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"Hi there, we`re doing a survey. Tell me, have you jacked off today?""Why yes I have!""And did you wash your hands?""No!""Thanks for your time!"
I`m calling complete bullpoo on that.
There`s a reason they tell chicks to close their legs when you smell tuna.
And who the fuuck do you give sloppy kisses to at a wedding, that`d lead to cold sores.
I`m going to choose to believe that this is paranoia fodder.
and I always wash my hands.
So, women masturbate and don`t wash their hands more then men?"
Most definitely. If jizz was clear I`m pretty sure more men wouldn`t wash their hands as well.
Think about how many people "forget" to wash their hands after going to the bathroom as well.
Yea. People just don`t care.
You don`t have to actually try to drink it, oh-so smart one.
If you swim, ever, and you`ve ever gotten any water up your nose, you know it travels down to your throat as well.
Whether you try or not, you will have ingested some pool water.
I was wondering where they get these studies. I can believe a lot of it happens, but where do they come up with these figures?
So, women masturbate and don`t wash their hands more then men?
So... Would that mean that that very statistic is probably fake too and therefore isn`t true, which leads to everything in existance cancelling itself out and life itself falling into an eternal hole of nothingness?
But on a different note; none of those facts even remotely made me cringe. And that worries me."
No, it means he just divided by zero... oh shi.....
Then chances are you made that one up too. But, if it`s not true then you might be right. Which means it`s probably made up... my head hurts.
But on a different note; none of those facts even remotely made me cringe. And that worries me.
That completely disregards the definition of "direct."
Oh, that whole eating spiders in your sleep thing?
they cant be proven true.
Only if you choose to eat them or they get processed into some food you eat (which isn`t that common because spiders tend to avoud noisy places. Spiders don`t walk into any animal`s open mouth - why would they? You might, as a very long shot, have a spider drop off the ceiling and by freak of chance land in your mouth.
For this to be even remotely possible, the pool would actually be yellow.
Wow, thats crazy.
... that`s the joke.
ps: why do women need to wash?
I read somewhere that it was 7 per year.
According to http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=18337972 the average adult ingests less than 25ml total liquid in an hour.
So even if you were swimming in a pool of urine you wouldn`t ingest more than 1/40 of a litre.
Meh, none of these strike me as really odd. Except the 12 workers checking out my dirty laundry baskets... And 2 times more girls masturbating than boys (I`d settle for equity, unless girls are 2x dirtier than mens, which I don`t think is true).
I don`t feel _that_ grossed out, that said. For example, I would guess ALL of the world`s water have been pee or crap or bodily fluids from countless organisms before coming to our place, and it`s been properly cleaned anyways... same for public swimming pools.