Another Disturbing Toy Just in Time for Xmas [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

Superman sure has a purtty pair of lips.
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Male 64
so shopped xd
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Female 1,324
messing with your kids since 1970
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Female 381
Is that a sex toy?? For 7-year-olds??
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Female 1,283
Oh...how...interesting?

Negative One, the world isn`t ready for that knowledge!
Let `em eat Micky D`s and their syrupy-mercury corn.

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Male 1,371
Fake and old.
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Male 193
sucky sucky-5 dolla
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Male 2,582
"You`re a party-pooper negative one."
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Yes but oddly I`m a blast at parties. I talk about how much mercury is in the food you eat every day and describe in detail the video of the guy throwing a puppy off a bridge.
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Female 288
God who doesn`t know this is `shopped by now? I saw the actual product at stores too. The actual purpose is a bit odd anyway, hugging a superman pillowcase with no legs and wimpy arms.

Also, REPOST FTL

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Male 1,918
I saw the original pic so ya
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Female 5,222
"teach little billy how daddy does it at such a young age".. ROFL XD
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Male 795
Only 15 bucks? I`d give it a try....
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Male 703
thats for his straw... come on he was paralyzed from the neck down his blowpipe thing was his only means of transportation
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Male 2,238
So what if it`s `shopped? It`s still funny.
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Male 1,045
it may be shopped, but still, little kids sleeping eith superman is kinda creepy.
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Male 2,690
Good think that was a fake...I`d be extremely worried
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Male 1,089
i actually thought this was shopped before i scrolled, good for me. back to stoichemetry.
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Male 171
You`re a party-pooper negative one.
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Male 423
Well the shop was all in good fun at least.
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Male 2,582
Here`s the original, dumb asses.
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Male 143
turn your pillow into the biggest toy ever!!!
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Male 2,582
"IT`S ALMOST AS THOUGH THAT WAS ON PURPOSE!!!"
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Because it was. The real product doesn`t have a mouth like that, a guy made this image in some computer application that is used for altering and generating images. I can`t remember it`s name.
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Female 2,352
Stuff-hug-play?

Seems like the wrong order. .

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Male 8,302
Superman, flying above Metropolis, looks down and sees Wonder Woman lying on a pool chair with her hand between her legs, moaning. The urge comes over him, and at supersonic speed he swoops down, has his wicked way and is gone faster than the eye can detect.

"WHAT THE DRAT WAS THAT!?" exclaims Wonder Woman.

"I dunno, but my a*s is sore as hell" replies the Invisible Man.

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Male 548
do they make a wonder woman version?
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Male 138
IT`S ALMOST AS THOUGH THAT WAS ON PURPOSE!!!
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Female 9,402
Repost.
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Female 91
We finally see superman for what he really is...
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Male 109
I don`t want to say anything to this =_=
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Female 1,120
Finally a toy a boy can grow with. xD
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Male 65
Sad, just sad
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Male 999
im not even going to start....
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Male 25,416
Its the toy that has more uses when your growing up!
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Female 116
is this a toy for kids....or for gay men?
superman: the blow up doll
fail
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Female 73
I`m scared.
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Male 7,585
what reason would the have for making the mouth like that?
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Male 13
lol. YAY! Superman with built in........ cupholder?
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Female 15,763
I think it`s unanimous; Rook wins this comments section.
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Female 178
WTF
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Male 1,647

LMAO, Rook. That was a GREAT year to receive our guy cards, too. >BD
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Male 60
gimme a superwoman version and id buy it....
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Male 210
ultimakewl
[quote]Male, 18-29, Eastern US
155 Posts Sunday, November 22, 2009 9:34:25 AM
rook its spelt "nerd card"[/quote]

Card Carrying member since 1983. :)

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Male 36,410
Rook gets comment of the day, lmoa!
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Male 4,680
Pretty sure jeepersmedia debunked this one.
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Female 1,697
I bet gay men are turned on by this
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Male 833
rook its spelt "nerd card"
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Male 3,425
Haha, rook, that made me laugh so hard! I believe the term is "owned".
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Female 98
I laughed so hard @ Rook`s comment. Oh... that was good.
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Male 210
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yeldarb92
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
53 Posts Sunday, November 22, 2009 8:50:10 AM
WTF this is what happens when disney takes over marvle[/quote]

Turn in your "Guy Card", not only is Superman a DC character, you misspelled Marvel.

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Female 241
I am sorry but this image was shopped. Even though there was a Superman "Snuggles" the mouth looks nothing like that. Look it up and you should be able to figure that out in a few minutes.
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Male 377
repost. was lame the first time round.
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Male 52
WTF this is what happens when disney takes over marvle
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Male 1,011
damn it, this is so fake...and Ive proven it more than once on this site...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME...

now stop showing this :P

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Male 349
WHAT`S IT FOR!!!!???? I don`t understand, and my head hurts.
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Male 3,425
Sorry to complain, but what`s with the recycling of old pictures recently?
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Male 19,854
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