And Now You Know: Why You Aren`t Getting Laid

Submitted by: Nidonemo 8 years ago in Funny

Hey breeders. Know the code. (NSFW)
There are 48 comments:
Female 204
lmao!
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Female 68
When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead...
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Female 381
Ah, periods. The ultimate c*ckblocker.
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Female 64
lol watched this w/ my bf and he was just like "...That.Explains.SO.MUCH!"
information is power
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Male 467
Woah babe, let`s not turn this date into a rape-murder now, mmkay?! :)
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Male 50
What`s the problem? Let him get his red wings or roll over and offer the brown.
When the weapon is loaded it needs firing - we`re not all that fussed where really.
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Male 4,004
Awesome.

And as gross as lightingbug may be, it is true of a lot of dudes...

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Female 248
OKay....
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Male 302
I know the code, that`s why I keep trying to get in your pants. I don`t care.

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Male 225
In the words of D12 "blood never hurt nobody"
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Male 354
Nothing amusing about this.
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Male 181
But if you try a fifteenth time, they go get a towel, and it`s on.
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Male 39
i get it, but its just not funny
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Male 61
Not even remotely funny.
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Male 108
lame
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Male 346
stupid
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Male 1,918
Why can`t you just say it
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Male 191
Wow this really was not worth the minute I used to watch it.
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Male 29
who said anything about a frontal approach? i just wanna get backstage. ;)
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Male 4,680
You learn something new every day!
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Male 10,440
Ah yes. Good to know that :D!
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Female 1,697
Well I`ve got a friend who loves red code, cos` he gets to be a clown. yuck
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Female 192
No, sweetrebelnc, it IS red-wings.
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Male 173
Schecter5, it`s tew hundart nawt twe hundart. :)
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Male 189
Funny, she was totally oblivious to his code..."I don`t care what the problem is, get naked soes I can knock the bottom out of it."
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Male 406
I agree with rigby. Code red iz teh seriouz biznous. No paz go. Dou nawt kollact twe hundart dollerz.


Am I doing it right?

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Male 931
hilARious... ¬_¬
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Female 443
Or MAYBE she could just tell him from the start and not be such a raging bitch about it ...
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Male 25,416
theres always 4 holes to use, we know the code for one, but theres so many others, inc the infamous one behind the leg! (family guy)
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Female 4
:| Oh Ew, Why Would You Wanna Fool Around When She`s On Her Period Anyway :| That`s Disgusting =[
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Female 846
first of all seblah, their called blood-wings.
and second of all, i am a girl that doesnt wanna fool around on her period.


now u know.

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Male 690
I don`t think she`s into guys anyway
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Male 6
I have never known a girl that has had a problem fooling around on their period. How else are we supposed to earn our red-wings.
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Male 7,839
baileyabb, thats just wrong, dont do that. you will scar some poor guy for life
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Female 895
Ugh, I think ever girl goes through this. One of these days..I`ll just let them figure it out. >:D hahaha!
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Female 1,427
I have been in exactly this situation.

Dumbasses.

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Male 7,839
yeah, you dont want to get that signal crossed.
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Male 3,842
I forwarded this on to all my single guy friends, just in case they don`t know the code.
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Male 1,646
lol. thank you Evil_Eye ill be sure to tell everyone im not a real man then.
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Male 807
Evil Eye-well played but seriously that was very informative-should be a P.S.A
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Female 346
Wow. O.O been there.
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Male 1,222
And knowing is half the battle
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Male 141
and theres always one guy that tries a little too much and gets his nuts ripped off
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Male 1,442
So what? your not a real man untill you get blood on your sword!
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Male 78
That explains ALOT!
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Male 68
Win, and somewhat epic...
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Male 964
OH so thats what it means...
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Male 9,305
Link: And Now You Know: Why You Aren`t Getting Laid [Rate Link] - Hey breeders. Know the code. (NSFW)
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