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Date: 11/30/09 07:00 AM

57 Responses to Another Bad Packaging Idea: Dead Jesus? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:05 am
    Link: Another Bad Packaging Idea: Dead Jesus? - We`re not exactly sure what this product is supposed to do, but using a messed-up Jesus as your logo is not smart.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:22 am
    That`s what Jesus looked like after he messed with Chuck Norris.
  3. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Jesus air freshener? I wonder if this is at my local dollar store...
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    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:37 am
    deoderant for that freshness only a sacrificed deity can feel
  5. Profile photo of Isseepy
    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:38 am
    He`s not quite dead yet.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Whatever else you might think or say about Jesus, I`m sure he didn`t smell too good towards the end of his day of persecution and crucifixion
  7. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Smells like Holy Spirit
  8. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:05 am
    Nothing like a little dead Jesus smell to cover up all the necromancy.
  9. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:12 am
    "20% free
    contains true oil
    incense of Myrr and Three Kings,
    Aerosol of attraction"

    They could have put a baby jesus on it instead...who thought that this was a good idea?

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    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:16 am
    My cat might like that smell. She`s always rolling around in nasty smelling stuff. Half dead Jesus would make her day.
  11. Profile photo of waffle247
    waffle247 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:32 am
    hey why not use that pic? Christians use crosses after all. If Jesus ever lives up to the story and comes back he`s gonna be really pissed at all the crosses so what`s another pic gonna change?
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    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:37 am
    broken?
  13. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:42 am
    it doesnt work!!!
  14. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:47 am
    The link is broken.
  15. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 9:45 am
    works, one of the ads on the page is badly coded and hangs the site, just refresh the page.
  16. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 9:59 am
    works now
  17. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:03 am
    It might be deodorant? Notice he`s lifting his arms and it`s an aerosol.
    It`s the only reasonable explanation!
    Smell like the slowly and painfully dying Jesus!
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    draakshadow Female 18-29
    8 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:10 am
    It says "20% free! Contains real `Three kings` Incense and Myhrr` oil. Spray of power attraction." Then there`s a warning, but I can`t read it. It doesn`t even make sense in Spanish, what the hell? D:
  19. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:11 am
    I think they are church candles- hence the picture.Quite why people light them I don`t know but I think they are to be found around shrine type stuff in catholic churches. Or maybe some other sect- not very good at knowing this stuff.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:36 am
    From my limited Spanish knowledge, I think it says something like "power attraction spray". I have no idea what Jesus has to do with anything, but it`ll certainly grab your attention.
  21. Profile photo of StarCallista
    StarCallista Female 18-29
    256 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Hmm...

    I think I know what it is.

    You know when you walk into a Church, and it just has that "holy smell" that`s a bit like wood, a bit like dust and a bit like very sweet incense?

    I reckon the vicars buy it in cans.

    What, you thought that smell was really the divine scent? Everything`s in a can these days, baby.

    (Having said that, I still don`t understand why they had to put a picture of the torture of Jesus on the label; perhaps to deter solvent abusers that drug abuse has consequences, I don`t know...)

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Righhhhttt!
  23. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:37 am
    i actually said wtf when i saw it
  24. Profile photo of ecpkngt
    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:40 am
    Must smell like the frankincense-myrhh-resin incense they burn all over the place here in Spain round Three Kings day/Christmas and then again at holy week in April... even when there aren`t any processions or church services, they set up stands selling the stuff all over the touristy part of Sevilla, you could choke on it it`s so thick sometimes.
    Now in aerosol form for you non-traditional, convenience-minded types.
  25. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:47 am
    I think they have something to do with the religion. Not generalizing, but the people that I knew that were Spanish (and Italian) were very superstitious. A lot of them were Catholic and supermarkets would cater to that with candles fashioned with religions murals on them and symbols and of course they bought into the whole superstition thing by selling "charms" and incense, among other things.
    That`s just my observation. My friend Jan Carlo had a lot of that sh*t in his house.
  26. Profile photo of sbutler1
    sbutler1 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    struggling to translate but it looks like frankincense and myrrh spray

    is it air freshener or deodorant?

  27. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    aerosol de poder atraccion means an aerosol to enable attraction (presume it`s a pheromone spray or somethin).
    And I think jesus is on it because he is one sexy guy, even when he`s nailed to a cross, he`s the original LL Cool J
  28. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Hey, I get 20% more for free. So save me Jesus...from the smell of rotting garbage!
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    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    "20% Free!
    Contains Oil of the rightful.
    Incense and myrrh three kings.
    Aerosol with the Power of Attraction."
    Yeah....that`s weird.
  30. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Actually, it would be more like:

    "20% Free!
    Contains "Three Wise Men Incense and Myrrh" Legitimate Oil
    Attraction Power Aerosol"

  31. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    wtf is this supposed to be?
  32. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    It`s Air freshener that smells of blood sweat and sin
  33. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Spray it on the sinners!
  34. Profile photo of yayforme
    yayforme Male 18-29
    156 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    WTF is this? o_O
  35. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    wow... but not really that much different from the scented candles that have different bible events pictured on them right?
  36. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    JESUS BE`GONE!!!
  37. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    It is a spray used in witchcraft to atract power. For some reason I think it is made in Mexico O.o
  38. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    Sinner-be-gone...
  39. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    power to attract

    some sort of love spray

  40. Profile photo of lolalola232
    lolalola232 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    it`s actually a spray used to attract power, it has frankincense and myrrh, it translates roughly to "Three Kings Spray"
    they make different sprays for different things, like attracting love, acquiring money, etc.
    and they`re made in new york, of all places.
  41. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Yeah...not a good logo.
  42. Profile photo of aldiggity
    aldiggity Male 30-39
    1 post
    November 30, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    UBIK!!!!!!!
  43. Profile photo of kidney
    kidney Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    it repels zombies.
  44. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    Wow, that makes me want to punch my monitor now.
  45. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    If it is supposed to attract good things, why did they put him on there all bleeding and dieing?
  46. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    It`s ANTI-flyspray, for all the "even the smallest of God`s creatures deserves blah blah" crowd. It RESURRECTS dead flies and insects.
  47. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    It smells of lies and persecution. Like date nights with my girlfriend.
  48. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 30, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    Eliminates that "dying messiah" smell
  49. Profile photo of melisswoog
    melisswoog Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Translated it`s "Aerosol for Attraction of power"
    But then says "Incense & Mirr of the Three Kings"

    It also is made with real & legitimate oil if anyone was wondering.

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    lgm432 Male 13-17
    172 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Ummm... wow
  51. Profile photo of movie
    movie Male 13-17
    204 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    ANYONE WHOS READING THIS COMMENT PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES: *has sex with can*
  52. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    "Translated it`s "Aerosol for Attraction of power"
    But then says "Incense & Mirr of the Three Kings"

    It also is made with real & legitimate oil if anyone was wondering. "

    Also, is 20% Free (Of what? I have no idea...)

  53. Profile photo of Bananamaster
    Bananamaster Male 13-17
    8 posts
    December 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    What the drat
  54. Profile photo of don_chloeone
    don_chloeone Female 13-17
    23 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 4:40 am
    >movie, all of ur comments i have seen on IAB are incredibly stupid. just stay off forums u douchebag.
  55. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    December 2, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    20% more for free than the usual amount of dead jesus in a can
  56. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    December 10, 2009 at 11:25 am
    mmm....i love the smell of dead jesus in the morning
  57. Profile photo of cowboy291
    cowboy291 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    February 4, 2010 at 10:01 am
    really pooty

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