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Date: 11/06/09 01:45 PM

114 Responses to 27 More Tasteless & Weird Signs Around Town [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Link: 27 More Tasteless & Weird Signs Around Town - Hey, I always wanted to know where I could by a retarded vag... now I know.
  2. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Buha @ last one
  3. Profile photo of yourneighbor
    yourneighbor Male 13-17
    53 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    The "Buy 3 Get 3" sign is from the Kwik-E-Mart.
  4. Profile photo of humphreys7
    humphreys7 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I live about a mile from that James T. Kirk sign.
  5. Profile photo of 53044
    53044 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    These always put a smile on my face
    And a lol in the room
  6. Profile photo of Kelkalee
    Kelkalee Female 18-29
    15 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    hahahaha erection in progress
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Jog, please do not stretch the page or first post, those are both big no-nos here.
  8. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    WE DO WHAT WE WANT!!
  9. Profile photo of crystalskyz
    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Cheese on the roof. lol For some reason I find that one really funny.
  10. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Bye bye Jogger1...
  11. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    pedo bear is evolving he will on the news with a body count in no time
  12. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    #12 is one of the most depressing things I have ever seen in my life.
  13. Profile photo of icyfrresh
    icyfrresh Female 18-29
    68 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    This door is alarmed.
    What startled it?
    HAHAHAHAHAHA XDD
  14. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    i still lol so hard at the this sign is alarmed
  15. Profile photo of Tukikagami
    Tukikagami Female 18-29
    112 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Nothing really mattress, hehe I liked it best.
  16. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    My brother Bilo could use that first one
  17. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    i`ll do "mirror under repair" sign in our campus toilet

    and the #25 made me sad. poor greg :(

  18. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    let`s make this popular.

    it`s worth sharing

  19. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    SSome of those were really funny
  20. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Kids happy world looks like the place where Candyman lives. *shudder*
  21. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    My favorite was #8. Poor babies.
  22. Profile photo of Thrawn2222
    Thrawn2222 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Big Wangs is a sports bar in hollywood. It`s alright, but it`s one of the only honest to go sports bars in that town.
  23. Profile photo of mcpimpin
    mcpimpin Male 18-29
    18 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    drat off we do what we want
  24. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    the roach one was really clever. (I`d type in the bug`s full name, but it keeps on coming out as "roosterroach" (sic). heh
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    I love em, these are all classics!
  26. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    the 1st amendment one made my day :P
  27. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Poor uninteresting Greg... But stay away from my house, too.
  28. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "You may Press Coconuts but other fruits No Please no, No, NO, NO. (inside the last no, there`s another `no`)"
  29. Profile photo of Genocyde
    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    Gotta love proponents of the beautiful Second Amendment
  30. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    that was a pretty funny list, for some reason the this door is alarmed one cracked me up most..
    Tired of the roosterroach one see it way too many times
    Great 1st and 2nc amendment one was great
  31. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Sweet mandalls`s shooting supplies in old town Scottsdale!
  32. Profile photo of infamousdiz
    infamousdiz Male 18-29
    8 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    #26 is actually "Big Wings"
  33. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    I lol`d. But I don`t get the coconut one. o_o
  34. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    I really wish people would refer to the picture they are talking about, by describing it rather than saying the number. The pictures aren`t numbered, so until they are, don`t number them, it makes it hard to guess what the hell you`re talking about... and we don`t all have the time to count them a dozen times.
  35. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    "I`ll go Gordon Freeman on your ass"

    Epic. Totally epic.

  36. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    lol i have a watch out for our children sign on my street too with the same picture and everything but at the bottom it sais: it might be yours.
    kinda creepy if you ask me
  37. Profile photo of nanocubine
    nanocubine Male 13-17
    33 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    #18 was supposed to be a joke.
    If you look hard, it says Kwik-E-Mart in the corner, from the summer of 2007 when some 7-11s turned into Kwik-E-Marts.
  38. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Hey McCain supporter! Second amendment rights does not give you the right to kill someone.
  39. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    "Hey McCain supporter! Second amendment rights does not give you the right to kill someone."

    Really?? I`m glad we have people smart as you here to tell us these things...

