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Date: 11/10/09 04:00 AM

72 Responses to 20 More Odd Homeless Cardboard Signs [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:47 am
    Link: 20 More Odd Homeless Cardboard Signs - Some guy gave cash to homeless people for their cardboard signs and assembled them to as an art piece. Cool and funny.
  2. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:19 am
    I like the `Who wants to marry a bum?` one the best.
  3. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:23 am
    cant see the last one ... stupid watermark.
  4. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2009 at 4:41 am
    The "27 cents short of a taco" and "short 57 cents for a burger" are awesome and sad at the same time.
  5. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:49 am
    One beer, one woman, and one chicken wing. When you think about it, isn`t that all any of us needs?
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:50 am
    Favorite one I saw downtown once was "I bet you a nickel you can`t hit me with a quarter"

    oh and: "Obama wants change, I need it"

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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:53 am
    I really like the IAB one.
  8. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:56 am
    Who the kidding its more like 25 cents short of a fifth.


    Bum = "Can you spare some Change."
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    Me = "Get a Job.....You`ll see a big Fu*king Change"

    Muahahahaahaa

  9. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:13 am
    lol who wants to marry a bum..
  10. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:13 am
    Did fancylad just go around and randomly steal panhandlers` signs?
  11. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Nice going on the watermark IAB...
  12. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:26 am
    Homeless people freak me out, soooo... I`d probably roll a joint for the one with the 420 sign though.
  13. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:38 am
    alot of them are bulls*t I saw a guy beging with crutches and when I came back by later I saw him walking to his Mercedes and putting the crutches in the trunk.

    Try giving them a bag of cheeseburgers from mickey d`s they wont take them.

    You want to help someone pick up a day laborer and have him do your yard.

  14. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:59 am
    I like that very last sign in the bottom right. Must have raked in so much money!
  15. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:32 am
    I like the IAB one lol
  16. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:58 am
    PEAS
  17. Profile photo of Jermayan
    Jermayan Male 18-29
    17 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:03 am
    "Need 500 Gil for Phoenix Down to revive my Whitemage, please help!"
    Best one I`ve ever seen.
  18. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
    those weren`t all that funny, more depressing really
  19. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:37 am
    so the people who give more than the ask amount, such as "short 57 cents for a burger," would they stay there and watch them get the burger so they can get their change back?
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:08 am
    This is depressing. :(
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:10 am
    What tends to irk me are the guys that fake being veterans, and when you tell them that the Veteran Hospital that they are standing outside will help them, they fold their sign and walk away...in the opposite direction.
  22. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:16 am
    "Need 500 Gil for Phoenix Down to revive my Whitemage, please help!"

    That is nothing but win, hahahahaha.

  23. Profile photo of bamble05
    bamble05 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:18 am
    anyone like the one with pretty good writing by hawk who was blinded when being robbed?
  24. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:20 am
    "anyone like the one with pretty good writing by hawk who was blinded when being robbed?"

    You do realize that Hawk could have gotten someone else to write it for him, right?

  25. Profile photo of Mr_Onix
    Mr_Onix Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:22 am
    These are really depressing. =/
  26. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:24 am
    "who wants to marya bum?" ROFLCOPPTER
  27. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:33 am
    rofl mamery.. ahh now I want to play FF
  28. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:12 am
    I like the sign with the IAB logo on it. Must be Fancys "homeless and hungry will run a web site for food" sign.
  29. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:28 am
    Lol a blind hawk... thats ironic.
  30. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:46 am
    i have always had good luck with
    "try to hit me with a quarter"
    made 65 bucks one day
  31. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:52 am
    "Try giving them a bag of cheeseburgers from mickey d`s they wont take them".bungled

    because people are crazy and dont think the poor are people there was a guy down the street from me who ate a hand out that the person had put glass on it

  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:35 am
    meh!~
  33. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:40 am
    notice how most are in the same hand writing? i can get a bit of card and do that...
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Whats with the 4:20?
  35. Profile photo of punki3
    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    LazyMe484, 420 is Pot day, (April 20th) basically they are asking for money to buy weed..
  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    >3<
  37. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    i like the IAB logo homeless sign the best. (lower right corner)
  38. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    lazyme484, 4:20 is the time you light up. it comes from the cop code for pot.

    I like the "Vietnam-era" one. Not a vet, just from that time?

  39. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    4:20 was started by a group of high school kids called the Raldos in CA.

    Wiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cann...

