Another Facebook Lesson in Discression [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

How many times to we have to scream it? DO NOT ADD YOUR MOM TO YOUR FACEBOOK! Especially if you"re sexually active.
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Female 23
so all she cared about was the language?
AHA.
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Male 47
for drat sake lol
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Female 315
I like how the "language" is the main point of the mother`s concern.
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Male 1,043
lmao
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Male 162
ahaha, seriously swearing is the least of their worries by the sounds of it!
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Female 24
seriously, they only b*tch about the language?!!!! what kind of parent does that?! wtf dude...
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Male 894
o man, some people`s kids....
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Female 135
haha kilroy
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Male 496
Language?! Go have all the rough sex you want, but, whatever you do, don`t swear!
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Female 735
All the mother had to say was "language???"?! My mother would be screaming at me to delete the post and sarcastically telling me how `classy` i was, and how i was a whore and a slut and i would end up pregnant by the end of the year!
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Female 72
"facebook is for old people! B|"

No, facebook is for people who try to get away from the immaturity that is myspace yet run into it anyways...
TAGGED... now THAT is for old people.

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Female 4,376
She`s a real idiot isn`t she to not realize that when you leave an update everyone on your list sees it whether they want to or not.

God some people need a good kick in the mouth.

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Male 373
facebook is for old people! B|
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Female 230
Adding family to your Facebook unless it`s a cousin or two is a recipe for disaster.
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Female 213
LOOOL
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Male 169
Handled like a pro, tho.
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Male 463
see, this is why i put an area 51 type password on my computer and ALL OF THE SITES I VISIT (minus IAB, my parents LOVE it (dont ask why))
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Female 299
i vote we all type in rachel to search, find that picture and give her details on our sex life.
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Male 1,678
i like the fact that they block their user names on facebook, but not their actual names or the picture of their faces lol
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Male 3,425
Erm... Could someone translate to English please?
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Male 1,067
Once again..
I hate Facebook.
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Male 2,582
The grammar makes me want to go on a shooting spree.
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Male 2,868
"Geez, mom! You`re not supposed to read the details of my sex life as they pop up in front of your face the instant you log into facebook!"

Watching some people failing at using the internet is as funny as watching a chimp trying to use a phone.

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Male 191
It least it sounds like her mom is a whore with good grammar.
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Male 1,918
You can add your family as long as you don`t put things you`ll be ashamed of them seeing on it
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Male 197
Betcha he had a big cox- maybe gave her crabs or she mighta only sucked on his oar [rowing iz gay]
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Male 999
lol, lol, lol.
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Male 485
hahahahahshhsha lol
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Male 211
lol, their big assmaster bedroom
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Female 1,401
why? why...?
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Male 1,093
its like a laugh that is trying to be quiet in the end
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Male 1,837
hahahahahshhsha
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Female 105
Man, if I wrote stuff like that on FB, my mom wouldn`t comment on my language... o_O`
(She`d be all "Glad to see you`re getting some".)

I generally consider FB to be a public place, so I rarely post private stuff.

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Male 3,756
Lion, I was just gonna let that go, but since you brought it up...

That is terrible spelling.

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Male 8,302
> Discression??

Oh Fancy, and to think I fantasized about you being my Grammar Nazi every night...

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Male 1,523
Grammar fail... Shouldn`t most adults have better grammer than uh... Us?
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Male 2,076
>>BumbleBB
"My that intercourse last week has left me in so much pain I shall need a great deal of time to recuperate!"

rofl :-D

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Male 82
@bumbleBB. her daughter is probably over 18 i`m sure she`s grown enough to make her own decisions.

just because you needed to be disclipined until you were 25 doesn`t mean she does

/rant over

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Female 1,112
I know it`s been said befor but, Discretion. Judge not lest ye... well you know.

Don`t add your mom? How about don`t post crap like that for the world to see. Sure there are times and places when we`re all a little more open than usual, but on facebook? And her mother seems to have her priorities screwed up if all she can say is "language". Would she have preferred "My that intercourse last week has left me in so much pain I shall need a great deal of time to recouperate!"

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Male 12,365
I`d object too if I had a child who used English so badly, without punctuation or regard for even the most basic rules of grammar.
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Male 1,381
lol stupid whores.
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Male 25,416
Meh, another boring facebook post!
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Male 10,845
I hardly use my facebook page.
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Male 12,138
Not cool, sonikku.
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Male 2,034
What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...

this^

Yeah, that^

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Male 7,585
sonikku, thats so nasty. im never going to anything you link agian.
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Male 2,703
the lady came across as 40+...
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Male 2,551
I didn`t even add my sister to facebook - I keep most of my friends, and my family as far apart as possible. :D
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Female 961
"don`t make me go private"

please...go private

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Female 1,604
that wasn`t very funny and all her mom said was language.
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Male 7,585
yeah, my mom tried to add me to facebook. that was a definite no.
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Male 606
Don`t talk about your sex life in your status?
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Male 127
`dont make me go private` lol
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Male 515
i wonder what the rest of the comments included, i`m not the only one curious in her mother`s rebuttal.
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Male 288
I think people are still forgetting that if you have 2 billion friends on Facebook... that 2 billion friends you have can see any Status Update...
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Male 292
What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...

this^

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Female 857
And anyone else disturbed at how discretion is spelled wrong? :)
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Male 1,929
A week is a long time for her not to have had sex with any old lad? Tart puts it about a bit, don`t she. Obviously doesn`t mind people knowing she`s a cumdumpster.

Well if she`s comfortable with it, I can say it.

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Female 857
Which is what private messaging is for, wow.
This is why I keep my facebook completely clean. Any pictures of me drinking are not tagged with me in it. xD
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Female 83
Her daughter is talking about how much it hurt to bang and that`s why she hasn`t banged in a week - and all she has to say about is "language"?? She must be one of those dumbass mothers who give their kids condoms because "they`re gonna have sex anyway"
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Male 3,819
What kind of slut talks about this sh*t on her Facebook, anyway? Mom on the friend list or not...
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Female 84
*Discretion
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Female 11
Creepy, lol.
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Male 4,867
heh, i love how she commented on the language, not what they were talking about
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Male 19,873
Link: Another Facebook Lesson in Discression [Pic] [Rate Link] - How many times to we have to scream it? DO NOT ADD YOUR MOM TO YOUR FACEBOOK! Especially if you`re sexually active.
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