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Date: 11/10/09 07:01 AM

48 Responses to And Now You Know: Why You Aren`t Getting Laid

  1. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Link: And Now You Know: Why You Aren`t Getting Laid - Hey breeders. Know the code. (NSFW)
  2. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:34 am
    OH so thats what it means...
  3. Profile photo of dreadsamurai
    dreadsamurai Male 13-17
    68 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Win, and somewhat epic...
  4. Profile photo of bury_me
    bury_me Male 13-17
    79 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:41 am
    That explains ALOT!
  5. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:45 am
    So what? your not a real man untill you get blood on your sword!
  6. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:49 am
    and theres always one guy that tries a little too much and gets his nuts ripped off
  7. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:13 am
    And knowing is half the battle
  8. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Wow. O.O been there.
  9. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Evil Eye-well played but seriously that was very informative-should be a P.S.A
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:02 am
    lol. thank you Evil_Eye ill be sure to tell everyone im not a real man then.
  11. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
    I forwarded this on to all my single guy friends, just in case they don`t know the code.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:18 am
    yeah, you dont want to get that signal crossed.
  13. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:53 am
    I have been in exactly this situation.

    Dumbasses.

  14. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Ugh, I think ever girl goes through this. One of these days..I`ll just let them figure it out. >:D hahaha!
  15. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:00 am
    baileyabb, thats just wrong, dont do that. you will scar some poor guy for life
  16. Profile photo of seblah
    seblah Male 18-29
    6 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
    I have never known a girl that has had a problem fooling around on their period. How else are we supposed to earn our red-wings.
  17. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I don`t think she`s into guys anyway
  18. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:45 am
    first of all seblah, their called blood-wings.
    and second of all, i am a girl that doesnt wanna fool around on her period.


    now u know.

  19. Profile photo of Jonjo
    Jonjo Female 13-17
    4 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:05 am
    :| Oh Ew, Why Would You Wanna Fool Around When She`s On Her Period Anyway :| That`s Disgusting =[
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:15 am
    theres always 4 holes to use, we know the code for one, but theres so many others, inc the infamous one behind the leg! (family guy)
  21. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Or MAYBE she could just tell him from the start and not be such a raging bitch about it ...
  22. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:52 am
    hilARious... ¬_¬
  23. Profile photo of schecter5
    schecter5 Male 18-29
    406 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    I agree with rigby. Code red iz teh seriouz biznous. No paz go. Dou nawt kollact twe hundart dollerz.


    Am I doing it right?

  24. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Funny, she was totally oblivious to his code..."I don`t care what the problem is, get naked soes I can knock the bottom out of it."
  25. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Schecter5, it`s tew hundart nawt twe hundart. :)
  26. Profile photo of Samela
    Samela Female 18-29
    192 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    No, sweetrebelnc, it IS red-wings.
  27. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Well I`ve got a friend who loves red code, cos` he gets to be a clown. yuck
  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    Ah yes. Good to know that :D!
  29. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    You learn something new every day!
  30. Profile photo of runeman153
    runeman153 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    who said anything about a frontal approach? i just wanna get backstage. ;)
  31. Profile photo of adaedwar
    adaedwar Male 18-29
    192 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Wow this really was not worth the minute I used to watch it.
  32. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Why can`t you just say it
  33. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    stupid
  34. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
    108 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    lame
  35. Profile photo of RadTad
    RadTad Male 18-29
    61 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Not even remotely funny.
  36. Profile photo of CrstnAtheist
    CrstnAtheist Male 13-17
    39 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    i get it, but its just not funny
  37. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    182 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    But if you try a fifteenth time, they go get a towel, and it`s on.
  38. Profile photo of Glowy
    Glowy Male 18-29
    355 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Nothing amusing about this.
  39. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    226 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    In the words of D12 "blood never hurt nobody"
  40. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    I know the code, that`s why I keep trying to get in your pants. I don`t care.

  41. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:07 am
    OKay....
  42. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 4:22 am
    Awesome.

    And as gross as lightingbug may be, it is true of a lot of dudes...

  43. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:41 am
    What`s the problem? Let him get his red wings or roll over and offer the brown.
    When the weapon is loaded it needs firing - we`re not all that fussed where really.
  44. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Woah babe, let`s not turn this date into a rape-murder now, mmkay?! :)
  45. Profile photo of mayasplee1
    mayasplee1 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:39 am
    lol watched this w/ my bf and he was just like "...That.Explains.SO.MUCH!"
    information is power
  46. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Ah, periods. The ultimate c*ckblocker.
  47. Profile photo of TripleNipple
    TripleNipple Female 18-29
    68 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 8:02 am
    When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead...
  48. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    lmao!

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