
    "don`t make me go private"

    please...go private

  18. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:32 am
    I didn`t even add my sister to facebook - I keep most of my friends, and my family as far apart as possible. :D
  19. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:56 am
    the lady came across as 40+...
  20. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:07 am
    sonikku, thats so nasty. im never going to anything you link agian.
  21. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:22 am
    What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...

    this^

    Yeah, that^

  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Not cool, sonikku.
  23. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:08 am
    I hardly use my facebook page.
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Meh, another boring facebook post!
  25. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    lol stupid whores.
  26. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    I`d object too if I had a child who used English so badly, without punctuation or regard for even the most basic rules of grammar.
  27. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    I know it`s been said befor but, Discretion. Judge not lest ye... well you know.

    Don`t add your mom? How about don`t post crap like that for the world to see. Sure there are times and places when we`re all a little more open than usual, but on facebook? And her mother seems to have her priorities screwed up if all she can say is "language". Would she have preferred "My that intercourse last week has left me in so much pain I shall need a great deal of time to recouperate!"

  28. Profile photo of arcticsheep
    arcticsheep Male 13-17
    82 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    @bumbleBB. her daughter is probably over 18 i`m sure she`s grown enough to make her own decisions.

    just because you needed to be disclipined until you were 25 doesn`t mean she does

    /rant over

  29. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    >>BumbleBB
    "My that intercourse last week has left me in so much pain I shall need a great deal of time to recuperate!"

    rofl :-D

  30. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Grammar fail... Shouldn`t most adults have better grammer than uh... Us?
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    > Discression??

    Oh Fancy, and to think I fantasized about you being my Grammar Nazi every night...

  32. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Lion, I was just gonna let that go, but since you brought it up...

    That is terrible spelling.

  33. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Man, if I wrote stuff like that on FB, my mom wouldn`t comment on my language... o_O`
    (She`d be all "Glad to see you`re getting some".)

    I generally consider FB to be a public place, so I rarely post private stuff.

  34. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    hahahahahshhsha
  35. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    its like a laugh that is trying to be quiet in the end
  36. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    why? why...?
  37. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    lol, their big assmaster bedroom
  38. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    hahahahahshhsha lol
  39. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    lol, lol, lol.
  40. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    Betcha he had a big cox- maybe gave her crabs or she mighta only sucked on his oar
  41. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    You can add your family as long as you don`t put things you`ll be ashamed of them seeing on it
  42. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    It least it sounds like her mom is a whore with good grammar.
  43. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    "Geez, mom! You`re not supposed to read the details of my sex life as they pop up in front of your face the instant you log into facebook!"

    Watching some people failing at using the internet is as funny as watching a chimp trying to use a phone.

  44. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    The grammar makes me want to go on a shooting spree.
  45. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:03 am
    Once again..
    I hate Facebook.
  46. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:31 am
    Erm... Could someone translate to English please?
  47. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:55 am
    i like the fact that they block their user names on facebook, but not their actual names or the picture of their faces lol
  48. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 4:31 am
    i vote we all type in rachel to search, find that picture and give her details on our sex life.
  49. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:26 am
    see, this is why i put an area 51 type password on my computer and ALL OF THE SITES I VISIT (minus IAB, my parents LOVE it (dont ask why))
  50. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:46 am
    Handled like a pro, tho.
  51. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 9:06 am
    LOOOL
  52. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Adding family to your Facebook unless it`s a cousin or two is a recipe for disaster.
  53. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    facebook is for old people! B|
  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    She`s a real idiot isn`t she to not realize that when you leave an update everyone on your list sees it whether they want to or not.

    God some people need a good kick in the mouth.

  55. Profile photo of bassprincess
    bassprincess Female 18-29
    72 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    "facebook is for old people! B|"

    No, facebook is for people who try to get away from the immaturity that is myspace yet run into it anyways...
    TAGGED... now THAT is for old people.

  56. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    All the mother had to say was "language???"?! My mother would be screaming at me to delete the post and sarcastically telling me how `classy` i was, and how i was a whore and a slut and i would end up pregnant by the end of the year!
  57. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:29 am
    Language?! Go have all the rough sex you want, but, whatever you do, don`t swear!
  58. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    haha kilroy
  59. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    o man, some people`s kids....
  60. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:23 am
    seriously, they only b*tch about the language?!!!! what kind of parent does that?! wtf dude...
  61. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    November 14, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    ahaha, seriously swearing is the least of their worries by the sounds of it!
  62. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2009 at 11:37 am
    lmao
  63. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:06 pm
    I like how the "language" is the main point of the mother`s concern.
  64. Profile photo of wiredtobits
    wiredtobits Male 18-29
    47 posts
    January 5, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    for drat sake lol
  65. Profile photo of helzy
    helzy Female 13-17
    23 posts
    January 21, 2010 at 11:54 am
    so all she cared about was the language?
    AHA.

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