9 Incredibly Disgusting Everyday Facts [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Please don"t let any of these be true--PLEASE!
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Female 430
this is how you people get phobias about cleaning
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Female 204
and this is y i dont go swimming
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Male 83
Why you so NASTY girls?... just another reason I`m happy to be gay ^_^!!
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Male 999
women don`t wash their hands after they masturbate?
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Male 3,915
the last one is just straight BS leading me to the assumption that these are all fake...seriously? even if pools were 100% urine...who ingests that much pool water?!
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Female 1,963
Yeah these are all totally false and/or made up.
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Male 1,232
These are obviously all false. They`re too vague to be believed.
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Male 1,485
and i shake hands with way more men that women, yet more women will be masturbating, that certainly says something
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Male 2
dumm a$$
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Female 26
The pubes in the fast food one got to me :s
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Male 170
I know for a fact the bug swallowing one is false. Think about it? What bug is going to walk toward a giant wet, loud, moving cave? They would have died out by now.
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Male 2,506
These "facts" are all false, and are only testable to gain an average, by watching like thousands of people over a year and watch everyone they come in contact with. That is the only way for some truth.
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Male 422
How would you get to those numbers? Those "facts" are highly doubtful at least.
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Male 12
84% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
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Female 70
and my boyfriend wonders why I don`t like germs...plus he, alone, releases about 10 litres of anal gas a day...horrific...thank the lord for strong breezes...lol...
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Male 161
thinking about that fat disgusting chink`s pubes going in my Triple Whopper makes me throw up
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Male 629
Swallowing 6 spiders a year is false, so insects would be the same.
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Female 232
1 1/2 liters of yellow pool water? Who the hell drinks pool water... much less public pool water. Those people deserve cold sores from pool water then not weddings.
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Male 150
If these are true, I`m going to hang myself.
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Male 3,285
i can make random statistics up too, and call them true!
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Male 4,680
I`d love to know where they get these statistics from.

"Hi there, we`re doing a survey. Tell me, have you jacked off today?"
"Why yes I have!"
"And did you wash your hands?"
"No!"
"Thanks for your time!"

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Female 1,427
"I know that the insect one is 100% false, so the rest are of dubious source too. Plus, its BS suggesting women are less likely to wash their hands after masturbation than men. In my experience women are a hell of alot more hygiene conscious than men and theres no reason why that wouldnt translate post muff fiddle."

I`m calling complete bullpoo on that.

There`s a reason they tell chicks to close their legs when you smell tuna.

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Male 313
Ha ha ha ha ha ha I am one of those 6.
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Female 895
I always was my hands, and I call the fast food pubic hair thing bs. Some of us don`t even have pubes thank you!

And who the fuuck do you give sloppy kisses to at a wedding, that`d lead to cold sores.

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Male 819
I call random and bogus....
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Female 272
LoL @ Baby Bear "post muff fiddle"!

I`m going to choose to believe that this is paranoia fodder.

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Female 517
Bah, lame.
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Female 420
no workmen get anywhere near my linen basket thank you!

and I always wash my hands.

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Female 1,395
I know that the insect one is 100% false, so the rest are of dubious source too. Plus, its BS suggesting women are less likely to wash their hands after masturbation than men. In my experience women are a hell of alot more hygiene conscious than men and theres no reason why that wouldnt translate post muff fiddle.
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Male 216
im sure that shaking hands with people who have just recently masterbated are higher....for both guys and girls.
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Male 120
1/12 a liter dumbasses
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Female 1,427
"That`s means after two years you`ll come into indirect contact with over 9000 penises!

So, women masturbate and don`t wash their hands more then men?"

Most definitely. If jizz was clear I`m pretty sure more men wouldn`t wash their hands as well.

Think about how many people "forget" to wash their hands after going to the bathroom as well.

Yea. People just don`t care.

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Female 1,427
"1 1/2 liters of yellow pool water? Who the hell drinks pool water... much less public pool water. Those people deserve cold sores from pool water then not weddings."

You don`t have to actually try to drink it, oh-so smart one.

If you swim, ever, and you`ve ever gotten any water up your nose, you know it travels down to your throat as well.

Whether you try or not, you will have ingested some pool water.