  40. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    billy66bare, thank you, I was just about to do that :D lol
  41. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    stupid dope heads
  42. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    most aren`t odd
  43. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    wtf, these are just normal, and some stooge has covered the last one.
  44. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    If he was blind, howd he write it?
  45. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Here`s a question

    Every time I need to use
    one of my markers, they
    are dry!!!

    How do this "Homeless" people
    find a descent one?

  46. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Nice placement for the IAB logo...
  47. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Boredered thats the point
  48. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    One of the hobos that sit on the off ramp has a sign that`s misspelled. It drives me up a freaking wall. It`s FAMILY you asshat! Some day I`m going to take a marker and correct it for him.
  49. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    hey look an I-A-B sign
  50. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    iceblack- LOL I was *just* thinking that!
  51. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    why are the vets homeless? I don`t understand..
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    > Shellie84
    > why are the vets homeless? I don`t understand..

    Cause there were no D-Day heroes in 1973, don`t you listen to Jimmy Barnes?

  53. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    How do homeless people seem to find an unlimited supply of cardboard and Sharpies and I can`t find a damn pen anywhere in my house when I need to take a note? Does the bum union hand this stuff out weekly or something?
  54. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    I was walking by a homeless man a few months back and he looked at me and said "you look tired" It made me laugh.

    another time some hobo was holding up a sign with drawings of sheep on it and saying that he needs money to buy steel wool to make an army of steel wool sheep. I freaking giggled all the way home.

  55. Profile photo of MrYouKnow
    MrYouKnow Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    The homeless person who had the lower right sign must have been a fan, lol.
  56. Profile photo of thisoneguy
    thisoneguy Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    shellie: returning vietnam vets were shunned by the public at large as if they were the bad guys for going to vietnam and doing terrible things and seeing terrible things that their government made them do. many formed gangs and clubs to cope with it while others could not cope with their experience or were disabled and simply fell poor, ill and thus homeless. and so many have problems that can never be corrected no matter what the rest of us do to help them.

    this is not entertainment for me.

  57. Profile photo of thisoneguy
    thisoneguy Male 18-29
    19 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    to restate what lion hart said:
    there were no `American Heroes` in Vietnam.
  58. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    Did anyone else notice that the IAB icon is placed just right for the bottom right cardboard? It`s a homeless sign too apparently.
  59. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    > StudentOfMan
    > How do homeless people seem to find an unlimited supply of cardboard and Sharpies and I can`t find a damn pen anywhere in my house?

    Hmmm, let`s compare... $240,000 house @ 6.5% pa compound + Rates & Taxes + Insurance + Maintenance & Repairs...

    79¢ marker and a box from a wheelie bin...

    Yeah, you know, I can`t work it out either!

  60. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    I`d give money tot he one in the bottom right!

    Ha... nice icon placement, I-A-B.

  61. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    November 10, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    to say there are no vietnam heros is to spit in the face of those men and women who gave some or gave all. the people of the armed forces are all heros, they all are ready to put their life on the line so that you can write stupid poo on the internet just like you did there. i dont see you lining up to be shot at or tortured. think about what you say before you speak. these men and women have to follow orders and even if their actions where atrocious they did it in the spirit that it would be best for our country or to help others, never deny a veteran the respect they deserve.
  62. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 12:24 am
    the last one if m favorite
  63. Profile photo of elletheduck
    elletheduck Female 30-39
    13 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Re: asking how they get sharpies

    I used to give 2-3 out a month to the homeless guys in my neighborhood. They knew I used them for work and would ask me for one when theirs (And "theirs" I assume was shared between them all) dried out or got lost.

  64. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 7:44 am
    love the "peas"
  65. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Calm down, oceanbeast. It`s not that big of a deal.
  66. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    November 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    is the last one Fancylad`s homeless sign?
  67. Profile photo of Tarr-Tarr
    Tarr-Tarr Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 7:00 am
    I saw one once that said `BEER AND WEED FUND` I thought it was ledge!
  68. Profile photo of Humunaha
    Humunaha Male 13-17
    13 posts
    November 13, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    I saw one that said " Bet yah can`t hit me with a quarter!!!"
  69. Profile photo of kirbatron
    kirbatron Male 18-29
    21 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    I`d marry a bum. I`d also ask the dude how much he paid someone else to write his `I was blinded while being robbed` sign.
  70. Profile photo of alchemist18
    alchemist18 Female 13-17
    356 posts
    December 4, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I like the taco one.
  71. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    aww they dont even have the
    `a ninja killed my family and i need money for karate lessons` one
  72. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    January 7, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    taaaaaco

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