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Date: 11/20/09 07:01 AM

72 Responses to 12-Year-Old Girl Can`t Stop Sneezing

  1. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    November 19, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Link: 12-Year-Old Girl Can`t Stop Sneezing - First person to claim this was caused by flu vaccines gets a free kick in the face.
  2. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:07 am
    50 bucks says this was caused by the flu vaccine

    AARRHAHAHARHARHAR!!!!

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    mcwheesus Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Pretty sure its because of the flu vaccine.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Lol I like the appeal to members of the public at the end there. Medical experts don`t know what to do, but do you?
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    zapfina Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:19 am
    we need Dr. House to fix this shi*
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    roariamadino Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:32 am
    has anyone tried scaring the poo into her? NAZI STRIKE! RAWR!
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    bika Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:44 am
    Touretts :P
  8. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:50 am
    Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you! Bless you!
  9. Profile photo of xphile_1002
    xphile_1002 Female 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Not real sneezes, no nasal stuff involved. I really think this girl is doing this for attention. I saw this a few weeks ago...
  10. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Nice Mr. Evil Eye . I like where you went with that .
  11. Profile photo of trilliongram
    trilliongram Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:15 am
    "Friday, November 20, 2009 8:07:45 AM
    Not real sneezes, no nasal stuff involved. I really think this girl is doing this for attention. I saw this a few weeks ago..."

    -----------

    Some of us don`t sneeze nasally. My sneezes are all oral.

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    [DLM]Jimbo Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:19 am
    Has this kid even had any form of scans?
  13. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:22 am
    @ xphile_1002
    you dumb as fu/ck... seriously, get out you stupid ass mofo.
  14. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:22 am
    sneezing is not involentary. you can stop a sneeze. although bika was being flippant he is probably closer to the truth than he thinks.
  15. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Not involuntary? Every time I try to hold a sneeze back, the "tickle" that makes it start gets stronger and stronger until I just sneeze worse than I would have if I had just done it in the first place. My wife says the same thing. Maybe you`re special? In that case, maybe you should report to these people and see if you`re the cure :P
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Did they try cutting down on a the pepper in her food?
  17. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:04 am
    "sneezing is not involentary. you can stop a sneeze"
    it is not involuntary, u can try and stop it but eventually its gonna come out, its kinda like taking a dump, u can try and hold it in and succed for a hort while, but when it does eventually come out u`ll regret it
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Poor girl. Hopefully something miraculous happens for her soon.
  19. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:45 am
    sorry for those who can`t stop their sneeze, but i agree stonewar. i can stop it whenever i want and it doesn`t came back at least for half an hour
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 9:50 am
    lol "who loves school and animals!" i hope she gets well soon, loving school is... a horrible, horrible disease. god bless her *ah-choo* god bless you *ah-choo* I SAID GOD BLESS YOU!
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:53 am
    I`m torn between feeling sorry for her and wanting to scream STOP IT at her.
  22. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:55 am
    this is bs, she`s just doing it to get attention
  23. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:58 am
    i think she`s faking it....i mean none of the doctors can find anything wrong
  24. Profile photo of srgkoala
    srgkoala Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
    I believe its a tick. Tourettes or OCD...
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:13 am
    You can`t fake a sneezing like that. 16 times a minute...

    I think after a few days, she would get tired of doing that in the morning and through out her day... So she isn`t faking.

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    KekS Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:24 am
    I liked the "Bazooka Farting" comment on youtube. On topic: it felt like I was watching Onion.
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    Fealiks Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:33 am
    kinjomusashi is clearly a genius
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    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 10:34 am
    Why in the world would she fake it...I cant imagine anyone wanting to fake that shet. That looks horrid. Reminds me of that girl who was hiccuping for like 3 weeks straight. Even though hiccuping or sneezing are like small whatever things, i would absolutely /hate/ doing that like 16 times a minute :/
  29. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:29 am
    This was caused by the flu vaccine.

    Does it matter that I have a fetish for being kicked in the face?

  30. Profile photo of Greven
    Greven Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    Call Dr House
  31. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    machine gun sneezing? really? nice medial term....
  32. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    She`s broke. Chuck her in the trash and make a new one, try again.
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Thats sad! good luck!
  34. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    lol @ the Asian reporter at the beginning, no 12 year olds love school or necessarily animals
  35. Profile photo of skywisejf
    skywisejf Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I bet its phycological.

    Or punishment for liking school wtf.