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Female 3,828
some might be fake, but all are funny
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Female 859
It`s funny how you will shake more hands of women who havent washed their hands after masturbating than guys haha.
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Female 232
1 1/2 liters of yellow pool water? Who the hell drinks pool water... much less public pool water. Those people deserve cold sores from pool water then not weddings.
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Male 190
"The insect one is definately a myth...so I wonder how many of the others are myths too"

I was wondering where they get these studies. I can believe a lot of it happens, but where do they come up with these figures?

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Female 1,283
Most of these might be fake, but it still makes me laugh.
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Male 5,314
those are a bunch of b.s. "facts" someone made up
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Female 1,211
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 33
The insect one is definately a myth...so I wonder how many of the others are myths too
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Male 1,081
That`s means after two years you`ll come into indirect contact with over 9000 penises!

So, women masturbate and don`t wash their hands more then men?

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Male 734
Many of these have been debunked ad nauseum like the swallowing of insects. It`s complete fiction.
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Male 211
madest i think its because men wash their hands out of necessity and girls usually dont have to
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Male 353
"Also, 93.7% of all facts and statistics are made up."

So... Would that mean that that very statistic is probably fake too and therefore isn`t true, which leads to everything in existance cancelling itself out and life itself falling into an eternal hole of nothingness?

Paradox, boo-yah.

But on a different note; none of those facts even remotely made me cringe. And that worries me."

No, it means he just divided by zero... oh shi.....

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Male 7,378
I don`t believe it. There`s no way in hell you shake hands with more women who masturbate than men. I guess that means you really can`t believe anything you read which would make 100% of statistics wrong?
PS: Facts remain facts
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Male 3,431
50 percent of the population is below average.
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Male 47
"Also, 93.7% of all facts and statistics are made up."

Then chances are you made that one up too. But, if it`s not true then you might be right. Which means it`s probably made up... my head hurts.

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Female 256
"Also, 93.7% of all facts and statistics are made up."

So... Would that mean that that very statistic is probably fake too and therefore isn`t true, which leads to everything in existance cancelling itself out and life itself falling into an eternal hole of nothingness?

Paradox, boo-yah.

But on a different note; none of those facts even remotely made me cringe. And that worries me.

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Male 177
another reason to avoid fast food
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Female 9,585
I love how we have 2 completely different Statistics about statistics.
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Male 33
Well, I might as well touch some penises, semen, vaginal fluids, and ingest pubic hairs, insects, and urine all in one go now rather then later.
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Male 1,003
Well, it`s a bit misleading because some of those "facts" are true. I mean, 12 pubic hairs yearly? More like 100 if you eat fast food regularly. HAHAH...
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Male 367
Also, 93.7% of all facts and statistics are made up.
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Male 395
7/10 statistics are made up on the spot.
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Male 1,505
lmao @ Mindi
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Female 131
ugh u dang people!! u do too swallow spiders in ur sleep! they do crawl in ur mouth when ur mouth is open! its not extremely common but it happens!!
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Male 561
Personally, I wash my hands prior to touching my penis, after all, I know where it`s been all day.
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Female 231
That bug-eating thing it bull. It was made up just to prove that people believe anything they read on the internet.
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Male 86
Sbeez, I made totally beat you to the punch on the urine in the pool thing. Read my post below.
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Female 15,763
"When someone pees and uses their hand to hold their penis, and then opens the door, and you touch that doorknob, you come in in direct contact with a penis"

That completely disregards the definition of "direct."

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Male 118
When someone pees and uses their hand to hold their penis, and then opens the door, and you touch that doorknob, you come in in direct contact with a penis, which is what I think the first one means.
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Male 458
These are fake. I remember a Snapples cap with one of those random facts saying that you eat 8 spiders in a "lifetime" not a year. And i trust my snapples.
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Female 15,763
I don`t understand how they come up with these statistics...

Oh, that whole eating spiders in your sleep thing?

Bull.

Sh*t.

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Male 2,868
In all likelihood, you have shaken hands with someone who has masturbated and failed to wash their hands several times, you do inhale anal gasses every time you smell a fart, you do come into indirect contact with penises (most likely on a toilet seat- who puts their dick on doorknobs?), you probably have eaten bugs while sleeping (or riding your bike), and if you drink pool water, you`re getting a tiny bit of pee (which won`t hurt you at all). As far as the workman thing, I can`t remember when I`ve ever had a workman in the house where they`d have had access to my dirty laundry when I wasn`t also at home. All of the numbers here seem dubiously high.
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Male 721
nah most if not all are fake.

they cant be proven true.