  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Cheese made me laugh.
  41. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Crabby Dick`s is in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Infamous for its billboard of tacky sexual innuendos.
  42. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    An individual can`t violate your first amendment rights. Only the government can do that.
  43. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    two oh six
  44. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Hahaha, there are some good ones here. I love the signs for Greg and Eric, and the mattress one is pretty funny.
  45. Profile photo of Armydillo
    Armydillo Male 13-17
    138 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Nothing really mattress made me CRACK. THE. drat. UP.
  46. Profile photo of Caker
    Caker Male 18-29
    168 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    poor greg i find you interesting
  47. Profile photo of krackfishy3
    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    Shut up Rick!
  48. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Hurt my chest...laughing so hard. Had to google Gordon Freeman...funny stuff.
  49. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    I love the mattress one.
  50. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    gordon freeman ftmfw!!!
  51. Profile photo of flagler
    flagler Male 30-39
    321 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    The note to the thieves is classic
  52. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    the matress pic was funny
  53. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Future birthplace of Kirk. Bahaha! Too bad I probably won`t live long enough to see it happen.
  54. Profile photo of micaiah94
    micaiah94 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    i loved the 3 for the price of 3 one. that was amazing
  55. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    "Shut up Rick!" That would be a violation of my first amendment rights! ;)
  56. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    The Gordon Freeman sign had me howling! Man, that was funny!
  57. Profile photo of Taurus01979
    Taurus01979 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    LOL @ Crabby Dick`s! What a surprise to see one I`ve been too not terribly far from me. Though for their case the sign is fully intentional. haha
  58. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    Huray for going Gordon Freeman on the theif`s ass!
    I do like that sign a lot. `Why`d you break my ocarina?`
  59. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Man, those are some rebellious cyclists.
  60. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    LMFAO that last one was just too much innuendo for me to handle
  61. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    The third-last one (stop coming around, we don`t like you) - oh yeah, we`ve all known one of those guys lol
  62. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    the retarded vag is only on lease...gotta keep looking if you wanna buy. I think you could get some free though at the asylum.
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    And yeah, before you say it, I know what you`re thinking. Shut up, I enjoy IAB :-P
  64. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    Woah. Weird. I know someone like Greg. And his name IS Greg. o.o
  65. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    That kirk one was amazing.
  66. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    3 for the price of 3?!
    hot damn! I`ll take 3!
  67. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    3 for the price of 4!
  68. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    Well gee, we can`t have the c*ckroachs getting cancer now, can we?
  69. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    lawl
  70. Profile photo of boomerang05
    boomerang05 Female 18-29
    439 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 11:16 pm
    That no babies one is just sad.
  71. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    November 6, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    I dialed the number on the united pentecostal church sign and left them a message which consisted of me munching noisily on popcorn. I hope they enjoy it. <3
  72. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:33 am
    poor greg...those people are non-nice individuals
  73. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:41 am
    the roaches are getting cancer XD
  74. Profile photo of chrees516
    chrees516 Male 18-29
    156 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:11 am
    i thought it said you may pass coconuts but not anything else, no no no That`s not what it said it said you may press the coconuts.
  75. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:02 am
    poor greg
  76. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:32 am
    *hugs Greg*
  77. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Kickass Matress:D
  78. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:48 am
    lol a few reposts but still funny :D
  79. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    576 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:11 am
    WRONG!!!! James T. Kirk was born in a shuttlecraft after his father saves him from near destruction.
  80. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:46 am
    I wonder if Greg took that pic.
  81. Profile photo of QED
    QED Male 40-49
    3 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Captain Jame T. Kirk will be born in Riverside Iowa!
  82. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 8:44 am
    The last one is my favorite of this batch, they really didn`t think it would be mistaken for what we see it to be.
  83. Profile photo of sonikku
    sonikku Male 18-29
    350 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Mandall`s shooting supplies - WIN
    Nothing really matress - WIN
    Note for Greg - WIN
  84. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    The intentional ones, like the Seafood place, are pretty tacky.
  85. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    I want the Captain Kirk sign. I`d rule at a Star Trek convention! (not that I`d ever go to one)
  86. Profile photo of LLPkayla
    LLPkayla Female 13-17
    75 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    hahahah, i like the captain kirk thing.
  87. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Some of these were pretty good aha
    But "Kids Happy Land"... um... wow.
  88. Profile photo of JOSHISPOSI
    JOSHISPOSI Male 13-17
    89 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    the 3 for the price of 3 is when some 7 elevens made their shops like kwik-e mart for the simpsons movie
  89. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    i like the last one the best.
  90. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    The random signs telling greg they don`t find him and for the other guy to stop throwing cheese made me laugh :-D
  91. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    you can still read the number in the first one
  92. Profile photo of JadeEskimo
    JadeEskimo Female 18-29
    45 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    The mattress and the mirror ones are hilarious!
  93. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    #8 and #10 were awesome
  94. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    We once drove by a Crabby Dick`s going to Maryland, needless to say we we could not stop laughing.
  95. Profile photo of alienzz
    alienzz Female 13-17
    15 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    what startled it. LMFAO that was seriously great.
  96. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    I swear I`m gonna start throwing cheese on my neighbor`s roofs. xD
  97. Profile photo of awesomestuff
    awesomestuff Female 13-17
    24 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    #2 is so epic.
  98. Profile photo of xXxNatexXx
    xXxNatexXx Male 13-17
    135 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    lol! what are you supposed to SAY to that guy?!
    "Dr. PORNSAK! paging Dr. HAROLD PORNSAK!"

    see what i did there? ....if not.. just say it out loud and think in the type of mind that you`re not supposed to.

  99. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    I seriously need to take a pic of a sort of local bakery called Emo`s Bakery.

    I loved all of them, but the roosterroaches are getting cancer one was the best for me. XD

  100. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    Best for last ringing true.
  101. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 4:29 am
    the best so far.
  102. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:32 am
    3: wow, now THAT is convincing (on her birthday? WTF?)
    4: violated? does that mean intense f*ckability test?
    25: not interesting? okay, so you DONT want him to dress up as a stripper and dance for you?
  103. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Lesbian haircuts? bahaha
  104. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Lol cancer.
  105. Profile photo of jennyfee
    jennyfee Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 8, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    The one with the kid lying on the ground saying something like be careful about our children, we have those everywhere in Quebec, Canada... Like in every residential neighbourhood
  106. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    they are ALL funny.
  107. Profile photo of kaycubed
    kaycubed Male 30-39
    18 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Gordon Freeman is badass!
  108. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    895 posts
    November 9, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    im interested to know, what startled the door to make it become alarmed???
  109. Profile photo of d31337
    d31337 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:57 pm
    I guess i should always wash my hands
  110. Profile photo of RenoFury
    RenoFury Female 18-29
    24 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 10:26 am
    XD nice. lmao.
  111. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    I was wondering where all the cheese was going... me and him are gonna have a talk! >.<
  112. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    ive seen the gordan freeman so many times... this was funny though.
  113. Profile photo of marie-marie
    marie-marie Female 18-29
    87 posts
    November 15, 2009 at 6:51 am
    i actually laughed out loud at the mattress one and i don`t know why haha
  114. Profile photo of obbycomma
    obbycomma Female 18-29
    315 posts
    January 4, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    This Door Is Alarmed = classic

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