Another Bad Packaging Idea: Dead Jesus? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

We"re not exactly sure what this product is supposed to do, but using a messed-up Jesus as your logo is not smart.
There are 57 comments:
Male 7
really pooty
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Female 474
mmm....i love the smell of dead jesus in the morning
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Female 332
20% more for free than the usual amount of dead jesus in a can
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Female 23
>movie, all of ur comments i have seen on IAB are incredibly stupid. just stay off forums u douchebag.
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Male 8
What the drat
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Male 15,510
"Translated it`s "Aerosol for Attraction of power"
But then says "Incense & Mirr of the Three Kings"

It also is made with real & legitimate oil if anyone was wondering. "

Also, is 20% Free (Of what? I have no idea...)

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Male 204
ANYONE WHOS READING THIS COMMENT PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES: *has sex with can*
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Male 172
Ummm... wow
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Female 60
Translated it`s "Aerosol for Attraction of power"
But then says "Incense & Mirr of the Three Kings"

It also is made with real & legitimate oil if anyone was wondering.

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Male 480
Eliminates that "dying messiah" smell
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Male 2,582
It smells of lies and persecution. Like date nights with my girlfriend.
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Male 8,302
It`s ANTI-flyspray, for all the "even the smallest of God`s creatures deserves blah blah" crowd. It RESURRECTS dead flies and insects.
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Female 1,120
If it is supposed to attract good things, why did they put him on there all bleeding and dieing?
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Female 1,283
Wow, that makes me want to punch my monitor now.
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Female 112
it repels zombies.
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Male 1
UBIK!!!!!!!
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Female 509
Yeah...not a good logo.
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Female 3
it`s actually a spray used to attract power, it has frankincense and myrrh, it translates roughly to "Three Kings Spray"
they make different sprays for different things, like attracting love, acquiring money, etc.
and they`re made in new york, of all places.
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Male 483
power to attract

some sort of love spray

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Female 9,402
Sinner-be-gone...
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Female 1,264
It is a spray used in witchcraft to atract power. For some reason I think it is made in Mexico O.o
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Male 2,893
JESUS BE`GONE!!!
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Female 3,598
wow... but not really that much different from the scented candles that have different bible events pictured on them right?
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Male 156
WTF is this? o_O
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Female 285
Spray it on the sinners!
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Female 169
It`s Air freshener that smells of blood sweat and sin
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Male 999
wtf is this supposed to be?
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Male 1,765
Actually, it would be more like:

"20% Free!
Contains "Three Wise Men Incense and Myrrh" Legitimate Oil
Attraction Power Aerosol"

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Female 120
"20% Free!
Contains Oil of the rightful.
Incense and myrrh three kings.
Aerosol with the Power of Attraction."
Yeah....that`s weird.
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Male 976
Hey, I get 20% more for free. So save me Jesus...from the smell of rotting garbage!
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Male 338
aerosol de poder atraccion means an aerosol to enable attraction (presume it`s a pheromone spray or somethin).
And I think jesus is on it because he is one sexy guy, even when he`s nailed to a cross, he`s the original LL Cool J
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Male 60
struggling to translate but it looks like frankincense and myrrh spray

is it air freshener or deodorant?

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Female 427
I think they have something to do with the religion. Not generalizing, but the people that I knew that were Spanish (and Italian) were very superstitious. A lot of them were Catholic and supermarkets would cater to that with candles fashioned with religions murals on them and symbols and of course they bought into the whole superstition thing by selling "charms" and incense, among other things.
That`s just my observation. My friend Jan Carlo had a lot of that sh*t in his house.
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Female 149
Must smell like the frankincense-myrhh-resin incense they burn all over the place here in Spain round Three Kings day/Christmas and then again at holy week in April... even when there aren`t any processions or church services, they set up stands selling the stuff all over the touristy part of Sevilla, you could choke on it it`s so thick sometimes.
Now in aerosol form for you non-traditional, convenience-minded types.
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Male 1,403
i actually said wtf when i saw it
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Male 25,416
Righhhhttt!
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Female 256
Hmm...

I think I know what it is.

You know when you walk into a Church, and it just has that "holy smell" that`s a bit like wood, a bit like dust and a bit like very sweet incense?

I reckon the vicars buy it in cans.

What, you thought that smell was really the divine scent? Everything`s in a can these days, baby.

(Having said that, I still don`t understand why they had to put a picture of the torture of Jesus on the label; perhaps to deter solvent abusers that drug abuse has consequences, I don`t know...)

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Male 3,425
From my limited Spanish knowledge, I think it says something like "power attraction spray". I have no idea what Jesus has to do with anything, but it`ll certainly grab your attention.
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Female 7,838
I think they are church candles- hence the picture.Quite why people light them I don`t know but I think they are to be found around shrine type stuff in catholic churches. Or maybe some other sect- not very good at knowing this stuff.
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Female 8
It says "20% free! Contains real `Three kings` Incense and Myhrr` oil. Spray of power attraction." Then there`s a warning, but I can`t read it. It doesn`t even make sense in Spanish, what the hell? D:
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Male 1,067
It might be deodorant? Notice he`s lifting his arms and it`s an aerosol.
It`s the only reasonable explanation!
Smell like the slowly and painfully dying Jesus!
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Male 453
works now
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Male 271
works, one of the ads on the page is badly coded and hangs the site, just refresh the page.
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Female 299
The link is broken.
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Male 1,484
it doesnt work!!!
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Male 970
broken?
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Male 377
hey why not use that pic? Christians use crosses after all. If Jesus ever lives up to the story and comes back he`s gonna be really pissed at all the crosses so what`s another pic gonna change?
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Female 112
My cat might like that smell. She`s always rolling around in nasty smelling stuff. Half dead Jesus would make her day.
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Male 2,551
"20% free
contains true oil
incense of Myrr and Three Kings,
Aerosol of attraction"

They could have put a baby jesus on it instead...who thought that this was a good idea?

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Male 10,440
Nothing like a little dead Jesus smell to cover up all the necromancy.
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Male 298
Smells like Holy Spirit
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Male 959
Whatever else you might think or say about Jesus, I`m sure he didn`t smell too good towards the end of his day of persecution and crucifixion
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Female 160
He`s not quite dead yet.
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Male 1,596
deoderant for that freshness only a sacrificed deity can feel
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Female 428
Jesus air freshener? I wonder if this is at my local dollar store...
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Male 4,594
That`s what Jesus looked like after he messed with Chuck Norris.
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Male 19,873
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