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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    It`s pretty hard *quack*. I seem to *quack* have come down with *quack* something.
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    seabass101dg Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    just squeeze your nose shut.
  38. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    burn her with cigarettes. that worked for my kids
  39. Profile photo of Twisssted
    Twisssted Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    That would suck but I would feel worst if it was hiccups... man do they hurt...
  40. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    the sneezes seem fake, her facial features dont move almost at all from normal. but i guess because it happens so frequent, it`s not as strong as a regular sneeze. poor girl :[
  41. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Anyone think that it was a mere coincidence the second reporter was Asian? Ah-Choo!?
  42. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    just like how the docters couldnt figure out why that kid cried blood. That would suck though, hiccups would be even more awful though
  43. Profile photo of logandaninja
    logandaninja Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    ha ha "machine gun sneezing" head line
  44. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    "Call Dr House"

    That was my first though too...
    I even imagined House watching TV in the nurses` break room and showing interest in the case. Turns out it`s Lupus and the they need to do a liver biopsy.

  45. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    November 20, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    She sneezes funny. :\
  46. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    well, it cant be so bad.. they do say a sneeze is like, 1/7th of an orgasm...
  47. Profile photo of sicker
    sicker Female 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    @3:05 her eyes are open. Are they sure she`s sneezing?
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    laurology Female 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    I`ve been burping for like...a month and a half almost nonstop. That`s pretty terrible too....but I don`t get any news coverage for that ): I think it`s GERD but my mother thinks it is "psychological." The vomit I taste in the back of my throat states otherwise...ick.
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    magoo22 Male 30-39
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    I can`t believe people think she`s doing it for attention. Poor kid!
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    charliew07 Male 13-17
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    wow, cleminem! thats like 2 orgasms a minute!!
  51. Profile photo of Kat77
    Kat77 Female 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Aww, poor little girl. That has got to suck...
  52. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    "machine gun sneezing"... (-_-) they totally made that up on the spot.

    I would say it is more psychological than anything else. It seems to me that it is a "tic". Something that you would see in OCD... But I am no doctor or psychiatrist.

  53. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    November 20, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    I know im a bad person, but i cant stop laughing, i think the virus is transforming
    Hey drink up every time she sneezes!
  54. Profile photo of tinykong
    tinykong Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:37 am
    Fake sneezer is fake. When you sneeze, you close your eyes. She doesn`t.
  55. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:51 am
    This sort of, "hard hitting news", really belongs on Fox News.
  56. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 2:53 am
    She doesn`t close her eyes as she has a tic. OCD or tourettes, I think.
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    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 8:37 am
    ROFL at the little boy :40
  58. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 9:40 am
    That`s not a sneeze. That`s a tic. Are these people morons? It doesn`t matter how many physicians they go to. The problem is in the old noggin there.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    if you dont close you eyes when you sneeze, the pressure makes them pop out.
  60. Profile photo of leahln
    leahln Female 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    Really...? Sneezing?! Adrift_Angel is right. Definitely a tic.
  61. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    November 21, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    That doesn`t look like a sneeze. Is there even anything coming out of her nose because it looks more like she is doing it from her mouth mainly and you are right she is barely closing her eyes at all. This has to be some problem in theb rain. Have they done MRI`s or any kind of CT scans?
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    wow... huge problem there.. can`t they like give her some novacaine or something to make her numb if her nose is tickled or if her diaphragm is spazing then like a muscle relaxer or something?
  63. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    I`m with you guys. It`s a tic. She `sneezed` with her eyes open. You don`t do that, regardless
  64. Profile photo of Sqam
    Sqam Female 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I think it must be all the girls head... she has her eyes open and it doesn`t happen when she sleeps. Seeing a shrink sounds like the best solution.
  65. Profile photo of CKiss1888
    CKiss1888 Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I call B.S. on the "machine-gun sneezing" Diagnosis.. that doctor pulled that out of his ass just to get on TV.
  66. Profile photo of urnotthetime
    urnotthetime Male 18-29
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    November 21, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    It`s probably sarcoidosis.
  67. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 1:30 am
    Call up House! "It`s Lymphoma"
  68. Profile photo of burdonlane14
    burdonlane14 Male 13-17
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    November 22, 2009 at 4:16 am
    It`s probably the flu vaccines...
  69. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 7:48 am
    it is definitely a psychological thing... it could be an attention-getting ploy.
  70. Profile photo of Harkannin
    Harkannin Male 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 8:13 am
    The solution lies within Chinese medicine.
  71. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
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    November 22, 2009 at 10:19 am
    I`ve sneezed with my eyes open before. It`s only happened once, but it`s possible. However, I agree that it is probably a tic. If there is no physiological reason for it, then it has to be psychological.
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    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    This was caused by the flu vaccine.

    :-D

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