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Male 1,078
These are all nonsense
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Male 2,868
I dispute the legitimacy of these claims. Let`s look at the last one, for example. Even if you ingested a liter of water at the pool (in which case, you need to have your head examined), 1/12 of the total volume of the pool would have to be urine. In a pool 25m x 10m x 1-2m, the volume would be 325 cu.m, which equals 375,000 liters, more than 31,000 of which would have to be straight urine for the last claim to be true. And again, that`s only if you drink an ENTIRE LITER of pool water on one hour of swimming. 1/12 liter is probably closer to the total amount of water you`d swallow in an hour of swimming.
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Male 430
@nonamewillfi 32% of facts are made up on the spot
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Female 30
Annually, you will read 18,264 rectally-sourced "true facts" on the internet. Wait, make that 18,265.
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Male 3,842
I don`t think any of these are true. Why give any publicity to the person who is gullible enough to believe this nonsense and make the chart?
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Male 736
nonsense
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Male 1,403
98% of facts are made up on the spot
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Male 5,094
I`ve seen the insect and pubic hair ones proved wrong, the others seem plausible, but having those two on the same table sets a bad precedent.
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Male 2,591
i call bs on most of those
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Male 12,365
[quote]the insect one doesnt surprise me. u swallow a lot of spiders too...[/quote]

Only if you choose to eat them or they get processed into some food you eat (which isn`t that common because spiders tend to avoud noisy places. Spiders don`t walk into any animal`s open mouth - why would they? You might, as a very long shot, have a spider drop off the ceiling and by freak of chance land in your mouth.

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Female 4,376
This stuff can`t be true.
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Female 1,604
yeah don`t believe most of those
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Male 183
Do people just go round drinking swimming pool water, then?
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Male 86
Half these are bull crap and the other half I am not sure. The insect one is. It`s not like bugs willingly just fly/crawl down your throat and into your stomach while you are asleep. Also, with the urine, let us say that you ingested a liter of water. That would mean that for every twelve liters of water in the pool, there is a liter of urine. If there are 144 liters of water in the pool, that would mean there were 12 liters of urine in the pool. Most pools are more than 144 liters fyi, so I don`t see how 12 liters of urine could end up in the pool. Hypothetically, if you ingest less water, the urine % goes up; if you ingest more the urine content goes down, but it is unlikely that a swimmer could ingest more than a liter without puking.
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Male 34
At least the women not washing their hands was kind of comforting,
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Male 83
On average there are thousands of idiots per year who believe unverifiable crap.
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Male 74
Honeys, you don`t swallow any spiders.
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Female 88
The bug one isnt true. And why would workmen look in your dirty laundry basket?
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Male 795
Seems a tad dramatic to me.
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Female 239
i could have done without this
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Female 131
the insect one doesnt surprise me. u swallow a lot of spiders too...
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Male 814
<In one hour of swimming at a public pool, I will consume 3 shots of urine.>

For this to be even remotely possible, the pool would actually be yellow.

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Male 17,511
I`m calling Bullarkey on this. Women 11, Guys 6 ? Really ?
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Male 4,745
Everyone keeps saying that the numbers can`t be right...Do the numbers really matter? I`d be willing to bet that the occurrences are correct, even if the numbers are wrong.
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Male 255
@First_poster
Todd Snyder?
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Male 298
rubbish
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Female 1,578
There are no sources here. these are completely made up. A 10 year old could have easily gone on paint and made this before his 8:30 bedtime.
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Female 4,197
wow, more women masterbate without washing their hands then men? I`m amazed at that one
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Male 1,598
It seems like it would be more men than women who forget to wash their hands, aren`t women supposed to be the clean ones?
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Male 970
60% of all statistics are made up
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Male 600
i really don`t know that many of these are true. in fact, i think i-a-b even posted a link once disproving the insect ingestion one, which leads me to question the credibility of the others.
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Male 438
scizzor
14.1% of people believe any statistic they hear

Wow, thats crazy.

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Male 610
these are reddikulus
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Male 1,383
I think really only the first two could even remotely be close to true.
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Male 3,425
I really don`t find the pube one that far fetched, I found a pube in my McFlurry once.
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Male 1,148
I can`t really believe some of those... especially the insect one.
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Male 4,290
[quote]ALong with this one im assuming...[/quote]

... that`s the joke.

