27 More Tasteless & Weird Signs Around Town [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

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Female 315
This Door Is Alarmed = classic
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Female 87
i actually laughed out loud at the mattress one and i don`t know why haha
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Male 1,193
ive seen the gordan freeman so many times... this was funny though.
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Male 343
I was wondering where all the cheese was going... me and him are gonna have a talk! >.<
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Female 24
XD nice. lmao.
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Female 11
I guess i should always wash my hands
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Male 894
im interested to know, what startled the door to make it become alarmed???
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Male 18
Gordon Freeman is badass!
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Female 135
they are ALL funny.
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Female 11
The one with the kid lying on the ground saying something like be careful about our children, we have those everywhere in Quebec, Canada... Like in every residential neighbourhood
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Male 150
Lol cancer.
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Male 169
Lesbian haircuts? bahaha
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Male 463
3: wow, now THAT is convincing (on her birthday? WTF?)
4: violated? does that mean intense f*ckability test?
25: not interesting? okay, so you DONT want him to dress up as a stripper and dance for you?
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Female 299
the best so far.
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Male 1,051
Best for last ringing true.
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Female 459
I seriously need to take a pic of a sort of local bakery called Emo`s Bakery.

I loved all of them, but the roosterroaches are getting cancer one was the best for me. XD

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Male 135
lol! what are you supposed to SAY to that guy?!
"Dr. PORNSAK! paging Dr. HAROLD PORNSAK!"

see what i did there? ....if not.. just say it out loud and think in the type of mind that you`re not supposed to.

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Female 24
#2 is so epic.
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Female 1,287
I swear I`m gonna start throwing cheese on my neighbor`s roofs. xD
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Female 15
what startled it. LMFAO that was seriously great.
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Male 495
We once drove by a Crabby Dick`s going to Maryland, needless to say we we could not stop laughing.
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Male 1,918
#8 and #10 were awesome
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Female 45
The mattress and the mirror ones are hilarious!
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Male 1,093
you can still read the number in the first one
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Female 291
The random signs telling greg they don`t find him and for the other guy to stop throwing cheese made me laugh :-D
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Female 3,598
i like the last one the best.
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Male 89
the 3 for the price of 3 is when some 7 elevens made their shops like kwik-e mart for the simpsons movie
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Female 372
Some of these were pretty good aha
But "Kids Happy Land"... um... wow.
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Female 75
hahahah, i like the captain kirk thing.
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Female 855
I want the Captain Kirk sign. I`d rule at a Star Trek convention! (not that I`d ever go to one)
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Male 690
The intentional ones, like the Seafood place, are pretty tacky.
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Male 350
Mandall`s shooting supplies - WIN
Nothing really matress - WIN
Note for Greg - WIN
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Male 2,690
The last one is my favorite of this batch, they really didn`t think it would be mistaken for what we see it to be.
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Male 3
Captain Jame T. Kirk will be born in Riverside Iowa!
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Male 215
I wonder if Greg took that pic.
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Male 644
WRONG!!!! James T. Kirk was born in a shuttlecraft after his father saves him from near destruction.
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Male 107
lol a few reposts but still funny :D
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Male 1,043
Kickass Matress:D
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Female 1,299
*hugs Greg*
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Male 703
poor greg
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Male 156
i thought it said you may pass coconuts but not anything else, no no no That`s not what it said it said you may press the coconuts.
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Female 5,222
the roaches are getting cancer XD
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Male 437
poor greg...those people are non-nice individuals
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Female 354
I dialed the number on the united pentecostal church sign and left them a message which consisted of me munching noisily on popcorn. I hope they enjoy it. <3
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Female 439
That no babies one is just sad.
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Male 895
lawl
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Male 2,238
Well gee, we can`t have the c*ckroachs getting cancer now, can we?
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Male 10,440
3 for the price of 4!
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Male 2,788
3 for the price of 3?!
hot damn! I`ll take 3!
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Female 364
That kirk one was amazing.
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Male 1,647

Woah. Weird. I know someone like Greg. And his name IS Greg. o.o
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Male 8,302
And yeah, before you say it, I know what you`re thinking. Shut up, I enjoy IAB :-P
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Female 331
the retarded vag is only on lease...gotta keep looking if you wanna buy. I think you could get some free though at the asylum.
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Male 8,302
The third-last one (stop coming around, we don`t like you) - oh yeah, we`ve all known one of those guys lol
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Female 474
LMFAO that last one was just too much innuendo for me to handle
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Male 1,081
Man, those are some rebellious cyclists.
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Female 635
Huray for going Gordon Freeman on the theif`s ass!
I do like that sign a lot. `Why`d you break my ocarina?`
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Female 52
LOL @ Crabby Dick`s! What a surprise to see one I`ve been too not terribly far from me. Though for their case the sign is fully intentional. haha
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Male 454
The Gordon Freeman sign had me howling! Man, that was funny!
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Male 3,327
"Shut up Rick!" That would be a violation of my first amendment rights! ;)
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Female 2
i loved the 3 for the price of 3 one. that was amazing
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Male 10,440
Future birthplace of Kirk. Bahaha! Too bad I probably won`t live long enough to see it happen.
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Male 660
the matress pic was funny
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Male 321
The note to the thieves is classic
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Male 769
gordon freeman ftmfw!!!
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Female 9,561
I love the mattress one.
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Female 509
Hurt my chest...laughing so hard. Had to google Gordon Freeman...funny stuff.
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Male 62
Shut up Rick!
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Male 168
poor greg i find you interesting
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Male 138
Nothing really mattress made me CRACK. THE. drat. UP.
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Male 540
Hahaha, there are some good ones here. I love the signs for Greg and Eric, and the mattress one is pretty funny.
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Male 1,343
two oh six
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Male 3,327
An individual can`t violate your first amendment rights. Only the government can do that.
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Female 229
Crabby Dick`s is in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Infamous for its billboard of tacky sexual innuendos.
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Male 9,305
Cheese made me laugh.
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Male 375
"Hey McCain supporter! Second amendment rights does not give you the right to kill someone."

Really?? I`m glad we have people smart as you here to tell us these things...

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Male 10,855
Hey McCain supporter! Second amendment rights does not give you the right to kill someone.
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Male 33
#18 was supposed to be a joke.
If you look hard, it says Kwik-E-Mart in the corner, from the summer of 2007 when some 7-11s turned into Kwik-E-Marts.
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Male 230
lol i have a watch out for our children sign on my street too with the same picture and everything but at the bottom it sais: it might be yours.
kinda creepy if you ask me
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Female 1,264
"I`ll go Gordon Freeman on your ass"

Epic. Totally epic.

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Male 4,004
I really wish people would refer to the picture they are talking about, by describing it rather than saying the number. The pictures aren`t numbered, so until they are, don`t number them, it makes it hard to guess what the hell you`re talking about... and we don`t all have the time to count them a dozen times.
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Female 471
I lol`d. But I don`t get the coconut one. o_o
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Male 8
#26 is actually "Big Wings"
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Male 422
Sweet mandalls`s shooting supplies in old town Scottsdale!
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Female 1,604
that was a pretty funny list, for some reason the this door is alarmed one cracked me up most..
Tired of the roosterroach one see it way too many times
Great 1st and 2nc amendment one was great
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Male 712
Gotta love proponents of the beautiful Second Amendment
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Female 355
"You may Press Coconuts but other fruits No Please no, No, NO, NO. (inside the last no, there`s another `no`)"
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Male 1,598
Poor uninteresting Greg... But stay away from my house, too.
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Male 931
the 1st amendment one made my day :P
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Male 25,417
I love em, these are all classics!
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Male 366
the roach one was really clever. (I`d type in the bug`s full name, but it keeps on coming out as "roosterroach" (sic). heh
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Male 18
drat off we do what we want
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Male 12
Big Wangs is a sports bar in hollywood. It`s alright, but it`s one of the only honest to go sports bars in that town.
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Female 288
My favorite was #8. Poor babies.
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Male 795
Kids happy world looks like the place where Candyman lives. *shudder*
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Female 4,225
SSome of those were really funny
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Male 1,378
let`s make this popular.

it`s worth sharing

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Female 877
i`ll do "mirror under repair" sign in our campus toilet

and the #25 made me sad. poor greg :(

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Male 1,666
My brother Bilo could use that first one
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Female 112
Nothing really mattress, hehe I liked it best.
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Male 1,403
i still lol so hard at the this sign is alarmed
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Female 68
This door is alarmed.
What startled it?
HAHAHAHAHAHA XDD
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Male 4,680
#12 is one of the most depressing things I have ever seen in my life.
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Male 450
pedo bear is evolving he will on the news with a body count in no time
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Female 3,726
Bye bye Jogger1...
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Female 359
Cheese on the roof. lol For some reason I find that one really funny.
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Male 1,381
WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!
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Female 15,763
Jog, please do not stretch the page or first post, those are both big no-nos here.
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Female 15
hahahaha erection in progress
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Male 60
These always put a smile on my face
And a lol in the room
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Male 36
I live about a mile from that James T. Kirk sign.
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Male 53
The "Buy 3 Get 3" sign is from the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Female 497
Buha @ last one
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Male 20,829
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