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Male 31
14.1% of people believe any statistic they hear
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Male 328
You know in all honesty these are probably all true, they aren`t that much of a stretch.
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Male 45
they are all bullsh*t facts.
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Male 10,440
I`m almost positive a few of those are true. Probably not all.
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Male 198
"you know, 85% of statistics are made up."
ALong with this one im assuming...
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Male 901
Obviously made up :)
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Male 601
you know, 85% of statistics are made up.
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Male 1,646
why are you more likely to run into women who didnt wash there hands then men?
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Female 1,269
wow...this is the first thing i see on iab after my hiatus

fantastic ;D

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Female 103
hahahha this is true.
except the pube intake in a year on fast food.
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Male 690
Bullpoo, most of these are (old) Urban Legends. Most notable museum pieces are the eating bugs in your sleep/pubic hairs in you fast food variety, designed to make children go "ewww!" Stupid crap.
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Female 178
i love how there are more women in the masturbation part than men.


ps: why do women need to wash?

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Female 355
"the insect while sleeping one isn`t true, I remember reading about it in a journal article"

I read somewhere that it was 7 per year.

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Male 1,190
Drinking urine is done on purpose by many.
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Male 1,190
I wonder how many people realize their kb has more germs than their bathroom!
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Male 25,416
Well, how do they know that these to be true, theres to many variables that could change the data!
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Female 60
The swallowing insect one is false. It was an internet rumor that was blown out of proportion. Someone actually made it up in the mid-90s to prove that people will believe anything they see online.
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Male 3,425
Meh, just pretend they don`t happen and you`ve nothing to worry about. Pube burgers don`t do you any harm unless you think about them...
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Male 97
no way that women wash their hands less often after masturbating than men!
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Male 55
When I go to the pool I usually end up bouncing up and down the water level intaking as much water through my mouth as possible, feels good maan!
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Male 480
What if you never leave the house?
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Female 89
the insect while sleeping one isn`t true, I remember reading about it in a journal article
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Female 271
As long as I don`t get ill, I don`t give a crap.
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Male 707
www.snopes.com Claim: The average person swallows eight spiders per year. Status: False. Origins: Fear not. This "statistic" was not only made up out of whole cloth, it was invented as an example of the absurd things people will believe simply because they come across them on the Internet. In a 1993 PC Professional article, columnist Lisa Holst wrote about the ubiquitous lists of "facts" that were circulating via e-mail and how readily they were accepted as truthful by gullible recipients. To demonstrate her point, Holst offered her own made-up list of equally ridiculous "facts," among which was the statistic cited above about the average person`s swallowing eight spiders per year, which she took from a collection of common misbeliefs printed in a 1954 book on insect folklore. In a delicious irony, Holst`s propagation of this false "fact" has spurred it into becoming one of the most widely-circulated bits of misinformation to be found on the Inte
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Male 707
Another load of made up facts that will get believed and passed on with no scientific basis *yawn*

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Female 80
only 6 men who recently fapped w/o washing their hands in a year? I highly doubt that.

60 maybe.

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Female 525
Don`t worry folks, none of this is true.
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Male 1,270
To be honest, I do about half of them by choice...
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Female 4,039
Better than coming into direct conact with 15 penises a day.
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Male 2,220
Rubbish. How much water do you ingest in an hours swimming?

According to http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=18337972 the average adult ingests less than 25ml total liquid in an hour.

So even if you were swimming in a pool of urine you wouldn`t ingest more than 1/40 of a litre.

Fail!

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Male 533
omg, I bet half the women i shook hands with that did masturbate were below standard... :(
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Male 740
most this poo aint even real
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Male 237
heheh! :) Funny!

Meh, none of these strike me as really odd. Except the 12 workers checking out my dirty laundry baskets... And 2 times more girls masturbating than boys (I`d settle for equity, unless girls are 2x dirtier than mens, which I don`t think is true).

I don`t feel _that_ grossed out, that said. For example, I would guess ALL of the world`s water have been pee or crap or bodily fluids from countless organisms before coming to our place, and it`s been properly cleaned anyways... same for public swimming pools.

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Female 11
EW.
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Male 7,839
i just feel dirty now
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Female 8
I really need to forget everything I just read ;-/
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Male 20
Utterl disgusting because it`s true.
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Male 894
umm, yea, abut that last one, the pee one. i dont drink the pool water mainly cuz i dont swim! gross.
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Female 24
please tell me they`re wrong!!!!! @[email protected]

ugh...fail...X_X

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Female 4
gross!
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Male 21,025
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